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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Galemp on December 07, 2002, 01:17:17 am
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The HLP investigative crew saunters into a seedy restauarant establishment a few miles south of Tiajuana, Mexico. Our ace reporter gives the password and 500,000 pesos (about $6.50) to the bartender and they are escorted to the back. The bartender nods to what appears to be a mirror and the wall buzzes. Through a hidden door (covered by a velvet matador), our men walk into the back room. There, surrounded by scores of screaming Mexican peasants and Oriental businessmen, is a sand-filled pit. At one end is chained a large male rottweiler, mad as can be. At the other end, all in a small cage, are the rottweiler's weight equivalent in chihuahuas. The chihuahuas are covered in A-1 sauce (which they hate but the rottweiler loves) while the rottweiler is covered in, of course, taco sauce. All of the animals have been kept in extremely small cages over the past 30 days and during that time they have been thumped on the forehead with a wooden spoon at 5 minute intervals. Basically, they're all really pissed. They've also all been starved for the past 36 hours, so they are extremely hungry but not weak. If the rottweiler kills all the chihuahuas and lives, he wins. If he dies and one chihuahua is left alive, they win.
Post arguments for and against here. This is purely speculative, no animals have been harmed in the making of this poll.
Shamelessly stolen from Grudge Match. (http://www.grudge-match.com)
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Have you ever seen these two dogs? It's no contest.
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(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/shrike/kitties.jpg)
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heh
I'm probably goinna have the craziest dreams about that picture now..
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it's a kitten maraton or something...he's posting this about 10 times a day...
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(http://www.bertha.wha.la/tom/kitten%204.jpg)
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man, I am seeing that stupid kitten image in every other thread these days... :rolleyes: :p
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Originally posted by CP5670
man, I am seeing that stupid kitten image in every other thread these days... :rolleyes: :p
You're not alone... :nervous:
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Kittens are cute! Kittens with guns are not!
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
Kittens are cute! Kittens with guns are not!
Are you on crack?
*Runs*
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*Sends his mighty army of gun-toting kittens after him*
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Fear them, for they are truly mighty... (http://www.rathergood.com/vikings/)
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Fear them, for they are truly mighty... (http://www.rathergood.com/vikings/)
...Hehe.
*Looks at Admin room*
*Sees the door open*
*Runs fast*
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No kittens! One Rottweiler vs. his weight in Chihuahuas!
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
No kittens! One Rottweiler vs. his weight in Chihuahuas!
Kittens would own both!
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The chihuahuas would win. i don't know how much an average chihuahua weighs, or how much a rotweiler weighs, but i'm sure there'd be more than 4 chihuahuas... right?
in that case, the chihuahuas would overpower the dog, even though the dog is faster, stronger, and more powerful than the chihuahuas. the same principle is applied in martial arts
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Kittens with guns ;7
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
Kittens with guns ;7
Are you on crack?
*Runs*
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yeah but the rottweiler would be able to kill the Chihuahuas much faster than vice versa. It would take out the first one pretty quickly then there would only be 3. And how much damage can one Chihuahua do anyway?
Sure would be entertaining.
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the rott could kill all the chihuahuas in a dozen seconds. A chihuahua's jaw couldn't even allow it to bite anything on the rott, while the rott jaw would tear the chihuahua in one bite.
"wonders why he even checked this thread"
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If anyone's interested, the debate and it's comments are HERE. (http://www.grudge-match.com/History/rott-chi.shtml) The rottweiler wins by only 8 votes out of 500.
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
If anyone's interested, the debate and it's comments are HERE. (http://www.grudge-match.com/History/rott-chi.shtml) The rottweiler wins by only 8 votes out of 500.
but it shouldn't win... the chihuahuas would win, since there would be 2 dozen vs. 1 rottweilver
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err chiwuawa's don't know martial arts.. sure they'd nip at the the beast, but the rott would tear them to shreds.. wether there's 10 or 2. Chiwuawas are pussy dogs.
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No, the chuhauhas (sp?) would win. Have you seen their eyes? There eyes are frickin' HUGE! Man, they'd scare the **** out of the rott. Can you imagine 20 chihuahas, all with these little nip-nip teeth, and biiiiiiig eyes, all coming at you?!
Argh! The eyes! Run from the eyes!
Of course, if I had just 3 kittens with guns, I'd blast them both to kingdom come.
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Have you ever seen a Rott tear through two NYC cops hands?
Well of course not, they shot the thing 50 times at first site, but you know they would mandatoriy typing with 7 fingers if the dog got the chance.
