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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Fineus on January 22, 2003, 03:17:01 pm

Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Fineus on January 22, 2003, 03:17:01 pm: Spam like you never have before. Give me something to lock.

I dares ya.
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Stryke 9 on January 22, 2003, 03:18:46 pm: I would, but... this takes all the fun right out of it.
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Ulundel on January 22, 2003, 03:19:09 pm: Why mister president. Whatever do you mean...
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Ulundel on January 22, 2003, 03:22:02 pm: What do you think about this BTW?

http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/3rdtwilight/stuff/intelanim1.avi
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: an0n on January 22, 2003, 03:22:14 pm: Way to suck the fun outta it.

:doubt:
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Fineus on January 22, 2003, 03:22:39 pm: Fine, fine. Lets have an intellectual discussion about the current state of the British transport system instead. I want in completely serious. No spamming, here me? :devil:
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Ulundel on January 22, 2003, 03:24:53 pm: Hey all. I'm new here. What's up? :D
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: an0n on January 22, 2003, 03:28:38 pm: I mean, Stagecoach are the biggest piece of crap ever. Give me the old Corporation bus service any day.

And privatization of the rail. They did it to save money and have put more into it through subsisides than they ever did when it was still government owned. Companies like Rail-Track run it badly, syphon off all the money to pay their stock-holders and then ***** for subsidies. My taxes are paying for their ****ing Mercedes'. How ****ed up is that?
Title: Re: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: SKYNET-011 on January 22, 2003, 03:34:59 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
Spam like you never have before. Give me something to lock.

I dares ya.

I'm too scared! :shaking:
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Stryke 9 on January 22, 2003, 03:35:52 pm: The day that Britain adopts a jetpack-based transit system as standard, I'll consider it to be at least on par. Until then...
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: an0n on January 22, 2003, 03:42:54 pm: Pfff. Cannons are the way to go. Or Futurama-style tubes.
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Stryke 9 on January 22, 2003, 03:45:33 pm: Catapults?
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: an0n on January 22, 2003, 03:52:12 pm: Hows about seal-skin slidey-boots?

*has an idea how to make the thread 0wnable*

*cough*fattonys.com*cough*
*cough*/images*cough*
*cough*seal.jpg*cough*
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Stryke 9 on January 22, 2003, 03:53:37 pm: That picture rules. Hell, if I had that instead of my Yippie emblem, I'd stick it in my sig. What you so ashamed of?:p
Title: Condoms!
Post by: vyper on January 22, 2003, 03:54:45 pm: How d'ya buy them? Online? Over the counter? Out the machines?
I think the last is safest, as your parents can't see the package arrive and ask what it is, and you don't have to face a cashier. :nod:
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Stryke 9 on January 22, 2003, 03:55:58 pm: Sometimes, I go out to truckstops and cheap hotels and dump bucketfuls of Hepatitis B culture in the tops of condom machines, just to see what happens.
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: SKYNET-011 on January 22, 2003, 04:16:49 pm: Quote
Originally posted by StrykeIX
Sometimes, I go out to truckstops and cheap hotels and dump bucketfuls of Hepatitis B culture in the tops of condom machines, just to see what happens.

:lol: :drevil:
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: 01010 on January 22, 2003, 05:02:33 pm: Quote
Originally posted by StrykeIX
Sometimes, I go out to truckstops and cheap hotels and dump bucketfuls of Hepatitis B culture in the tops of condom machines, just to see what happens.

What happens?
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Sandwich on January 22, 2003, 06:17:39 pm: Erm... Thunder? That you, bud? :wtf:
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Stealth on January 22, 2003, 07:03:56 pm: Quote
http://www.fattonys.com/images/
Warning: Files are subject to possible sporadic deletions due to my not wanting to have to pay for extra webspace.

i thought that's on your own personal server?
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Stealth on January 22, 2003, 07:04:44 pm: i don't like your new name :(
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Knight Templar on January 22, 2003, 08:13:05 pm: You see, Thunder is being hacked like a little ***** again. That's the only thing that explains all this me thinks...

Actually.. It would be like him. :doubt:
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Knight Templar on January 22, 2003, 08:30:27 pm: oo speaking of stupidity, I deleted my shortcut to the support forum? Doesn't that suck?
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Kamikaze on January 22, 2003, 08:32:44 pm: erm....errr....
SVG 1.1 was released!!! :D

http://www.w3.org - first thing in news
Title: Re: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Black Wolf on January 22, 2003, 08:35:40 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
Spam like you never have before. Give me something to lock.

I dares ya.

Ahem...

[Opera] (hum along :))

****... ********... ********suck************

****... ****you... ****youyounewbiedick!

Let's go... downloadagameoo... itwould be so easyy... justgo - to - this - siiiiiiiiiiiite! (http://www.warez.com)

Bushisatard.

