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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Geezer on December 19, 2002, 04:48:12 pm

Title: For the Tolkien Fans - A Fable
Post by: Geezer on December 19, 2002, 04:48:12 pm
In the early afternoon of MiddleEarth, the dwarven prince Thorin, called “Oakenshield”, of the House of Durin, and his kith Bimbur Nightwalker, Bombur the Irritable, Balin Lore-Master, sanguine Dwalin, shy Falin, Oin Wetsleeve, and Gloin the Dim were attacked by a band of orcs in the Eastern Mirkwood. During the fierce battle, the orc chieftain Datsauglibasdid sundered Thorin's stout oak shield with a mighty blow of his warhammer.  The orc's backswing took Thorin directly in the crotch.  The dwarf fought on, undaunted, and finally decapitated Datsauglibasdid with a great cut of his ax.  After the battle, Dwarven clans hailed the prince as Thorin Oakennuts.

Later, after Thorin’s beard fell out and revealed the pale flesh of his cheeks, they called him "Snow White".
Title: For the Tolkien Fans - A Fable
Post by: Nico on December 19, 2002, 04:51:34 pm
HAHAHA.
Title: For the Tolkien Fans - A Fable
Post by: Sandwich on December 19, 2002, 04:57:40 pm
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Originally posted by venom2506
HAHAHA.
Title: For the Tolkien Fans - A Fable
Post by: mikhael on December 19, 2002, 05:40:58 pm
We are not amused.

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Title: For the Tolkien Fans - A Fable
Post by: Anaz on December 19, 2002, 05:41:02 pm
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Originally posted by venom2506
HAHAHA.
Title: down people...
Post by: Star Dragon on December 19, 2002, 06:18:15 pm
I for one am very amused!

    *Just wondering how much MORE amusing it would be to let Geezer sit on a breast high barrel of vinegar until his manhood rots off, like in the movie - Circle of Iron*

   ;7   (But that would be mutiny, that's why I used my inner voice!)
Title: For the Tolkien Fans - A Fable
Post by: Geezer on December 19, 2002, 07:01:40 pm
Is it my fault that Disney got it wrong? :p
Title: For the Tolkien Fans - A Fable
Post by: Anaz on December 19, 2002, 07:17:22 pm
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Originally posted by Geezer
Is it my fault that Disney got it wrong? :p



Ugh...that is a very disturbing mental image if disney got it "right"...

eeew....
Title: For the Tolkien Fans - A Fable
Post by: diamondgeezer on December 19, 2002, 08:46:18 pm
Geezer - what the **** are you going on about? Stop it, this instant!
Title: For the Tolkien Fans - A Fable
Post by: Sesquipedalian on December 19, 2002, 09:42:59 pm
Off to Thangorodrim with you.
Title: For the Tolkien Fans - A Fable
Post by: Nuclear1 on December 20, 2002, 02:25:42 pm
*hangs head*

:rolleyes: I'm surrounded by idiots! :lol:
Title: For the Tolkien Fans - A Fable
Post by: Sandwich on December 20, 2002, 07:25:42 pm
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Originally posted by nuclear1
:rolleyes: I'm surrounded by idiots! :lol:


ARGH!!!!!! Lion King quote alert!!!
Title: For the Tolkien Fans - A Fable
Post by: Shrike on December 20, 2002, 07:26:30 pm
You know, I'd laugh if it was funny......
Title: For the Tolkien Fans - A Fable
Post by: Grey Wolf on December 20, 2002, 09:29:08 pm
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Originally posted by Sesquipedalian
Off to Thangorodrim with you.
Only Thangorodrim? I was going to cast him into the Void.
Title: For the Tolkien Fans - A Fable
Post by: Sesquipedalian on December 20, 2002, 11:15:25 pm
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
Only Thangorodrim? I was going to cast him into the Void.
We'll do that after.
Title: For the Tolkien Fans - A Fable
Post by: Anaz on December 20, 2002, 11:19:11 pm
do we get to strap C4 onto him at any point?