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Title: Check out the size of her pheropods, boys!
Post by: Japong on June 22, 2005, 01:54:55 pm: (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a5/julianthemighty1/Vasudan800.jpg)

To all you brave young service men, still in the trenches: Bobbau, Kazan, Coolmon, Goober, Kara, Inquisitor and all the rest - rememeber boys, you're fighting for her! Miss Vasuda Prime 2332 - Kho'bani Shekmet Nabubu IV! She's got the finest pneumatic gastrosacs of all the ladies of what's left of Vasuda Prime!

Quick Painter sketch based off a horribly wrong idea that went even more horribly wrong.

(1600) (http://s87054502.onlinehome.us/Vasudan1600.jpg)
(temp. down)

(1600) (https://www.hard-light.net/images/Vasudan1600.jpg)

EDIT: Seems my FTP just won't agree with me. So it's photobucket for now, kids!
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Post by: Nico on June 22, 2005, 02:10:03 pm: It is indeed an horrible idea.
"beats up Japong with a vasudan string"
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Post by: neo_hermes on June 22, 2005, 02:17:10 pm: what can i say about that. that hasn't already been said.
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Post by: Taristin on June 22, 2005, 02:51:46 pm: 1) Vasudan legs are different.
2) Vasudan Females are indistinguishable from the males.
3) You're a sick bugger.
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Post by: redsniper on June 22, 2005, 03:31:57 pm: I'd much rather look at Marauder's "I wuv you" vasudan than look at that.
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Post by: Carl on June 22, 2005, 03:32:48 pm: we may just need to stab you for this.
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Post by: Carl on June 22, 2005, 03:33:56 pm: BTW, in 2332 the Vasudans would have been our enemies.
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Post by: Nuclear1 on June 22, 2005, 03:47:47 pm: *beats Japong to death with a Playboy magazine*
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Post by: Unknown Target on June 22, 2005, 04:06:53 pm: Lmao *beats Japong to death with what's left of my eyeballs*
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Post by: aldo_14 on June 22, 2005, 04:11:10 pm: I'm off to have laser surgery.

To remove my eyesight.
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Post by: Jetmech Jr. on June 22, 2005, 04:46:42 pm: :wakka:

Good art, but horrifying, HORRIFYING subject.
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Post by: Ghost on June 22, 2005, 04:57:55 pm: Quote
Originally posted by aldo_14
I'm off to have laser surgery.

To remove my eyesight.

Nothing more to be said.
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Post by: Flipside on June 22, 2005, 05:01:46 pm: LMAO!!

Y'Know, it'd take a LOT of Bosch Beer to make her look attractive ;)
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Post by: Ghost on June 22, 2005, 05:12:32 pm: By the way, I think you screwed up the title: Reminding the boys that are back home what they're fighting for? I think it should be "reminding the boys what they're fighting for" instead. But oh well.
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Post by: Setekh on June 22, 2005, 07:55:15 pm: *finishes washing out eyes with soap*

Well... why not... highlighted. :D
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Post by: Taristin on June 22, 2005, 08:02:03 pm: :( You bumped my work right off the listing...
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Post by: Jeryko on June 22, 2005, 08:03:38 pm: Oh. My. God.
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Post by: Marauder on June 22, 2005, 08:08:12 pm: Brilliant!

Just. Wow, man. I...am without words....
It's just...so wrong yet....so intriguing...but...so wrong...
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Post by: WMCoolmon on June 22, 2005, 08:09:10 pm: O. M. G. :lol:
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Post by: Bobboau on June 22, 2005, 08:24:42 pm: the lipstic print should have those fleshy... things... from the sides of the vasudan mouth in it
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Post by: Cobra on June 22, 2005, 08:29:55 pm: OMFG! run for your damn lives! :eek:

i'm scarred for life...
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Post by: kv1at3485 on June 22, 2005, 09:01:58 pm: What is that? A modified version of a propaganda poster the GTA used during the TV-War?
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Post by: Spidey- on June 22, 2005, 09:23:05 pm: nono, it's to remind the flyboys in the GTA what they're fighting to prevent

ps. you are one brilliantly disturbed character! MY EYES!!!!
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Post by: deep_eyes on June 22, 2005, 09:55:47 pm: first i thought i was drunk... then I realized... its the end of the world! watch out for headz!
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Post by: DarthWang on June 22, 2005, 10:18:13 pm: MY EYES!!!!!!!! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!!!!!!
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Post by: Japong on June 22, 2005, 10:22:45 pm: Well, I've pretty much accepted that I'm going to hell. At least now I know it'll probably be a bunch of HLPers that will send me there.