Godisnotreal.

Ihatetheadminsandtheir****ingstupidlispingbrainless spaaam...ing....threaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads

[/Opera]

Thankyou.

Thankyou

Lockworthy?
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Knight Templar on January 22, 2003, 08:37:16 pm: Go die.

and while your at it, can you buy me some ice cream?
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: WMCoolmon on January 22, 2003, 08:40:23 pm: As you wish.
[size=10]Thunder!
Thunder!
Thundercats![/size]
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Knight Templar on January 22, 2003, 08:46:00 pm: *Throws milkshake at Coolmon*

Foodfight!
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: WMCoolmon on January 22, 2003, 08:48:39 pm: Thunder has become...Kalfireth? :confused:
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Knight Templar on January 22, 2003, 08:53:46 pm: No, Thunder is off in DisneyLand: Paris™
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: 01010 on January 23, 2003, 01:26:22 am: Quote
Originally posted by WMCoolmon
As you wish.
[size=10]Thunder!
Thunder!
Thundercats![/size]
[SIZE=10]HHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/SIZE]
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Fineus on January 23, 2003, 01:42:18 am: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
No, Thunder is off in DisneyLand: Paris™

Shivers...

No way, went there once - I mean talk about comercialism. It's a nice place and all but it happened to rain most of the time we were there so despite it being this big highly paid complex it still felt cheesy and sad. I was kinda happy to be sitting on the coach home listening to NIN CDs...

And for the doubters, check my new sticky thread for clarification on the name...
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Knight Templar on January 23, 2003, 01:47:11 am: Sticky? Where? I don't see one..
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Knight Templar on January 23, 2003, 01:48:45 am: Never Mind..

Note: i've lost all fatherly/godly/snivling principal image of you that I've ever had.. :doubt:

:sigh:
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Fineus on January 23, 2003, 01:48:54 am: Edit: Oh you got it...

And I don't think you ever had any godly images of me - so I'm not sure how much that counts for. Either way I'm still the same old person underneath, if it helps - imagine a beared mage in a mountain top castle whenever you hear the name. Or don't :)
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Goober5000 on January 23, 2003, 01:49:09 am: Aha. Now we know - Thunder hacked himself!

...:wtf:
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Knight Templar on January 23, 2003, 01:50:08 am: I can't even say his damn name right.. I think it'll always translate to Kalifireteh in my mind..
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Fineus on January 23, 2003, 01:51:24 am: Copy and paste guys, copy and paste :)
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Knight Templar on January 23, 2003, 01:54:14 am: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
Edit: Oh you got it...

And I don't think you ever had any godly images of me - so I'm not sure how much that counts for. Either way I'm still the same old person underneath, if it helps - imagine a beared mage in a mountain top castle whenever you hear the name. Or don't :)

:wtf:

Actually the image was described by Goob I think as the Playboy life style: Bling Blingin'! ala that one boat picture.

I think Ima go to sleepy now.. My name better not be amandawanda when I wake up..

Oh yea.. BF1942 was mentioned somewhere... makes me wanna practice this weekend ;7
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Goober5000 on January 23, 2003, 01:55:21 am: I agree with Knight Templar. Thunder sounded powerful and admin-like. Kalfireth just sounds like one of Colonel Thpigot'th emissaries.

Bonus points to whoever gets that reference. :)
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Goober5000 on January 23, 2003, 01:57:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
Actually the image was described by Goob I think as the Playboy life style: Bling Blingin'! ala that one boat picture.

:wtf: :shaking: Not me. What are you talking about?

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I think Ima go to sleepy now.. My name better not be amandawanda when I wake up..

:lol: It'd be funny if it were... :lol:
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Fineus on January 23, 2003, 01:57:12 am: If it's any help. I can altar my avatar to be far more godlike than it is now... but y'know - I kinda got the impression me masqurading as a god wouldn't go down to well ;)
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Knight Templar on January 23, 2003, 01:59:26 am: oh, my bad. It was Diamondgeezer ;)

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Is it me, or does Thunder live the playboy lifestyle? Bling bling!

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Originally posted by Kalfireth
If it's any help. I can altar my avatar to be far more godlike than it is now... but y'know - I kinda got the impression me masqurading as a god wouldn't go down to well ;)

whatever.. as long as it has the platinum chains and teeth :thepimp:

edit: *needs one more post to go to bed*
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Goober5000 on January 23, 2003, 02:00:57 am: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
If it's any help. I can altar my avatar to be far more godlike than it is now... but y'know - I kinda got the impression me masqurading as a god wouldn't go down to well ;)

Probably not. But people are probably going to be much more inclined to accept a reputation of a post-count resetting, thread-locking, ticked-off admin if your name is Thunder than if it's Kalfireth.

