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Title: A Vicious Attack Bunny
Post by: Sandwich on October 22, 2002, 11:08:40 am
(http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/4171.jpg)

:eek2: :eek:
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Post by: an0n on October 22, 2002, 11:11:29 am
Given the lighting and focus differentials, I'd have to say that's bull****.
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Post by: Black Wolf on October 22, 2002, 11:11:50 am
How many stews and Akubras could we make out of that little (little?) bugger? :D
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Post by: Stealth on October 22, 2002, 11:20:04 am
that's a siberian attack rabbit
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Post by: Black Wolf on October 22, 2002, 11:22:26 am
Hmmm - yep, an0n's right - check out the guys sleeve - no pressure from the rabbits forepaw.
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Post by: Stealth on October 22, 2002, 11:29:38 am
i don't think the rabbit's paw weighs all THAT much you know... maybe the rabbit's lifting its paw
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Post by: Redfang on October 22, 2002, 12:39:07 pm
:lol:
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 22, 2002, 12:48:34 pm
What's the big deal? That's an English Lop (I think, anyways). We used to have one at the garden centre I worked at. She was called Blossom, and believe me she was huge - not quite as big as that piccy, but that's not a fake I shouldn't think.

*remembers the time the boss made him dress up as the Easter Bunny and take the giant rabbit around on a lead as an Easter publicity stunt*

*shudders*
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Post by: Stealth on October 22, 2002, 12:49:22 pm
lol :lol:
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Post by: Galemp on October 22, 2002, 01:02:26 pm
Vicious attack bunny? Oh, I though you would have something like this...

http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html
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Post by: Stealth on October 22, 2002, 01:12:17 pm
lol, what is the point of that?

i don't quite get it :D  or does it have some meaning i don't get :wtf:

just kidding...
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Post by: Stryke 9 on October 22, 2002, 03:04:26 pm
Dude DOES have hair all over his jacket, which would indicate he's holding SOMETHING furry, if not a mutant rabbit.

Could well be real. For some reason, the concept of an eventual species of rabbit that can jump over a smallish house and take your head off with one bite doesn't disturb me so much as the idea that, barring the failure of monkeys to evolve garishly colored fur and crossbreed with televisions, we won't be able to leave the house without being exposed to an episode of Tellytubbies in 400 years.
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Post by: Shrike on October 22, 2002, 05:05:48 pm
That's a big freaking lop...
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Post by: Knight Templar on October 22, 2002, 05:22:20 pm
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Hmmm - yep, an0n's right - check out the guys sleeve - no pressure from the rabbits forepaw.


as stryke said.. he is either the furriest briton next to Austin Powers.. or its genuine... funny btw. :D
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 22, 2002, 06:58:40 pm
You lot still think it's fake? Jeez, I'll just assume nobody read my post, then. Or they just ignored it. Whatever. You all suck eggs :p


Try this for size - Exploding the big-arsed bunny (http://www.btinternet.com/~e.veitch/video/bunnygoboom.mpg), courtesy of the good folks at rathergood.com (www.rathergood.com)
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Post by: Black_Dragon on October 22, 2002, 07:16:28 pm
Well,  that pictured was sent to me from the poeple of funnypictures.com   but yeah,  you can see the difference between the bunny and the guy.  

And i remember that some channel showed a movie that there were giant bynnies attacking a small town in the outskirts.   But hey,  there are big bunnies,  but not that big.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 22, 2002, 07:22:59 pm
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Originally posted by Black_Dragon
But hey,  there are big bunnies,  but not that big.


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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
We used to have one at the garden centre I worked at



Third time lucky - ENGLISH LOPS ACTUALLY GET THAT BIG. THE ONE WE HAD WHERE I WORKED WASN'T MUCH SMALLER. THE NEXT PERSON TO SAY THEY DON'T GET SO BIG GETS A SMACK.

Thank you.

:)
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Post by: NeoHunter on October 23, 2002, 05:45:48 am
They don't get that big...

*runs away*

:p
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Post by: an0n on October 23, 2002, 09:47:22 am
I once had a hamster the size of a guinea-pig. It lived to be about 8 and eventually died when my sister's rat got into it's tank (which was huge, thus the hamster's growth) and bit it's neck causing it to bleed to death.

But I still think that pic is bull****. A normal rabbit (when moulting) gives off that much hair. And lets not neglect the fact that despite the rabbit's fur being a good 2-3 inches deep, the longest hair on the guys coat is about 1 inch.
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Post by: Stealth on October 23, 2002, 10:23:42 am
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Originally posted by an0n
I once had a hamster the size of a guinea-pig. It lived to be about 8 and eventually died when my sister's rat got into it's tank (which was huge, thus the hamster's growth) and bit it's neck causing it to bleed to death.

