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Offline BloodEagle

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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
It's also true that good players are routinely called cheaters by average noobs and banned from games by the server admins, which was the point they were making. That happened to me more times than I could count back when I played UT. It's a good thing there are so many servers in most of these games that it doesn't matter. :p

That's happened to me all the time as well.  :lol:

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Offline Raven2001

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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
Ahah no3 made me laugh so hard. I got a classmate who plays UT from time to time. I dont even talk about it with him anymore because anytime we do it ends up like this:

Him: "Yeah UT 2003 sucks. The original is much better"
Me: "Oh really? Whys that?"
Him: "Its noobish"
Me: "Uh? Its the same as the original, only with better graphics, more game types and more maps"
Him: "No its not! Its easier to kill there, its for noobs"

OR

Me: "Yeah I like the flak gun"
Him: "LOL! (he actually says LOL, he doesnt laugh... that should give you an idea on his type :P ) It takes no skillz to play, its noobzor"
Me: "Whatever..."

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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
To be honest, there is a slight diference between UT and UT2k3 in terms of pacing, with the former having greater weapon/character speed.
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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
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Him: "Yeah UT 2003 sucks. The original is much better"
Me: "Oh really? Whys that?"
Him: "Its noobish"
Me: "Uh? Its the same as the original, only with better graphics, more game types and more maps"
Him: "No its not! Its easier to kill there, its for noobs"

I agree with his conclusion even though his reasoning is stupid. :p There is a world of difference in the gameplay for someone who has played the original a lot, and it's not in a good way.

 

Offline Raven2001

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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
Yep, only the speed changes... if I want to go slow Id play cs :P

Also I believe there is a inbuilt mod that reverts back to the originals pace
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Offline Dark RevenantX

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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
UT had fast paced killing and generally had death at every corner.  It was extremely tough to win with no deaths, even against noobs.

UT200X had slightly slower paced killing and much reduced weapon damage.  It was fairly easy to win with little to no deaths, even against decent players.

UT3 is more or less like UT.

 

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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
Online games = destroyer of minds

Nowhere else do people justify the fact that they suck with the fact that the person who killed them sucks even more.

 

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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
i dont know about you all but a text bubble is usually a big ass bullseye to me. i know if i started typing in a big open area id get fragged in about 2 seconds flat. i only gleefully return the favor. 90% of the time im getting my ass kicked anyway, so im gonna have some fun when i can.

one thing i like to do is lob grenades aimlessly into the main room where most of the fragging is going on in. i know this tactic has no hope of ever winning a deathmatch, but i dont care, if it pisses of the laggy newbs and the gay haxxors then im happy :D
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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
Him: "LOL! (he actually says LOL, he doesnt laugh...

I hate those people. I cringe everytime I hear some teenager actually say LOL and want to punch him in the face.
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Same here. I have a friend of mine who says BRB whenever he needs to do something quick. I didn't mind it at first then...
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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
Gets... rather annoying... really
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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
Exactly.
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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
I hate those people. I cringe everytime I hear some teenager actually say LOL and want to punch him in the face.

Same here. I have a friend of mine who says BRB whenever he needs to do something quick. I didn't mind it at first then...


I dunno, it is more efficient. As far as I can tell efficiency = laziness and effort = bad in today's world. I find the repetition of the word "like" in a sentence far more aggravating. Seriously, "like" is NOT an INTERJECTION, it is a COMPARISON!

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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
Seriously, "like" is NOT and INTERJECTION, it is a COMPARISON!

Seriously, "and" is a CONJUNCTION, not an ARTICLE! :ha:
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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
Glad to see English at Tech has paid off there, DH... :rolleyes:

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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
Where did House come from? If you really want it, buy it or otherwise... :drevil:
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Offline Snail

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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
I hate those people. I cringe everytime I hear some teenager actually say LOL and want to punch him in the face.

I say "lol" when someone is trying to be smart or tells a stupid joke.

 

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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
 :lol: That by itself sounds like a terrible joke.
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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
What I find more irritating is people with no basic common sense when playing a team game..

You might be a n00b, but use your head dammit!
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Re: The 10 golden rules of online gaming
Him: "LOL! (he actually says LOL, he doesnt laugh...

I hate those people. I cringe everytime I hear some teenager actually say LOL and want to punch him in the face.
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