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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ulundel on November 26, 2002, 10:19:02 am
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The hottest woman on the planet is here. And I can see her 24 hours, errr...6 hours a day.
(http://img3.uno.ee/img/cyberdate/largeuserpics/14268.jpg)
(http://img3.uno.ee/img/cyberdate/largeuserpics/14268-2.jpg)
(http://img3.uno.ee/img/cyberdate/largeuserpics/14268-3.jpg)
And she's Scorpius. I'm too...
:D :D :D
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And would that be someone we know? :p
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some cyberdate chick...
so what happened to natalie portman? isn't she the hottest girl? :)
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screw Natalie!!! :D
Besides I can't see NP sitting behind me every day...
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
And she's Scorpius. I'm too...
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/farscape/gallery/images/340/scorpius_s2.jpg)
Wow, never woulda guessed!
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Too skinny and bottle blonde. Chicks like that a dime a dozen.
Now if she was wearing a Scorpius outfit... ;)
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Those are just pictures. But in RL and very close...
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meh..
Laetitia 0wns her anyday. ;7
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Give me her phone number and I'll make you an admin.
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Originally posted by Shrike
Give me her phone number and I'll make you an admin.
;7 :p
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Originally posted by Shrike
Give me her phone number and I'll make you an admin.
+44 891 505050
*runs*
And on an unrelated note, even I've been out with better looking girls than her and I make a troll-doll look attractive.
EDIT: Errr. That's not to say she's not attractive. Just that she's not the hottest woman on the planet............ *runs again*
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You know her too?
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Originally posted by Shrike
You know her too?
:wtf:
Are you feigning ignorance or are you really just that gullible?
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Hey, there are people on this board that know each other in real life. One never knows.
That being said, I didn't figure it was a very high likelyhood.... shame, I guess that means you don't get that admin spot. :drevil:
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
screw Natalie!!! :D
well... I wouldn't say no if the opportunity came up...
and... well, that girl isn't bad looking... it's just that... I live in Sweden... I see better every day...
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She's probably a little young for me.... I have some morals. Besides, if they're closer to my age, they've got more experience. ;7
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Hey, there are people on this board that know each other in real life. One never knows.
:confused: :wtf:
I don't think you get what he was saying.. unless I'm that lost.
hehe morals.
besides, natalie isn't that hot if you are over 12...
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Originally posted by Shrike
I didn't figure it was a very high likelyhood.... shame, I guess that means you don't get that admin spot. :drevil:
Meh.
*goes to find protect0r*
Anyway: 505050? No-one has a cool phone-number like that ('cept me, Mwuahaha). And 0891 is UK premium. That particular number is for a sex-chat type thingy called Friends.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
besides, natalie isn't that hot if you are over 12...
err... yes she is.
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Originally posted by an0n
Anyway: 505050? No-one has a cool phone-number like that ('cept me, Mwuahaha). And 0891 is UK premium. That particular number is for a sex-chat type thingy called Friends.
Um... you expect me to know that? You could drop the entire UK into the prairies and no-one would be the wiser. I'm half a world away from your teeny island. :p
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
besides, natalie isn't that hot if you are over 12...
Um, how old is she? And how old are you?
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Originally posted by Shrike
Um, how old is she? And how old are you?
She: 18 (?)
Me: 18±2
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Originally posted by an0n
She: 18 (?)
Me: 18±2
Ahh, 18's ok. I'd do 18.
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Originally posted by Shrike
Ahh, 18's ok. I'd do 18.
Shrike, I don't feel like that about you.
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Originally posted by an0n
Shrike, I don't feel like that about you.
Meh, you're not pretty enough.
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She's 15.
05090195
Now give me my admin powers...
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Originally posted by Shrike
Meh, you're not pretty enough.
*slits his wrists*
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
She's 15.
05090195
Now give me my admin powers...
I'm willing to stoop that low. ;7
:nervous:
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
screw Natalie!!! :D
Besides I can't see NP sitting behind me every day...
Behind you and to the right to be exact. :D
She's smart too. A nice person, if you happen to have your maths homerwrk undone
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
She's 15.
05090195
Now give me my admin powers...
Bah, 15 is too young. No admin powers for you.
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DRAT! Here goes my chance...
Welll...I'm an interviewer...please...five minues...one minute?
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To do what, interview her?
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Originally posted by Shrike
Bah, 15 is too young. No admin powers for you.
*makes a mental note to take his camera and mobile phone to college tomorrow*
Lots of 'Above the age of consent' girlies and their numbers. Then again, they might not like me giving out their number and pictures over the internet. Meh, **** it.
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Originally posted by Shrike
To do what, interview her?
Yeah. "Interview" her.
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bah, forget it...
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Originally posted by an0n
*makes a mental note to take his camera and mobile phone to college tomorrow*
Lots of 'Above the age of consent' girlies and their numbers. Then again, they might not like me giving out their number and pictures over the internet. Meh, **** it.
You do realize that I'll be on your little island next year.....
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Originally posted by an0n
Yeah. "Interview" her.
Oooh, I've already done that...
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
Oooh, I've already done that...
An oral interview?
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Originally posted by Shrike
An oral interview?
that too...
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Originally posted by Shrike
An oral interview?
;7
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Originally posted by Shrike
You do realize that I'll be on your little island next year.....
Not if Iraq.......err...........*mustn't mention anything political and risk the demise of the thread*
OOOOHH!!! New idea! The Hottest Girl-Next-Door thread!!!!
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
that too...
Didn't anyone ever tell you that 15 is too young?
Well, if they did, they're lying!
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Originally posted by Shrike
Didn't anyone ever tell you that 15 is too young?
Umm... I guess someone mentioned something like that... A long time ago... Uhhh...
:nervous:
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Originally posted by Shrike
Didn't anyone ever tell you that 15 is too young?
Well, if they, they're lying!
Yes they are
The age limit here is 14 so...
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OOOOHH!!! New idea! The Hottest Girl-Next-Door thread!!!!
err.. the closest girl to my age next door is at least 165 pounds..
Didn't anyone ever tell you that 15 is too young?
Well, if they, they're lying!
Morals or statiatory rape?
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
Now give me my admin powers...
I'd order that with extra fries, please!
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
The age limit here is 14 so...
Age limit? What kind of retarded rule is that? If you throw her in the water and she goes "splash!" it's good to go.
:D ;)
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Morals or statiatory rape?
Considering I had friends who did guys twice their age, probably stat.
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Originally posted by Shrike
Didn't anyone ever tell you that 15 is too young?
Well, if they did, they're lying!
Not in here, mister! Everyone over 13 is legal. Score 1 for Estonia. ;7
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Not in here, mister! Everyone over 13 is legal. Score 1 for Estonia. ;7
Damn, 13 is creepyyoung. :p
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Originally posted by Shrike
Damn, 13 is creepyyoung. :p
Well, that also depends on how old you are...
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Originally posted by Shrike
Damn, 13 is creepyyoung. :p
yub, yub, yub
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why am I getting a word association feeling here? :D
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Originally posted by Styxx
Well, that also depends on how old you are...
When you're 22....... I don't get how guys can do that, unless they're really, really, really hard up.
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hey, if 40 year old men can do it with 8 year old boys....
*shivers*
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No actual age restriction here... But ofcourse both parties have to be willing and use protection. :p
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Originally posted by Stunaep
hey, if 40 year old men can do it with 8 year old boys....
*shivers*
OUT! OUT! GO AWAY NOW!!! SOMEONE BAN HIM QUICKLY!
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Originally posted by Stunaep
hey, if 40 year old men can do it with 8 year old boys....
*shivers*
Let us never discuss that topic again.
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there. I killed the topic. Congratulate me.