Chihuhuas chase you on your bike and get knocked unconcouis by your pedals :doubt:
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No! Chihuahas are deadly! They would run after you, and get caught in your spokes, causing you to flip over forwards...!
Uhh...
ALONG THE EDGE OF THE GRAND CANYON!
BWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Redfang
Are you on crack?
*Runs*
woah...deja vou....
go chiuauas!
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
err chiwuawa's don't know martial arts..
it's the same PRINCIPLE...
Bruce Lee was the most powerful fighter ever... but yet he couldn't take on 5 people at once. That's a known fact. That's why in the movies when one person takes on a whole kung-fu school of 30 people or whatever it's OBVIOUSLY fake, it's a known fact.
So how's an average rottwheiler (let's say 100 pounds) can NOT take on 20 chihuahuas (about 5 pounds each).... NO WAY.... it's impossible.
Do the math... let's say that the rottweiler kills 1 chihuahua every 2 seconds... seem reasonable? alittle exhaggerated, since it'd probably take more like 5 seconds :D but anyway ;)
that means it's take 40 seconds for him to go through all of them.
In 40 seconds, do you know how damage 20 chihuahuas can do? they'd bite its nose and stuff... even just nips... and the rottweiler would go crazy
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and the rottweiler would go crazy
... with mad fury and kill all 20 of them. :nod:
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And then bite it's own balls off in a mad flurry :D
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Originally posted by Stealth
it's the same PRINCIPLE...
Bruce Lee was the most powerful fighter ever... but yet he couldn't take on 5 people at once. That's a known fact. That's why in the movies when one person takes on a whole kung-fu school of 30 people or whatever it's OBVIOUSLY fake, it's a known fact.
So how's an average rottwheiler (let's say 100 pounds) can NOT take on 20 chihuahuas (about 5 pounds each).... NO WAY.... it's impossible.
Do the math... let's say that the rottweiler kills 1 chihuahua every 2 seconds... seem reasonable? alittle exhaggerated, since it'd probably take more like 5 seconds :D but anyway ;)
that means it's take 40 seconds for him to go through all of them.
In 40 seconds, do you know how damage 20 chihuahuas can do? they'd bite its nose and stuff... even just nips... and the rottweiler would go crazy
except that after 2 seconds therw would be 39 then 38 ect. there won't be 20 attcking him until he kills the last one. so on average there will only be 20 attacking at once.
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UT: You like that image, don't you? You enjoying thinking of a dog gnawing off its own balls? Is that what gives you pleasure- the drool, the blood, the semen?
*thwack*
Don't get near me, sick boy.
Rottweiler would win, simply because the chihuahuas could hardly inflict any damage at all. MAYBE they could just about break the skin, whereas the big dog could kill them in one bite.
Never mind that the chihuahuas would turn on each other. Who cares about the A-1 sauce? They're dogs, they're not too picky about food. Case closed.
So now... The Flash or The Incredible Hulk? My money's on the Flash, 'cos he's fast enough to dodge blows, but the Hulk could take him down in one hit, so it'd be close...
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No. However, I especially like how it was you that thought of the semen part, lol :D ;)
If you're offended by that post, then you probably shouldn't be reading this thread, as it is about (ficticious, I hope) dogs fighting to the death.
*Double-Thwacks*
EDIT: There you go! That's how the chiwis could win: bit off the rott's balls! :D :p
Anyways, my kittens shall 0wnz0r j00!
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
So now... The Flash or The Incredible Hulk? My money's on the Flash, 'cos he's fast enough to dodge blows, but the Hulk could take him down in one hit, so it'd be close...
The Flash... for the same reason as you just said... and also because in a split second he could punch like 1000 times...
except that after 2 seconds therw would be 39 then 38 ect. there won't be 20 attcking him until he kills the last one. so on average there will only be 20 attacking at once.
eck... i washoping no one here would be smart enough to catch that, but you're right... in a way... but you see my point :)
oh, and there wouldn't be an average of 20 attacking at once... it starts at 20, and goes down by 1 every two seconds... there's be an average of 10 attacking at once if you work it out.
Still... even if each one of them just digs their teeth into his skin once, that's 20 bites, and that's quite painful... i'm sure at least one of them would bite his balls, causing the rottweiler to start foaming at the mouth and fall down unconscious... thus the chihuahuas win :D
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What if its a neautered (sp?) Rott?
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dude...have you guys ever seen a chiuaua besides the one on the taco bell comercial? Those things are vicious...their teeth are about as sharp as a cat's, and they chew on you really fast...the one I met seemed to really hate my shoe. I kicked it off, and it just came back. The owners had to put it in another room, lol...
