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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tiara on October 13, 2002, 12:24:25 pm
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http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp
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Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't masturbate.
Gee, what a relief
:lol: :lol:
I'm sure that the number of 4-year-olds and 70-year-olds combined is bigger than 5% in America.
Now I don't want to jump to conclusions, but...
Unfortunate thing is, if Bush read this website, I'm quite sure he'd actually think of adapting this.
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There are no words...
President Bush can have my Photos when he prys them from my cold dead hands! :nervous:
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Actually, this would be a pretty good idea to implement for different reasons... :D ;7
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Only America could come up with this and take it seriously :rolleyes:
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eh... check the webpage. They aren't taking it seriously
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I masturbated while reading that so :ha:
:p
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Originally posted by Bri_Dog
I masturbated while reading that so :ha:
You know....... You didn't have to tell that...
(http://freeze.mongtastic.be/files/emoticons4u/obscene/eck32.gif)
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Originally posted by Stunaep
eh... check the webpage. They aren't taking it seriously
But someone will. That's the problem with having a large country - lots of room for stupidity.
England on the other hand just has it crushed into a small space ;)
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Originally posted by Thunder
But someone will. That's the problem with having a large country - lots of room for stupidity.
England on the other hand just has it crushed into a small space ;)
Come to England, more stupidity per square mile than a country 1,000,000 time it's size.
I think roughly half of that comes from Stourport.
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Ignorance and stupidity in the UK can all be tracked back to Portsmouth.
Paul Merton: If you could have the people of Portsmouth do one good thing to redeem themselves, what would it be?
Spike Milligan: Drown.
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Ah yes... the old half-life spray decal:
(http://fc.olaki.net/tss076a.gif)
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Oh God... :lol:
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Thunder - that's not the official WH page, the whitehouse webpage is a .gov
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lol...that is funny...
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Thunder - that's not the official WH page, the whitehouse webpage is a .gov
Jeeze, whassup wit these Brits? So, so, guilable
heh my computer class in middle school all thought China was going to take over the world when they "hacked" the "whitehouse wepage" with "we nchinese, we play joke, we go pee-pee in your coke! hahaha hoe you like us now Mr. Big Dick Clinton!"
:rolleyes:
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but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.
Would it be considered "wasting" it if I did it in someone's hamburger?
Had to ask.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
you made me giggle...
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You made me cry
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Would it be considered "wasting" it if I did it in someone's hamburger?
Had to ask.
Hey, what's a little protein between friends? ;)
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The thing is, the real page is almost as funny:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/iraq/index.html
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Yup, funny stuff :wtf:
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I'm talking about the sheer amoung of propaganda they can fit on one web page.
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wow, 3 uses of the word decade, 4 deceptions all without even scrolling down.
3 links to "Evil Iraq" and 2 non direct links.
hmm.. i'll look around later
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Hmmm... I like the bit about "hoping against the evidence"
...That Iraq can be justifiably invaded?
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Originally posted by heretic
Thunder - that's not the official WH page, the whitehouse webpage is a .gov
I know that. But despite it - someone will take it seriously. Thats my whole point!
Sighs... Nevermind... forget it :blah:
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Would it be considered "wasting" it if I did it in someone's hamburger?
Had to ask.
You made me never eat a hamburger again.
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Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness
then why am I still so farsighted? :D
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I refuse to comment that.
Can I have you phone number? :D
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Originally posted by Borealis
then why am I still so farsighted? :D
First time I've used this and most likely the last: ;7 ;7 ;7
BTW Tiara exactly how did you end up finding this little story? :wtf:
:wink:
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Originally posted by Stunaep
I refuse to comment that.
Can I have you phone number? :D
Not if you're going to keep contradicting yourself :lol:
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I'm not contradicting.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I think I'm gonna cry.
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Originally posted by Borealis
then why am I still so farsighted? :D
You don't remember?
Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes forgetfulness
Does that answer your question? ;7
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Originally posted by Stunaep
I think I'm gonna cry.
Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes depression
;)
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*slowly backs out of thread*
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Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes smart-ass remarks
Actually, I just made that up.:p
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Actually, I just made that up.:p
Course you did, sunshine.
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Originally posted by aldo_14
*slowly backs out of thread*
ever notice how people who say that always come back? :nod:
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
The thing is, the real page is almost as funny:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/iraq/index.html
:wtf: Its actually quite a serious matter.
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Originally posted by Borealis
ever notice how people who say that always come back? :nod:
I forgot my coat.
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Pssh, some spam thread. Two whole pages and not one gratuitous goatse.cx link (http://www.goatse.cx) so far!
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I belive that this thread has served it's purpose and it should be OOHOHOWNED don't you think?
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wow..
that was..eyeopening to say the least.. way to go stryke
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It had a purpose??
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its purpose was to maximize the paradigm and something something the enigma :p
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Oh.
Sounds like work.
Let's not do it.
