[Nuke]

so yea i decided to get drunk. i cracked open that bottle of tequila and made a cocktail of tequila, lime juice, cholula and salt. a tradition i learned from long forgotten mexican drinking buddies.

i also got a new stereo. this one looks to be newer than my old one. it seems to be made in the late 80s, rather than the mid 80s. yay!

[deathfun]

Alcohol Y U NO HAVE EFFECT ANYMORE

I drink a shot of Bacardi 151 (for those who don't know, 75.5% alcohol) and nothing. Nothing! Come home and give a nice helping of rum and coke, and still... no buzz. It's just this subtle feeling, that's it
Have I drank so much over that week where my body simply doesn't care anymore? God damn

[watsisname]

My philosophy is that if I can breathe fire with it, I don't drink it. 

Except for lulz.  I do it for them.

[Nuke]

it has been decided. i will have more tequila. straight, no chaser. i broke all my shot glasses so im using a wine glass. its one tequila two tequila three tequila floor. IN ONE GLASS!!! and ive already had 3 or 4 shots, i lost count. my drunk typing has improved though.

[FireSpawn]

Just got a spam mail from a "FalconPunch Solutions LTD". I don't know if I should laugh, cry or clap them for bringing memes into the fraud business.

[deathfun]

My philosophy is that if I can breathe fire with it, I don't drink it. 

Except for lulz.  I do it for them.

I will do this next time
It doesn't burn as much as everyone seems to think 151 does (they said I'd make a face, I didn't make a face... in fact it wasn't close to face worthy) so perhaps I am uniquely qualified to breathe fire

[Dilmah G]

‎'first of all i would like to say that this comment is in no way offensive to 9 news.

Im 19 years old and feel the need to express my opinions.
When seeing the ads on t.v about the news story coming up with refugees and illegal immigrants getting housed in australia with families etc, i don't need to see the story to know what its about. in fact i am ashamed to see australia for what it is today, WE as a country need to realise that before we put hard earned tax payers money into housing and looking after refugees and those less fortunate from other countries.. WE need to think about our OWN first. Take a trip down to melbourne or sydney or brisbane just to name a few, look at all the homeless on the streets, in freezing winters and rough conditions, why cant we house those people first? why cant we put them in a detention centre with tv's and a nice comfy bed, food and a nice warm shelter. WHY do we just look past this and leave them on the street and give people from other countries an opportunity and somewhere to stay before we do with our OWN? WE as a country need some form of real leadership, to take priority with our own born and bread before we as country will lose what we once called "home".

Please take the time to read this.
Thanks'

This has 50,000 likes on Facebook and is on the page of a major news network. For ****'s sake, Australia.

[FireSpawn]

Well, you have to admit that there is a shred of logic to it. After all if you can't take care of your own citizens, how are you supposed to manage with those from another nation?

When I become overlord, these things won't be an issue. Everyone will work in the acid mines. There will be no exceptions.

[Nuke]

My philosophy is that if I can breathe fire with it, I don't drink it. 

Except for lulz.  I do it for them.

I will do this next time
It doesn't burn as much as everyone seems to think 151 does (they said I'd make a face, I didn't make a face... in fact it wasn't close to face worthy) so perhaps I am uniquely qualified to breathe fire

i remember the first time i tried everclear. i did the chicken wing. it was a godlike expirience. 151 was the **** too. yep. of course then i got old and am not the booze sponge i once was. but i can still suck back shot after shot of tequila and not die. maybe im some kind of drunk immortal.

[FireSpawn]

My philosophy is that if I can breathe fire with it, I don't drink it. 

Except for lulz.  I do it for them.

I will do this next time
It doesn't burn as much as everyone seems to think 151 does (they said I'd make a face, I didn't make a face... in fact it wasn't close to face worthy) so perhaps I am uniquely qualified to breathe fire

i remember the first time i tried everclear. i did the chicken wing. it was a godlike expirience. 151 was the **** too. yep. of course then i got old and am not the booze sponge i once was. but i can still suck back shot after shot of tequila and not die. maybe im some kind of drunk immortal.

Name: Nuke
Class: Disco Bandit
Special Ability: Liver of Steel


An Adventurer is YOU!

[Dilmah G]

Well, you have to admit that there is a shred of logic to it. After all if you can't take care of your own citizens, how are you supposed to manage with those from another nation?

When I become overlord, these things won't be an issue. Everyone will work in the acid mines. There will be no exceptions.

True, but this is AUSTRALIA is the problem. In all honesty, you would be hard pressed to find 100 homeless people in suburban Perth, a city with a population of over 1.1 million.

[FireSpawn]

That's because most of them are already working the acid mines.

[Nuke]

My philosophy is that if I can breathe fire with it, I don't drink it. 

Except for lulz.  I do it for them.

I will do this next time
It doesn't burn as much as everyone seems to think 151 does (they said I'd make a face, I didn't make a face... in fact it wasn't close to face worthy) so perhaps I am uniquely qualified to breathe fire

i remember the first time i tried everclear. i did the chicken wing. it was a godlike expirience. 151 was the **** too. yep. of course then i got old and am not the booze sponge i once was. but i can still suck back shot after shot of tequila and not die. maybe im some kind of drunk immortal.

Name: Nuke
Class: Disco Bandit
Special Ability: Liver of Steel


An Adventurer is YOU!

im a seal clubber, damnit!

[FireSpawn]

I HAVE SPOKEN!

[Colonol Dekker]

 


I was a Disco bandit once :/

[BlueFlames]

Looks more like a bromine.....mine.....bro.

[FireSpawn]

Looks more like a bromine.....mine.....bro.

You. Mines. Acid. Get. NOW!!!

[deathfun]

Looks more like a sewer with blood

[z64555]

Looks more like a sewer with blood

Doesn't it? Alas, no, it's just the dark coloring from bromine mining. It is a serious pollutant, tho.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I went for a menisectomy of my left knee two days ago. Ever since I felt something go wrong with my left knee 11 years ago, the meniscus in my left knee, which is essentially a cushion of tissue that is wedged between both leg joints, fragged itself, hindering the movement of my knee. What the operation two days ago did was to remove all these fragments in the knee. I'll be on crutches for about a fortnight. The poor quality of my Internet connection this past week more or less reflected my mood during the past two days.

I just woke up because I couldn't sleep any more at the moment, despite having only slept five hours last night. I believe I'll be dozing off here and there for the rest of the day.