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Title: Cactus!
Post by: Shrike on October 09, 2002, 12:14:14 am: :shaking:
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Post by: WMCoolmon on October 09, 2002, 12:16:44 am: Arrgh!! We're doomed! Now even Shrike is spamming! :eek:

;)
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Post by: Shrike on October 09, 2002, 12:20:30 am: I'm writing an essay and need an outlet.
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Post by: vadar_1 on October 09, 2002, 12:27:32 am: Thats crazy, i was just thinking about space cacti

ok heres a joke:

This guy walks into a bar, and orders a beer and a cactus
Another guy walks into the bar, and orders a beer, and a cactus
so the third guy walks into the bar, and he orders a beer and a cactus
The forth guy walks into the bar and orders a beer, and a cactus
then the fifth guy walks into the bar, and orders a beer, and a cactus!
after that, the sixth guy walks into the bar, and orders a beer and a cactus
then the seventh guy walks into the bar and orders a beer and a cactus
the eigth guy walks into the bar and orders a beer and a cactus...

ok so maybe it wasn't that funny.
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 09, 2002, 12:34:00 am: wow shrike, i couldn't go much lower... :p niice :yes:
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Post by: Borealis on October 09, 2002, 12:47:10 am: (http://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/server-smilies/contrib/ruinkai/lightingzapA.gif)

[color=sky blue]Now I've officially seen everything[/color] :p
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Post by: Shrike on October 09, 2002, 12:48:26 am: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
wow shrike, i couldn't go much lower... :p niice :yes:
There is a cactus in your mind
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Post by: Borealis on October 09, 2002, 12:54:07 am: [color=sky blue]Don't y'all untie him and feed him a peach every now and then? [/color] :D
Title: Cactus!
Post by: Shrike on October 09, 2002, 01:03:30 am: In the beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth
And the Earth was without form and void
And Darkness was the face of the deep
And God said, Let there be Light
And there was Light
And God saw the Light, that it was Good
And God divided the Light from the Darkness
And God called the Light day, and the Darkness he called night
And God saw everything he had made and behold, it was Good
And God created Man
And Man created Machine
And Machine created Music
And Machine saw everything it is had had made, and said
Behold
And on the seventh day, Machine pressed stop
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 09, 2002, 01:12:13 am: Don't forget on day Bleen (betweenm 6 and 7) God created cactus
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Post by: Turnsky on October 09, 2002, 01:18:42 am: i'll just post this for the hell of it..

(http://users.bigpond.com/turnsky/images/flamegif.gif)
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 09, 2002, 01:24:43 am: Jesus, mark the thread OT for gods sake. Does Carl mean nothing to you? :rolleyes:

(http://hwcomic.planethardwar.com/smiles/offtopic.gif)

(http://hwcomic.planethardwar.com/smiles/butterfly.gif)
Title: Cactus!
Post by: Shrike on October 09, 2002, 01:25:07 am: It is on-topic.

The topic of cacti.
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 09, 2002, 01:30:50 am: (http://hwcomic.planethardwar.com/smiles/stupid.gif)

NUH UH!

Proper title would be something to the effect of " OT - Cactus! " or "OT Cactus!"

duh :rolleyes: :doubt:
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Post by: Shrike on October 09, 2002, 01:35:39 am: Nah. I made a temporary ruling that any threads started by myself entitled 'Cactus!' are on-topic.

:p
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Post by: Ryx on October 09, 2002, 01:40:48 am: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
In the beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth
And the Earth was without form and void
And Darkness was the face of the deep
And God said, Let there be Light
And there was Light
And God saw the Light, that it was Good
And God divided the Light from the Darkness
And God called the Light day, and the Darkness he called night
And God saw everything he had made and behold, it was Good
And God created Man
And Man created Machine
And Machine created Music
And Machine saw everything it is had had made, and said
Behold
And on the seventh day, Machine pressed stop
[/size]

VNV Nations remix of Apop. berzerk's Kathy's song right?
Title: Cactus!
Post by: CP5670 on October 09, 2002, 01:41:35 am: hmm a cactus thread...not a whole lot to talk about on that subject... :p

I know; let's talk about math! guess what I am doing right now... ;7
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Post by: Shrike on October 09, 2002, 01:42:59 am: Quote
Originally posted by Ryx
VNV Nations remix of Apop. berzerk's Kathy's song right?
You, sir, kick ass.

Glad to see someone else is into Apop Berserk and VNV nation.
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Post by: Ryx on October 09, 2002, 01:45:37 am: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
You, sir, kick ass.

Glad to see someone else is into Apop Berserk and VNV nation.

Have more with Apop than VNV.
Gonna have to find some more with VNV. :drevil:

I have Futureperfect, though. Any recommendations?
Title: Cactus!
Post by: Shrike on October 09, 2002, 01:47:42 am: Sorry, can't help you. I've mostly got stuff I heard in clubs and picked up off the 'net. Haven't had a change to add some new CDs to my collection for a couple months.
Title: Cactus!
Post by: Knight Templar on October 09, 2002, 01:49:26 am: Quote
Nah. I made a temporary ruling that any threads started by myself entitled 'Cactus!' are on-topic.

a'ight, power to the people! We shall be able to cactus at will. Now i am sleepy, good night y'all..

~Lowrider~ Cypress Hill = It's a way fo life
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Post by: Shrike on October 09, 2002, 01:51:59 am: Good night. And don't forget to turn off your cactus.
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Post by: Zeronet on October 09, 2002, 01:56:40 am: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
There is a cactus in your mind

Not quite, its "There is a hold in your mind".
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Post by: Shrike on October 09, 2002, 02:00:04 am: Your cactus is misaligned. You should get it rotated.
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Post by: CP5670 on October 09, 2002, 02:15:55 am: Ah, so everything is a cactus; never mind what I said earlier in that case. :D

I finally solved that cactus a few minutes ago. There was a little trick to it; you had to use the cactus theorem to expand the cactus into a series. Now that this is done, it's time for some cactus designing in FRED2...
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Post by: Shrike on October 09, 2002, 02:18:34 am: Cactus designing in FRED? :wtf:
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 09, 2002, 02:28:00 am: Prolly he meant CED
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Post by: Shrike on October 09, 2002, 02:31:52 am: Don't you people get it?

There is a cactus in your mind!
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Post by: Fineus on October 09, 2002, 02:44:10 am: What happens if you talk to it, will it grow? :lol:
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 09, 2002, 03:40:27 am: The consequences of the cactus growing are probably not something you'd want to think about...
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Post by: Sesquipedalian on October 09, 2002, 04:01:17 am: Ouch! The thorns are pricking my brains! Ow! Damn it, now I have to stop thinking. Ouch! Did it again. OUCH! Okay, I have to stop now. OW!
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Post by: Borealis on October 09, 2002, 05:34:44 am: [color=sky blue]*jumps on bandwagon*...or should I say spamwagon? :D

My cactus want's justice[/color] (http://freeze.mongtastic.be/files/emoticons4u/violent/sterb200.gif)
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Post by: aldo_14 on October 09, 2002, 07:20:48 am: I have a cactus. It's about 8 inches tall, and shaped like a...... cactus. And green. and spiky. In other words, a cactus. Obviously. God, i'm bored........

Surprisingly for a (hot)desert plant, it doesn't seem to mind Scottish temperatures. At least, it never complains.
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Post by: aldo_14 on October 09, 2002, 07:23:05 am: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
I'm writing an essay and need an outlet.

a drink would be better.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 09, 2002, 07:39:52 am: But a cactus would be best.

I have to confess, my cactus is a actually a bonsai Blue Spruce. But I still tell people it's a cactus.
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Post by: Redfang on October 09, 2002, 07:48:25 am: w00t! Cactus! :wtf:
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Post by: Galemp on October 09, 2002, 07:48:33 am: How very strange...

That's OK, Shrike, I find spamming here a late-night essay relief, too.

(http://ayam.sourceforge.net/ayam-snap-cactus.gif)
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Post by: Stunaep on October 09, 2002, 08:31:27 am: Quote
Originally posted by WMCoolmon
Arrgh!! We're doomed! Now even Shrike is spamming! :eek:

;)

what do you mean even? He's always been like that. :D

Oh, a friend of mine collects cactuses. You could turn to him!
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Post by: Styxx on October 09, 2002, 09:18:30 am: Hmmm... cactus.

Okay, I confess, I have no idea what this is all about. :p
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Post by: Sandwich on October 09, 2002, 09:33:37 am: :wtf:

(http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/qm/pub/sandwich/pictures/cactus1-thumb.jpg) (http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/qm/pub/sandwich/pictures/cactus1.jpg)

(http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/qm/pub/sandwich/pictures/cactus2-thumb.jpg) (http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/qm/pub/sandwich/pictures/cactus2.jpg)

:D
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 09, 2002, 09:42:14 am: Quote
Originally posted by Styxx
Hmmm... cactus.

