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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ryder P. Moses on November 16, 2002, 10:07:38 pm
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(Crap. Something happened to the title.)
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
So far the only really sensible ones I've gotten are "Bet You Can't Eat Twelve Pounds Of Feces.", "Pure Ass.", "Fill It To The Rim With Stryke" (no thanks, BTW, I'm not into that), and "Because I'm Worth Hepatitis."
I think the last could be part of an all new public-service campaign...
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"A **** A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."
:D
"The Best Part of Waking Up is Darkage in Your Cup."
:wtf:
"You've got questions, we've got Yoda."
;7
[edit] "Puts the Damned in Britain."
:lol: [/edit]
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:wtf:
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"You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Analazon On Your Knife. "
sounds painful.....
"Daddy or Analazon"
no coment...
"Plink, Plink, Analazon... "
:wtf:
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oookay...normally I wouldn't bother posting this...but as is its rather bizzare:
"Don't You Just Love Being In Analazon? "
:eek2: :wtf: :nervous:
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Shrike really satisfies.
Melts In Your Shrike, Not In Your Hand. :wink:
The Fist Bars Are On Me!
You've Got Questions. We've Got Dog. :lol:
Is It Live, Or Is It Mr. T?
Don't Leave Home Without Mr. T. :lol:
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"You Too Can Have A Vyper Like Mine"
;7
"The Good Stunaep Kids Go For" :nervous:
Happiness is a Cigar Called Thunder :wtf:
The Sandwich With The Hole :eek2:
Shivan - The Appetizer!
And All Because The Lady Loves Headz. :lol:
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"A Glass and a Half in Every Sathanas. "
yey!
"Kills All Known Lucifer - Dead. "
I'm not sure what this means.
"Tell Them About The Bosch Beer, Mummy. "
yes, please do.
"The Non-Sticky Sticky Bosch Beer. "
"I'm Only Here For The Space Crack."
which is so true.
"The Good Space Crack Kids Go For."
mmkay
"Only Space Crack Has The Answer. "
"Ho Ho Ho, Green Freespace 2. "
"Because I'm Worth Freespace 2. "
"Volition - The Appetizer! "
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"This is the age of the Ten of Twelve"
"Because So Much Is Riding On Your Ten Of Twelve."
"Ten Of Twelve Really Satisfies."
"The Future's Bright. The Future's Ten Of Twelve."
:D
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Something Special In The Dick-Cheese.
A Finger of Dick-Cheese is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
Makes Exceedingly Good Rectal Hair.
Which Twin has the Feotuses?
Try Feotuses, You'll Like It.
Ho Ho Ho, Green Used Condoms.
Top Breeders Recommend Used Condoms.
Little. Yellow. Different. Used Condoms.
And All Because The Lady Loves The Popes Testicles.
The Real Smell of The Popes Testicles.
Wow. I'm.............mildly confused.
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Hehe:
Unknown_target Is Good For You.
Try Unknown_target, You'll Like It. <--;7
or:
Ding-Dong! Crap Calling!
Ask the Man From the Crap.
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Crap.
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-That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Stryke. :wtf:
-Got Setekh?
-Sweet as the Moment When the Thunder Went "Pop"
-The Lighter Way To Enjoy Gays. :wtf:
-Because I'm Worth George W. Bush. (oh c'mon, you can't possibly be worth THAT little...)
-Spreads Straight from the George W. Bush. :shaking:
-We'll Leave The George W. Bush On For You. :shaking:
-Kills All Known George W. Bush - Dead. :yes: :yes: :yes:
-There's Always Room For Shivans. :nod:
-Shake the Bottle, Wake the Shivans.
-Mmmmmmmmmm-Shivans. :yes:
-Please Don't Squeeze The Vasudans.
-Vasudans. It's What's For Dinner. ;7
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Don't Be Vague. Ask for A Shag.
A Shag - The Best A Man Can Get.
Kids Will Do Anything For A Shag.
Say It With A Shag.
The Real Smell of A Shag.
Have You Forgotten How Good A Shag Tastes?
:lol:
I have a new hobby
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-You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with whales.
-A Shivan Is Forever.
-Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Shivans.
-Smart. Beautiful. Shivans.
-I Liked The Crap So Much, I Bought The Company!
-Refreshes the Crap Other Beers Cannot Reach.
-It's Not TV. It's HLP.
-The Best Part of Waking Up is Plutonium in Your Cup.
-Kids Will Do Anything For Idiot.
-It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Nazi.
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It's How Diamond Geezer Is Done.
