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Actually, the further you go back the more sex was a part of society - the Chinese yellow emperor and their sexual customs (very extravagant, they layed out the emperors sexual patterns with his various wives for him), the Greeks and the Romans and their active sex lives (orgies and the like), the I believe Babylonian custom of sending Wives and Daughters to the temple once a month or so to be whores, etc., etc., sex is a major part of every society at different times, and it's acceptance goes up and down in a very long cycle. However, it's part in the make up of human nature is, while not entirely static (as it changes from person to person) is constant in both it's existence and significance.

Eh, what are you on about? It was Judeo Christianity that started putting the Kybosh on sexual pleasure and later Puritans and now morons in authority like Shrub, Falwell and Robertson.

 

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Actually, the further you go back the more sex was a part of society - the Chinese yellow emperor and their sexual customs (very extravagant, they layed out the emperors sexual patterns with his various wives for him), the Greeks and the Romans and their active sex lives (orgies and the like), the I believe Babylonian custom of sending Wives and Daughters to the temple once a month or so to be whores, etc., etc., sex is a major part of every society at different times, and it's acceptance goes up and down in a very long cycle. However, it's part in the make up of human nature is, while not entirely static (as it changes from person to person) is constant in both it's existence and significance.


I've never heard anything about the "active sex lives" of the Greeks and the Romans, but you are actually supporting my argument with the first statement there anyway. There are two possibilities here: the one I was thinking of earlier was that the influence of sex in the common culture was quite high at the beginning, when civilizations began to form, after which it gradually declined over the cenuries, followed by a sharp increase in the last 50 years, which can be explained by the falling of religion; the path will continue to decline once again when this social phase has ended and the rate of change of religious influence has stabilized. (and I doubt religion will last any longer than four or five centuries at the most) The alternative you are suggesting is that the path has been more or less consistently decreasing and so it would lead to the same end anyway.

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I also have something to point out to you - look at the general pattern of this thread - you against the world. This, in my mind, is the best example of why the system you propose will never come to pass - because the people of Earth neither need it nor want it, and the minority will rarely be able to gain control in a situation like this.


Do you really think that the current opinions of the common people matter in the slightest? This is like saying, if every individual wants peace in the world, why is there such a thing as war? :D We are attempting to determine the "sweeps" of the social and psychological forces of history to predict future things; your method is analogous to trying to determine a function's graph given only a point or two. Like I said, almost all of the Earth's population will probably convert to the new method gradually as it becomes more and more mainstream, and in the unlikely event that most of them stagnate and stick to their old system, there will be some that accept the new reproduction method at any rate, and they would then essentially become a dominant race. The minority can always gain control by superior technology (or by turning the majority on themselves) and there would be a very vast difference between the two systems here, so things in the long run would turn out almost exactly the same anyway.

 

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If you don't even know anything about the sex lives of the Greeks, how can you expect to predict how the future of sexuality is going to turn out?  You have very limited experience in the entire field of sociology - your arguments show this - and a very weird outlook on life.

That's like saying you know how to put a computer together, so you can tell us what the next innovation in superconductors is going to be, and why.
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If you don't even know anything about the sex lives of the Greeks, how can you expect to predict how the future of sexuality is going to turn out?  You have very limited experience in the entire field of sociology - your arguments show this - and a very weird outlook on life.

That's like saying you know how to put a computer together, so you can tell us what the next innovation in superconductors is going to be, and why.


Exactly. He's lacking the most basic understanding about human nature, and so disregards the whole "human nature" issue as irrelevant on his "mathematical model " (not that he presented one anyway). The thing is, human nature is what leads society, and it will remain as such (even if such nature changes). Unless someone run a worldwide campaign to genetically modify people into not liking sex, his version of the future will never gonna happen.
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Uh, yes it does. Even some of the most abtruse mathematics is finding applications in areas like cryptography and quantum theory; there is no clear line between abstract and applied mathematics. Any of the various branches of mathematics can model real-world events if necessary.

Yes, any branch of mathematics can model simple real-world events if necessary. They all require predictability, though, and assume that the conditions postulated will not change.