Okay, I confess, I have no idea what this is all about. :p

I think you kinda answered your own question. And to be honest, it's not difficult...

Yay Cactus!
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Post by: CP5670 on October 09, 2002, 10:01:46 am: GRRRRRRR!!!! :mad: :mad2: :mad: :mad2: :mad:

I have been wanting an unopened Cactus 5571 set for some time now and finally found one on Cactuslink last night that just appeared a few hours before, but while I was sending an email to the seller about payment methods this other little !@#$%& mothercactus snatched it up in that time! argh!!! :mad:
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Post by: Razor on October 09, 2002, 11:12:16 am: Shrike, don't be a spammer or else.... (http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/snipe.gif)

God, why am I even contributing to this thread? Close it close it!!
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Post by: an0n on October 09, 2002, 11:18:01 am: Under directive 19, subsection 12a all participants in this thread are to be detained until such a time that their executions can be carried out. Lt Borealis is exempt. Dismissed.
Title: Cactus!
Post by: Sandwich on October 09, 2002, 11:24:49 am: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
Under directive 19, subsection 12a all participants in this thread are to be detained until such a time that their executions can be carried out. Lt Borealis is exempt. Dismissed.

*sigh* There he goes again - I've created a monster! :rolleyes:
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Post by: an0n on October 09, 2002, 11:35:04 am: I work in cycles. Gimme a few weeks and I'll be back to eating brains.
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Post by: Sandwich on October 09, 2002, 12:23:37 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
Gimme a few weeks...

:sigh: Do I have to?
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Post by: Styxx on October 09, 2002, 01:02:42 pm: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
I think you kinda answered your own question.

Hmm, I posted a statement, not a question... :D
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Post by: Stunaep on October 09, 2002, 01:21:28 pm: can we get back from grammaire to cactuses. You're overloading my brain.

*hides from an0n*
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Post by: an0n on October 09, 2002, 01:29:50 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
:sigh: Do I have to?

Yes. I'm like time-share. You don't really want it, you're never going to use it and your damned if you know how you ended up with it.

Uh....anyway:
*incinerates peanut-head from high-orbit*
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Post by: Stunaep on October 09, 2002, 01:33:48 pm: ehh. Since I'm hiding near the core of the earth, you cannot incinerate me without blowing up the earth.

as if that's gonna stop him
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Post by: Zeronet on October 09, 2002, 02:12:38 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
Don't you people get it?

There is a cactus in your mind!

Nope, its "There is a hole in your mind", from B5.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 09, 2002, 05:19:47 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
I've created a monster!

Didn't have you down as a Shady fan, Sandwich...

BTW, would you object to folk calling you Sarny for short (english word, if you don't know it)?
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Post by: CP5670 on October 09, 2002, 05:23:33 pm: Quote
Sarny

:wtf: :D
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Post by: Sandwich on October 09, 2002, 05:48:54 pm: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer

Didn't have you down as a Shady fan, Sandwich...

BTW, would you object to folk calling you Sarny for short (english word, if you don't know it)?

Shady? Noooo.... aren't even sure what/who that is. But the "I've created a monster" quote is, I believe, from Frankenstein's Monster.

Sarny? Define. :wtf:
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 09, 2002, 05:51:55 pm: As in short/slang for sandwich. Possibly because the Queen's English would use the pronunciation 'sarndwich', with an uber-long stress on the 'a'. Therefore, sarny.
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Post by: Sandwich on October 09, 2002, 06:12:24 pm: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
As in short/slang for sandwich. Possibly because the Queen's English would use the pronunciation 'sarndwich', with an uber-long stress on the 'a'. Therefore, sarny.

OIC - suit yourself. I was just confused because with this font, "Sarny" looks almost identical to "Samy". Thought it might have been a sort of visual pun. :p
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Post by: phreak on October 09, 2002, 08:27:36 pm: cactus? of course.
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 09, 2002, 08:33:29 pm: i hear fried cactus with the right spices can actually be pretty good.
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Post by: Sesquipedalian on October 12, 2002, 03:31:19 am: That reminds me of Eyore the Donkey. Except he ate thistles, not cactii. If he ate cactii I bet he'd have been a much happier donkey.
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Post by: Razor on October 12, 2002, 04:06:01 am: Could someone please kill this poinless thread?
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Post by: Shrike on October 12, 2002, 04:34:05 am: Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Could someone please kill this poinless thread?
Cactus. :p
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 12, 2002, 06:17:28 am: I'll buy that for a cactus
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Post by: Black Wolf on October 12, 2002, 06:39:13 am: Their is a cactus in my mind. There has always been a cactus in my mind. 2 and 2 is 5.
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Post by: 01010 on October 12, 2002, 06:44:57 am: Quote
Originally posted by an0n

Yes. I'm like time-share. You don't really want it, you're never going to use it and your damned if you know how you ended up with it.