To make it up to you, I'll do a real one... you know, with a human female this time.

p.s. ladiez if you wanna model for it pm me nekkid pics ok?
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Post by: Admiral LSD on June 22, 2005, 11:38:34 pm: O.M.G

ROTFLMAO!

:lol:

Disturbing... but hilarious!
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Post by: Primus on June 22, 2005, 11:50:10 pm: That is... So...
Quote
Everything said above

*prints the image*
*put's it in the wall*
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Post by: Zarax on June 23, 2005, 02:03:44 am: *is speechless*

BTW, vasudans aren't supposed to be mammals :p
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Post by: Setekh on June 23, 2005, 03:47:16 am: Quote
Originally posted by Raa
:( You bumped my work right off the listing...

So finish the Satis. ;)
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Post by: Fragrag on June 23, 2005, 03:48:13 am: oh dear god
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Post by: karajorma on June 23, 2005, 04:42:56 am: ROTFLMAO

Wallpapered!
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Post by: NGTM-1R on June 23, 2005, 04:49:57 am: ...there is no God.

But I have certainly seen the doorway to hell cracked open.
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Post by: Nico on June 23, 2005, 05:28:51 am: Quote
Originally posted by Raa
:( You bumped my work right off the listing...

Outdone by a vasudan chick, isn't that shameful? :D
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Post by: Mefustae on June 23, 2005, 07:13:18 am: ...I'm repulsed...yet, strangely attracted
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Post by: pyro-manic on June 23, 2005, 07:55:15 am: ......

You need help.

Saved to desktop.
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Post by: Getter Robo G on June 23, 2005, 10:47:21 am: 4.) Techinical question, pantyhose would rip on those legs yes?

5.) Did anyone mention you're so WRONG! :)
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Post by: Taristin on June 23, 2005, 10:50:57 am: Quote
Originally posted by Setekh

So finish the Satis. ;)

Recheck the thread. Unless anyone finds anything wrong with it, it's done. And has been done for a little while now.
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Post by: Boomer on June 23, 2005, 10:51:31 am: May the Shivans crap on your doorstep til the end of time.....

Oh God. The Horror!!!!!:shaking:

What are you trying to do?! Start a new T-V War?
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Post by: karajorma on June 23, 2005, 10:53:44 am: Yikes. I didn't notice she was wearing hold-ups. Or pink knickers :shaking:
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Post by: Paragon on June 23, 2005, 11:03:05 am: GHAGH...........

My nightmares are about to get a lot worse.....

*Does like Oedipus and gouges eyes out*
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Post by: Make on June 23, 2005, 11:24:13 am: Argh! Vade retro, Satana!
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Post by: Charismatic on June 23, 2005, 11:50:02 am: Quote
Originally posted by Marauder
Just. Wow, man. I...am without words....
It's just...so wrong yet....so intriguing...but...so wrong...

I think its funny and wrong in the same way....
U G L Y! lol. if she tries to kiss you, RUN!

How you know its a girl? Could be a vasudan crossdresser..
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Post by: AqueousShadow on June 23, 2005, 11:58:11 am: It feels like I've ejected out of my cockpit without a space helmet.

Or maybe it's my eyes ejected out of my sockets without space helmets.
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Post by: Liberator on June 23, 2005, 01:12:51 pm: Oh. Dear. God. in. Heaven.

