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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: vadar_1 on November 06, 2002, 12:05:31 am
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You have to read the whole thing or it will be ruined, its a ***** to tell, or even type out in this case
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ok so in england, they have these large double-decker buses for transportation, and the buses are so big that they have a conductor at the back that pulls a string to tell the driver that everyone is onboard.
so this one day, this lady is just getting onto the bus, and the conductor pulls the rope, and the bus drives on, running over this lady and killing her, the conductor goes to court and gets the death sentence.
so the chef comes to the conductor and asks him what he wants for his last meal, the conductor is like, id like the largest banana-cream pie you can make!
the chef is insulted, he asks him "you can have anything you want! surely you want something more".
the conductor replies, no, just a banana-cream pie.
so the chef comes back, and gives him the biggest banana-cream pie hes ever seen, the conductor consumes it all, and the next day hes sent to the chair.
the executioner pulls the switch, the lights flicker, then he resets the switch, the man is still in the chair grinning away.
so the man gets another last meal the next day, the chef comes in, asks him what he wants.
the man replies, "id like the biggest, most tasty banana split you can make".
the chef is insulted again, the same argument, but ultimately he goes and makes it, the man eats the whole thing.
the next day hes sent to the chair again, the lights flicker, and hes still sitting there grinning, the executioner is confused.
so the next day he gets another last meal.
the chef comes again, and the man asks for all the bananas he can provide.
the chef argues again, but ultimately brings him all the bananas he can find.
the man eats all the bananas, there are peels everywhere
so hes sent to the chair, the switch is pulled, lights come back on, hes still there grinning.
well its been three times says the governer, it must be an act of god, your free to go;
but one last thing the governer asks, what was with all the bananas? how did you escape the chair?
the man replies, didn't you hear? im a bad conductor!
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sorry, but that was a bit lame... :p (it could have been made into something much better)
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You think this is long? HA! :p You should look at the Nodewars story thread :D.
But the joke was just :wtf:...
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Bananas are dirty mingers. Down with fruit! Yay fried food!
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very fitting title :p
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Podantic nitpick time:
1) Death penalty doesn't exist in the UK
2) When it did exist, nobody was executed by electric chair.
:ha:
:nervous: I'll get my coat...
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3) There's an 'e' in pedantic :p
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"ok so in england... ...the conductor goes to court and gets the death sentence."
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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but bananas do conduct electricity :)
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I'm not laughing.....
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I don't get it. how can a conductor talk?
electrolyte conductors are my favourites. they literally explode...
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Actually, if he's a bad conductor, the electricity should kill him. If he were a really good conductor, it'd pass through him without harming him.
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
3) There's an 'e' in pedantic :p
*SMACK*:ick :lol: