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Title: Moon landings fake! Pwoof...prof..proof!
Post by: aldo_14 on September 02, 2004, 04:44:24 am
http://www.brainsluice.com/miscellanea/misc/moonlanding.html

LATE EDIT; http://stuffucanuse.com/fake_moon_landings/moon_landings.htm is a (not quite as good) version of the above, cos the link is buggered.
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Post by: karajorma on September 02, 2004, 06:13:47 am
:lol:

Bloody conspiracy theorists. The Clangers are real. I know cause when the aliens kidnapped me they told me it really happened. :D
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Post by: Black Wolf on September 02, 2004, 06:27:01 am
Wow! I didn;t realize they were so... obvious! I mean, you'd think NASA'd've done their homework on stuff like the position of Saturn and stuff.
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Post by: 01010 on September 02, 2004, 06:31:18 am
Wheeeeoooooooo woot wheeoooo wooooooo.
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Post by: Gloriano on September 02, 2004, 06:42:34 am
:lol:
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Post by: aldo_14 on September 02, 2004, 07:24:46 am
Well, it's blatantly obvious that the Government has been covering up the existence of soup dragons since 1969 - that's why they won't allow anyone else to go to the moon, to make sure no-one else steals the soup.

EDIt, oh, and http://www.clangers.co.uk/home.htm
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Post by: Col. Fishguts on September 02, 2004, 07:52:15 am
It's very obvious that these pics are all CGI, created with NASA's mainframe back in the sixties....
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Post by: Kazan on September 02, 2004, 08:39:22 am
ROTFL those aren't even real images of the moon landing! ROTFL That's not even the design of the LEM --- ROTFL
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Post by: Rictor on September 02, 2004, 11:31:15 am
I do believe you're mistaken Kaz. Notice how on the second-to last picture, the moon creature is a pastely shade on pink. Well, I checked NASA's archives, and they have that very same picture, only in that one, the creature is blue.

Another shameless photo manipulation by NASA.
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Post by: Kazan on September 02, 2004, 12:10:03 pm
um.... i sincerely hope you're joking.. since there are no moon creatures, nasa never said there were, nasa has no official pictures with moon creatures

the best thing is that LEM isn't even the right design, and it's too small -- then there is always the space suit, that's not nasa-issue either

(http://www.colliermuseum.com/CollierMuseum/CollierMuseum/Exhibits/Past/Apollo/jpg/apollo11-onmoon.jpg)
(http://moon.astronomy.cz/Mise/lm.jpg)
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Post by: Black Wolf on September 02, 2004, 12:17:26 pm
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Originally posted by Kazan
um.... i sincerely hope you're joking.. since there are no moon creatures, nasa never said there were, nasa has no official pictures with moon creatures


:lol: He doesn't know. Jesus man - it's been 35 years, and he still doesn't know. :lol:
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Post by: Ghostavo on September 02, 2004, 12:31:04 pm
:lol:

kaz, lighten up :p
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Post by: aldo_14 on September 02, 2004, 01:42:02 pm
IT'S THE CLANGERS!!!!

Are you saying that this is not a _real picture_ of a _REAL CLANGER_ on the MOON!?
(http://www.clangers.co.uk/img/mjrckn.jpg)

Next you'll be saying there's no such thing as a skymoo!?
(http://www.clangers.co.uk/img/skmsed3.jpg)
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Post by: Corsair on September 02, 2004, 03:05:43 pm
The mice are eating the cheese! ahhhhhhhhhhhh! run! the moon is slowly being eaten by stowaways!!!!!!!!!!!

:shaking:
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Post by: Ace on September 02, 2004, 03:33:16 pm
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Originally posted by Kazan
um.... i sincerely hope you're joking.. since there are no moon creatures, nasa never said there were, nasa has no official pictures with moon creatures

the best thing is that LEM isn't even the right design, and it's too small -- then there is always the space suit, that's not nasa-issue either


Humor, Mr. Spock. Humor.
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Post by: IceFire on September 02, 2004, 03:45:37 pm
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Originally posted by Kazan
um.... i sincerely hope you're joking.. since there are no moon creatures, nasa never said there were, nasa has no official pictures with moon creatures

the best thing is that LEM isn't even the right design, and it's too small -- then there is always the space suit, that's not nasa-issue either
 

Kazan, its a satire done with convicning argumentative language but with absolutely silly pictures to counter balance the arguments.

Pure classic!

Well done too...its a real hoot!
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Post by: Gai Daigoji on September 02, 2004, 03:50:35 pm
This was funny. Made for a good laugh :D
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Post by: 01010 on September 02, 2004, 04:05:14 pm
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Originally posted by IceFire

Kazan, its a satire done with convicning argumentative language but with absolutely silly pictures to counter balance the arguments.

Pure classic!

Well done too...its a real hoot!


I can't believe someone had to explain it...
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Post by: Darkage on September 02, 2004, 04:15:51 pm
The pink bunny's rule!

They should make action figures of them.
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Post by: vyper on September 02, 2004, 04:24:12 pm
****in hell Kaz, get some laxatives son.
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Post by: Cyker on September 02, 2004, 04:24:13 pm
Bunnies?! They're CLANGERS!!!