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111eleven

Kill it!! Kill it!!
:snipe:
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Post by: Cobra on June 23, 2005, 01:29:45 pm: delete the friggin thread and be done with it...
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Post by: Paragon on June 23, 2005, 01:37:32 pm: Propaganda posters...I think we need more of them.
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Post by: Cobra on June 23, 2005, 01:39:21 pm: you kidding? this'll create a riot in what's left of the Vasudan culture... and make a few perverted ones drool... :D
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Post by: vyper on June 23, 2005, 01:43:51 pm: You know, using the old vasudans wuv-fishes jokes, and a good joke about open legs, this thread could really go downhill...
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Post by: Cobra on June 23, 2005, 01:44:56 pm: i think it already has :nervous:
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Post by: redsniper on June 23, 2005, 01:46:40 pm: I think it's pretty low already. :rolleyes:
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Post by: TrashMan on June 23, 2005, 04:08:19 pm: LOL...funny...

but you messed the legs...vasudans don't have legs like that as far as I recall..

on another note, who said vasudan females are indestuinishable from teh males?
I've seen no vasudan female in no ani whatsoever... Tehre is only one pilot ani of a female vasudan, but since you only see hera head in the flying armor, I guess you dont't see enough to realyl tell if they are slimmer or something...
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Post by: Martinus on June 23, 2005, 04:10:28 pm: [color=66ff00]I'm still torn; is it a work of genius or a work of insanity? :nervous:
[/color]
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Post by: Paragon on June 23, 2005, 05:02:06 pm: Its called ingenious....and scary
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Post by: Flipside on June 23, 2005, 06:56:16 pm: Who did it?

Who highlighted this??

Is there no end to your cruelty???

Will I ever run out of question marks????
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Post by: vyper on June 23, 2005, 07:12:45 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Setekh
*finishes washing out eyes with soap*

Well... why not... highlighted. :D
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Post by: Nico on June 23, 2005, 08:12:34 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]I'm still torn; is it a work of genius or a work of insanity? :nervous:
[/color]

When you're doing something that you know is sick, and do it while knowing it's gonna "hurt" people, but still do it just for the sake of evilness, it's definitively genius :D
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Post by: Paragon on June 23, 2005, 08:47:05 pm: Heeehehhhe............evil genius is the best type.

Couldn't really call it too constructive though...
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Post by: DarthWang on June 23, 2005, 11:30:28 pm: Make a Shivan version and you die.

Wait, I just gave you an idea, didn't I?

Crap.
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Post by: Paragon on June 23, 2005, 11:44:53 pm: I think Darth Wang secretly wants to see that Shivan....:p
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Post by: Gai Daigoji on June 24, 2005, 06:28:18 am: :eek2: That is....wrong....so very wrong.
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Post by: Fergus on June 24, 2005, 07:02:31 am: I wonder if it's cannon...
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Post by: Paragon on June 24, 2005, 07:53:21 am: Only the worst kind if it is.
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Post by: Paragon on June 24, 2005, 02:44:51 pm: Hey, where's that REAL one??? We're waiting for you to make it up to us!!!!!!
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Post by: Japong on June 24, 2005, 02:58:07 pm: Takes a little time. Besides, Kho'bani isn't done with you yet!
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Post by: kv1at3485 on June 24, 2005, 03:02:46 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Fergus
I wonder if it's cannon...

Some would demand it to be loaded into one...
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Post by: Carl on June 24, 2005, 03:31:44 pm: Canon
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Post by: Mongoose on June 24, 2005, 11:22:37 pm: My God...I can't stop looking :shaking:
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Post by: General Freak on June 25, 2005, 12:20:27 pm: Good as it is (the quality of the art, not the idea :P), it doesn't beat the GTVA man vs Shivan fight. It shouldn't have pushed it off the highlights.
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Post by: T-Man on June 26, 2005, 12:54:48 pm: In terms of drawing skills, this picture is very good, and better than anything i could ever achieve.