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let's say we'll do it, not do it, then expend far more effort justifying our procrastination :yes:
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Sounds like someone isn't doing their homework :p
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My homework's DONE...it's household chores I'm stalling on :nod:
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/me thinks an ownage is to come because of the poor people who clicke the frigging goatsec link.... :nod:
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Originally posted by Borealis
then why am I still so farsighted? :D
Heh, must be just you're pretty eyes are so good.... :wink: *runs*
Back to the main point, did anyone read the bottom bit? As funny as this is, that last part is a tad serious since some strange arseholes in the world still do it...
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Pssh, some spam thread. Two whole pages and not one gratuitous goatse.cx link (http://www.goatse.cx) so far!
:sigh: :shaking: . Jesus CHRIST. Can we just get back to masturbation, please?
for some reason that just sounded wrong
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good idea
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technically this isn't masturbation. And WHAT are those blue guys?
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masturbation -> sex -> a video clip
well...
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let's not turn this into another word association thread, please.
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I'm not. Just wanted to point out the link
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Originally posted by Zeronet
:wtf: Its actually quite a serious matter.
No it's not. Wars are awfully good fun. Would you like some more corned beef and cucumber sandwiches, Biggles? :p
EDIT: Actually, I found the whitehouse.org description of Iraq pretty funny: "...composed mostly of dust mountains, inhabited by millions of Muslamic savages..."
Seriously, anyone who believes stuff that comes off a government page is deluding themselves. But enough of that. This isn't a politics thread. Would you mind terribly passing me the lime cordial?
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Originally posted by Kellan
No it's not. Wars are awfully good fun. Would you like some more corned beef and cucumber sandwiches, Biggles? :p
EDIT: Actually, I found the whitehouse.org description of Iraq pretty funny: "...composed mostly of dust mountains, inhabited by millions of Muslamic savages..."
Seriously, anyone who believes stuff that comes off a government page is deluding themselves. But enough of that. This isn't a politics thread. Would you mind terribly passing me the lime cordial?
*hands Kellen a SA80A2, a cleaning manual, some ammo and drops him in the middle of Yemen*
Have fun old chap :p
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Giving him an SA80 is just mean. Steyrs all round, please!
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It was a SA80A2, nothing wrong with em, cept the squaddies cleaned them wrong. The SA80 is one of the most accurate rifles in the world.
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Originally posted by Zeronet
*hands Kellen a SA80A2, a cleaning manual, some ammo and drops him in the middle of Yemen*
Have fun old chap :p
All right, I have a manual! I can do anything! :D
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I dont know about that, you do lack Military training.
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No, you do.
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Nothing beats the good old hydrogen bomb... ;7
Muslamic
This really had me laughing... :D
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Originally posted by Kellan
No, you do.
I dont, i spent time in the Air Cadets, they had L98s(proper name for SA80). Course they made em semi-auto, mainly for safety reasons.
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CP: I take it you read that article too, then.
National Sport: soccer, and 'martyr-ball'. :p
And apparently the Iraqis are holding hostage billions of barrels of American oil beneath their country too, the bastards. :D
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Read what Article?
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CP: I take it you read that article too, then.
Yeah, I saw that article; some pretty funny stuff... :D
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Read what Article?
I meant CP, but in the time I took to write my post you interposed one and made things make no sense. No sense at all! :eek:
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Balls, this post makes no sense anymore. Sniip![/size]
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aah, too many posts coming up simultaneously; this feels like word association... :p
eh? I changed around the post there since you had also changed yours before; I did not originally know you were addressing me. :p :D
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I bet some crazed individual could make sense out of it somehow.
EDIT: Only 45mins until the X-Ray diffration is finished on the table salt. The joys of work experiance at Daresbury Laboratory :D.
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Originally posted by Zeronet
I bet some crazed individual could make sense out of it somehow.
I can!
...And you rest your case. :)
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Originally posted by Zeronet
EDIT: Only 45mins until the X-Ray diffration is finished on the table salt. The joys of work experiance at Daresbury Laboratory :D.
Can you score me some Anthrax? Or methadone? Failing that, Caesium will do.
:devil:
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I work in the Materials Science Lab, there aint no biological stuff like that. The most deadly thing at Daresbury is the Synchrotron radiation source, if you find yourself inside a hutch when the X-rays are on, your dead within 2 seconds. Its actually quite a dangerous place, with chemicals etc everywhere.
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Originally posted by Zeronet
I work in the Materials Science Lab, there aint no biological stuff like that. The most deadly thing at Daresbury is the Synchrotron radiation source, if you find yourself inside a hutch when the X-rays are on, your dead within 2 seconds. Its actually quite a dangerous place, with chemicals etc everywhere.
Hey, we've got our very on Gordon Freeman here! :D
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
I'm talking about the sheer amoung of propaganda they can fit on one web page.
PETA
Need I say more? ;)
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Originally posted by Kellan
Can you score me some Anthrax? Or methadone? Failing that, Caesium will do.
:devil:
How about aspirin?
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Consume large amounts of chocolate. That will make the hypothalamus secrete more endorphins, a natural pain killer and oppiate...
I think...