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... But did it bite the shoe in half, with your foot in it?;)
See, even when up against a shoe, the shoe won. Fact, if you'd given it a good solid kick, well...
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It would go Neo-Chiwi! It would fly backwards, then bounce of the wall, then go straight for your nuts! :D
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If UT doesn't have an extremely embarrassing new title at the end of this, I'm gonna be dissapointed...:D
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BTW, the vote has a thirty-day timeout. So no future vote-bumping. So please don't lock this until then. Thanks. :D
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Fear them, for they are truly mighty... (http://www.rathergood.com/vikings/)
If you liked that, you'll love this... (http://www.rathergood.com/vines/)
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lol Analazon and Stryke :D :D :D :D :D
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
If UT doesn't have an extremely embarrassing new title at the end of this, I'm gonna be dissapointed...:D
lol, tho I gotta admit I'm laughing reading his weird posts :D Am I insane? :nervous:
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Never underestimate a chiuaua.
:nervous:
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Never underestimate how difficult it is to spell either :D
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*chants*
Chiwis and balls! Chiwis and balls!
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Originally posted by karajorma
Never underestimate how difficult it is to spell either :D
What do you meant by that? I spelled it right. :p
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Originally posted by Styxx
What do you meant by that? I spelled it right. :p
*Laughs at Sticks* :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's spelled: Chihuahua.
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*laughs at Razor* :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's spelled: Sense
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Originally posted by Razor
It's spelled: Chihuahua.
It might be like that in your puny language. In my language it's chiuaua, so shut up.
* fingers hover above the ban button *
:D :p
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Originally posted by Styxx
It might be like that in your puny language. In my language it's chiuaua, so shut up.
* fingers hover above the ban button *
:D :p
hehehe, i see what you're trying to hide by quoting you Styxx ;) :D
it's admin language you're takling, we don't understand that, us underlings :)
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I dunno, between ebonics and 1337speak I think we have enough languages for those unable to grasp English as it is. Stick to grunts and gestures, my reccomendation.:p
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What up my dawgs, Dis pigga wa chassn' me down dat' dere ally cuz he wuz gelus of mah bling bling i snatch' frum da stor cross from mah hood yo. He flash his highs at mah and I's wuz lyke "**** dis shiet" and I hoppa in mah beamer and sped away yo.
My ebonics is rusty.. shoot me.
~ Semi Pertenant Spam Chain Email Dealie Joke ~
Canine War
George Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.
After five years they came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dogfight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a twelve-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund -- but when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of his dog.
Osama came up to Bush shaking his head in disbelief.
"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing", said Bush. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."
GOD BLESS AMERICA.................!!!!!!!!!
:doubt:
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Originally posted by Styxx
It might be like that in your puny language. In my language it's chiuaua, so shut up.
* fingers hover above the ban button *
:D :p
Random House Webster's Dictionary: Chihuahua. No alternative spelling.
Merriam-Webster (http://www.m-w.com): Chihuahua. Search for chiuaua returns no entry. M-W asks if I really meant any of: 1. shih 2. Shia 3. -ship 4. shiv 5. shive 6. shiel 7. shied 8. shier 9. ship 10. shin
Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/): "No entry found for chiuaua. 28 suggestions found: c, Ca, caw, cay, cc, Ce, CEO, cgs, chaw, chew, Chewa, chewy, chi, Chihuahua, chou, chow, Ci, CIA, ciao, CO, coho, cohoe, coo, cow, coy, Cs, Cu, cue."
AskOxford (http://www.askoxford.com/results/?view=searchresults&freesearch=chiuaua&branch=): Search for chiuaua produces "Sorry, there are no results for that search."
Razor may not have a lot of sense, but he knows his chihuahuas. ;)
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Yo, homie, we don't be talkin' that chiuaha **** here. You gots a problem with the ways I spells it? You thinkin mah English bad? You wanna get shanked or sumfin, boyy? Huh? Let's go, punk. [shoves]
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The ****weiler would win.
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Yo, homie, we don't be talkin' that chiuaha **** here. You gots a problem with the ways I spells it? You thinkin mah English bad? You wanna get shanked or sumfin, boyy? Huh? Let's go, punk. [shoves]
Stryke the thug.... never thought I would have to do this...
*takes the Dead Frozen Goat of Justice in hand*
[size=15]*WHOMP*[/size]
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Yoo best shut up nuke, yoo mess wit a brotha and you get a cap popped in yo ass, bi'atch.
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Originally posted by Sesquipedalian
Random House Webster's Dictionary: Chihuahua. No alternative spelling.
