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Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: Top Gun on January 01, 2003, 08:21:12 am
This is even better than the 'Is your son a hacker?' article

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2002.2.1.21327.39245.html
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: vyper on January 01, 2003, 08:31:20 am
the guy's a wank. he thinks europe's all one set of states.

This message was brought to you with a hangover. :ick
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: diamondgeezer on January 01, 2003, 09:10:22 am
Ok... can someone just confirm that he said "London sucks", because frankly my brain won't believe what me eyes are telling me...

I mean, if there's any merkins who might like to go round this dudes house on my behalf, I'll happily put up the cash for any hardware you might need to, you know, re-educate him...
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: Stunaep on January 01, 2003, 09:25:30 am
bah, americans. they're different
I ttry to ignore them whenever possible
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: CODEDOG ND on January 01, 2003, 09:46:31 am
please tell me he is exaggerating.
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: an0n on January 01, 2003, 10:24:36 am
Satire.
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: an0n on January 01, 2003, 10:26:42 am
Hehe. I like this picture:

(http://www.adequacy.org/images/venn.gif)
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: Fineus on January 01, 2003, 10:33:22 am
You would ;)
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: ZylonBane on January 01, 2003, 10:33:39 am
You have all been trolled.
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: Top Gun on January 01, 2003, 10:40:31 am
I guess I shouldn't have over estimated people's ability to define satire. Observe:


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I am an unusual American. I am one of the 10% of our population who is in posession of a passport. This means I tend to take vacations outside of the USA whenever I can.

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a British girl started coming on to me. I explained that I was married and she said "Oi won't tell if yew don't, come on lets go for a quick shag. Moi mates not in arrr room" (she had the most disgusting and almost unintelligible "cockney" accent).

 Well I don't know if it was the alcohol or the heat or if the culture shock had corrupted my judgment, but I soon found myself back at her hotel room, naked.

 Now I am not a prude. In my past I have had sexual relations with many ladies. But this was the first time I had experienced such a depraved approach. I don't know what it is about British girls but it is like they are sex-starved or something. (perhaps its because most British men are gay!) anyway Chantelle (that was her name) from East London gave me some of the most energetic sex I have ever had. But it gets worse. Just as I was struggling with the guilt of what I had just done, and how I had betrayed my wife, who should walk in on us but Chantelle's friend Lisa (also from Dagenham, East London). She took one look at us both lying there naked and without batting an eyelid said 'Moind if oi join yer ?' and started to strip off.

 By this time I was sobering up and full of remorse about what I had done. So I didn't want to compound the sin by indulging in a three-way with these two Dick Van Dykes (I am broad minded, but there ARE limits!) So I quickly pulled on my pants, grabbed my shirt and ran for the door.

 Unfortunately I had picked the wrong door, but that was the least of my troubles. As I went through the door into what I later realised was the bathroom, I tripped over my shoelace and fell face forward onto the 'waste bin' provided in all Greek bathrooms. It had not been emptied for quite a while and I was covered in used TP.


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 I learned that the British are amongst the worse mannered, uncultured, ignorant and violent people in Europe (despite having stiff competition from the Dutch, Greeks and Germans). I would not recommend Europe as a vacation destination to anyone, with one exception - If you are a pasty-faced, music-stealing, port-scanning, quake-playing, pearl-skr1pt writing, communist loving, freedom hating Linux geek who cannot get laid, you could do worse than go to Faliraki and try your luck "chatting up the birds". Just don't get yourself arrested
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: CP5670 on January 01, 2003, 10:43:07 am
that was sort of funny actually... :D
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: Top Gun on January 01, 2003, 10:45:21 am
Doh!
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: CP5670 on January 01, 2003, 10:53:50 am
:wtf: did you mean to edit?
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: Top Gun on January 01, 2003, 11:00:31 am
I believe so :nervous:
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on January 01, 2003, 02:22:51 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Ok... can someone just confirm that he said "London sucks", because frankly my brain won't believe what me eyes are telling me...


Ahh, but he's right. York should be the capital of England, York I tell you. Mainly because, with central governement being in London, the powers that be seem to belive that nowhere out side London of the south-east corner exists.

Come on, some Scots back me up please!
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: beatspete on January 01, 2003, 02:31:15 pm
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB

Come on, some Scots back me up please!


:doubt: We solved the problem and created Edinburgh as our own capital. You'll have to sort it yourselves.
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: an0n on January 01, 2003, 02:38:07 pm
Or we could reconquer Scotland and take Edinburgh as the new capitol.
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: diamondgeezer on January 01, 2003, 02:45:39 pm
Or we could reconquer Scotland and put fire to all the towns and cities :nod:
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: an0n on January 01, 2003, 02:49:35 pm
Mwuahahahaha. A wave of firey death the likes of which has never been seen since Dresden.