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Originally posted by Tiara
No actual age restriction here... But ofcourse both parties have to be willing and use protection. :p
Irrelevant :D
that was a joke
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No! Back to the girls. Because girls are good, and there's no girls in the lab right now. :p
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Originally posted by Tiara
No actual age restriction here... But ofcourse both parties have to be willing and use protection. :p
ah, you're from Holland. Things are different over there.
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Originally posted by Shrike
Let us never discuss that topic again.
Ditto that. :p
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*Shivers*
*think of hot goth girls*
*goes to happy place*
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Originally posted by Shrike
No! Back to the girls. Because girls are good, and there's no girls in the lab right now. :p
Lat's make a deal. I'll give you a girl and you'll give me admin powers.
Deal?
:nervous:
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bah, no school until tomorrow. I'll just sit here and drool at the pics Teno' posted until I go to school and spit on her miniskirt.
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
Lat's make a deal. I'll give you a girl and you'll give me admin powers.
Deal?
:nervous:
Ok, but it's COD.
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Originally posted by Shrike
*Shivers*
*think of hot goth girls*
*goes to happy place*
Hey, you're reopening the Dimension again? :D ;7
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Originally posted by Styxx
Hey, you're reopening the Dimension again? :D ;7
I should at that.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
bah, no school until tomorrow. I'll just sit here and drool at the pics Teno' posted until I go to school and spit on her miniskirt.
He ment look under...
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I'll give you three for admin powers.
Make that three girls in latex.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Make that three girls in latex.
Don't get me sick...
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Originally posted by Stunaep
I'll give you three for admin powers.
Make that three girls in latex.
Like I said, payment on delivery.
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Originally posted by Shrike
I should at that.
We'll just need a bar.
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
He ment look under...
bah, I have my girlfriend for that.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
I'll give you three for admin powers.
Make that three girls in latex.
Standard latext suits or painted with liquid latex? ;7
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Originally posted by Styxx
We'll just need a bar.
Easy.
*Makes bar*
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
Don't get me sick...
hey, if that get's me admin powers...
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Originally posted by Stunaep
bah, I have my girlfriend for that.
yes, we all do :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
Don't get me sick...
Aw, come on. Latex/vinyl clothes are the ****. So glossy and form fitting....
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Originally posted by Shrike
Easy.
*Makes bar*
Ah, the good old bar.
I hope it's better tamed this time... :nervous:
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Tamed? Um.....
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Originally posted by Shrike
Aw, come on. Latex/vinyl clothes are the ****. So glossy and form fitting....
*memories* :nervous:
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Are you guys spamming 2 threads at once?
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Originally posted by an0n
Are you guys spamming 2 threads at once?
Yes indeed, captain obvious!
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Originally posted by Shrike
Tamed? Um.....
Erm... The last one tried to run away... Or something. :p
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Shrike, since you're here could you do us a favour and add the interview avatar...please? *makes cute puppy face*
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Originally posted by Shrike
Yes indeed, captain obvious!
:lol:
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
Shrike, since you're here could you do us a favour and add the interview avatar...please? *makes cute puppy face*
Um.... ask Thunder. :D
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Shrike, since you're here could you do us a favour and add the interview avatar...please? *makes cute puppy face*
DO NOT SPAM IN THE SPAM THREAD!!! EVIL!!!
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
Shrike, since you're here could you do us a favour and add the interview avatar...please? *makes cute puppy face*
We're busy now, can't you notice it? :ick:
:D
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and that's how ToT got boinked.
Maybe not the best word for the case.
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Originally posted by Shrike
Um.... ask Thunder. :D
now it's getting freaky. we need this to be done. Now are you an admin or not... :D
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Originally posted by Stunaep
and that's how ToT got boinked.
Maybe not the best word for the case.
Errrr.............. yeah. What you said. :nod:
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Originally posted by Styxx
We're busy now, can't you notice it? :ick:
:D
All I see is.......is.........****! I'm blind! Friggin B13r!!
