Hmm, what would you like to have for dinner? Choices are:
Egg and bacon, Egg, sausage and bacon, Egg and spam, Egg, bacon and spam, Egg, bacon, sausage and spam, Spam, bacon, sausage and spam, Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam, Spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam, Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam, Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam, or Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam.
Bon appetit.
Also, we are most likely going to have spam, Flambéd Escargots with pomme de terre and spam, but I think you need to wait a couple messages to get to that point...