*loads up the B-52's with high-yield, bio-chem propagation bombs and low-yield thermonuclear weaponry*
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: Styxx on January 01, 2003, 02:50:11 pm
Didn't read the whole article, but the part posted here is damn funny. :D
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: diamondgeezer on January 01, 2003, 02:55:30 pm
Er, an0n - you have to leave enough to build a castle on, otherwise there's no point in conquering... You wanna nuke something, go nuke Liverpool and Manchester :nod:
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: an0n on January 01, 2003, 02:57:03 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Er, an0n - you have to leave enough to build a castle on, otherwise there's no point in conquering... You wanna nuke something, go nuke Liverpool and Manchester :nod:

Too many greasy wasters. They'd never stop burning.
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: diamondgeezer on January 01, 2003, 02:58:35 pm
And I suppose all those shell suits and nylon perms burning at once... that'd be one hella big fire
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: an0n on January 01, 2003, 03:03:29 pm
A few million Liverpudlians running around screaming "I's nor alrigh'! I's nor alrigh'!!"
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: diamondgeezer on January 01, 2003, 03:10:10 pm
Hmm... when you put it like that, it's mighty tempting
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: an0n on January 01, 2003, 03:31:19 pm
Hmmm. We could always just move Manchester closer to Liverpool with the help of some well-placed nukes on some fault-lines. Then let them annihilate each other.
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: Kamikaze on January 01, 2003, 03:54:31 pm
Don't you just love these [l]despicable[/l] lovable, [l]humorless[/l] comical and [l]dumb[/l] wise americans? ;)
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: silverwolf on January 01, 2003, 04:24:44 pm
can someone give me the url for the hacker story?
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: Top Gun on January 01, 2003, 04:48:29 pm
Here: http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

The whole site has some good stuff (http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.8.31.104945.111.html) and some
not so good, over the top stuff. (http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2002.6.2.12125.31829.html)
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: Nico on January 01, 2003, 05:34:37 pm
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Originally posted by Styxx
Didn't read the whole article, but the part posted here is damn funny. :D

yeah, and to me it shows who's really dumb there... this guy searching for excuses "oh my god! I'm naked with a chick, must be the cultural shock!" then winning about how he cheated on his wife? I guess the perils of europe are the ones that comes from the US :doubt:
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: mikhael on January 01, 2003, 06:19:33 pm
Did we somehow go thru a time warp and forget that The Onion and Landover Baptist and Adequacy.org are jokes?

Even Vadar would have seen this as a joke.
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: vyper on January 01, 2003, 06:32:46 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
Or we could reconquer Scotland and take Edinburgh as the new capitol.


Didn't win last time, won't win this time.

Anyway, can't we all just agree this is partially funny?
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: beatspete on January 01, 2003, 06:41:56 pm
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Originally posted by vyper
Anyway, can't we all just agree this is partially funny?



In theory, yes.... in practice :doubt:
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: ZylonBane on January 01, 2003, 11:05:33 pm
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Originally posted by venom2506
yeah, and to me it shows who's really dumb there... this guy searching for excuses "oh my god! I'm naked with a chick, must be the cultural shock!" then winning about how he cheated on his wife? I guess the perils of europe are the ones that comes from the US :doubt:
Memo to venom2506--

1. Read entire thread before posting.

2. Remove foot from mouth.
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: Nico on January 02, 2003, 07:08:12 am
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
Memo to venom2506--

1. Read entire thread before posting.

2. Remove foot from mouth.


don't wanna, I'm ill, reading hurst my head so:

SILENCE

:p

oh, btw:
"by dmg on Tue Feb 12th, 2002 at 09:00:36 AM PST  
  [...] Mind you, It would not surprise me to find British tourists ****ing goats. They will **** anything else. "

one of the lastest posts from that guy. I guess that sums up very well the fact the guy is obviously jocking, right.
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: mikhael on January 02, 2003, 09:55:08 am
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Originally posted by venom2506


don't wanna, I'm ill, reading hurst my head so:

SILENCE

:p

oh, btw:
"by dmg on Tue Feb 12th, 2002 at 09:00:36 AM PST  
  [...] Mind you, It would not surprise me to find British tourists ****ing goats. They will **** anything else. "

one of the lastest posts from that guy. I guess that sums up very well the fact the guy is obviously jocking, right.


Repeat After Me:
ALL OF ADEQUACY.ORG IS A JOKE. NONE OF IT IS REAL. IT IS ALL INTENDED TO PISS PEOPLE OFF. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE REAL WORLD.

this has been a public service announcment.
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: Nico on January 02, 2003, 10:11:50 am
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Originally posted by mikhael

IT IS ALL INTENDED TO PISS PEOPLE OFF.


call me an idiot, but it works. This guy is an asshole.
Title: OT - A Warning to all Americans on the perils of Europe
Post by: LtNarol on January 02, 2003, 10:16:15 am
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Originally posted by mikhael
this has been a public service announcment.
Appropriate I might add