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
now it's getting freaky. we need this to be done. Now are you an admin or not... :D
He's undead, he can do it. I'm too busy having fun. :D
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
now it's getting freaky. we need this to be done. Now are you an admin or not... :D
BUSY!!
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Originally posted by Styxx
BUSY!!
ya, ya, ya. busy spamming
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
ya, ya, ya. busy spamming
Of course. We're generating content.
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Originally posted by Shrike
When you're 22....... I don't get how guys can do that, unless they're really, really, really hard up.
But then, that's what you've got hands for.
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I demand admin powers NOW!
:nervous:
*runs*
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Originally posted by Shrike
Of course. We're generating content.
Hmm... Content.
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
I demand admin powers NOW!
:nervous:
*runs*
Quiet boy! Sit!
:D
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And then we can sell it and make money!
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Sit? Like those poodles?
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Originally posted by Styxx
Quiet boy! Sit!
:D
urrrrrrrrr...BARK...BARK....BARK-BARK
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Originally posted by Shrike
And then we can sell it and make money!
Hmm... Money.
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Originally posted by Styxx
Hmm... Money.
Hey guys, watch this..
Styxx..... look, commies!
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Shrike those air-mail chicks just arrived
*pulls out thieving gloves*
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*looks*
Don't see them.
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Originally posted by Shrike
Hey guys, watch this..
Styxx..... look, commies!
Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!
* pulls out .50cal machine gun and starts firing randomly *
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ah, must have accidentaly mailed them to the eskimos in the north pole that haven't had a woman for 12 years.
Come to think of it, I kinda like those girls. The shame.
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*actually reads someone elses post for once and takes notices of the interesting content*
So is that girl Scorpius as in the Scorpius who's registered here and infrequently visits?
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So is that girl Scorpius as in the Scorpius who's registered here and infrequently visits?
no. Can we get back to spamming now?
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So, who is she?
I only read the one post and now I'm confused.
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She is a girl, who goes to the same school as I and ToT. Infact, she sits two tables under... i meant after us. She is cute, intelligent, uber-sexy and overally perfect.
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Ah. Right. This is what threw me.
Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
And she's Scorpius.
[side-note]Lucky mofo[/side-note]
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I take it she's doing Art or Media or some ****. And if not, how the hell did you get such photo's of this young temptress?
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and
so am I
didn't give you any second thoughts?
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
I'm too...:D :D :D
You mean that?
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BTW, I am the only one getting the creeps, by seeing that half the active list is looking at this thread?
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Originally posted by Stunaep
BTW, I am the only one getting the creeps, by seeing that half the active list is looking at this thread?
They were probably watching the frenzy and left without logging out.
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Originally posted by an0n
You mean that?
I'm lazy. Sue me.
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Well, we all came over via Limo after Chez Shrike was closed. :D
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Originally posted by Stunaep
I'm lazy. Sue me.
Later. But I think he meant that he was too happy. IE "I am so......[happy][happy][happy]"
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Originally posted by an0n
I take it she's doing Art or Media or some ****. And if not, how the hell did you get such photo's of this young temptress?
she is doing some artistic stuff, AFAIK, but as far as I know, those are limited to drawing pretty pictures.
ToT got them from a cyberdate thingy stuff.
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I wonder why we don't have a chat room set up...
EDIT: That's right, then we wouldn't get to increase our post-counts. (http://members.aol.com/lowark/FS2/Smilies/headz.gif)
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
I wonder why we don't have a chat room set up...
Because then people wouldn't be able to laugh at the wierdness 6 hours later.
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so, an0n, i take it you dig her?
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Originally posted by an0n
Because then people wouldn't be able to laugh at the wierdness 6 hours later.
That too. :D
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Originally posted by Stunaep
so, an0n, i take it you dig her?
'Dig'? That's some wierd slang you're using.
Uh....*goes all shy*......m...maybe.
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Originally posted by an0n
Because then people wouldn't be able to laugh at the wierdness 6 hours later.
no ****, I still like reading Road Trip.
