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Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: Carl on November 29, 2002, 08:42:51 pm
Hercules vs. Thor. who wouls win? explain why.
Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: phreak on November 29, 2002, 09:02:47 pm
Hercules.  Thor's hammer (mjolnir) has no anti-fighter weaponary
Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: Carl on November 29, 2002, 09:17:27 pm
but it's got a bunch of missile batteries.
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Post by: phreak on November 29, 2002, 10:31:23 pm
only in the tech briefing.
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Post by: vadar_1 on November 29, 2002, 10:36:54 pm
Im sure they had tech briefings back in ancient greece

edit: also take note that... if herc went right into the 35% firing arc of thors might... herc would go down... olde skool
Title: Ah, proper religion. At last :o)
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 30, 2002, 12:06:16 am
Depends if Odin had had Thor superglued to the floor or not... though in a straight fight, it's got to be Thor, it being that he's all god, and can supply his own weapon. And Hercules doesn't have a helmet with horns.
Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: 01010 on November 30, 2002, 03:26:02 am
Thor and Hercules wouldn't fight man. They'd combine forces and become the ultimate tag team.

"Grab your broadsword, here comes the Hydra. Slice his throat, grab his scrotch"
Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 30, 2002, 03:30:27 am
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Originally posted by 01010
Thor and Hercules wouldn't fight man. They'd combine forces and become the ultimate tag team...


How can you say that when the Dudleys have just been reunited? For example:

Thor: Hercules! Get the tables!

It's just not gonna work, is it? But on the other hand, a Bubba-Bomb would see off even Thor, I reckons...
Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: 01010 on November 30, 2002, 03:37:44 am
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer


How can you say that when the Dudleys have just been reunited? For example:

Thor: Hercules! Get the tables!

It's just not gonna work, is it? But on the other hand, a Bubba-Bomb would see off even Thor, I reckons...


I was thinking more "Thor smash his face with your mighty hammer".
Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 30, 2002, 03:39:39 am
And D-Von and Bubba Ray smash Thor through a table with a 3D, thus winning the match :ha:
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Post by: Galemp on November 30, 2002, 03:41:43 am
Half-god vs. god. No contest.

P.S. Why isn't this a poll?
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Post by: 01010 on November 30, 2002, 03:45:18 am
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
And D-Von and Bubba Ray smash Thor through a table with a 3D, thus winning the match :ha:


You can't take out THE God of Thunder with some fakeass cheese move.

I mean he's the God of Thunder, though I think Beowulf may give him a tough fight.
Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: diamondgeezer on November 30, 2002, 04:57:37 am
Oh, suit your self.

OK, how about this: Zeus vs Hades?
Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: Tiara on November 30, 2002, 05:24:51 am
Hades... Zeus would never kill family :p

Now, Hades Vs. Poseidon would be fun. 2 violent brothers fighting :drevil:
Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: Fineus on November 30, 2002, 06:28:48 am
Thor, obviously. God of Thunder and all that...:nod:
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Post by: USS Alexander on November 30, 2002, 12:42:25 pm
Hercules cause he is half god with superstrenght and besides in her herculs kicks thors but:rolleyes:

:o :o i know.....i know:D
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Post by: Carl on November 30, 2002, 02:22:15 pm
just because Thor is all god doesn't mean anything. for all you know the greek gods could be twice as powerful as the aesir gods.
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Post by: Ulundel on November 30, 2002, 05:23:28 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Oh, suit your self.

OK, how about this: Zeus vs Hades?


They would both end up dead
Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: Knight Templar on November 30, 2002, 07:15:00 pm
Thor, hands down (or up, he'd still win) and Mjolnir only sweetens the deal. :nod:

Have comic books taught you nothing?


Now why not have a Buddah vs. Allah vs. Jehova ?

|)|-|34R Shiva!!!
Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: phreak on November 30, 2002, 07:17:05 pm
Shiva?
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Post by: Knight Templar on November 30, 2002, 07:21:40 pm
;)


Rainbow Six is awesome.
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Post by: Carl on November 30, 2002, 08:32:38 pm
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Thor, hands down (or up, he'd still win) and Mjolnir only sweetens the deal. :nod:
Have comic books taught you nothing?


the comic books are grossly inaccurate.

1. miljinor don't look at all right. (yes, there is a pic of it from a very old norse book.)

2. Thor's hair is supposed to be red. they made a bid deal out of this in the original myths.

3. Thor has a beard. they also made a big deal out of this. it was supposed to be like a big red fire.
Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: Carl on November 30, 2002, 08:33:38 pm
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Originally posted by Tiara
Hades... Zeus would never kill family


...he killed his father :wtf:
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Post by: diamondgeezer on December 01, 2002, 12:15:02 am
What, Chronos? Was he killed?
Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: Knight Templar on December 01, 2002, 12:37:02 am
Chronos/Jupiter

yeah, zeus slew killed him because he tried to eat his children so that they would not over power him.
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Post by: Alikchi on December 01, 2002, 01:04:28 am
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/ntv/images/warchinchillapiratechildamigo.jpg)

I win.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on December 01, 2002, 05:29:18 am
Odd. The way I heard it, after Chronos had overthrown Uranus, he relaised that his children might do the same to him, so he ate them all... but was Zeus eaten and escaped, or did he escape being eaten? I can't remember now... In anycase, he freed the other Olympian gods, but I didn't think he killed Chronos... meh, whatever.

I liked the Titans, they were cool :D


[EDIT] Ah. That'll be a chinchilla on a scooter, then. With a tank turret in its head. And a very small pirate.... :wtf:
Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: Carl on December 01, 2002, 12:12:40 pm
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Chronos/Jupiter


no, Chronos=Saturn, Zeus=Jupiter.
Title: New Religion Thread
Post by: diamondgeezer on December 01, 2002, 02:27:32 pm
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Scientists were getting sick of the constant Uranus jokes, so they changed the name.

To what?

Urectum.