When he said "my language" he meant Portuguese. It is spelled chiuaua in Portuguese.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Yoo best shut up nuke, yoo mess wit a brotha and you get a cap popped in yo ass, bi'atch.
huh? punkie?
*runs before KT or Stryke can keep up*
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Originally posted by Sesquipedalian
Random House Webster's Dictionary: Chihuahua. No alternative spelling.
Merriam-Webster (http://www.m-w.com): Chihuahua. Search for chiuaua returns no entry. M-W asks if I really meant any of: 1. shih 2. Shia 3. -ship 4. shiv 5. shive 6. shiel 7. shied 8. shier 9. ship 10. shin
Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/): "No entry found for chiuaua. 28 suggestions found: c, Ca, caw, cay, cc, Ce, CEO, cgs, chaw, chew, Chewa, chewy, chi, Chihuahua, chou, chow, Ci, CIA, ciao, CO, coho, cohoe, coo, cow, coy, Cs, Cu, cue."
AskOxford (http://www.askoxford.com/results/?view=searchresults&freesearch=chiuaua&branch=): Search for chiuaua produces "Sorry, there are no results for that search."
When Styxx says: in my langauage, he obviously means: as in NOT ENGLISH :p
edit: oups, Levyathan replied already.
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Originally posted by Styxx
It might be like that in your puny language. In my language it's chiuaua, so shut up.
* fingers hover above the ban button *
:D :p
Oh I am terrified. :lol:
By the way, myne is spelled right. And my language is way better than yours so, YOU SHUT UP. Oh by the way, you wouldn't mind taking a look at this now would you? The link (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Chihuahua) They were even kind enough to explain it, especially for you.
Victory is myne, Mr Administrator! :p :D
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you guys didn't get what i said, but anyway ;0
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*puts on Darth Vader Mask*
[darthvader voice]Not for long, young jedi [/darhvader voice]
The real name for them are Chiwis!
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Originally posted by Razor
myne is spelled right.
yeah right, for the spelling try again :p
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Originally posted by Razor
By the way, myne is spelled right.
Uh - huh...... (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=myne)
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Chihuahua I was talking about spelling: Chihuahua. Boy, can't you people read entire posts? :doubt: :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Razor
Chihuahua I was talking about spelling: Chihuahua. Boy, can't you people read entire posts? :doubt: :rolleyes:
Yeah, chihuahua in english......
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This thread was cool, but now it sucks. All of you arguing about spelling, who have made it suck, now suck by extension. Have a nice day.
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Originally posted by Levyathan
When he said "my language" he meant Portuguese. It is spelled chiuaua in Portuguese.
My bad.
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Originally posted by Levyathan
When he said "my language" he meant Portuguese. It is spelled chiuaua in Portuguese.
But we are speaking English here not Portuguese aren't we?
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Non, tu vois, en fait, on cause le langage que l'on veut. c'est t'y pas génial, ça, ma foi? Je me demande combien de temps il me faudrait pour me faire bannir si je n'écrivais plus qu'en français....
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I've had the misfortune of taking care of a chiuaua...
They would get eaten... these things are incredibly stupid... you could drop kick it across the room and it would come back and lick your face....
Not to mention they are very fragile animals.... their legs give out easily...
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Originally posted by Thorn
Not to mention they are very fragile animals.... their legs give out easily...
Really?
Heh heh heh.......
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Yeah... I was holding one of its toys above its head.. it took a running jump at it, missed, landed, yelped, and limped away... it was limping for a week....
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Originally posted by Thorn
Yeah... I was holding one of its toys above its head.. it took a running jump at it, missed, landed, yelped, and limped away... it was limping for a week....
Coincedentally, I got my kittens to eat oranges tonight.
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Originally posted by Razor
But we are speaking English here not Portuguese aren't we?
Not proper English, it seems.
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Originally posted by 01010
Coincedentally, I got my kittens to eat oranges tonight.
you scare me
:)
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On that note, did you know that you can't boil a canary down and get cocaine?
Wierd, the things you learn late at night.
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
On that note, did you know that you can't boil a canary down and get cocaine?
Wierd, the things you learn late at night.
heh ;)
i'm sure Shrike will agree :D
(referring to the quote Styxx had in his signiture of Shrike)
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Tsk, tsk, when will some people learn?
* whistles innocently *
:D
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My cat eats my dog's ears.
And my fingers.
And the WOODEN coffee table.
And the dog's food.
And the electric cords on my PC (afraid to leave my case open for too long, lol).