Must remember quote, must remember quote, must remember quote.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 12, 2002, 07:11:29 am: Lyle Lanley (s/p?)

'A town with money...'
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Post by: aldo_14 on October 12, 2002, 07:24:51 am: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Lyle Lanley (s/p?)

'A town with money...'

Ogdenville & North Haverbrook.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 12, 2002, 07:29:09 am: *gives Aldo a cookie*
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Post by: Stunaep on October 12, 2002, 07:53:33 am: *steals aldo's cookie and replaces it with a plush vasudan*

*sees aldo chew on plush*

*eats cookie*
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Post by: Borealis on October 13, 2002, 12:29:37 am: [color=sky blue]How about a plush cactus? Or would it defeat the purpose to have something both plush and prickly at the same time? Analyze the paradox then graph the parabola. You cannot convince me it is instead a dichotomy without stating your margin of error within a standard deviation of 3. [/color] :nod:
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Post by: Shrike on October 13, 2002, 12:31:29 am: Quote
Originally posted by Borealis
[color=sky blue]How about a plush cactus? Or would it defeat the purpose to have something both plush and prickly at the same time? Analyze the paradox then graph the parabola. You cannot convince me it is instead a dichotomy without stating your margin of error within a standard deviation of 3. [/color] :nod:
No more 20-hour work days for you young lady!
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Post by: CP5670 on October 13, 2002, 12:36:11 am: hmm, margin of error? I assume you are into statistics; you probably know of the gaussian error distribution function, right? ;7 (the erf(x) one)
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Post by: Borealis on October 13, 2002, 12:37:12 am: [color=sky blue]as I said, morbid fatigue is a truly ugly thing. Now that I look at it I should have posted that in the Human Stupidity thread[/color] :p :lol:
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Post by: Borealis on October 13, 2002, 12:42:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
hmm, margin of error? I assume you are into statistics; you probably know of the gaussian error distribution function, right? ;7 (the erf(x) one)

[color=sky blue]but I can have so much more fun with Entropy

*angelic choir sounds*

the almighty [size=10]S
[/size]
[/color]
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 13, 2002, 12:44:53 am: Quote
[color=sky blue]How about a plush cactus? Or would it defeat the purpose to have something both plush and prickly at the same time? Analyze the paradox then graph the parabola. You cannot convince me it is instead a dichotomy without stating your margin of error within a standard deviation of 3. :nod: [/color]

hmmm.. has CP met his match? ;)

Edit: Jeevis.. Borealis, what color do you use.. either i must be retarded tonight.. i cannot find it for the life of me
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Post by: Borealis on October 13, 2002, 12:54:18 am: [color=sky blue]there is no match for the High Priestess of Entropy....how could an ordered pair contain disorder? :D

Edit: sky blue KT[/color]
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Post by: Shrike on October 13, 2002, 01:00:58 am: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
hmmm.. has CP met his match? ;)

Edit: Jeevis.. Borealis, what color do you use.. either i must be retarded tonight.. i cannot find it for the life of me
You didn't even look at the color in the quote tags when you quoted her? :D
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 13, 2002, 01:14:48 am: it didn't copy the color tags.. for some reason. and i had "Skyblue" which makes it lighter than "Sky blue" ...yeah
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Post by: Borealis on October 13, 2002, 03:29:15 am: you may be on to something....I might like this better... :wink:
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 13, 2002, 03:36:12 am: ¡Viva la revolución!
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Post by: Stunaep on October 13, 2002, 04:01:25 am: Quote
Originally posted by Borealis
[color=sky blue]How about a plush cactus? Or would it defeat the purpose to have something both plush and prickly at the same time? Analyze the paradox then graph the parabola. You cannot convince me it is instead a dichotomy without stating your margin of error within a standard deviation of 3. [/color] :nod:

no, i do not agree with that.
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Post by: aldo_14 on October 13, 2002, 09:11:40 am: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
*steals aldo's cookie and replaces it with a plush vasudan*

*sees aldo chew on plush*

*eats cookie*

yummy (cough) - yum.