Uh....*goes all shy*......m...maybe.
relocate to Estonia.
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Watch your step, guys. I thought I saw the Hammer of 0wnage lurking around here...
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Originally posted by Stunaep
relocate to Estonia.
Will do.
*hides in a small crate next-to one labelled "Contents: S&M Girlies, To: Shrike"*
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Originally posted by Stunaep
AFAIK, but as far as I know,
AFAIK = As far as I know... got grammar?
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She's just...perfect in any way. Period.
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
Watch your step, guys. I thought I saw the Hammer of 0wnage lurking around here...
Methinks that was Styxx or Thunder doing a one-off *****-slap.
Gahh! Friggin flood protection.
[side-note]While smoking is both big and hard, stubbing out the cigarettes on your arm is neither.[/side-note]
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Originally posted by an0n
Will do.
*hides in a small crate next-to one labelled "Contents: S&M Girlies, To: Shrike"*
...which is labeled "Contents: S&M An0n, To: Shrike"
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Not me, I'm to busy watching LOTR...
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oh yes, ToT, you forgot this:
(http://img3.uno.ee/img/cyberdate/largeuserpics/14268-1.jpg)
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Originally posted by Stunaep
ToT got them from a cyberdate thingy stuff.
No, it was YOU who found them. i just posted the here. Isn't she a doll. I'd like to...never mind
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
...which is labeled "Contents: S&M An0n, To: Shrike"
You won't be laughing when I can ban your ass.
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No, it was YOU who found them
well, whatever.
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YESSSSSSS!
Just got an e-mail from ETV. I'll be an admin soon!!! not here of course
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Originally posted by Thunder
Not me, I'm to busy watching LOTR...
thank god for 3-hour-movies.
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Firstly: WTF is ETV
Secondly: Why is she Scorpius?
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When Anon becomes an admin, that's when I'm taking my business elsewhere.
*remembers what he did in France* :nervous:
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I think he meant, she is Scorpion. As in the zodiac.
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
*remembers what he did in France* :nervous:
I've already told you; I am NOT Hitler.
Or are you refering to something involving you and French toilets?
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I was referring to the incident on the school trip with the knife.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
I think he meant, she is Scorpion. As in the zodiac.
Uh, then he, and you, mean Scorpio.
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
I was referring to the incident on the school trip with the knife.
Ah, the black-man..........Is that politically incorrect? Coz if it is, I'm going to be mightily annoyed at all those liberals. I mean, they recognise that homelessness causes crime, but will they lock-up the homeless? No! Stupid.
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I'm hungry. Anybody up for some pizza?
EDIT: I don't think you mentioned he was black. I just remember being terrified of you.
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Meh. I'm in a sandwich mood.
*flies to Estonia with a female friend and a map to the hot girls house*
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Evidence of An0n's mental instability:
I was on this trip to France with my school and me and my pals were walking along the street. He was standing on his little box outside the church shouting about repenting and **** (in English for some strange reason, although the town was mostly a haven for holiday makers), then he saw me and some of my obviously un-religious friends and pointed us out. I was slightly less intoxicated than my friends and happened to be carrying a very large, very sharp knife. So I pushed him off his box and against a wall, whipped out my knife and held it infront of his face then said something......I'm not actually sure what, but whatever it was, he seemed to take offence and started ranting. The rest of the evening is somewhat of a blur althought I do seem to remember a cat being involved somewhere along the way.
Gotta love school trips.
*makes an0n a tuna sanwich*
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Aw, no, that's the preacher dude. There was an incident with a black-man too.
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Another incident? :nervous: Are you sure you're not Hitler?
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Nah, I'm more of a beard and center-parting guy. Maybe Stalin?
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Originally posted by an0n
*flies to Estonia with a female friend and a map to the hot girls house*
oh well, there goes the republic. ;)
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Originally posted by an0n
Nah, I'm more of a beard and center-parting guy. Maybe Stalin?
Make that Lenin, and I'm having the borders closed.