... must be a UK thing... :P

Coulda been worse... they coulda used Button Moon :P
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Post by: Flipside on September 02, 2004, 06:46:50 pm
Meh, now I've got the theme tune playing in my head, thanks! :p
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Post by: Unknown Target on September 02, 2004, 06:56:48 pm
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Originally posted by Kazan
um.... i sincerely hope you're joking.. since there are no moon creatures, nasa never said there were, nasa has no official pictures with moon creatures

the best thing is that LEM isn't even the right design, and it's too small -- then there is always the space suit, that's not nasa-issue either
 



Kazan...wow.

Just wow.


Would you like a glove to take that rod out of your ass?
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Post by: Ford Prefect on September 02, 2004, 07:22:55 pm
(http://balr0g.free.fr/hfr/img/0620.jpg)
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Post by: .::Tin Can::. on September 02, 2004, 07:22:55 pm
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Originally posted by Unknown Target

Kazan...wow.
Just wow.

Would you like a glove to take that rod out of your ass?


Couldnt have said it better myself...
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Post by: Rictor on September 02, 2004, 07:27:25 pm
alright alright, lay off guys.
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Post by: IceFire on September 02, 2004, 09:56:53 pm
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Originally posted by 01010


I can't believe someone had to explain it...

University has me programmed...I'm sorry. :)

Someone asks a queston, I provide the most thoughtful response possible.
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Post by: Kazan on September 02, 2004, 11:27:54 pm
too many conspiracy theorists in the world -- i know conspiracy theorists who would take that beside seriously
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Post by: Black Wolf on September 03, 2004, 12:18:33 am
No you don't.
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Post by: Flipside on September 03, 2004, 12:54:30 am
Well, I believe in Klangers and damn the lot of you! :sniff:


:p
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Post by: Kazan on September 03, 2004, 07:51:26 am
black wolf who the **** are you to tell me who i do and do not know
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Post by: Black Wolf on September 03, 2004, 08:02:37 am
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Originally posted by Kazan
black wolf who the **** are you to tell me who i do and do not know


Kazan, nobody would take that seriously. There are stuffed animals on the moon. Jesus Christ, stop trying to cover your arse and admit you made a mistake. Everyone does it from time to time.
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Post by: 01010 on September 03, 2004, 08:09:03 am
THE KAZAN NEVER MAKES MISTAKES!!!!!!
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Post by: vyper on September 03, 2004, 08:17:17 am
Christ lads stop boosting his ego - the Clangers are far more important.
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on September 03, 2004, 08:32:47 am
*whistles*

Besides, Button Moon pisses all over the Clangers.
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Post by: 01010 on September 03, 2004, 08:39:41 am
Button moon and Trapdoor were not only the peak of childrens TV, I think they are the peak of ALL TV ever.
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Post by: aldo_14 on September 03, 2004, 11:52:57 am
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Originally posted by 01010
Button moon and Trapdoor were not only the peak of childrens TV, I think they are the peak of ALL TV ever.


Y'know, I really can't think of an argument against that.

However, Dangermous surely must come close?
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Post by: GoulMeister on September 03, 2004, 11:57:55 am
Transformers are better than all that put together. (the original not the recent remake)
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Post by: Kazan on September 03, 2004, 12:57:03 pm
Black Wolf: you vastly overestimate the intelligence of some conspiracy theorists i know
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on September 03, 2004, 01:01:36 pm
Kazan, just leave it be.

You've proven yourself to be an idiot, so it's far too late to try and redeem yourself now.
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Post by: Kazan on September 03, 2004, 01:02:57 pm
kiss my ass ****nut -- i know exactly how moronic the people in question are, you don't

think what you're moronic asses want, but i know how dumb they are -- so EAT ME
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Post by: ionia23 on September 03, 2004, 01:05:43 pm
(http://www.fillupeye.com/baby_cry.gif)


I love reading about the "Moon Landing Hoax".  It's even more funny to watch it so easily debunked :)
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Post by: Unknown Target on September 03, 2004, 01:05:55 pm
Shut up Kazan and take your pills.

You know you're wrong.
We know you're wrong.
Leave it alone.
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Post by: aldo_14 on September 03, 2004, 01:07:46 pm
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Originally posted by Kazan
kiss my ass ****nut -- i know exactly how moronic the people in question are, you don't

think what you're moronic asses want, but i know how dumb they are -- so EAT ME


No thank you, I'd rather have a nice scone.

NB:  see, this is the risks of growing up without the Clangers.
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Post by: ionia23 on September 03, 2004, 01:10:28 pm
I've misplaced the URL to a more detailed site about this, but if you want some fun reading for your lunch break...