And my dogs eat everything else. :D
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Originally posted by Styxx
Tsk, tsk, when will some people learn?
* whistles innocently *
:D
well some (any?) people haven't figured out yet what you said in 'black' text... :D
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:lol: @ Razor's new title.
Originally posted by Stealth
well some (any?) people haven't figured out yet what you said in 'black' text... :D
Including me.
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Originally posted by Redfang
:lol: @ Razor's new title.
Including me.
check Styxx's posts ;)
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Originally posted by Stealth
check Styxx's posts ;)
Whoa, you're fast.
Oh, and when I typed "Including me." I meant I didn't know before you posted, but after I saw it I checked Sticks' posts, of course. ;)
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Originally posted by Redfang
Whoa, you're fast.
Oh, and when I typed "Including me." I meant I didn't know before you posted, but after I saw it I checked Sticks' posts, of course. ;)
ahhhh OK... iwas about to say ;)
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:rolleyes:
Bah. Sticks lost fair and square. Now he can't accept his loss and f***s with my status. :rolleyes: Some people like him never grow up.
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:lol:
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Originally posted by Razor
:rolleyes:
Bah. Sticks lost fair and square. Now he can't accept his loss and f***s with my status. :rolleyes: Some people like him never grow up.
What do I see? A lowly member begging for some righteous banning? :doubt:
Now, if you bothered to check the context of my post, the context of my replies, and the blatant, in-you-face explanation posted by my brother, you'd probably be even able to keep your forum membership...
:D
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Once again, Razor has outdone himself for sheer chimp-like behaviour. Well done, lad. You truly are my most laughed at member of the board. Feel proud.
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Originally posted by Stealth
you scare me
:)
Woohoo.
1 for the list.
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Once again, Razor has outdone himself for sheer chimp-like behaviour. Well done, lad. You truly are my most laughed at member of the board. Feel proud.
Chimp like behaviour eh? Dude you are confused. Oh and I don't care if you laugh at me. Go ahead. You can quote every single post I posted, in your signature. I just don't CARE!
Oh and Styxx, go ahead, ban me if you wish. Just because I pointed out your spelling error and pulling a joke on you? :doubt: Oh, and by the way, I have seen worse cases of joking with the admins than this one and those people still...well..let's just say...post here.
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Originally posted by Razor
You can quote every single post I posted, in your signature. I just don't CARE!
Can I quote one of your earlier posts from the VBB? IIRC, someone poked you and you told them that they *supresses a giggle*
Originally posted by Razor_Blade
... didn't know who they were dealing with, and should watch out...
Frankly, that had me in stitches, in the middle of the computer lab.
And - and pay attention to this bit - my sig just doesn't quote you making a mistake. It doesn't even quote an0n pointing out your mistake with a sublime degree of subtlety... it quotes you making a mistake, and then an0n pointing said mistake out. If you ask me, it's a work of comedy genius :nod:
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HAHA lol diamondgeezer :D
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*Walks into thread*
Now, play nice, children...
*hundreds of angry stairs and a HLP Hammer of Justice flaring up are met*
Uhhh...never mind, then, have fun!
*Slowly backs out of thread*
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Originally posted by Razor
Oh and Styxx, go ahead, ban me if you wish. Just because I pointed out your spelling error and pulling a joke on you?
Except the joke's on you, because he was talking about the portugese spelling. :p
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Originally posted by Razor
Oh, and by the way, I have seen worse cases of joking with the admins than this one and those people still...well..let's just say...post here.
Hm, did you notice that you're also still posting here? Thought so. :p
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*takes out a large gun*
ALL OF YOU, SHUT THE ****ING HELL UP!!!!!!!!!
God, I am SO tired of this!
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
*takes out a large gun*
ALL OF YOU, SHUT THE ****ING HELL UP!!!!!!!!!
God, I am SO tired of this!
*CAMs UT*
Silence!
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Mph-nymph, ca-pher! Aphn, campha-gerg!
(Translation:
The Rebellion shall not be Quelched! And I shall finally get a new title! :D [J/K])
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You know, there really is something to be said for bowing with grace and admitting when you have erred.
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Originally posted by Shrike
*CAMs UT*
Silence!
It is for THEM to decide when this thread is finished!
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Originally posted by Razor
Oh and Styxx, go ahead, ban me if you wish.
Yeah, right. Styxx wouldn't ban a fly.
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Originally posted by Levyathan
Yeah, right. Styxx wouldn't ban a fly.
Indeed, indeed.
(that might have to do, though, with the fact that I never met a fly who accessed these forums)
:D
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Anyhow, this thread is past it's best before date.