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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Corsair on October 18, 2002, 07:51:51 am

Title: Ninjas!
Post by: Corsair on October 18, 2002, 07:51:51 am: //www.realultimatepower.net

:D
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Post by: Cannikin on October 18, 2002, 08:06:31 am: :wtf: :rolleyes:
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Post by: NeoHunter on October 18, 2002, 08:22:57 am: Now, that is "indeed something to think about"...

Maybe we could coax Japan to release some ninjas to hunt down Osama and Al-Qaeda...:D
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 18, 2002, 08:45:07 am: Bin posted before on WS, mate
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Post by: NeoHunter on October 18, 2002, 09:03:24 am: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Bin posted before on WS, mate

What you mean???
Title: Ninjas!
Post by: Corsair on October 18, 2002, 09:16:18 am: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Bin posted before on WS, mate
:sigh: Oh well. I almost never go to WS, I wouldn't know. I thought it was funny. sorry... :(
Title: Ninjas!
Post by: diamondgeezer on October 18, 2002, 02:05:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by NeoHunter
What you mean???

Main screen turn on!

Cliched, I know, but hey

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Originally posted by Corsair
:sigh: Oh well. I almost never go to WS, I wouldn't know. I thought it was funny. sorry... :(

Let this be a lesson. WS is A-1 Supar![/i]
Title: Ninjas!
Post by: Knight Templar on October 18, 2002, 05:55:23 pm: :lol: :lol: :lol:

wow.. that is.. wow.. how disprate can america get to sure people. " I will track you down and Kick your ass. I dare you to post this" lol

i mean jesus.. she sued a 10 year old boy.

(http://hwcomic.planethardwar.com/smiles/rofl.gif)

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because of realultimatepower.net, her children have been climbing on the furniture, beating on cats, and "spitting up all over the damn place."

This is what our children should be doing.. screw watchin PBS and Naptime.. how the hell is Levar Burton going to teach you how to read if you are Dyslexic?

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When asked about the lawsuit, Robert Hamburger replied "Ms. Evans is a frigg'n idiot. She needs to shut her mouth right now or I'm going to take a skinny dump on her scalp. "

Despite the lawsuit, Robert says he will continue to tell people how sweet ninjas are "no matter what" and pork as many hot babes as it takes.

:lol:
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Post by: NeoHunter on October 18, 2002, 06:07:08 pm: :wtf:
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Post by: Gortef on October 19, 2002, 07:10:49 am: :wtf:

cool music... sort of... :p

:wtf:
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Post by: Sandwich on October 19, 2002, 07:34:46 am: :blah: No comment...
Title: Ninjas!
Post by: Corsair on October 19, 2002, 05:53:44 pm: Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.

Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.

If you succeed, everybody will be like “Holy Crap!”

:lol::lol::lol:
Title: Re: Ninjas!
Post by: Razor on October 19, 2002, 06:19:59 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Corsair
www.realultimatepower.net

:D

Boy Corsair, you have really outdone your self. Listen to the music. UUGH! :shaking:
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Post by: Ulundel on October 19, 2002, 06:30:02 pm: Quote
Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

:lol: Ninjas are mammals?

Hey, this guy sounds like Cartman
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 19, 2002, 06:33:37 pm: lol this guy is funny.. hard to belive that he's a 10 year old.. althought it isn't.

"They totally love to flip out and kill everyone"

:lol:
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Post by: elorran on October 20, 2002, 01:17:09 pm: . . .
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Post by: Ulundel on October 20, 2002, 01:29:09 pm: Quote
Originally posted by elorran
. . .

:wtf: say it again?
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Post by: elorran on October 20, 2002, 06:26:12 pm: ... = "silence/no comment" whilst still making a post for your opinion to be known.
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Post by: Eishtmo on October 20, 2002, 07:34:34 pm: You do not understand, none of you do. I HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER AND I WILL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD FOR NO REASON!
Title: Ninjas!
Post by: Sandwich on October 20, 2002, 07:44:04 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Eishtmo
You do not understand, none of you do. I HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER AND I WILL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD FOR NO REASON!

Darnnit, where's Tiara when you need a good axe-wielding?? Never around when you need her... :doubt:
Title: Ninjas!
Post by: Shrike on October 20, 2002, 07:47:31 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
Darnnit, where's Tiara when you need a good axe-wielding?? Never around when you need her... :doubt:
Tiara gainst Eishtmo? *snickers*
Title: Ninjas!
Post by: Knight Templar on October 20, 2002, 07:49:37 pm: all of us horny boys scareded hers away me thinks.

:sigh: there goes another one.

hey by any chance, any of you ever heard of Stevie Case? (Daikatana)

she's hott ;7

Edit: 1900!! w00t!! .. now if i can get 100 more in the next hour.. ;)