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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Sandwich on January 08, 2003, 09:23:09 pm
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Sorry 'bout the lame title, but my brain's dead. Anyway, I was riding with my family in the car today. My brother, Jed, had been the only one talking for a while...
Mom: Jed, you're the only person talking...
Jed: Of course I am! If anyone else started to talk, they'd be interrupting!
Mike (me): I see your plans for World Domination are in motion.
Meh, that's paraphrased, but I can't remember exactly how it went. Oh well, it was funny at the time. Good night.
EDIT: I realize this may not be all that obvious to some (:rolleyes: ), but the purpose of this thread was to share a funny anecdote with y'all. Blah. Too tired - must sleeep....
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okay... :wtf:
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heheh and how!
Hey anyone here ever read "the hot zone" ?
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yes I read that a few years ago, but what does it have to do with this thread? :wtf:
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what does this thread have to do with anything except itself? :p
who here thinks pepsi is 100% pure, concentrated satan-juice?
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Originally posted by CP5670
yes I read that a few years ago, but what does it have to do with this thread? :wtf:
It's all relative.. you see, Sandwich spoke of his bro who is taking over the world.. well I think those monkeys were trying to too, and thats why they were infected.
And pepsi is ****
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Originally posted by Alikchi
who here thinks pepsi is 100% pure, concentrated satan-juice?
Not me, but I like guaraná better anyway.
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Originally posted by CP5670
okay... :wtf:
That summed it up very nicely
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Originally posted by Sandwich
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:lol: I get it! (Maybe because I'm also half-asleep...)
I think the funniest part, though, is the post itself. Plus the fact that Jed sounds like someone from Texas, not Israel! :lol:
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Needs more funny!
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Sorry 'bout the lame title, but my brain's dead. Anyway, I was riding with my family in the car today. My brother, Jed, had been the only one talking for a while...
Mom: Jed, you're the only person talking...
Jed: Of course I am! If anyone else started to talk, they'd be interrupting!
Mike (me): I see your plans for World Domination are in motion.
Meh, that's paraphrased, but I can't remember exactly how it went. Oh well, it was funny at the time. Good night.
EDIT: I realize this may not be all that obvious to some (:rolleyes: ), but the purpose of this thread was to share a funny anecdote with y'all. Blah. Too tired - must sleeep....
:D
I only think this is funny because I've talked to Jed, and it fits the account. ;)
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Pfft. World domination. Newbies. I bet he doesn't even know of The Plan™.
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Originally posted by Styxx
Pfft. World domination. Newbies. I bet he doesn't even know of The Plan™.
Hehehe - I was thinking of you as I said that, you know. :p
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Originally posted by Goober5000
:lol: I get it! (Maybe because I'm also half-asleep...)
I think the funniest part, though, is the post itself. Plus the fact that Jed sounds like someone from Texas, not Israel! :lol:
I DO NOT!!! *slap* take it all back! (http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/blackeye/2ar15smilie.gif)
yeah hey guys :D.... im the brother who dosnt shut up. (http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/blackeye/Monkey_wink.gif)
and thanks steak that was really nice of you *im coming for you*(http://www.jamezbrown.com/mysmilies/contrib/dvv/asthanos.gif)
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Originally posted by Splinter
I DO NOT!!! *slap* take it all back! (http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/blackeye/2ar15smilie.gif)
yeah hey guys :D.... im the brother who dosnt shut up. (http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/blackeye/Monkey_wink.gif)
and thanks steak that was really nice of you *im coming for you*(http://www.jamezbrown.com/mysmilies/contrib/dvv/asthanos.gif)
Oh, gawd.... :rolleyes: Roll out the welcome paraphinelia, guys... :p
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Hehehe - I was thinking of you as I said that, you know. :p
Now I have to figure if it's a good thing or a bad thing. :D
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Originally posted by Splinter
yeah hey guys :D.... im the brother who dosnt shut up.