*puts prickly cactus in place of Stunaeps chair, and laces cookie with arsenic*

:p
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Post by: CP5670 on October 13, 2002, 11:30:12 am: Quote
[color=sky blue]but I can have so much more fun with Entropy

*angelic choir sounds*

the almighty [size=10]S

[/color][/b] [/size]

the almighty S? you mean the Soldner-Ramanujan constant, right? (the single zero of the logarithmic integral function at about 1.45) It is a pretty neat one, but I don't think it can really compare with such awesome things as the Stieltjes constants or the Khinchin constant, as these really have the most astonishing properties. The almighty K and the almighty g's are the true gods of the numbers in my opinion. :D ;7
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Post by: vadar_1 on October 13, 2002, 01:15:50 pm: Quote
Originally posted by CP5670

the almighty S? you mean the Soldner-Ramanujan constant, right? (the single zero of the logarithmic integral function at about 1.45) It is a pretty neat one, but I don't think it can really compare with such awesome things as the Stieltjes constants or the Khinchin constant, as these really have the most astonishing properties. The almighty K and the almighty g's are the true gods of the numbers in my opinion. :D ;7

shut the **** up. You really need to learn to talk about something else.
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Post by: Ace on October 13, 2002, 01:21:23 pm: I think we should start a new thread:
The Women of Hardlight: From Axe Murderess to High Priestesses of Entropy :nervous:
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 13, 2002, 01:24:07 pm: that wouldn't end quickly, now would it? :p

It's all about content!!
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Post by: Sesquipedalian on October 13, 2002, 01:31:47 pm: :wtf: Its all about the cactus.
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 13, 2002, 03:25:03 pm: no no no, look above the post :)

i'm sure it applies though, after all, a man is nothing without his trusty cactus by his side ;)
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Post by: Sandwich on October 13, 2002, 09:02:22 pm: Y'know, I was looking over a few year-old threads about a month ago, and there was something in them that I miss in the HLP of today. Easy-going, yet completely non-sensical, humor. Until this thread, that is.

Thanks, Shrike, I needed this! :D

CP: No comment.

Borealis: You should know better than to start with CP! :lol:

[size=10]* * * CACTUS * * *[/size]
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Post by: Unknown Target on October 13, 2002, 09:31:58 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ace
I think we should start a new thread:
The Women of Hardlight: From Axe Murderess to High Priestesses of Entropy :nervous:

Give due to the man who gave her the axe!!:D
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 13, 2002, 10:03:01 pm: Quote
Y'know, I was looking over a few year-old threads about a month ago, and there was something in them that I miss in the HLP of today. Easy-going, yet completely non-sensical, humor. Until this thread, that is.

*takes note*

will do sarge (http://www.southparkmovie.com/img/dd.gallery.saddam.gif)

*watches as Bush procedes to fire away at Iraq while Been Loonie executes next move*

hmmm ... by the looks of people, i'm in the wrong thread.

:nervous:

Goes to listen to outkast "bombs over baghdad..."
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Post by: Vertigo1 on October 13, 2002, 11:13:35 pm: Is that a cactus in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? ;) :D
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 14, 2002, 12:04:53 am: i think that belongs in the masturbation thread ;7

*ouch*
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Post by: Turnsky on October 14, 2002, 12:29:20 am: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar

*takes note*

will do sarge (http://www.southparkmovie.com/img/dd.gallery.saddam.gif)

*watches as Bush procedes to fire away at Iraq while Been Loonie executes next move*

hmmm ... by the looks of people, i'm in the wrong thread.

:nervous:

Goes to listen to outkast "bombs over baghdad..."

i think ol' saddam needs a healthy dose of this: (http://users.bigpond.com/turnsky/images/plascannon.gif)

*THOOM* heh heh
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Post by: Stryke 9 on October 14, 2002, 12:36:40 am: *ahem*

It starts with an "S" and ends with a "T".
It comes out of you and it comes out of me.

[bows]
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Post by: Turnsky on October 14, 2002, 12:40:32 am: *Gets bat out* oookaaaay, was that an insult, if it was who was it directed at?
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 14, 2002, 12:40:45 am: *sure you could call it that , but be scientific. Call it scat!*
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Post by: Blue Lion on October 14, 2002, 01:14:18 am: I was this close to saying this topic was drifting off topic, til I realized it wasn't, which is scary
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 14, 2002, 01:18:32 am: bah off topic? no way!