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Could be...
I just realized, I've spammed more in the past half-hour than I have in the past year. Wow.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
oh well, there goes the republic. ;)
*wipes his mouth*
Republic!?!?! :mad2:
*pulls his pants back on and rushes off to the nearest phone to call in his propaganda men and 'peace-keeping troops'*
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*is aghast at the imagery* :shaking:
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*pulls his pants back on and rushes off to the nearest phone to call in his propaganda men and 'peace-keeping troops'*
Better call the president. Time to send out our AIR-FORCE (two IL-2 Sturmoviks and an unarmed helicopter. Plus a dog)
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.........Why? Two hot girls having sex. Granted, I could spoil the picture, but with a little mental PhotoShop'ing, it could be your face on that muscley, manly, erotic body.
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*leaves the thread never to return*
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
*leaves the thread never to return*
Ye.....wait a minute. You're not Estonian. Dammit. I need the Estonians to leave so I can annex their resource depleted, poorly armed, worthless little country for it's multitude of hot women.
.....err......No offence.
*wonders if the troops will be too distracted to fight*
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
*leaves the thread never to return*
just look at the pics and the phone number again. I'm sure we can work something out.
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Wait a minute. Why the hell does it matter if she's a Scorpio?
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By the way, Ten, where DID you get her phone number?
Ye.....wait a minute. You're not Estonian. Dammit. I need the Estonians to leave so I can annex their resource depleted, poorly armed, worthless little country for it's multitude of hot women.
bah, you can just buy all our land, by merely saying that if we don't sell it, we'll never get to NATO. No force required. You'll lose about 3.45$ though
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Originally posted by an0n
Wait a minute. Why the hell does it matter if she's a Scorpio?
because so is ToT, and he thinks it somehow matters.
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Originally posted by mikhael
Now if she was wearing a Scorpius outfit... ;)
Careful what you wish for...
(http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Nov/200211262501914244620653.jpg)
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Originally posted by Stunaep
By the way, Ten, where DID you get her phone number?
The dark horse.......
Anyway, back to the matters at hand: Why does it matter if she's a Scorpio and why is a 15 year old advertising her supple young self on the internet? And more importantly, why are you two posting stuff about her on the internet?
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
Careful what you wish for...
You have waaaay too much time on your hands. I'm both sickened and arroused.
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Anyway, back to the matters at hand: Why does it matter if she's a Scorpio and why is a 15 year old advertising her supple young self on the internet? And more importantly, why are you two posting stuff about her on the internet?
mmm.... this is a tough one.
why not?
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Originally posted by an0n
You have waaaay too much time on your hands. I'm both sickened and arroused.
I bet you felt the same way whilst watching A Clockwork Orange.
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She does know. Doesn't she?
And why is she posting **** on a paed...er...cyber-date site/thingy/whatsit?
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
I bet you felt the same way whilst watching A Clockwork Orange.
My name is an0n and I have a problem. I get hard whilst listening to Beethoven.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
mmm.... this is a tough one.
why not?
now I'm tired of this too. get yourself a job
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You know, I can never watch Singing in the Rain again...
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Originally posted by an0n
And why is she posting **** on a paed...er...cyber-date site/thingy/whatsit?
uh... don't they do it in your country? I've seen 10-year-olds do that.
*waits for a question about what I was doing on a cyber-date site*
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Can someone please tell me a few things:
[list=1]- Why she's posting on a cyber-date thingy
- Why the **** the AOC in Estonia is 14
- Why you two are posting her phone-number on a forum populated by English and American citizens
- Why the hell she hasn't been co-ersed into signing up here
- Why GE gets erect watching a man dancing in precipitation
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:lol: I feel so dirty...
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Originally posted by an0n
Can someone please tell me a few things:
[list=1]- Why she's posting on a cyber-date thingy
- Why the **** the AOC in Estonia is 14
- Why you two are posting her phone-number on a forum populated by English and American citizens
- Why the hell she hasn't been co-ersed into signing up here
- Why GE gets erect watching a man dancing in precipitation
1. To get a date, obviously.
2. what's an AOC?