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So now you are telling me that the whole of number theory is meaningless, along with many other areas of abstract mathematics; I am beginning to wonder whether or not you are worth dealing with. :p Also, if you have the patience and are good enough with arguing, you could debate for a while with this "fervorous priest" for a long time and at some point reach a logical contradiction; he will refuse to accept it of course and either get hung up on small points to mask the loss or start throwing insults, but it will be pretty obvious to both of you who won that.

Damn, can't you read? I'm saying that any theory that is built upon information gathered from perception is valid, and any theory that was not yet contradicted by perception has the benefit of the doubt. But if perception contradicts the theory, then the theory is wrong. You seem to ignore that, and cling to theoretical models no matter what. Your loss.

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What current outburst in cloning research? It has actually been going quite slowly recently, and besides, when you take the entire period of human existence into account (which can in theory last for trillions of years), it does not seem all that far-fetched anymore to talk about any technological advance given the timeframe.

Huh, fairly slowly? Now you are seeing it as a local phenomena. Cloning had never existed throughout the entirety of human history, and in the last few years it was devised and practically made possible (even if there are severe limitations as of now), and you're saying that it's progressing slowly... right.

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The last statement there is critical. You are assuming that our knowledge will stay mostly the same over great periods of time in the future, and I am not quite sure what you are basing that on, seeing as just about every simple analysis of past events is pointing in the opposite direction. Like I said, these "futurologist" predictions will probably come to be true at some point as long as society does not degenerate, because the full period of human existence is quite long. Notice I have not given a very definite timeframe for my predictions, which I myself am not sure about. (500 years sounds reasonable but it could well be much longer) Are you trying to say that society will stay at its current system for the rest of humanity's existence? Lastly, how is the only perfect model the observation itself? As I said earlier, a complete theory is equal to the observation. Think theoretically rather than practically, as the practical view usually disregards the extremely important concept of infinite processes that are crucial to this.

Nope, you're missing my point completely. What I'm saying is that you don't have any basis to do accurate predictions because you don't have the knowledge. It might perfectly be that in a couple of years we make a breakthrough in applied psychology and sociology and become able to accurately predict the behaviour of a large mass of people (think psychohistory), or even individuals, but it's not possible as of now. And I'm not saying that society will remain the same, I'm saying that none of us can make even a far guess about what will happen. You don't know what technologies we will uncover, and you don't know what events will direct society - so you can't predict. Your theoretical model is based on the very notion that you spoke against - it's considering only a small section of the "curve", and therefore cannot be accurate - it's like finding a local maximum. The other flaw with this theoretical model you're "presenting" is that it disregards completely any future research or major event, as it disregards the fact that it's modelling over independent agents that may take any path in the future. Some research on AI would go well with the other fields we already recommended (psychology and sociology).

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True enough, but as long as I can give logical evidence there it would not really make any difference either way. There are probably people today without this "hardwiring" (genetic flukes or otherwise), so if they or, say, a computer accepts the conclusion as likely, then I do not see how that would matter at all.

Yes, if a completely unbiased person or computer (things that cannot be verified to exist, might I add) says that your prediction is right, based only on logical constructs, then it might be right. Or not, since you are not considering even a small fraction of all the factors involved. What they can attest to is that, if everything goes the way you want, your prediction might become true. Even a slight change on the scenario will throw it to the ground pretty quickly.

(it's still my opinion that your "model" won't get past such analysis, though, and that you are heavily biased by your own confidence in your knowledge to see that ;) )

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For the second time, I am not talking about how important the people thought it was to the civilization on a purely logical level, but how intimately it was tied in with the other aspects of society. Today, more of the popular culture is based around sex than anything else out there, and as any historian would tell you, that certainly could not be said of things a couple hundred years ago. And for the will part, every human in existence today by no means needs to "want" to cohese into larger units; all that matters is that some of them do. We then reach the point where we have one relatively large unit competing against many smaller and more primitive units, and even if they coexist, the small units will become of little importance compared to the large one over the course of history. For the final part, are you talking about Napoleon's military campaign? That was probably based on personal ambition, like that of the conquerors that came before him.

Hm, actually, sex was always intimately tied to all major aspects of society and culture. Check the behaviour of emperors and noblemen in the 1500s. Check the workings of the "behind the scenes" high society on the 1800s. Check the way landlords acted in the feudal times. You're seeing the macro events, and disregarding the smaller ones that led to those. Any historian would point that, and psychologist would point that, but you seem to believe that what you "think" happened is that actually happened.

