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Re: When you are bored...
Touche, but HA :

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revitalization
      When
          -----is-subsystem-strength
          --------- Qui-Gon Jinn
          --------- engine
          --------- 0

          ------ and

          ---- ship-invulnerable
          ------ Qui-Gon Jinn

          ------ and
     
          ------ set-subsystem-strength
          --------- Qui-Gon Jinn
          --------- engines
          --------- 300


          -------- Set-event-true
          ---------- Upside Head Slap


unstoppable
      When
          -----is-event-true-delay
          --------- revitalization
          --------- 0

         ----- and

          ------ set-previous-goal
          ---- supernova-start
          ------ false

          ---- add-permanent-ai-goal
          ------ Qui-Gon Jinn
          ------ warp-out


    |[===---(-         
    ||
 =(||==)_
    ||_____|
 =(||==)
    ||                   
    |[===---(-                             

"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity

 

Offline Snail

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Re: When you are bored...
and is an evaluator...

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ship-vulnerable
qui-gon jinn

self-destruct
qui-gon jinn

ship-guardian-threshold
snail
100

repeat count: 100000000 interval time: 0 :P

fire-beam
turret999
snail
qui-gon jin

repat count: 100000000000 interval time: 1

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: When you are bored...
Touche, but HA :

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revitalization
       When
            -----is-subsystem-strength
          --------- Qui-Gon Jinn
          --------- engine
          --------- 0

          ------ and

          ---- ship-invulnerable
          ------ Qui-Gon Jinn

          ------ and
     
          ------ set-subsystem-strength
          --------- Qui-Gon Jinn
          --------- engines
          --------- 300


          -------- Set-event-true
          ---------- Upside Head Slap


unstoppable
      When
          -----is-event-true-delay
          --------- revitalization
          --------- 0

         ----- and

          ------ set-previous-goal
          ---- supernova-start
          ------ false

          ---- add-permanent-ai-goal
          ------ Qui-Gon Jinn
          ------ warp-out




Nice try. But I have some bad news. You see, I'm insane. Observe:

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end
   When
     Has-arrived-delay
       snail
       0

   end-campain



 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: When you are bored...
Hmm, what would you like to have for dinner? Choices are:

Egg and bacon, Egg, sausage and bacon, Egg and spam, Egg, bacon and spam, Egg, bacon, sausage and spam, Spam, bacon, sausage and spam,      Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam, Spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam, Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam, Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam, or Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam.


Bon appetit.

Also, we are most likely going to have spam, Flambéd Escargots with pomme de terre and spam, but I think you need to wait a couple messages to get to that point... :lol:
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Offline Snail

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Re: When you are bored...
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when
has-arrived-delay
Snail
immunize-to-fire
Snail
self-destruct
France

 

Offline Pyro MX

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Re: When you are bored...
While I pretend to understand what you are writing here and that you are waiting to see the possible pwnage of Snail in the next comic, I am here to say that the next installment might be delayed for a couple of reasons: sickness, work and... work.  :sigh:

 

Offline Snail

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Re: When you are bored...
you are waiting to see the possible pwnage of Snail

No! No! Don't smite me!! :( :(

 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: When you are bored...
We won't smite you outright...(I think)...  We might make you suffer some form of indignity though... ;7 :drevil:
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Re: When you are bored...
I know what will happen to snail :P

Something like this (Animated GIF):

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Offline Snail

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Re: When you are bored...
death threat

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: When you are bored...
How? You're not even dying in that gif!

 

Offline Snail

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Re: When you are bored...
It's not a death threat to me, I'm issuing Mr. Maniac here a death threat.

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: When you are bored...
Then you have to say something like "I'll kill you", not just say "death threat". :P

 

Offline Pyro MX

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Re: When you are bored...
*phew* Found time to do the comic!

Here's number 35!

Archive updated!

  
Re: When you are bored...
Panel #5: Is the word "sing" supposed to be "sign"?

Teleportation beams... cool.
"You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?" -DEATH, Discworld

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Re: When you are bored...
Panel #5: Is the word "sing" supposed to be "sign"?

Indeed, typo corrected.

 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: When you are bored...
Augh!!!

I can't see the comic!  I've refreshed multiple times!  Help!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*Passes out*

*Regains consciousness*

Whew!  It's there...But what do you mean by Snail's last line?  Maybe I don't get it cause I'm sleep-deprived and have a splitting headache...
« Last Edit: April 25, 2007, 03:36:10 pm by Tyrian »
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: When you are bored...
Quote
Whew!  It's there...But what do you mean by Snail's last line?  Maybe I don't get it cause I'm sleep-deprived and have a splitting headache...

Pyro MX was very tired and hungry, and snail was bugging him.

 
Re: When you are bored...
I think "bugged" is an understatement along the lines of:

 the human race is only kinda-sorta-really-dumb-they'll-get-smarter-eventually

    |[===---(-         
    ||
 =(||==)_
    ||_____|
 =(||==)
    ||                   
    |[===---(-                             

"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity

 

Offline Snail

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