Great, now we have two admin's brothers around here... :p
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Originally posted by Splinter
I DO NOT!!! *slap* take it all back! (http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/blackeye/2ar15smilie.gif)
yeah hey guys :D.... im the brother who dosnt shut up. (http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/blackeye/Monkey_wink.gif)
and thanks steak that was really nice of you *im coming for you*(http://www.jamezbrown.com/mysmilies/contrib/dvv/asthanos.gif)
Nice selection of smilies. :lol:
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Originally posted by Styxx
Great, now we have two admin's brothers around here... :p
Two? :confused:
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Originally posted by Setekh
Nice selection of smilies. :lol:
thank you. I copyed them myself (http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/edoom/eat_arrow.gif)
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Originally posted by Setekh
Two? :confused:
Sandwich and Splinter, Styxx and Levyathan.... or did you not know? :D
Originally posted by Splinter
thank you. I copyed them myself (http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/edoom/eat_arrow.gif)
Copied, not copyed - get it right! :D
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Sandwich and Splinter, Styxx and Levyathan.... or did you not know? :D
Copied, not copyed - get it right! :D
DONT CORRECT ME LITTLE MAN! (http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/edoom/one_samuria.gif)
I did however know it looked wrong but im busy dooing school work (http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif)
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Sandwich and Splinter, Styxx and Levyathan.... or did you not know? :D
Is your brother younger or older than you?
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Originally posted by Styxx
Is your brother younger or older than you?
shhh. im younger, 16. but is still kick his arse any day on Reneagde ;7 (about the only thing i have over him :( , its pretty pathetic.)
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Originally posted by Splinter
shhh. im younger, 16. but is still kick his arse any day on Reneagde ;7 (about the only thing i have over him :( , its pretty pathetic.)
Oh boy. I feel for you, Sandwich.
:D
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Originally posted by Styxx
Oh boy. I feel for you, Sandwich.
:D
oh yeah i can annoy the hell out of him within microseconds... i dont even try, but you have to get him while hes working or it wont work :p
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Originally posted by Styxx
Oh boy. I feel for you, Sandwich.
:D
Bah - of course he doesn't mention why he can beat me in Renegade, the little conniver. I have a P3-600, 17" monitor, and a Elsa GeForce2 MX - I play at 800x600. He has a P3-800, a 19" monitor, and a GeForce3 Ultra. He plays at 1280x1024 (or is it 1600x1200? I forget...).
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Originally posted by Splinter
oh yeah i can annoy the hell out of him within microseconds... i dont even try, but you have to get him while hes working or it wont work :p
Meh - I can just post all those pics of you trying to hide from me and my camera everywhere... I have about 40 I think. :D
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Bah - of course he doesn't mention why he can beat me in Renegade, the little conniver. I have a P3-600, 17" monitor, and a Elsa GeForce2 MX - I play at 800x600. He has a P3-800, a 19" monitor, and a GeForce3 Ultra. He plays at 1280x1024 (or is it 1600x1200? I forget...).
HA! that still wouldnt explain why i beat everyone else as well :D
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Meh - I can just post all those pics of you trying to hide from me and my camera everywhere... I have about 40 I think. :D
:eek2: YOU WOULDNT! I SWEAR I WILL SIT ON YOU!
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Originally posted by Splinter
:eek2: YOU WOULDNT! I SWEAR I WILL SIT ON YOU!
Ok, now you have to post'em.
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Originally posted by Splinter
HA! that still wouldnt explain why i beat everyone else as well :D
Never said you were bad... I just meant that my true abilities have been hampered by the hardware I use. Put us on even turf and then we can compare.
Bah, either way, as a team we are the best, accept no substitutes. There's no way to beat instant "Repair the Weapons Factory!!!" yelling between rooms. :D
Originally posted by Splinter
:eek2: YOU WOULDNT! I SWEAR I WILL SIT ON YOU!
;7 ;7 ;7
Originally posted by Styxx
Ok, now you have to post'em.
Ok, maybe a compromise.... ;) Hold on a minute...