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Uh... you realize that the only reason RPM used my name is because 'e's me, changing my handle? I think the whole using-someone-else's-name thing is gonna end in flames...
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Solutions For a Small Thrust
:lol:
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Theft - The Best A Man Can Get
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Biting the hand that feeds ****
Is it live, or is it ****?
I feel like **** tonight
Have you forgotten how good **** tastes?
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's ****.
Have a Break. Have a ****.
You've Got Questions. We've Got ****.
Did somebody say ****?
Wow.. it works in so many ways...
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Think Pirates.
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Pirates.
Bet You Can't Eat Pirates.
Reach for the Crack.
Good Crack Has Danish Written All Over It.
Hermaphrodite Born and Bred.
I'm Only Here For The Hermaphrodite.
Watch Out, There's a Hermaphrodite About.
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Your Mom.
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Your Mom. :lol:
Wouldn't You Rather Be Your Mom?
The Real Smell of White Trash.
Kills All Known White Trash - Dead.
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The lighter way to enjoy embolism.
All you add is flaming sheep.
Kids will do anything for rocket science.
Lipsmackin' thirstquenchin' acetastin' motivatin' goodbuzzin' cooltalkin' highwalkin' fastlivin' evergivin' coolfissin' oompa loompas.
I don't know what's more deranged the results or my chosen words. :wtf:
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Originally posted by 01010
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Your Mom.
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Your Mom. :lol:
:wtf: :wtf: :lol: :lol:
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If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Headz.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her An Orgasm.
Shivan, Take Me Away
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Builds bonnie Sesquipedalian.
If You Want to Get Ahead, Get a Function.
Conspiracy Theory is our Middle Name.
*And then I found a good one...*
An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Works Wonders.
The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile of Confidence.
Melts In Your Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, Not In Your Hand.
Turn Loose the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.
The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Of a New Generation.
A Finger of Intercontinental Ballistic Missile is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
This Is Not Your Father's Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.
If You Like A Lot Of Intercontinental Ballistic Missile On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.
The Curiously Strong Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.
Your Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, Right Away.
Cleans Right Round The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.
Any Time, Any Place, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.
Aaahh, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile!
Happiness is a Cigar Called Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.
My Goodness, My Intercontinental Ballistic Missile!
Where's The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile?
*And my personal favorites:*[/u]
You Deserve An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Today.
Make It An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Night.
The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Of Paradise.
Sweet as the Moment When the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Went "Pop"
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weird stuff... :wtf: :D
Aaahh, Nothing!
Loves the Elliptic Integrals you hate.
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Nothing.
I Can't Believe It's Not Nothing.
Bet You Can't Eat Me.
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Myself.
Snap! Crackle! Hypergeometric Function!
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Product Logarithms.
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"I saw genital warts and I thought of you"
"Don't leave home without Osama Bin Laden"
"Obey your Democrat"
"Why can't everything orange be 1337?"
"Naughty, but 1337"
"I want my head"
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Rofl!
Make Someone Happy with a Gortef. :p
Gortef-Lickin' Good. whatta!
Ding-Dong! Gortef Calling! :lol:
The Real Smell of Banana.
Moving at the Speed of Ferrari. ;7
Turbo, Take Me Away. :lol:
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Reach for the Dead Prostitute.
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Check em out. Here are some for HLP:
- Don't Say Brown, Say "Hlp What's this one about?
- I Was a Hlp Weakling. :wtf: :wtf:
- Nothing Comes Between Me And My Hlp. :wtf:?
Anyone made a slogan for his nick? I have ;)
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Here's one for the Shivans:
- That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Shivans.
Few for HLP Admins
- Don't You Just Love Being In Hlp Admins? :sigh:
- Let's Face The Music and Hlp Admins. *Runs*
- Don't Forget The Hlp Admins, Mum. :lol:
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(god I love that thing)
Spam Prevents That Sinking Feeling (and what would that be)
Full Of Eastern Spam (is there a difference)
Kids Will Do Anything For Spam (sometimes so true)
Don't Leave Home Without Spam (kids, remember this)
Little. Yellow. Different. Spam. (and now in color too)
Try Spam, You'll Like It. (sure we do)
ok enough of that spam
Daddy or Moderator? :lol:
Plink, Plink, Moderator...
Look, Ma, No Moderator! :nervous:
Make Someone Happy with a Moderator. :D
Let Your Vasudan Do The Walking. :lol:
Vasudan Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass. :ha:
A Vasudan Works Wonders.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
"Please, don't squeeze Pera"