And yes, humans don't need to aggregate into larger units. They will, though, if they sense that any of their liberties (in a psychological analysis, you'll notice that every human regards his personal freedom as one of the most important factors in decision making, and this reflect on the "mob" behaviour) threatened, no matter how subtly you seem to think it will happen - and sex is one of the most basic liberties any human considers. You fail to realize that this is what has driven society up to now, and what was responsible for the fall of every fallen regime in human history. There's also the fact that your own "relatively large, organized unit" will not come to exist, but debating this is pointless (you'll simply say "yes it will" over and over, changing words :p).

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Scientific theory cannot be completely based on perception; it requires analysis, and the entire concept of theory is centered on that. (heck, even perception by itself without any theory requires analysis) And your two descriptions of gaining the knowledge of pain are actually exactly the same at a fundamental level. The first one might actually be more accurate if taken to a certain point, because when you experience something your reasoning tends to get influenced in one of the directions. (the rule of experiential bias) The flaw can show itself after a thorough analysis of the logic procedure, but this can be difficult to do in practice.

No, it cannot be completely based on perception - it still must be based on perception to a certain degree, though, or it's not valid (or it is as valid as any wild conjecture anyone can come up with). Any logic conclusion is just as good as the correctness of its premises, or else you get a GIGO system.

And no, my two descriptions are not even close to each other at a fundamental level. You're assuming too much, and providing little evidence. The first one will never provide you with complete and accurate information about the pain generation process, unless you have a perfectly modelled system - and as I said earlier, it is proved that any perfect model will be undistinguishable from the system being observed itself (therefore, you'll be feeling the pain anyway).

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Actually, if the guy has been doing it for a long time (i.e. most of his life) he would probably like it as long as he does not know otherwise. There are many examples of this throughout history.

Again, no. Did you ask any slave if they like working all day and night and being beaten up for no reason? Didn't think so.

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And I suppose you also think that continuing the current computer processor manufacturing process is better than researching new systems despite the fact that we know its limitations.

Actually, that's a completely useless analogy. We know the limitations of current processor architectures, yet we don't know the limitations of natural birth (when improved), and we don't know the limitations of cloning processes. It might perfectly be that the natural process offers less limitations than cloning, and then your whole model falls apart. Check some Culture books for a few ideas on how to improve the natural conception methods. ;)

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I do have as much ground for predictions as anyone else as long as they can back up their ideas; that's the whole point of argument. I agree with you that people will continue to have more and more fun in the traditional sense, but only up to a certain point. You see, if everyone has fun all the time, everyone will be constantly happy, and because the rate of advance of the society is to a significant extent based on the wants of the masses (which in turn is based on how happy people are; for example, a completely happy person would not do anything at all during his life), this rate will slowly drop to zero. Once the zero point is reached people will find a cause to complain about and thus remove the system that brought them to that point, since like I said earlier, suffering in that sense is necessary to further development.

Ok, "up to a certain point" you say. You assume that human society will suffer a revolution when everyone is happy and having fun all day, because they have the "need" to evolve. This need you mention has as much basis as all the other arguments about the human being's "need" for sex - you're simply saying that, despite any other factors, society must evolve/advance. You're assuming too much again, without any basis. You believe that people will always have something to complain about, because that's the way they acted up to now. Well, I believe that people will always want to have sex, because that's the way they acted up to now. How is one belief better than the other?

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See that Capitalism, Socialism, and Democracy book I mentioned earlier; it has become pretty famous and addresses this issue quite thoroughly. (and this is one of those things that was published in the 1950s from which most of the predictions have turned out true so far; so much for there being "no way to make accurate predictions")

I'll try to look into it, but since society didn't really change since the fifties, I already know that it didn't make any sociological and psychological predictions. What exactly did the guy predict?

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Yes, that is how the current system works, which is actually one of the reasons that it or the society must fall.

See, there's your bias again. Society must fall. Breaking news for ya: it won't. You simply think that any system must evolve, without considering the simple factor that we never had any chance to analyse a system even remotely as complex as a planetwide human society. You're basing your ideas on a "local maximum" (to make an analogy), and failing to realize that we don't have the slightest idea of how the rest of the graph looks like.


Now, seriously, this is getting pointless. We can keep debating for the literal rest of our lives and won't reach any conclusions, because none of us will ever live to know what will actually happen to human society. Maybe we should agree to get cryogenically frozen and wake up in a thousand years or so just to see who was right. :D
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It is pointless, its absurd to suggest that society will advance to a point where there is no sex. I have 6000 years of human history to back up my theory that although cloning may become prevalent, sex will always be around, there is no logical reason to remove it other than CP5670 fear of it. If it got to that point, why be male or female? It just wouldnt happen, you'd mess up a lot of stuff, you'd have to strip everything out and build the creature from scratch.
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If it got to that point, why be male or female? It just wouldnt happen, you'd mess up a lot of stuff, you'd have to strip everything out and build the creature from scratch.

I think it'd be safe to say that we would no longer be human at that point.  There is a very robust but also delicate balance that males and females maintain.  Earlier generations failed to see that (since females have been largely regarded as the lesser half of the species in most European contexts for several centuries) but I think with the latest round of scientific studies...we are starting to see the strengths and weaknesses of both halfs of the species and why nature has balanced us as so.
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Yep, thats why i said creature and not human :)
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Eh, what are you on about? It was Judeo Christianity that started putting the Kybosh on sexual pleasure and later Puritans and now morons in authority like Shrub, Falwell and Robertson.


If by that you mean started making it socially unacceptable, then that is exactly what I'm on about.

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I've never heard anything about the "active sex lives" of the Greeks and the Romans, but you are actually supporting my argument with the first statement there anyway. There are two possibilities here: the one I was thinking of earlier was that the influence of sex in the common culture was quite high at the beginning, when civilizations began to form, after which it gradually declined over the cenuries, followed by a sharp increase in the last 50 years, which can be explained by the falling of religion; the path will continue to decline once again when this social phase has ended and the rate of change of religious influence has stabilized. (and I doubt religion will last any longer than four or five centuries at the most) The alternative you are suggesting is that the path has been more or less consistently decreasing and so it would lead to the same end anyway.


The first alternative is the closest, but still off. What I'm saying is that sex has always been an intrinsic part of culture and society, but the influence of religion had shifted it's role out of the foreground - not eliminated it. Now though, the influence of religion has dropped away, so the society and culture is reverting to what is natural.

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Do you really think that the current opinions of the common people matter in the slightest?
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Of course the current opinions of the common people matter! It's the people that make up the society! All a society is is a collection of people with roughly the same views on certain issues.

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This is like saying, if every individual wants peace in the world, why is there such a thing as war?  We are attempting to determine the "sweeps" of the social and psychological forces of history to predict future things; your method is analogous to trying to determine a function's graph given only a point or two.


I think your mathematical turn of mind is what's primarily responsible for your apparent inability to see why we all think you're wrong - Human society isn't a function on a graph and it isn't predictable, human nature by contrast is predictable, as it's constant. I mean, do you have any idea how short the lengths of time you're talking about are? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm guessing you expect this method of yours to become mainstream in a few centuries? A few centuries of advanced technology compared to over two million years of the evolution of human nature? To put it in mathematical language that's 2 000 000:200...I know which one I'd back.

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Like I said, almost all of the Earth's population will probably convert to the new method gradually as it becomes more and more mainstream, and in the unlikely event that most of them stagnate and stick to their old system, there will be some that accept the new reproduction method at any rate, and they would then essentially become a dominant race. The minority can always gain control by superior technology (or by turning the majority on themselves) and there would be a very vast difference between the two systems here, so things in the long run would turn out almost exactly the same anyway.


My point in the previous post was that you and your views are currently in the extreme minority - please tell us why you think that your method would become mainstream anyway?

Hmm...looking back over that post I've noticed I've been somewhat...arrogant. I'm not going to back down on any of my points but I will say that I'm not trying to be offensive, or stop you from having an opinion. I simply disagree with you.
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It is pointless, its absurd to suggest that society will advance to a point where there is no sex. I have 6000 years of human history to back up my theory that although cloning may become prevalent, sex will always be around, there is no logical reason to remove it other than CP5670 fear of it. If it got to that point, why be male or female? It just wouldnt happen, you'd mess up a lot of stuff, you'd have to strip everything out and build the creature from scratch.


