[haloboy100]

curses. foiled again.
And after years of planning....
ruined!

Curse you trashman!!!! cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurse yoooooooooooooooou!!!!!!........

....wait. But how do you know how shivans reproduce? or vasudans for that matter?

hah. beat that.

you may have rebelled the terrans and vasudans, but i think the shivans are still on my side.

hah. so i still have shivans on my side. that means i can run and get all the bosch beer to myself! hahahahaaa....

[Polpolion]

Didn't you know I'm Emperor of the universe? Your pitiful armada pales before the might of what I have at my disposal. My resources are limitless. My weapon invincible. but I have a far more dastardly method of dealing with rebels.


*hands out untold quantities of terran, vasudan and shivan p0rn to the mases + a free big screen TV for everyone. The masses turn agains haloboy100 and swear undying loyality to TrashMan*

*Forces every single person in existence to read Brave New World. The Masses re-join the opposite side.

[haloboy100]

i never read that. and since you didn't technically make me, since this is a forum and i don't know you in any way otherwise, i probably won't ever

[Polpolion]

I forced you to read that book just as much as you created the GTVSA, as much as Trashman gave everyone a bigscreen TV and porn, and as much as you're drinking bosch beer.

You see, this was a hypothetical argument, and you sucked all the fun out of it by bringing in reality.

Man, reality ruins everything...

[haloboy100]

but it also let's me cheat at such arguments

[Polpolion]

Cheating is already so simple: you just do stuff like:

*Trashman realizes his position and surrenders himself to thesizzler. Trashman gives all of his money to thesizzler and pledges to be thesizzler's slave.

When it really get's fun is when both of you do stuff like that, and in each post you have to do something to counter what just happened and to do something to the opposition.


...


*thesizzler thanks trashman for helping in the example. thesizzler revokes what he said in the previous line and gives trashman a cookie...

[haloboy100]

how about this:
*haloboy100 has no sense of humor therefore wins an argument by destroying it with reality so he doesen't feel more worthless*

[Polpolion]

*thesizzler notices how long the thread has been off topic, and agrees with mr.halo in order to move on.

I actually don't have much more to say about UC. It could have been great, but they really screwed it up somewhere.

[haloboy100]

any game with a 22 page PDF is bound to suck.

UC sucks so bad it's not even laughable, making it worse then big rigs.

[Polpolion]

Big rigs is entertaining sucks, not "wtf is happening?" sucks like UC. I actually happen to like the entertaining kind of sucks a lot.

[haloboy100]

ditto

[StarSlayer]

If he throws in Desktop Commander i would download it

[Koth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIn1_9YvGds

[TrashMan]

Dereks Smarts: Desktop Commander!

oldie but goldie!

that said...Hey sizzy, what's so great about brave New World? You are serioudly overestimating humanity.
p0rn >any other book

[Polpolion]

In Brave New World, one of the ways the world government ensures stability is by making sure everyone is happy. All that is left to say is two words: orgy porgy.

[TrashMan]

then it falls under p0rn category...thus I already gave them book to everyone. You plan has failed.

[Polpolion]

then it falls under p0rn category...thus I already gave them book to everyone. You plan has failed.

Have you read Brave New World? No. I think I understand it a bit more than you. So trust me, read that book, and if you have any proper, decent mind, you will think of Savage every single time you see someone kissing in public for at least two months.

[TrashMan]

Didn't I say I gave to the masses everything sex related? Ergo, they already have it. There is nothing you can offer to them. Nothing!

*masses worship TrashMan*


ERm...what was this thread about? Oh, yea..."the one who's name shall not be mentioned".."the cursed one", "The Lord of Dorkness."

[haloboy100]

"He who shall not be named maimed."

[Polpolion]

Didn't I say I gave to the masses everything sex related? Ergo, they already have it. There is nothing you can offer to them. Nothing!

You win the "Ignoring people's posts" award.

Not once did I say that Brave New World was porn. You fail.