As for the concept...its...just...wrong...
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Post by: Carl on June 28, 2005, 12:52:24 am: it's gone.
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Post by: Japong on June 28, 2005, 12:59:49 am: Yeah, bandwidth was sucked dry (you leeches!) - I'll be back up on the 1st of July.
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Post by: General Freak on June 28, 2005, 07:15:59 am: ~~Yes, take him away. You're a nuisance here. Out of the way, the irritation's gone.~~
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Post by: Akalabeth Angel on June 29, 2005, 07:19:51 pm: Yo dudes, where's the picture? The link ends with a 404 error.
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Post by: Japong on June 29, 2005, 07:40:41 pm: Come July 1st (Friday) the bandwidth for the aforementioned horrible pic should be renewed, thus scarring a further set of victims.
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Post by: neo_hermes on June 29, 2005, 08:08:35 pm: :lol: @ Japong
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Post by: Fenrir on July 01, 2005, 07:06:04 pm: It's still not there... I demand scarrings of eyeballs!
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Post by: Carl on July 02, 2005, 04:16:22 pm: It's there.
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Post by: Fenrir on July 02, 2005, 11:46:18 pm: ...My demands have been met. x_x
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Post by: Gortef on July 03, 2005, 07:06:35 am: oh god...
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Post by: Akalabeth Angel on July 03, 2005, 10:29:02 am: It's a cool enough picture, not sure why people are claiming to have suffered immense emotional trauma, but anyway . . .
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Post by: Janos on July 10, 2005, 12:01:03 pm: oh god i'm so hard right now
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Post by: Akalabeth Angel on July 11, 2005, 01:46:27 am: What you really should do, is put the Vasudan chick alongside one of those super phallic, man-fade starships in a pseudo commercial for said ship, that would be disturbing, but hilarious at the same time.
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Post by: Akalabeth Angel on July 11, 2005, 01:46:28 am: What you really should do, is put the Vasudan chick alongside one of those super phallic, man-fade starships in a pseudo commercial for said ship, that would be disturbing, but hilarious at the same time.

EDIT - oops, that should be "fan-made"
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Post by: Ace Pace on July 11, 2005, 05:17:04 am: Quote
Originally posted by Akalabeth Angel
What you really should do, is put the Vasudan chick alongside one of those super phallic, man-fade starships in a pseudo commercial for said ship, that would be disturbing, but hilarious at the same time.

Seconded, what would really do the picture justice was if she was sitting atop an Orion :thepimp:
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Post by: Japong on July 20, 2005, 11:59:50 pm: The human pin-up model I promised a while ago is finally done.

It can be found in this shiny new thread. (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,33992.msg702774.html#msg702774)
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Post by: freespace2pilot on July 22, 2005, 07:19:47 am: u. sick. bastard.

(rofl)
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Post by: flakked alive on January 11, 2006, 09:53:16 pm: OMG OMG :shaking: :eek2: :eek:
Japong you are a very very sick .........vasudan the high council have your head along side the terrans for this.

the comments on this forum had me falling off the side of my chair _{it has arms}
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Post by: Taristin on January 13, 2006, 08:31:58 pm: Oh Emm Jee! A 6 month bump!
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Post by: Nuclear1 on January 13, 2006, 08:33:47 pm: I was wondering as I looked through the recent posts where the hell this had come from... :p
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Post by: ToecrusherHammerjaw on January 13, 2006, 08:36:48 pm: What the **** IS THAT?!?!

God, where was I when this one started up, and why haven't I seen it until now? In fact, why the **** would anyone want to revive this 5 months later?!?

That's thing's creepy. Well done, but creepy.

Quote from: Janos on July 10, 2005, 12:01:03 pm
oh god i'm so hard right now

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: <Backs away from Janos slowly...>
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Post by: Carl on January 13, 2006, 08:41:11 pm: Necromancy!
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Post by: BlackDove on January 13, 2006, 08:47:23 pm: Quote from: Trayus on January 13, 2006, 08:36:48 pm

God, where was I when this one started up, and why haven't I seen it until now?

You haven't even registered so that's clue #1
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Post by: ToecrusherHammerjaw on January 13, 2006, 08:53:53 pm: That is true, I was not registered at the time. However, I was always on the prowl as an outside observer to the threads as far back as 2 or 3 years before I was registered, and I am just surprised I never ran across this one.
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Post by: StratComm on January 13, 2006, 11:56:02 pm: As am I, since it was a highlight for a while.
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Post by: thepocketgeek on January 25, 2006, 03:19:17 pm: Man... That was freakin sweet.
Too bad they don't have that painted as nose art on Vasudan Warships...
(now there's an idea!)

<golf clap>
Nicely done...
</golf clap>
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Post by: BlackDove on January 28, 2006, 06:31:01 pm: Mandatory :welcome:
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Post by: bfobar on February 11, 2006, 04:13:47 am: WTF is this? I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING ANYMORE!
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Post by: Manunkind on February 14, 2006, 05:43:15 am: Pain