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(http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/cwm/3dlil/mad.gif)(http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/cwm/3dlil/mad.gif)(http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/cwm/3dlil/mad.gif)(http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/cwm/3dlil/mad.gif)(http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/cwm/3dlil/mad.gif)(http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/cwm/3dlil/mad.gif)(http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/cwm/3dlil/mad.gif) may i just remind you that your ability to reproduce hangs in the balance (no pun intended :lol: ) watch what you post brother.
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Originally posted by Splinter
may i just remind you that your ability to reproduce hangs in the balance (no pun intended :lol: ) watch what you post brother.
:nervous: :shaking: :nervous: :shaking: :nervous: :shaking: :nervous: :shaking:
:rolleyes:
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Here we go.
(http://www.brainzipper.com/splinter_mural.jpg)
:D
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Am I to be amused to disturbed by that? I can't tell :nervous:
Why has no-one fired this:
(http://www.geocities.com/lionrampant31uk/welcomebeam.txt)
EDIT: WHOA! WHAT THE F00K HAPPENED TO MY LM AVATAR? ITS GONE ALL... SHINEY!
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Here we go.
Tiny.
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Originally posted by Splinter
I DO NOT!!! *slap* take it all back! (http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/blackeye/2ar15smilie.gif)
Hmm, that was not clear. I meant the name. In Israel, I would expect to find someone named "Michael". In Texas, I would expect to find someone named "Jed". :)
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Oh, gawd.... :rolleyes: Roll out the welcome paraphinelia, guys... :p
Oh joy...... as if one of him wasn't enough. :p
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another lovely case of brotherly love...
how sweet :p
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you should see me with my little brother, :doubt: .
anyway, someone should copy those smileys to the submission thread, they're pretty funny:nod:
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Originally posted by Styxx
Great, now we have two admin's brothers around here... :p
But when I joined you were a spammer, not an admin.
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Originally posted by Levyathan
But when I joined you were a spammer, not an admin.
Hmm, sorta. I was already fixing all DB problems, but I only got Admin access while the problem lasted.
:p
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Originally posted by vyper
Am I to be amused to disturbed by that? I can't tell :nervous:
Why has no-one fired this:
(http://www.geocities.com/lionrampant31uk/welcomebeam.txt)
EDIT: WHOA! WHAT THE F00K HAPPENED TO MY LM AVATAR? ITS GONE ALL... SHINEY!
hey, thanks man!
Originally posted by Styxx
Tiny.
not small enough, you can still see it cant you :-/
Originally posted by Goober5000
Hmm, that was not clear. I meant the name. In Israel, I would expect to find someone named "Michael". In Texas, I would expect to find someone named "Jed". :)
actually Jed is short for Jedidiah whitch is from the hebrew name Yedidiah, or if you prefer to see in hebrew: éãéãéä :D
Originally posted by kasperl
you should see me with my little brother, :doubt: .
anyway, someone should copy those smileys to the submission thread, they're pretty funny:nod:
hehe you can find them all here (http://www.mysmilies.com)
AND FOR ALL I HAvE A SAD ANNOUNCMENT! my brother, despite my warnings, decided to post those pictures. Im afraid you wont be seeing him again for a long time. just dont tell the cops to look in my closet :nervous:
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Originally posted by Splinter
actually Jed is short for Jedidiah whitch is from the hebrew name Yedidiah
Aha. I see.
or if you prefer to see in hebrew: éãéãéä :D
Hmm, that would work better if I had Hebrew characters installed on my computer. :D
AND FOR ALL I HAvE A SAD ANNOUNCMENT! my brother, despite my warnings, decided to post those pictures. Im afraid you wont be seeing him again for a long time. just dont tell the cops to look in my closet :nervous:
Not a good idea. I left a sandwich in my closet once, and after a few days I couldn't go in my room, it smelled so bad. ;)
Note: The above anecdote is completely false, but it makes for a funny story. :lol:
EDIT: Hmm, I guess the misplaced smiley gave that away, didn't it?