3. Teno' posted her phone number. I don't even know where he got it. I'm not even sure it's her phone number. If it is, I urge him to edit it.
4. She no like Freespace. A shame
5. I don't know, and I don't want to know.
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Originally posted by an0n
5. Why GE gets erect watching a man dancing in precipitation
:lol: :lol:
Must... Stop... Laughing...
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I also think it is top time to close this thread, before An0ns Liberation Army arrives at my house.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
1. To get a date, obviously.
2. No age limit
3. Teno' posted her phone number. I don't even know where he got it. I'm not even sure it's her phone number. If it is, I urge him to edit it.
4. She no like Freespace. A shame
5. I don't know, and I don't want to know.
[list=1]- If she has problems/trouble getting a date, I really am going to invade Estonia
- ......................Woohoo!......err........I mean.....err....
- Tell her. She'll hurt him.
- So? HLP is as much a spam-fest as it is Freespace, at least at the moment anyway.
- He has issues.
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*must preserve these two threads for posterity*
At least it's confined...
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
*must preserve these two threads for posterity*
At least it's confined...
Yeah, they get really annoyed if it spreads into 50 threads.........*hides his zombie mask*
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I'd still like clarification on the AOC bit. I'm quite sure that whatever it is, it has no age limit, but I can't be sure.
Tell her. She'll hurt him.
*bows*
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Originally posted by an0n
Yeah, they get really annoyed if it spreads into 50 threads.........*hides his zombie mask*
* taps The Hammer™ *
:D
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Age of Consent. Where you can knock somebody up and not get arrested. Usually.
*places shoe on F5 key, much like he did with Silent Threat*
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
Age of Consent. Where you can knock somebody up and not get arrested. Usually.
oh, that's 13.
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
Age of Consent. Where you can knock somebody up and not get arrested. Usually.
Errr. Have sex. Knocking up is getting pregnant.
Oddly enough, you can get married, have sex and have children at 16 in the UK (and parts of the US), but you can't watch porn or drink at your wedding.......err.....Watch porn anytime that is, not at your wedding.
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i leave for two hours and i come back to 8 pages of replies...
it's incredible, this has GOT to be a record... seriously! :)
anyways, where i live it's illegal for me to date her probably
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Originally posted by an0n
Errr. Have sex. Knocking up is getting pregnant.
Oddly enough, you can get married, have sex and have children at 16 in the UK (and parts of the US), but you can't watch porn or drink at your wedding.......err.....Watch porn anytime that is, not at your wedding.
Quick overview of our laws:
AOC: 13
Marital age (with parents agreement): none
Marital age (w/o parents agreement): 18
Legal Drinking age: 18
Legal Smoking age: 18
Legal Gambling age: 21
Legal Voting age: 21
Legal pr0n age: 21
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Hey, it's Stealth! Welcome to the party. *hands him a Fuzzy Navel* Be sure to look around Chez Shrike; it's closed for the night but it's still fun to see.
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KT will be here any minute to start spamming...
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Originally posted by Stealth
i leave for two hours and i come back to 8 pages of replies...
it's incredible, this has GOT to be a record... seriously! :)
anyways, where i live it's illegal for me to date her probably
nah, the record belongs to Road Trip.
Which doesn't differ from this thread all that much.
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this is crazy :) there's like an average of 4 replies every minute. awesome ;) we haven't seen this much activity since. well. i forget
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
Hey, it's Stealth! Welcome to the party. *hands him a Fuzzy Navel* Be sure to look around Chez Shrike; it's closed for the night but it's still fun to see.
strange, isn't it. Considering it's supposed to be 24/7 nightclub
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You know, I never read Road Trip. Too disjointed. *sips bluberry daquiri, waits for KT*
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i'm off to play a few games... i know when i come back either the thread will be closed (inevitably ;) ) or there'll be 24 pages.
peace out for now
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Have fun!
