Disclaimer: This rant is primarily for comedic purpouse, and so should not be taken as offensive in any way. However, the points made by the author are a twisted reflection of his original views.
Haiti.
Yeah... Ok, who even knew that country existed before that earthquake?
OK, now all of you that said yes, how many of you cared?
Honestly, I find it funny. I know that sounds twisted. But I do. Especially since the second the Chile earthquake happened, the majority of the country forgot and moved on to the newest spectacle.
"Haiti, what's Haiti? Wait, I cared yesterday?"
No, deep down, you didn't.
However, Chile is a far better thing to care about then Haiti. Chile at least makes food and crap to sell to us.
Haiti?
When that earthquake hit, Haiti went from a bunch of illiterates that farmed rocks, sat around all day and ate mud to a bunch of homeless illiterates that farm rocks, sit around all day, and eat mud. Is that really such a big loss?
And you know what the worse part is?
Now because helping Haiti is the next 'I'm a good person since I drive a Prius', we are locked into an unspoken agreement. We are giving them ****. And for what? You think we can stop after a couple months? Years? No. We are now, unless some serious **** changes, forced to babysit Haiti forever. They have no natural resources, nothing. All they have now is our aid. And when that goes, they're just gonna come back to us begging.
I realize this is really heartless, and that I'm stereotyping a bunch of Haitians like I'm part of the KKK. I don't know if it's just cuz I'm too damn lazy to give a ****, and I don't want to waste my time giving a **** about a bunch of brown people stuck on some worthless island by a bunch of smelly French people back in the 1600s.
Which brings me to my final point. You all want to know who to really blame for this mess?
The French.
And that's all I have to say about that.