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Offline TrashMan

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some more leaks and one magazine interview..seriousy, they're giving her a robotic female human body....

Also, is some of the convo in the leaks is correct, then the game has becume super-anvilicious. No subtelty at all. and Cerberus is spaze natzi's

Also, a super-secreat weapon agaisnt the repaers pops up immediately after Shep leaves Earth. And it pops up on Mars.  :rolleyes:


Sheppard: We escaped, but Earth is under attack.
someone: Waht do we do now Sheppard? how to we defeat the reapers?
Sheppard: We wait for a deus ex macina!
DEM: You called? Get ya ass to Mars, there's a Prothean super-secreat weapons that for some reason we discovered EXACTLY now.
Cerberus: <Trollface> No you don't.  We wants it.
Shap: But why?
Cerberus: Becasue we evil! Now fight some hideously disfigured humans so we can show of our evil! Also, we gonna make Repers our puppets!
Liara: Cerberus is evil.
Ashely: They're like super-natzi's. Suepr evil.
Wrex: I hate em.
Morodin: You hate em too? Do you hate em Shepaprd? Because they are evil? Have we mentioned that b.t.w.?


*fly to tuchanka!*

Morodin: "I have the cure!"
Sheppard: "But didn't you say it would take years to develop?
Moroding: Shuddup, I R super-genius.

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Offline The E

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Did ME3 make you so angry that you forgot how to spell?

Also: Unsourced rumours "enhanced" by your additions are bad.
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Offline TrashMan

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Did ME3 make you so angry that you forgot how to spell?



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Offline The E

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Hey, if you want your posts to sound as if a drunk person is raving about some perceived insult, go right ahead. Just don't expect anyone to actually take you seriously.
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Offline Herra Tohtori

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<snide insinuations and disingenious assertions>

Or it could be a game with excellent, enjoyable gameplay, and with a storyline that you can sort of go along with for the most part.

Like the two before it. :rolleyes:
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Offline newman

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<snide insinuations and disingenious assertions>

Or it could be a game with excellent, enjoyable gameplay, and with a storyline that you can sort of go along with for the most part.

Like the two before it. :rolleyes:

Exactly. This is Mass Effect effect they're making here, not some literary masterpiece sci fi with deep philosophical implications in it turned into a game. It's supposed to be fun with a plot that works in that regard. That's exactly what they did with the previous 2, and is exactly what I expect out of the next one.
And I'm definitely not too.. eh.. "deep" to resent them putting Edi into a sexy female android body. If that's indeed what they did. It's the exact sort of thing that works and entertains in this setting.
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Offline TrashMan

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<snide insinuations and disingenious assertions>

Or it could be a game with excellent, enjoyable gameplay, and with a storyline that you can sort of go along with for the most part.

Like the two before it. :rolleyes:

ME1 > ME2 > ME3 (as it now looks)


you can "sorta" go along "for the most part"...hehe.
If you are satisfied with mediocrity, more power to you. I always expect the media to go forward, not backward.

For me, gaping, easily fixable flaws are pretty much a sign of not caring and the "stupid masses will eat anything" mentality.
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Edi in a sexy android body?  I for one welcome our new Cylon overlord, and shall gladly make Shepard look like Gaius Baltar.
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Offline newman

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Well, now that we know what Mass Effect 3 will be like exactly, there's really no point in playing it. Someone tell Bioware they don't even have to release it now, Trashman's made them.
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Offline TrashMan

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Sarcasm doesn't help you ya know....

No matter what you say, no matter what you do - you can't change poor writing. You can certanly ignore it and pretend it isn't there tough.
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Offline Scotty

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TrashMan, unfortunately (depending on how you look at it), your views on what constitutes "good writing" have summarily dismissed you from the group of people I solicit decent game reviews from.

I'll judge this one when it comes out, not whenever you feel like launching into a poorly spelled tirade over something you've unilaterally and irrevocably judged as poor before it even got out the gate.

 

Offline Liberator

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Am I really the only one who dislikes, on a certain level, the idea of EDI being anthropomorphized into a sexpot?  I rather liked that she was the voice of the Normandy.  Also, if this is true, how in the name of hell did they fit 4 quantum blue box computers, which are roughly the size of industrial refrigerators, into a human sized and shaped android, no matter how well endowed?
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Am I really the only one who dislikes, on a certain level, the idea of EDI being anthropomorphized into a sexpot?  I rather liked that she was the voice of the Normandy.  Also, if this is true, how in the name of hell did they fit 4 quantum blue box computers, which are roughly the size of industrial refrigerators, into a human sized and shaped android, no matter how well endowed?
No, you're not. It's idiotic. Hilariously idiotic, in fact. God, this game sounds like it's in self-parody territory. I just might play it after all.

 

Offline BritishShivans

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I doubt those "rumors" are true anyway. It sounds like a parody. If it's serious I'm buying anyway because it as LordPomposity said, it's in self-parody territory.

 
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Cerberus is spaze natzi's

Even though the little gameplay footage shows they are indoctrinated (Shepard says this specifically)? Nazi's kinda did it out of free will.

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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how in the name of hell did they fit 4 quantum blue box computers, which are roughly the size of industrial refrigerators, into a human sized and shaped android, no matter how well endowed?
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Offline MatthTheGeek

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Cerberus is spaze natzi's

Even though the little gameplay footage shows they are indoctrinated (Shepard says this specifically)? Nazi's kinda did it out of free will.
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Offline newman

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Sarcasm doesn't help you ya know....

Yes it does.

No matter what you say, no matter what you do - you can't change poor writing.

But you can, apparently, judge it without ever really seeing it, only based on a few trailers, interview snippets that could be interpreted either way, and unconfirmed rumors. I'm not saying ME3's plot won't suck, but I for one won't know until I play it. Apparently you're way ahead of me and don't need to bother with such tiresome details as actually knowing something about the matter you're discussing before forming an apparently fixed opinion on the matter.
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Offline Herra Tohtori

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Nazi's kinda did it out of free will.


No, I'm pretty sure majority of them were indoctrinated, up to highest echelons.

People are very prone to that, you know. Perfectly normal people start behaving like complete monsters with very little urging and just a smidgen of authority.


And in many cases they don't even realize it until after the fact when someone else points out to them what exactly they were doing to their fellow human beings.
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