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*can't think of a decent closet joke*
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Originally posted by Goober5000
Hmm, that would work better if I had Hebrew characters installed on my computer. :D
Not a good idea. I left a sandwich in my closet once, and after a few days I couldn't go in my room, it smelled so bad. ;)
Note: The above anecdote is completely false, but it makes for a funny story. :lol:
EDIT: Hmm, I guess the misplaced smiley gave that away, didn't it?
meh he stinks bad enough when he isnt dead. :lol:
no i kid. he is always minty fresh *coughhedosntevenknowwhatdeoderantiscough* ho humm.... *wistles "in the hall of the mountain king"*
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Originally posted by Levyathan
*can't think of a decent closet joke*
oooh i got one. in a couple of weeks he'll need to "come out of the closet" :lol:
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I was about to ask when he would come out of the closet, but that wasn't good enough.
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Originally posted by Levyathan
*can't think of a decent closet joke*
*can't think of a decent closet joke involving a certain admin*
:D
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lol well i found this while looking in google for "closet joke" :lol:
A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9
year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and
shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the
closet, with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it."
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$25.00"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball mitt."
The lover remembering the last time asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$75.00"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't, I
sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -
"$100.00" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that, that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The
priest says, "Don't start that over again."
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Originally posted by Splinter
{doesn't matter what goes here, really - anything will do}
:blah::sigh:
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Did you come out of the closet? :D
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I never went into the closet - they don't have those walk-in deals here like they do in the west, so for me, being 6'3" / 200lbs, to get into a closet, would take a shoehorn or something. :p
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or that bug from M-I-B to break you in half and stuff you in there
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Originally posted by Sandwich
I never went into the closet - they don't have those walk-in deals here like they do in the west, so for me, being 6'3" / 200lbs, to get into a closet, would take a shoehorn or something. :p
no, I think he meant the gay bar across the street from whoop ass groceries ;)
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
no, I think he meant the gay bar across the street from whoop ass groceries ;)
They don't have many gay bars in Jerusalem - too many Orthodox would have mass conniptions. :p
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Oh, gawd.... Roll out the welcome paraphinelia, guys...
But... Shrike stole the bong last week!
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Yah! Go anoying little brothers!
me:(http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/edoom/samurai.gif) Sushi anyone ;7
Splinter: (http://www.jamezbrown.com/mysmilies/contrib/edoom/boxing_smiley.gif)
Levyathan: (http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/edoom/laser_shot_jump.gif)
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Ho! You samurai no match for Stryke Ninja!
[breaks Deepblue's neck]
Best part about being ninja killing Samurai.
Older brothers kick ass, excuse me. Younger siblings are whiny parasites, who crimp our style.:p
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Luckily for me Sushi is gone and will be gone untill march of next year. He is currently in Romania.
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Originally posted by Deepblue
Luckily for me Sushi is gone and will be gone untill march of next year. He is currently in Romania.
So that's where he was, I was wondering where the critic went. :nod:
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Originally posted by Deepblue
Laughing at "art".
I am filling in for him ;7
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Hey Jed! Don't cause too much trouble around here, y'hear? :)
Originally posted by vyper
EDIT: WHOA! WHAT THE F00K HAPPENED TO MY LM AVATAR? ITS GONE ALL... SHINEY!
Stunaep asked me to make a new one :)
Originally posted by Deepblue
Yah! Go anoying little brothers!
me:(http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/edoom/samurai.gif) Sushi anyone ;7
You're Sushi's little bro? Tell him we miss him! :nod:
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Originally posted by Setekh
Hey Jed! Don't cause too much trouble around here, y'hear? :)
umm no, i wont. :nervous:
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I've given you a title. Hopefully it'll warn off anyone from your wrath. :shaking:
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Originally posted by Setekh
I've given you a title. Hopefully it'll warn off anyone from your wrath.
Oh, what fear fills my soul.
Originally posted by StrykeIX
Older brothers kick ass,
Indeed we do.
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Boy, is that closet joke old or what.