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Stealth: Use 50 per page, God dammit.
Stu: Cool. you can get married to your uncle as an embryo, have sex at your barmitzvah (**** the spelling), toast your first child's 4th-5th birthday, drink and gamble at it's 7th-8th and then have it consumate it's 12th year of marriage to your cousin 5-6 years later.
They is some wierd-ass laws.
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oh and GE, we need to talk... be sure to check out the FSPORT forum every now and then ;)
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Originally posted by an0n
Stealth: Use 50 per page, God dammit.
good idea... i'vei always gone for "forum default" ;)
*goes to change it*
*goes to start WC3*
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That was easy.
Stealth: Give me all your usernames and passwords for everything/everywhere you're signed up for/at.
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No problem. I'm always on ICQ, anyway. We (me, you, KT, and Sesq) need to discuss Release 2.
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*goes to check his potatoes*
*will be back momentarily*
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I love potatoes, every way except mashed. Baked, boiled, fried, battered, grilled, whatever, I love them. But I cannot stand mashed potatoes! Is that weird or what?
*sits back down*
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So does this girl speak English? If so, get her ass on HLP.
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how the heck did this get so large? :p :wtf:
Quick overview of our laws:
AOC: 13
Marital age (with parents agreement): none
Marital age (w/o parents agreement): 18
Legal Drinking age: 18
Legal Smoking age: 18
Legal Gambling age: 21
Legal Voting age: 21
Legal pr0n age: 21
Alright, this makes no sense whatsoever; this is what things should be like:
AOC: 200
Marital age (with parents agreement): 200
Marital age (w/o parents agreement): 200
Legal Drinking age: 200
Legal Smoking age: 200
Legal Gambling age: 200
Legal Voting age: 200
Legal pr0n age: 200
Or this; it wouldn't make any difference.
AOC: 0
Marital age (with parents agreement): 0
Marital age (w/o parents agreement): 0
Legal Drinking age: 0
Legal Smoking age: 0
Legal Gambling age: 0
Legal Voting age: 0
Legal pr0n age: 0
But the current rules in any country out there are dumb as hell. :p
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The idea is to stop exploitation of children.
OH CRAP. Class. OK, I gotta go guys... it was fun. Don't lock it until I get back! ;)
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Instead, you get exploitation of adults; yay... :p :D
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*goes to check his potatoes*
On three people.
1.
2.
3.
:wtf:So does this girl speak English? If so, get her ass on HLP.
If I do that, will you promise not to invade?
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I promise nothing. Though I'll try not to enslave the population or cull the old, sick and gay.
And: I'm making jacket potatoes. They is mey faveerit foood.
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
You know, I never read Road Trip. Too disjointed. *sips bluberry daquiri, waits for KT*
Bah, you have no idea of what you missed.
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Come to think of it, this one does remind of the Road Trip one; let's have another one of them. We just need everyone to come here now... :D
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We need one of those video chats... :D
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Irish girls, beer and fighting over car-seats. Most amusing.
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Originally posted by CP5670
Come to think of it, this one does remind of the Road Trip one; let's have another one of them. We just need everyone to come here now... :D
Did I just see CP ask for a girls and spam thread?
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Did I just see CP ask for a girls and spam thread?
*whistles and nods towards CP5670*
*watches as security surround him and inform him he's had too much*
*winces as CP punches the head of security*
*laughs as CP is bound and gagged, then dragged off to the 'special' back room*
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*doesn't see any new member(s)*
*rifle-whips Stu and Ten*
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Wow, it's like a chat room with signature blocks.
Bad ones.
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.............:blah:
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SPAM SPAM SPAM HIT YOUR POST BUTTON PILOT!!!
And UT2003 rules the world
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This thread stopped being about the girl a lonnng time ago. Fun though :)
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Yeah... :p
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Well, I guess everyone had time to have fun already, so let's stop it for a while again.
:)