But I still think that pic is bull****. A normal rabbit (when moulting) gives off that much hair. And lets not neglect the fact that despite the rabbit's fur being a good 2-3 inches deep, the longest hair on the guys coat is about 1 inch.


it could be very well be real
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Post by: Black Wolf on October 23, 2002, 11:31:51 am
Pic is fake

look under the guys nose - a shadow, the suns' probably almost overhead, a little to the left - but there are no rabbit shadows anywhere, not even those big tall ears. Admittedly, that could be the guys angle, but that, and the difference in focus (which should be the obvious kicker) suggests very strongly to me that the pic is a fake. It's a very good fake, quite possibly shot specifically to be doctored, but it is still a fake.
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Post by: RandomTiger on October 23, 2002, 11:34:58 am
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Originally posted by an0n
I once had a hamster the size of a guinea-pig. It lived to be about 8 and eventually died when my sister's rat got into it's tank (which was huge, thus the hamster's growth) and bit it's neck causing it to bleed to death.


Are you sure it was a hamster? Those things are only meant to live to about 3 and lots go after 1 and a half years.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 23, 2002, 12:24:18 pm
Um yeah - an0n mate, whoever sold you that 'hamster' was telling you porky-pies. Sounds like you had a guinea pig, there (or something else - possibly a mutant hamster?)
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Post by: an0n on October 23, 2002, 01:01:40 pm
I'm certain it was a hamster. We put it in this huge fish-tank we'd had for ages, so it had like 7ft by 3ft to roam around in. And it wasn't any pissy little Russian hamster, it was a long-haired something. I'm not at all surprised it lived as long as it did. When we first bought it, on the way home in the card, it chewed clean through the hard-board box we were using to take it home in, and escaped onto the car floor.

I had a hamster waaay before that, that used to climb along the roof of it's cage, swing, and kick the little door open, then run off around the house. And a little after the other one, I had a hamster that kept escaping (no idea how) and running in behind the gas-fire where it would hide for 3 or 4 days, feeding off the food it had stored in it's pouches. Most times we had to remove about 4 layers of metal-frame and panelling to get in to the chimney and catch the little f*cker. It'd go in cream and come out 3 days later completely black.
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Post by: Stealth on October 23, 2002, 01:08:10 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
I'm certain it was a hamster. We put it in this huge fish-tank we'd had for ages, so it had like 7ft by 3ft to roam around in. And it wasn't any pissy lolol :lol:little Russian hamster, it was a long-haired something. I'm not at all surprised it lived as long as it did. When we first bought it, on the way home in the card, it chewed clean through the hard-board box we were using to take it home in, and escaped onto the car floor.awesome!  i used to buy mice once every two weeks for my snake, and they're in like brown paper bags, and they NEVER chew at all!  they just sit there the whole time.  the whole thing kinda distressed me, that's why i started getting frozen mice, and you have to defrost them.  you have three kinds... the live ones (i used to feed him)... the 'fresh dead' ones... this was the most distressing, because you'd hear the guy at the back get the mice out of the cage, then you'd hear a "Thud" (he holds the mouse by the tail and bashes its head against a wooden table... killing it) and he's bring the mouse out to the cash register with it still bleeding from the head and all... really distressing!  The third kind is the 'humane' way... it's a frozen mouse, but it looks like it's just sleeping.  i don't know how they kill the 'frozen' ones, but they assure me it's humane... lol

I had a hamster waaay before that, that used to climb along the roof of it's cage, swing, and kick the little door open, then run off around the house. why do you always get the fun hamsters, the intelligent ones!And a little after the other one, I had a hamster that kept escaping (no idea how) and running in behind the gas-fire where it would hide for 3 or 4 days, feeding off the food it had stored in it's pouches. Most times we had to remove about 4 layers of metal-frame and panelling to get in to the chimney and catch the little f*cker. It'd go in cream and come out 3 days later completely black.awesome
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Post by: an0n on October 23, 2002, 01:12:36 pm
Oh, yeah, and the cream one took off the tip of my friends finger. It'd just had like 12 baby-hamsters and the next day my friend came round and went to stroke the momma-hamster. In a flash, it turned, jumped about 3 inches and sunk it's teeth into his index finger. He was pouring with blood for about an hour. Sooooo funny.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 23, 2002, 01:35:19 pm
Yah, this is why people shouldn't keep hamsters. Vicious little buggers, they are. Rats all the way! Or degus, if you can get 'em...
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Post by: Galemp on October 23, 2002, 08:42:26 pm
OK, enough about hamsters.

