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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Carl on October 29, 2002, 06:21:02 pm

Title: soon Sandwich will be able to eat a sandwich!
Post by: Carl on October 29, 2002, 06:21:02 pm

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=519&e=10&u=/ap/20021029/ap_on_re_us/three_year_sandwich

Title: soon Sandwich will be able to eat a sandwich!
Post by: Galemp on October 29, 2002, 07:29:47 pm

Interesting. A sandwich that can last three years without refridgeration. Talk about your Lunchables...
It says it won'r be ready until 2006, though. I guess they have to wait three years between prototypes to see if it's still edible. :p

Title: soon Sandwich will be able to eat a sandwich!
Post by: CP5670 on October 29, 2002, 08:08:18 pm

"chicken water?" :wtf:

This looks like a good idea though...

Title: soon Sandwich will be able to eat a sandwich!
Post by: Knight Templar on October 29, 2002, 08:13:30 pm

I'm assuming that chicken water is a simplified version of the technical term that could be used to describe H 2 0 with chicken flvouring..    ya know, for our less litterate soldiers out there :)

Title: soon Sandwich will be able to eat a sandwich!
Post by: Goober5000 on October 29, 2002, 08:35:42 pm

Chicken water! :lol:

Title: Re: soon Sandwich will be able to eat a sandwich!
Post by: Sandwich on October 29, 2002, 09:32:15 pm

:wtf:

I've always eaten sandwiches in the army - only we had to have a refridgeration truck follow us around. :p

Title: soon Sandwich will be able to eat a sandwich!
Post by: mikhael on October 29, 2002, 10:36:31 pm

that thing looks nasty--and its pretty foul for your diet. It is, however, excellent trench food. :D

Personally, I'll take MREs and C-Rats any day. :)

Title: soon Sandwich will be able to eat a sandwich!
Post by: Stryke 9 on October 29, 2002, 10:40:47 pm

Or, hell, just bludgeon a rat and roast it over an open fire.

Chicken water... hmmm... well, if you took a chicken, and put it in a hydraulic press, then I imagine you could call the result "Chicken water".

Hey- does that mean that, if you included all the other desiccated stuff that'd be left, but in powder form, you'd have Instant Chicken? Think of the possibilities- you'd just add the chicken water, microwave for two minutes, and you'd have a live chicken again, ready to lay eggs! And when you needed to store it again, you'd just take out your portable hydraulic press, check that no SPCA members were in the area, and repeat!

Or you'd get something really disgusting. Either way.

Title: soon Sandwich will be able to eat a sandwich!
Post by: Stunaep on October 30, 2002, 03:25:59 am

ah, the wonders of modern technology. The high-end scientists of the United States, have succesfully completed their 20-year-research, and have finally completed a sandwich that lasts for 3 years.

There's the real final frontier, sucka. :p

Title: soon Sandwich will be able to eat a sandwich!
Post by: Knight Templar on October 30, 2002, 03:29:15 am

heh and you know that at least 1.3 billion dolla's has been put into all this streneus research..  Hell my mom could make a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich stay good for 5 years.

It's called Tin Foil and Tupperware. :rolleyes: :D

Title: soon Sandwich will be able to eat a sandwich!
Post by: diamondgeezer on October 30, 2002, 03:50:42 am

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Originally posted by Knight Templar
heh and you know that at least 1.3 billion dolla's has been put into all this streneus research...

Well, it wasn't as if the ISS project needed the money now was it?

God bless American stupidity :D

Title: soon Sandwich will be able to eat a sandwich!
Post by: Neon on October 30, 2002, 06:40:41 am

Amen!!! :D

Title: soon Sandwich will be able to eat a sandwich!
Post by: Styxx on October 30, 2002, 06:44:18 am

Hmm... right. :blah: