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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Sandwich on January 13, 2003, 08:25:33 am
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[q]Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet, didn't put enough postage on a letter bomb, and it came back marked "return to sender." He opened the package and was blown away. [/q]
Source: All over (http://www.google.com/search?q=Khay+Rahnajet&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&lr=lang_en&sa=X&oi=lrtip7)
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OMFG ROTFLMAO!!!!:lol::lol::lol:
What a dumb****, get blown away by your own bomb:D
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that someone could be THAT stupid, it's amazing
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:lol:
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Originally posted by Sandwich
[q]Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet, didn't put enough postage on a letter bomb, and it came back marked "return to sender." He opened the package and was blown away. [/q]
Source: All over (http://www.google.com/search?q=Khay+Rahnajet&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&lr=lang_en&sa=X&oi=lrtip7)
YOU TURD *SLAP* stealing my stories for your own post gain! :(
ok im over it :D
but dont let it happen again little man, I need these stories to gain acceptance here ;)
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ok ok i have one
(15 July 1999, Bangkok) A circus dwarf met a disastrous demise, when he was swallowed by a hippopotamus in a freak accident in northern Thailand.
Od the Dwarf had just astounded the audience with a trapeze performance, when he dismounted onto a trampoline at a bad angle. He was launched sideways into the mouth of a yawning hippopotamus waiting to appear in the next act. Hilda the Hippo gagged and instinctively swallowed the small man while spectators continued to applaud, not realizing their tragic mistake.
Horrified circus members rushed to save the dwarf, but were unable to extract him from the traumatized beast. Veterinarians defended Hilda by pointing out that she was a vegetarian, and had never before digested a circus performer.
The trampoline is being subjected to forensic analysis.
The circus is now hiring.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
ok, after ROFLMAO, i am starting to doubt if this is funny.:doubt:
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its ok to laugh everyone laughs at darwin awards and to win them you have to die... dont be embaressed go ahead laugh it up :lol:
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BTW,i just found that story in the urban legends section on darwinawards.com. you know, if you steal a story, you could also ad the source of your story.
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would be much more funny if it was true :D ( the first one I mean :p )
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is the first one fake to? i just found the second one from splinter. i tought the one frm snadwich whas real.:rolleyes:
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i think when he said the first one he ment the one by sandwich.
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Yup, this was pretty funny three years ago.
(contemplates posting link to JATO Car story)
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heheheh (@ the terrorist. That circus **** isn't funny at all ) :doubt:
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Ok, for the record: The terrorist story is in the "Awaiting Verification" section of the Darwin Awards. The one Splinter posted was the one found in the urban legends - as is Zylon's referred-to JATO story. :D
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did he actually die?
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Originally posted by Sandwich
[q]Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet, didn't put enough postage on a letter bomb, and it came back marked "return to sender." He opened the package and was blown away. [/q]
Source: All over (http://www.google.com/search?q=Khay+Rahnajet&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&lr=lang_en&sa=X&oi=lrtip7)
Dang! I mean.....hello did the birds eat his brain or something? Who would be so stupid not to recognise his own EVIL package. But I don't find this quite funny. This is a tragedy even though he is Iraqi. It's tragic because he is so damn stupid.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
heheheh (@ the terrorist. That circus **** isn't funny at all ) :doubt:
Oh, so it's ok to laugh at the grisy death of someone, just beacuse they looked at the US in a threaening way?
It like saying:
"That man has just gone through a mincer!"
"It's OK, he's an arab."
For god sake!
:leaves in disgust:
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Oh, so it's ok to laugh at the grisy death of someone, just beacuse they looked at the US in a threaening way?
It like saying:
"That man has just gone through a mincer!"
"It's OK, he's an arab."
For god sake!
:leaves in disgust:
:wtf:
Of course it is. It's fun to laugh at the grisly death of anyone. Period.
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Heard these before, but they're still funny. :D :D
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Originally posted by 01010
:wtf:
Of course it is. It's fun to laugh at the grisly death of anyone. Period.
Then I suppose you'd enjoy the videos of people getting their arms ripped off at
www.bigbrothermagazine.com
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Then I suppose you'd enjoy the videos of people getting their arms ripped off at
www.bigbrothermagazine.com
All a matter of how really, but I should imagine I'd find a few to giggle at.
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Oh, so it's ok to laugh at the grisy death of someone, just beacuse they looked at the US in a threaening way?
It like saying:
"That man has just gone through a mincer!"
"It's OK, he's an arab."
For god sake!
:leaves in disgust:
Oh, gosh, wake up! Ever hear of someone falling into their own trap? If you set out to murder someone, and accidentally shoot yourself instead out of sheer stupidity, then you are stupid and the world can laugh at your evil being turned against it's source.
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What Sandwich said. Politics doesn't really come in here, the guy was just a dumbass, and what's more, a murderous one, thus hard to sympathize with.
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oh for pete's sake, this discussion is as pointless as the one about racism in LOTR.
World's not fair. deal with it.
I'd laugh at him if he were a white man, but him being an Iraqi, makes it all the more funnier. I'm not a pro-racist by any means, but it really has been overexagerated this past year, so I just wanted to express myself.
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I laugh and pity him, dying is horrible period - but it's ironic that he killed himself using a weapon he created with a purpose to kill others. I call that justice, even if it's sad that someone died.
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Eh, happens to everyone.
Personally, I think expressions of sympathy or pity for the dead are an expression of sympathy or pity for someone who just cracked one. It happens to everyone, including oneself, so luck, good or bad, isn't really involved. If they dies particularly unpleasantly, that's another story, but the same applies for any extremely painful experience one survives- and in this case, I doubt the person in question did. Being blown to bits by a mailbomb would kill you almost instantly.
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To be honest, I thought both stories were funny. :D
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That Darwin award is soooo old. Oh well its funny. :D
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Oh, so it's ok to laugh at the grisy death of someone, just beacuse they looked at the US in a threaening way?
It like saying:
"That man has just gone through a mincer!"
"It's OK, he's an arab."
For god sake!
:leaves in disgust:
whoever you wanna be...
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Anyone who while attempting to kill someone else manages instead to do themselves in is worthy of derision regardless of their ethnic origin. Sadly that story isn`t true but this one is.
From the Darwin Awards Site (http://www.darwinawards.com/index.html) 5 September 1999, Jerusalem In most parts of the world, the switch away from Daylight Saving Time proceeds smoothly. But the time change raised havoc with Palestinian terrorists this year.
Israel insisted on a premature switch from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time to accommodate a week of pre-sunrise prayers. Palestinians refused to live on "Zionist Time." Two weeks of scheduling havoc ensued. Nobody knew the "correct" time.
At precisely 5:30pm on Sunday, two coordinated car bombs exploded in different cities, killing three terrorists who were transporting the bombs. It was initially believed that the devices had been detonated prematurely by klutzy amateurs. A closer look revealed the truth behind the explosions.
The bombs had been prepared in a Palestine-controlled area, and set to detonate on Daylight Saving Time. But the confused drivers had already switched to Standard Time. When they picked up the bombs, they neglected to ask whose watch was used to set the timing mechanism. As a result, the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated, delivering the terrorists to their untimely demises.
Again I find it similarly funny when a member of the IRA blew himself up on a bus while transporting a bomb.
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Originally posted by karajorma
From the Darwin Awards Site (http://www.darwinawards.com/index.html) 5 September 1999, Jerusalem In most parts of the world, the switch away from Daylight Saving Time proceeds smoothly. But the time change raised havoc with Palestinian terrorists this year.
Israel insisted on a premature switch from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time to accommodate a week of pre-sunrise prayers. Palestinians refused to live on "Zionist Time." Two weeks of scheduling havoc ensued. Nobody knew the "correct" time.