Long Live the Cactus! (http://forums.gardenweb.com/forums/cacti/)
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Post by: Tiara on October 14, 2002, 02:04:59 am: Quote
Originally posted by Ace

The Women of Hardlight: From Axe Murderess to High Priestesses of Entropy :nervous:

The Women of Hardlight: Supreme Axewielder & High Priestesses of Entropy is better. :D

*CHOP*
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Post by: Turnsky on October 14, 2002, 02:28:20 am: *grabs claymore* did someone mention chopping stuff? :devil:
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 14, 2002, 02:34:46 am: (http://www.dallascowboys.com/nfl/dcc/images/photoboards/zooms/sonia5_300.jpg)

Here's my kind of cactus
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Post by: Redfang on October 14, 2002, 05:28:08 am: Nice cactus. :nod:
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Post by: aldo_14 on October 14, 2002, 05:39:30 am: There's a cactus?
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Post by: Zeronet on October 14, 2002, 06:10:19 am: Quote
Originally posted by Tiara

The Women of Hardlight: Supreme Axewielder & High Priestesses of Entropy is better. :D

*CHOP*

Axes just don't shape up to the joys of an M16A2 or a M4 carbine or a M249 or L98A2(SA80).
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Post by: Unknown Target on October 14, 2002, 07:51:58 am: Pulls out the HLP Hammer of Justice.
Ignites it.

You have learned much, my apprentice....
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Post by: Razor on October 14, 2002, 11:01:13 am: Nah, not really.
I train myself. I don't need a teacher. :p
So buzz of hammer-head!
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Post by: Borealis on October 14, 2002, 01:50:29 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
¡Viva la revolución!

No! Necessitas amor!! (or so the crazy busboy said when I asked him for some ice...true story) :D

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Originally posted by Sandwich

Borealis: You should know better than to start with CP! :lol:

Pish!! The Conjurer of Constants didn't even know that the almighty S = Entropy even though it's stated in the post...now he'll reply that he was just bluffing. :p ;)
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Post by: Martinus on October 14, 2002, 02:02:53 pm: Kacked eye?

Go let an optometrist take a look at it...
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Post by: CP5670 on October 14, 2002, 02:05:36 pm: Quote
shut the **** up. You really need to learn to talk about something else.[/size]

bah I am not the who started it this time... :p (although you can count on me next time :D)

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Pish!! The Conjurer of Constants didn't even know that the almighty S = Entropy even though it's stated in the post...now he'll reply that he was just bluffing. :p ;)

hey I never claimed to know anything about physics. :D Your first post seemed like math, in which there are only two capital S's (at least in pure analysis): the surface integral and the SR constant, and the first is usually written as s anyway. :p :D
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Post by: Borealis on October 14, 2002, 02:15:10 pm: Chemistry my dear Watson...but you knew that :wink:

I won't know jack about physics till I start taking it in the spring :D
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Post by: Galemp on October 14, 2002, 03:49:37 pm: What! It's still here? :eek:

I predict this thread will degrade into political discussion, pure mathematics theory, religion, or sex. Somehow, it's getting locked. This thread isn't gonna quietly disappear and then be dredged up later.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on October 14, 2002, 03:52:22 pm: God had sex with the Democratic Cosine of Pi!
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Post by: Stryke 9 on October 14, 2002, 03:56:34 pm: And Jesus watched! While voting Libertarian and factoring!
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Post by: Borealis on October 14, 2002, 04:01:55 pm: how fun! :D

and the Entropy was strengthened exponentially by the Mystery of the Holy Trinity and other menage a trois :wink:
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 14, 2002, 05:52:49 pm: wow... CP is going to be out CP'ed.. by a girl!

:ha:
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Post by: Borealis on October 14, 2002, 07:25:48 pm: and I haven't even gotten started on Gibb's Free Energy ;7
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Post by: Turnsky on October 14, 2002, 08:24:31 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Zeronet

Axes just don't shape up to the joys of an M16A2 or a M4 carbine or a M249 or L98A2(SA80).

Or vapourizing everything in sight with a plasma cannon, or turning things into a meaty red paste with a avenger gatling cannon (http://users.bigpond.com/turnsky/images/plascannon.gif)
See?
(http://www.wpafb.af.mil/museum/research/attack/a6/a10arm-3.jpg)

yes, THAT is a volkswagen beetle next to it.
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 14, 2002, 08:29:06 pm: Nothing beats a perfectly placed bullet!

(http://hwcomic.planethardwar.com/smiles/snipersmilie.gif)

mwuhahaha

(well except maybe a well placed beam.. meh :blah: )
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Post by: Shrike on October 14, 2002, 08:33:23 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
Nothing beats a perfectly placed bullet!
How about a well placed closure?