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Originally posted by Setekh
I've given you a title. Hopefully it'll warn off anyone from your wrath. :shaking:
ROFL.... "..quit speaking when I'm interruptng!" :p
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Originally posted by Setekh
I've given you a title. Hopefully it'll warn off anyone from your wrath. :shaking:
aha thanks!!! WATCH YOURSELF BOYZZ WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Originally posted by Setekh
I've given you a title. Hopefully it'll warn off anyone from your wrath. :shaking:
I've seen better. :p
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Originally posted by Shrike
I've seen better. :p
Shrikey, you _are_ aware that since glow tags aren't polluting Mozilla/Netscape 7.0's code, you appear to not have a title in those browsers, right? :D
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Shrikey, you _are_ aware that since glow tags aren't polluting Mozilla/Netscape 7.0's code, you appear to not have a title in those browsers, right? :D
Like anyone cares about those browsers... :p :D
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Originally posted by Sandwich
mass conniptions. :p
:wtf: :nervous: :wtf:
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Originally posted by Styxx
Like anyone cares about those browsers... :p :D
*ker-SLAP!!*
:D
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Originally posted by Sandwich
*ker-SLAP!!*
Pfft. What I said is still true, you know? :p
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Originally posted by Styxx
Pfft. What I said is still true, you know? :p
Hey, I switched because Mozilla was finally good competition to IE. I'm sure many other have as well. I'd be interested to see the bowser stats by month for the last year for a big website such as CNN or something - I wonder how much IE has lost in recent weeks/months since Netscape 7.0 and Mozilla 1.0/1.2.
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Older brothers kick ass,
Exactly! Now I need to show my brother that... :D
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Originally posted by Deepblue
Yah! Go anoying little brothers!
I'm not sure I agree with that - specially because you have not heard Styxx talk about his world domination plan. With details included.
:D
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Originally posted by Levyathan
I'm not sure I agree with that - specially because you have not heard Styxx talk about his world domination plan. With details included.
:D
You mean..... it's not a joke??!?!?!?!?!!??!?!? :eek2: :nervous: :shaking:
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Of course it's not a joke! I don't remember all of it, but I'm pretty sure the first steps involve winning the lottery and forming an extermination group. Then we're all doomed.
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Originally posted by Sandwich
You mean..... it's not a joke??!?!?!?!?!!??!?!? :eek2: :nervous: :shaking:
Yeah, I even get kidnapped to be one of his minions (or something). It's grand. ;)
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Originally posted by Setekh
Hey Jed! Don't cause too much trouble around here, y'hear? :)
Stunaep asked me to make a new one :)
You're Sushi's little bo? Tell him we miss him! :nod:
Sure!!! :D
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Originally posted by Setekh
I've given you a title. Hopefully it'll warn off anyone from your wrath. :shaking:
:wtf: Oh I see how it works now... to get a title you be REAAALLY anoying yet strangely humorous. :wtf: It all makes sense now...
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Nah, Jed - err, I mean, Splinter - is a special friend of mine, that's all. ;) All you really have to do is have a character. :)
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Meh. Doubt it.
[eats Deepblue's brain]
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Well I love math and physics but CP already fills that discription.
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Cut your finger off and post a picture. I'm sure they'll give you a special title for that.
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No no no... I want a GOOD reputation. I think your thinking of a STUPID/CRAZY reputation like Darkage. J/king
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Originally posted by Levyathan
Cut your finger off and post a picture. I'm sure they'll give you a special title for that.
...I'm sure there's something in our hosting agreement which disallows members to disfigure themselves. :p
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Originally posted by Deepblue
STUPID/CRAZY
Stupid and crazy are not mutually inclusive. Darkage rocks. ;)
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Originally posted by Setekh
...I'm sure there's something in our hosting agreement which disallows members to disfigure themselves. :p
Even easier - he'd get the title Kicked out.
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We've had far more than enough of those in HLP's lifetime, no thanks. :o
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Originally posted by Setekh
Nah, Jed - err, I mean, Splinter - is a special friend of mine, that's all. ;) All you really have to do is have a character. :)
character? It's all about the body.. err.. this isn't about women, is it?
:blah:
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Originally posted by Alikchi
who here thinks pepsi is 100% pure, concentrated satan-juice?
Careful, all the religious types might take you seriously.