At precisely 5:30pm on Sunday, two coordinated car bombs exploded in different cities, killing three terrorists who were transporting the bombs. It was initially believed that the devices had been detonated prematurely by klutzy amateurs. A closer look revealed the truth behind the explosions.
The bombs had been prepared in a Palestine-controlled area, and set to detonate on Daylight Saving Time. But the confused drivers had already switched to Standard Time. When they picked up the bombs, they neglected to ask whose watch was used to set the timing mechanism. As a result, the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated, delivering the terrorists to their untimely demises.
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Oh, gosh, I remember when that happened. Yeah, each year here they usually have a vote to see when they should change the daylight savings time . :doubt:
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Originally posted by Thunder
I laugh and pity him, dying is horrible period - but it's ironic that he killed himself using a weapon he created with a purpose to kill others. I call that justice, even if it's sad that someone died.
Bah it's not quite "justice" It's the boomerang logic. We say in my country: If you mean evil to someone, the evil shall return to you. (I think it is formulated that way or something)
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"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you."
"What goes around comes around."
"You reap what you sow."
"Payback is a *****."
Etc and so on...
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you."
"What goes around comes around."
"You reap what you sow."
"Payback is a *****."
Etc and so on...
A.K.A. The Golden Rule.
...4000th post! :nervous:
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Originally posted by Sandwich
A.K.A. The Golden Rule.
...4000th post! :nervous:
*cough finally cough* ;)
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
*cough finally cough* ;)
Oh, shut yer trap - I happen to have a Real Life™ in addition to my HLP addiction.... unlike some people around here. :p
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Originally posted by Sandwich
...4000th post! :nervous:
Newbie.
...5000th post! :nervous:
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Admin CP -> Find User -> an0n -> Postcount....
...nahh. :p
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Originally posted by Stunaep
oh for pete's sake, this discussion is as pointless as the one about racism in LOTR.
racism in LOTR? why didn't i hear about that :D
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Admin CP -> Find User -> an0n -> Postcount....
I half-expected that. Infact, I still do, as soon as Thunder or Shrike sees it.
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Originally posted by an0n
I half-expected that. Infact, I still do, as soon as Thunder or Shrike sees it.
Yeah, I'm too good to you. :p
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Originally posted by an0n
Newbie.
...5000th post! :nervous:
Calling the AWACS! Do you copy?
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I actually do find that first one funny, I only posted the mock disgust to piss people off.:D
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An0n: Aww, you can be like a mini-Stryke, and follow me around everywhere. I needed a flunky, anyway...:p
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Originally posted by StrykeIX
An0n: Aww, you can be like a mini-Stryke, and follow me around everywhere. I needed a flunky, anyway...:p
Just don't let him near the laser. :D
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:drevil:
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
Yup, this was pretty funny three years ago.
(contemplates posting link to JATO Car story)
Now that one was a good one :nod:
Ah what the hell..
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html
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Originally posted by Thorn
Now that one was a good one :nod:
Ah what the hell..
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html
yeah that is like the all time classic darwin awards story we used to tell it all the time...by we i mean sandwich :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Oh, shut yer trap - I happen to have a Real Life™ in addition to my HLP addiction.... unlike some people around here. :p
meh..
school is the reallife, right? :nervous:
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Originally posted by Thorn
Now that one was a good one :nod:
Ah what the hell..
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html
[q]Jet Assisted Take-Off
1995 Darwin Awards Winner
Confirmed Bogus by Darwin[/q]
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Originally posted by Sandwich
[q]Jet Assisted Take-Off
1995 Darwin Awards Winner
Confirmed Bogus by Darwin[/q]
ROFLMAO![/i]
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Originally posted by nuclear1
ROFLMAO![/i]
:wtf:
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I think he was referring to the article itself. :D However, what is that guy at the bottom talking about? Was there a real such incident a longer time ago somewhere else? Anyway, those Darwin things are hilarious. :D :D
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They're even trying to sell books of them, but why buy books when you can read them over the 'net.