Moon Landing Hoax - Bad Astronomy (http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/tv/foxapollo.html)
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on September 03, 2004, 01:15:37 pm
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Originally posted by Kazan
kiss my ass ****nut -- i know exactly how moronic the people in question are, you don't


Oh but I do, as you're evidently one of them.
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Post by: aldo_14 on September 03, 2004, 01:18:21 pm
Oh, and I feel obliged to point out the documentary proof of Clangers

http://www.clangers.co.uk/14.htm
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on September 03, 2004, 01:19:29 pm
psst, it's with a C :nervous:
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Post by: aldo_14 on September 03, 2004, 01:25:57 pm
:nervous:

You didn't see nuffing, right?
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on September 03, 2004, 01:37:58 pm
Say no more, guvna.
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Post by: Ford Prefect on September 03, 2004, 02:05:40 pm
(http://www.politicsforum.org/images/humour/stfu.jpg)
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Post by: Flipside on September 03, 2004, 02:29:35 pm
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Originally posted by 01010
Button moon and Trapdoor were not only the peak of childrens TV, I think they are the peak of ALL TV ever.


Chorton and the Wheelies kicks Lunar Butt :p
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on September 03, 2004, 02:30:30 pm
*cough*Duckula*cough*
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Post by: Flipside on September 03, 2004, 02:34:21 pm
And of course, not to forget Dangermouse! :D
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on September 03, 2004, 02:36:52 pm
And Bananaman.
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Post by: Kazan on September 03, 2004, 08:51:12 pm
*Rolleyes* you people are morons.. this thread needs a timeout
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Post by: jdjtcagle on September 03, 2004, 08:58:50 pm
You bumped it...
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Post by: vyper on September 03, 2004, 09:01:06 pm
[q]*Rolleyes* you people are morons.. [/q]

As Mr T once said: Shut up foo!

Besides Trapdoor rocked. ("Don't you open that trap door!")
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Post by: Rictor on September 03, 2004, 09:09:55 pm
yeah, Bananaman. and Voltron, Ritchie Rich, and some other ones.

ah, childhood memories.
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Post by: 01010 on September 03, 2004, 09:41:19 pm
Bananaman, Bertha, Dangermouse, Trapdoor, Button Moon, The Magic Roundabout, Thundercats and Heathcliffe are all I really remember about my childhood TV (ages 3-8 really) and having had the opportunity to watch most of these again I can sincerely say that they have stood the test of time.

Though nothing comes close to Thomas The Tank Engine for me, that program has a special place in my heart.

Also, Kazan, starting an argument is the best way of drawing attention to the fact you ****ed up with your complete lack of a sense of humour, just leave it be.
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Post by: Ford Prefect on September 03, 2004, 09:46:51 pm
.........................................

I watched Bill Nye the Science Guy.

:blah:
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Post by: jdjtcagle on September 03, 2004, 09:52:50 pm
I watched Jurassic Park everday for the first 6 years of my life :p
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Post by: Kamikaze on September 03, 2004, 10:12:18 pm
I remember watching stuff like Inspector Gadget and Robotech when I was little. Before I came to the states (actually after too) I watched Japanese kiddy shows like Anpanman.
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Post by: Flipside on September 03, 2004, 10:22:04 pm
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Originally posted by jdjtcagle
I watched Jurassic Park everday for the first 6 years of my life :p


Curiously, this explains much :p
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Post by: jdjtcagle on September 03, 2004, 10:27:26 pm
Well, it was the best movie ever!
Wait...
Whach you talk'n bout Willis? :D
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on September 04, 2004, 03:33:27 am
I don't think many of you will recall Zzzzap or Mike and Angelo, and rightly so, as they were ****.

Art Attack, mind you, rawked. Although Neil Buchanan was nothing compared to Pat Sharpe.
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Post by: 01010 on September 04, 2004, 06:57:01 am
Art Attack as a poor mans Hartbeat I'm afraid.

Tony Hart > Neil Buchanan
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on September 04, 2004, 07:01:38 am
Agreed. Morph pwns everything.
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Post by: Gloriano on September 04, 2004, 07:03:26 am
There is conspiracy........ :nervous:
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Post by: aldo_14 on September 04, 2004, 07:51:42 am
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
I don't think many of you will recall Zzzzap or Mike and Angelo, and rightly so, as they were ****.

Art Attack, mind you, rawked. Although Neil Buchanan was nothing compared to Pat Sharpe.


Well, of course not.  The man redefined the Mullet for a new generation, after all.

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Originally posted by 01010
Art Attack as a poor mans Hartbeat I'm afraid.

Tony Hart > Neil Buchanan


Good point well made, sir.
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on September 04, 2004, 07:54:50 am
But is Heartbeat > Hartbeat?

Does Nick Berry pwn Tony Hart?
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Post by: aldo_14 on September 04, 2004, 07:55:58 am
Absolutely no bloody way.

How dare you suggest that, you charlatan!  Tony Hart gave us Morph, for gods sake!  What has Nick Berry ever done beyond a bad covers album?
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Post by: Flipside on September 04, 2004, 08:01:04 am
Nick Berry is walking proof that, as Lofty once said, Every Loser Wins ;)

Morph was cool.
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Post by: 01010 on September 04, 2004, 08:35:25 am
The best thing about Pat Sharpe and his funhouse were those twins.

I could certainly envisage some fun in that house with those two.
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Post by: Knight Templar on September 06, 2004, 09:47:22 pm
Wallace, Gromit, and Kazan go to the Moon!