Speaking of bothering to be Male or Female.

Does anyone get the impression things have gone in the past 40 years from male-dominated to rather female-dominated in a trend that appears to be accelerating at an alarming rate?

Think about it - if, for instance like Ian M Banks explored in his books, your population could change sex at will and back again (over a period of months, of course), how many people in todays' society would choose to be female or male?

Obviously the largest proportion of people in Islamic fundamentalist movements would choose to be male, and the opposite in matriarch structures.

 

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[color=sky blue]I just have an overwhelming urge to point out that if we were talking about sex in a math thread it would have been locked after a couple pages.  Y'all are funny.[/color]  :D :D
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The only reason we do that is to try to get on CP's nerves :p

 

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The only reason we do that is to try to get on CP's nerves :p


Bingo. ;)
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[dates Styxx's leg]

OK, this thread's a bit... off. You're all arguing about possibly the least controversial subject POSSIBLE in this general category with a single person whosee ideas have been proven before to have little to do with reality. Yes, logically, all that should work. It still doesn't when applied in real life. Fine, move on, this is dull beyond belief, and I'm not even an active poster.

Now... Public nudity, yes or no? I think it's perfectly good, since there's really nothing against it except deeply ingrained cultural sex hangups (all right, so that turns out to be a big something against it).

 

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Eh? :wtf: :wtf:

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Now... Public nudity, yes or no? I think it's perfectly good, since there's really nothing against it except deeply ingrained cultural sex hangups (all right, so that turns out to be a big something against it).

Nothing against it, to each his own...
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Now... Public nudity, yes or no? I think it's perfectly good, since there's really nothing against it except deeply ingrained cultural sex hangups (all right, so that turns out to be a big something against it).


No.....for the sake of my own eyes, I'd hate to have to stab them out.

 

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Yeah, but see- the only reason you'd mind seeing Grandma or the morbidly obese guy down the street in nothing at all is that you're brought up from childhood to think of nudity in a strictly sexual context- you're trained to associate nudity with sex, and sex only. It's not the first part of that- associating it with sex- that's a problem or in any way abnormal- it's the second.

The Victorians thought seeing part of a leg or arm was risqe (I hate not having my little accent-mark thingies). Same thing here, on an only slightly less puritanical scale.

 

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Nice guys are seen as over eager, they are also victim of low self esteem 'if I don't do everything in my power to please this girl she'll drop me'. Someone who agrees with you all the time can become boring or agitating.


[color=sky blue]Again, I blame the 'nice guys get rejected' phenomenon on women with low self-esteem.  If a woman views herself with contempt, she cannot respect anyone who doesn't also show her contempt.  When someone shows her favorable attention and gentlemanly behavior, a subconscious alarm goes off in her head that screams 'defective'.  She thinks only someone with something drastically wrong with him could possibly like her.  Guys that don't care about her are the only ones that will be deemed worthy.  Sad but true.

....but it goes both ways.  Both sexes are guilty.  I have seen just as many men chasing the '***** goddesses' as I've seen women with uncaring assholes.  :wink: [/color]
 


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BTW Borealis I feel the need to apologise, in reading over my previous post I realised that it was fairly sexist in tone. I was in a cynical mood when I wrote it. Also don't be afraid to state your own views, if you think I'm wrong, say why. Everyone is entitled to their opinion :nod:


[color=sky blue]No need to apologise.  I didn't think it was sexist.  I just hate to see nice guys wonder if it would be better to stop being nice.  Before I figured it out I thought the same.  One time I dated someone I worked with and pretended I didn't care.  It backfired in a big way.  He dumped me for the nastiest troll in the place.  It was a painful lesson.  I just didn't want anyone else here to make the same mistake.[/color]  :)
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Now... Public nudity, yes or no? I think it's perfectly good, since there's really nothing against it except deeply ingrained cultural sex hangups (all right, so that turns out to be a big something against it).


You'd get cold unless you lived somewhere warm.
Then all the people who live in cold places and wear clothes would think the naked people to be strange.
Wouldnt work, unless you fit 6 billion people into the bahamas.

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