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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Galemp on November 04, 2002, 12:17:43 pm
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Did the Dinosaurs drink tea, or maybe were wiped out by some sort of tea related catastrophe?
A NiceCupOfTeaAndASitDown (http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com./) special report
Dinosaurs as we all know ruled the earth for about 270 million years, and although we can't be sure and despite there being no evidence it is now believed that they might have enjoyed a nice cup of tea and a sit down.
So what are the flimsy lines of reasoning behind this astounding new theory? Well there are two main reasons. It is now believed that dinosaurs evolved into birds so if birds like tea and sitting down then its a fair bet their ancestors, the dinosaurs, did as well. So look no further than the household budgie or the common garden sparrow both of which spend much of the day sitting or 'pearching' and would probably like tea if they were offered it. As for biscuits well they love them especially digestives. Secondly 270 million years is a long time to go without a cuppa and a sit down. It simply doesn't make sense that they would have gone all that time with out one. Ooo I just thought of another one, it could of helped them get up in the mornings. We all like a cuppa first thing so dinosaurs being that much bigger were bound to.
As for being wiped out at the end of the Cretaceous period this could simply be a matter of tea, the plant that is, not having yet evolved. The dinosaurs were so dismayed at the thought of having to wait several million years for tea to evolve that they all just upped and dropped dead. This was a pity as they could of probably made so sort of wonky tea out of cycads, horsetails and ferns if they had tried. Yes, I know this second theory is at odds with the first one, so one of them must be correct.
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*suggests banning GE to prevent similar posts in future*
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Of course dinos drank tea! Haven't you ever seen Dinotopia? :p
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:wtf: :nervous: :rolleyes:
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weird stuff... :wtf:
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wow
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hey, I never thought of this. of course, this must be why they died.
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uhuh... so, why couldn't they just drink coffee?
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Originally posted by Stunaep
uhuh... so, why couldn't they just drink coffee?
they were britons, ya'know
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Oh no! It's the spamer virus epidemic. Quick! Call the extermiantor.
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Let's see how blank a post I can make...
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nicecupofteaandaditdown.com rocks! anyone seen Mr Stabby? It had me rolling around on the floor.
For humour in a similar vein, visit www.weebl.jolt.co.uk
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lol - That's a bold statement there, an0n! :lol:
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Me thinks you need to go to Warpstorm more often
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I knew it, ALL species evolve a race of britons!!
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Do Whales like pizza?
Certain studies have shwon that whales may like pizza.
A recent 2 billion dollar budgeted study shows that whales may like pizza. This is taken from evidence that dogs seem to enjoy pizza. It is scientific fact that whales are mammals and so are dogs. Scientists have made break through discoveries that the cheese and sauce that is normally included in pizza has properties that may attract whales as well as a plethora of other water based animals.
Scientists say they should have sufficent evidence to prove this theory within the next 20 years.
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This just in!! Ninja's have been discovered to liek pizza as well as whales. This theory is stated as that ninjas are also mammals and therefore they must also enjoy a good helping of pizza. More on the Mammal = Pizza front as news arrives
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Originally posted by an0n
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seconds the motion,
ya know, if we get any more spam posts I'm gona start another Iraq thread
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Ninja's have been discovered to liek pizza as well as whales.
Nope, impossible. Only Darkage liek's pizza. ;)
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Originally posted by an0n
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Originally posted by Bobboau
seconds the motion,
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Aw Sh1t (http://www.poopmoose.com/)
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^ I have a little plastic one of those.