Now you want to decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing. :)

EDIT: added quote to clarify what I was responding to
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Knight Templar on January 23, 2003, 02:02:19 am: no no.. don't you see by his new attitude? He's a whole new Thun... err.. Kalibreath ;)

*runs across the border*
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Fineus on January 23, 2003, 02:07:33 am: Love you too KT ;)
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Goober5000 on January 23, 2003, 02:13:37 am: Hmm... Google turned up nothing.

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Dictionary.com
No entry found for kalfireth.
4 suggestions found:

keel over

kelpwort

Klavier

koala bear

:lol: This might prove interesting. :lol:

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keel
n.
Nautical.
The principal structural member of a ship, running lengthwise along the center line from bow to stern, to which the frames are attached.
A ship.
A structure, such as the breastbone of a bird, that resembles a ship's keel in function or shape.
The principal structural member of an aircraft, resembling a ship's keel in shape and function.
A pair of united petals in certain flowers, as those of the pea.

intr. & tr.v. Nautical keeled, keel·ing, keels
To capsize or cause to capsize.

Phrasal Verb:
keel over
To collapse or fall into or as if into a faint.

[Middle English kele, from Old Norse kjölr.]

Klavier

n : a stringed instrument that has a keyboard [syn: clavier, Klavier]

kelpwort

n : bushy plant of Old World salt marshes and sea beaches having prickly leaves; burned to produce a crude soda ash [syn: saltwort, barilla, glasswort, kali, Salsola kali, Salsola soda]

koala bear

n : sluggish tailless Australian arboreal marsupial with gray furry ears and coat; feeds on eucalyptus leaves and bark [syn: koala, kangaroo bear, native bear, Phascolarctos cinereus]

Oh - congratulations for making 4300, amandawanda. ;)
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Black Wolf on January 23, 2003, 02:35:07 am: Koala's are not bears. There's a whole song about it, and yet the dictionary still gets it wrong.

Stupid Dictionary.
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Nico on January 23, 2003, 02:36:56 am: 1
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Goober5000 on January 23, 2003, 02:37:21 am: Meh - neither is a panda. And a peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Isn't English great? :p
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Nico on January 23, 2003, 02:41:00 am: 2
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Goober5000 on January 23, 2003, 02:42:46 am: 3! :ha:

:nervous: What are we counting? :nervous:
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Nico on January 23, 2003, 02:49:47 am: 4
how far I can go before this is locked :p
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Black Wolf on January 23, 2003, 02:51:09 am: I'd estimate somewhere around about 17... if you do it while Thunder's asleep
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Nico on January 23, 2003, 02:55:44 am: well 4 again, coz 3 wasn't by me :p
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Nico on January 23, 2003, 03:02:04 am: 5.
don't think I'll go on with that, it's boring :doubt:
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Goober5000 on January 23, 2003, 03:04:54 am: Time to make it interesting. Count in French. ;7

Six!

Wait - that's the same as English... :lol:
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Nico on January 23, 2003, 03:42:42 am: :lol:
okok le'ts learn french :p

sept :D
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Blue Lion on January 23, 2003, 03:44:50 am: http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/madness2.swf
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Darkage on January 23, 2003, 04:33:39 am: The Fluffy files.
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Stunaep on January 23, 2003, 10:05:17 am: Quote
Originally posted by Goober5000
And a peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Isn't

/\
|_the second reason I want my user name set to Mulla Mohammad Omar.
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Ulundel on January 23, 2003, 10:19:22 am: Quote
Originally posted by venom2506
:lol:
okok le'ts learn french :p

sept :D

huit ;)
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Stunaep on January 23, 2003, 10:37:40 am: neuf
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Stealth on January 23, 2003, 10:39:34 am: you guys are crazy :)
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Stunaep on January 23, 2003, 10:47:06 am: Quote
Originally posted by Stealth
you guys are crazy :)

AND multilingual
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Fineus on January 23, 2003, 10:51:50 am: And nowhere near making it to 17. Pwned.
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Sandwich on January 24, 2003, 05:47:20 am: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
Copy and paste guys, copy and paste :)

:ha: You're in for what Bobboau and Setekh go through every day, bud - and to think that you had it great before! :lol:

All Hail KillFarteth!!! ;)
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Sandwich on January 24, 2003, 05:50:48 am: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
And nowhere near making it to 17. Pwned.

8. :D
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Sandwich on January 24, 2003, 05:51:47 am: 9....10...11...12...13...14...15...16...*flash of lightning, sound of thunder*

*dies*
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Fineus on January 24, 2003, 12:40:55 pm: Thus, I win ;)

Or not....damn admin privlages!
Title: Thread of Random Stupidity™
Post by: Sandwich on January 24, 2003, 08:46:39 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
Or not....damn admin privlages!

:D :D :D :D :D