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Off-Topic Discussion => Arts & Talents => Topic started by: Darkage on September 26, 2002, 08:00:03 am

Title: Nothing ( render )
Post by: Darkage on September 26, 2002, 08:00:03 am
The render is erm well about nothing.

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/inferno/darkage/nothing.jpg)
Title: Nothing ( render )
Post by: Redfang on September 26, 2002, 08:04:01 am
No comment.
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Post by: Tiara on September 26, 2002, 08:09:03 am
Whoa! Thats just the best piece of art ever to see the light bouncing of the inside of a trashcan!
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Post by: vyper on September 26, 2002, 08:41:21 am
Did that take you a long time? :p
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Post by: Nico on September 26, 2002, 08:42:08 am
:doubt:
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Post by: Kamikaze on September 26, 2002, 08:45:32 am
this is even worse than my thread :lol:

Well... terrific angle you've got there.... of nothing :wink:
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Post by: Gortef on September 26, 2002, 08:52:33 am
aaaah my eyes (http://smilies.uniquehardware.co.uk/contrib/corky/smilies25.gif)
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Post by: Cannikin on September 26, 2002, 09:28:47 am
Wow, somehow that is just so deep...
I feel it evoking emotions in the depths of my soul...
No wait, I'm just hungry
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Post by: Stargazer_2098 on September 26, 2002, 09:32:42 am
:no:
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Post by: Darkage on September 26, 2002, 09:38:30 am
I see you guys don't know the book called *nothing* it is like 250 pages and it doesn't have a letter in it. and it sold like mad.
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Post by: Stunaep on September 26, 2002, 09:52:05 am
um.... nice... white... texture... thingy.... stuff.... um...

does this work for epileptics?
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Post by: Gortef on September 26, 2002, 10:09:18 am
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Originally posted by darkage
I see you guys don't know the book called *nothing* it is like 250 pages and it doesn't have a letter in it. and it sold like mad.


mmm... never heard of it I'm afraid
Title: Re: Nothing ( render )
Post by: Ryx on September 26, 2002, 10:36:26 am
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Originally posted by darkage
The render is erm well about nothing.
*image removed from quote*

Actually, it's 197 kbs of nothing :D
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Post by: Fineus on September 26, 2002, 11:09:30 am
You'd think he could optimise it without quality loss!
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Post by: Darkage on September 26, 2002, 11:23:12 am
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Originally posted by Thunder
You'd think he could optimise it without quality loss!


Shall we try?:D 25kb?:D LOL
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Post by: Stargazer_2098 on September 26, 2002, 12:50:01 pm
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Originally posted by darkage
I see you guys don't know the book called *nothing* it is like 250 pages and it doesn't have a letter in it. and it sold like mad.


I have also heard of a book called "Everything we know about the Heechee", it has 350 blank pages in it... :wink:


Stargazer.
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Post by: Stealth on September 26, 2002, 12:54:08 pm
there is this webpage design competition that i'm thinking about entering... but the judging is pretty gay... this one girl made a cheap flash movie and it's SO simple, and she got 1st place ($5,000.00 cash) but on another genre... 'electronic media' or something, 1st place was just a blank page... nothing on it... because it demonstrated 'creativity'... i was like uhmmm no, that's gay!
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Post by: Tiara on September 26, 2002, 12:57:50 pm
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/blank.jpg)

:D 5 kb :D
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Post by: Stunaep on September 26, 2002, 01:02:47 pm
5.1 according to my browser. :p
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Post by: Tiara on September 26, 2002, 01:04:37 pm
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Originally posted by Stunaep
5.1 according to my browser. :p


*takes Nit-Pick Copper Axe*

*CHOP*
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Post by: WMCoolmon on September 26, 2002, 05:11:50 pm
(http://members.cox.net/~wmcoolmon/images/blank.gif)
1.48 kb :p
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Post by: Gortef on September 26, 2002, 06:00:13 pm
for the love of god... I need sunglasses to watch this topic

:cool:

ahh... much better
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Post by: vadar_1 on September 26, 2002, 10:46:25 pm
Damn... its impossible to get below 1.48kb... too bad there couldn't be an image encoding that consisted of telling the processor "Make big image that is white".

Thats like... 29 bytes.
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Post by: Knight Templar on September 26, 2002, 11:04:41 pm
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Post by: Sandwich on September 27, 2002, 05:15:03 am
:D Beat this, 34 bytes:



Or this, 0 bytes!

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Post by: Wildfire on September 27, 2002, 05:35:18 am
:wtf:  How can it be a render with nothing in it???
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Post by: DragonClaw on September 27, 2002, 06:16:49 am
nice idea sandwich, making an html white block :)

[edit]ah, and using a (probably) 1x1 white image and 'blowing it up' to 1024x768 using html... very underhanded :p [/edit]
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Post by: Black_Dragon on September 27, 2002, 11:10:48 am
:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:
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Post by: vadar_1 on September 27, 2002, 12:38:51 pm
edit: Something went seriously wrong with this post
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Post by: Stunaep on September 27, 2002, 12:43:10 pm
well, I have to say I like WMCoolmon's nothing better than sandwich'es (lets get some competition in, shall we?). Darkage comes close though.
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Post by: Stealth on September 27, 2002, 12:54:48 pm
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Originally posted by vadar_1
edit: Something went seriously wrong with this post



hmmm... interesting...
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Post by: Sandwich on September 27, 2002, 01:06:32 pm
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Originally posted by RKIF-DragonClaw
nice idea sandwich, making an html white block :)

[edit]ah, and using a (probably) 1x1 white image and 'blowing it up' to 1024x768 using html... very underhanded :p [/edit]


Actually, the first one was a 1x1 gif blown up to 1024x768. The 2nd was a HTML table. :D

*hands DC a cookie*
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Post by: Stryke 9 on September 27, 2002, 05:50:42 pm
It's beautiful. *sniff*

Brings to mind the time I turned in about the same for an art project, and BSed my way into an odd look and a "C".
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Post by: Sandwich on September 28, 2002, 01:28:40 am
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Brings to mind the time I turned in about the same for an art project, and BSed my way into an odd look and a "C".


Bah - modern art is never appreciated by the "former" generations... :doubt:
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Post by: Sesquipedalian on September 28, 2002, 01:54:00 am
It's not appreciated by the new generations, either.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on September 28, 2002, 12:13:24 pm
I don't know about that... got a 10 on a project a couple years back, consisting of an exploded TV set, some cables I'd had lying around, a picture, and a rock glued to the whole mess. The assignment was somehting on "beauty".:D
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Post by: wEvil on September 28, 2002, 12:55:42 pm
or a poignant example of the effect of pop culture on the aforementioned concept :p
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Post by: vyper on September 28, 2002, 01:01:54 pm
Or he just got lucky! :p
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Post by: Stryke 9 on September 28, 2002, 01:05:59 pm
Nah, I just go to a school where you don't get taught much, but you learn how to BS like nobody's business.:D

Plus, the exploded TV was just damn cool.
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Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on September 28, 2002, 01:18:18 pm
the nihilistic attitude to art is art in itself :p
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Post by: Shrike on September 30, 2002, 02:06:04 am
:wtf:

I'm not even going to comment on this.

Case closed.