Who in their right mind would want to doctor a photo of a man holding a huge rabbit?
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Post by: Kamikaze on October 24, 2002, 01:00:26 am
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
guinea pig, there


GUINEA PIG GUINEA PIG GUINEA PIG GUINEA PIG GUINEA PIG!!

*Kamikaze has a memory about guinea pigs in pink bikini's, Kamikaze falls in shock*

But really, that's one friggin badass bunny! I want one of those so I can put up a sign "beware of giant bunny" :D (I should post my sketches of complacent bunnies... I just made a new cigar bunny today)
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Post by: Stryke 9 on October 24, 2002, 01:11:14 am
As soon as they develop an atomic-powered rabbit, I'll get interested. Until then, rats are the only truly cool rodenty things.

Guinea pigs are mostly just entertaining because of the way their population goes- I remember having a pair of 'em as a kid. Within two years, I had about 20. Within another year, I had two males, both of which were getting old. And any species that eats its own children is a big plus to me, simply because you know that if they ruled the world, you'd never see any of these stupid family soaps.
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Post by: CP5670 on October 24, 2002, 01:18:33 am
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Who in their right mind would want to doctor a photo of a man holding a huge rabbit?


I think there are enough wackos out there on the internet to account for that... :D
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Post by: Dr.Zer0 on October 24, 2002, 02:17:53 am
*warning, I only read the first post*

Easter bunny?
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Post by: Neon on October 24, 2002, 07:09:38 am
Nope, just a big bunny! :nod: I think it's fake 'cause the guy doensn't shows any signs of effort in holding a bunny that big :wtf: !
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Post by: Stealth on October 24, 2002, 10:22:24 am
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor

Who in their right mind would want to doctor a photo of a man holding a huge rabbit?


someone with a lot of time and no life
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Post by: diamondgeezer on October 24, 2002, 12:58:12 pm
*looks around*
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Post by: NeoHunter on October 25, 2002, 08:34:36 am
Hmm....
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Post by: an0n on October 25, 2002, 09:41:15 am
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Originally posted by Stealth
someone with a lot of time and no life

(http://www.fattonys.com/images/viscbun.jpg)
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Post by: Stealth on October 25, 2002, 10:32:00 am
that's good... you prove my point... you took the time to load a paint program (probably photoshop or paint shop) and then put in the text, then reuploaded it...


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Who in their right mind would want to doctor a photo of a man holding a huge rabbit?

someone with a lot of time and no life


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Who in their right mind would want to doctor a photo of a man holding a huge rabbit?

obviously an0n...
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Post by: an0n on October 25, 2002, 11:55:30 am
*points to the area under Stealth's name*

Yeah. I'm the one with no life.
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Post by: Fineus on October 25, 2002, 12:28:36 pm
Don't make me lock this...
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Post by: Stealth on October 25, 2002, 12:33:48 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
*points to the area under Stealth's name*

Yeah. I'm the one with no life.


what's funny is that i actually have time to work on campaigns, run a server (well, try to run it :D ) and i STILL have time for guitar, piano, hanging out with friends, martial arts, movies, and of course... playing games!

I guess i'm just good!

It's still hilarious that you think i've got no life, but you go and take the time to edit a picture, upload it, etc. hahaha lol :yes: ;:nod:


Back ontopic:  The picture is real... why someone would try to fake that picture i really don't know
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Post by: an0n on October 25, 2002, 12:39:12 pm
People alter pictures because they find the result amusing and believe that others will too.

See. Funny. Haha.
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Post by: Stealth on October 25, 2002, 12:40:53 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
People alter pictures because they find the result amusing and believe that others will too.

See. Funny. Haha.


and what if the end result is not funny... as in this case
:rolleyes:
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Post by: an0n on October 25, 2002, 12:42:10 pm
Then, having failed, they go off to a small, dark room with a high-power rifle and blow their rabbit-luvin brains out.
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Post by: Stealth on October 25, 2002, 12:44:50 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
Then, having failed, they go off to a small, dark room with a high-power rifle and blow their rabbit-luvin brains out.



i see.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on October 25, 2002, 12:46:30 pm
I think there is some kind of demand for this humor, actually. The purported "hilarity" contained in these pics looks cousin to the same sort that one fails to find in stupid list-joke chain emails.
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Post by: Fineus on October 25, 2002, 12:53:52 pm
Perhaps, but there's no demand for spam. Ho hum.