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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Av0uu on January 22, 2003, 07:18:34 pm
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A call to tech Support
Customer: I am having a problem running any version of Cute Girl Suite on my system. I know it is not a problem with my processor because programs like Calculus 3.0 and Physics 2.0 run perfectly well. Whenever i install Cute Girl Suite and run it, the interface is beautiful, but whenever i try to input anything, an error occurs: "A fatal exception has occured in this program: Click OK to continue, CANCEL to exit" When i press OK i an thrown back to the desktop and the following error-log is displayed: "Error in Behavior.exe, corrupt file: emotions.bat, cannot find file: charisma.dll" I have a feeling that there is a problem with my fundamental operating system, but i do not have the time, or will, to format and install another version. I have too much memory tied up with Applied Engineering Student C/O 2005, and cannot possibly re-install all the components required to run it successfully. I have heard the there are many benefits from having Cute Girl Suite, or any of the Visual Cute Girl programs installed, and am anxious to get it up and running.
Tech Support: Ah, this is a common problem with the Applied Engineering Student operating systems. One of reason for this is that in the source of Cut Girl Suite there are special checks to see if programs like Calculus 3.0 or Fluid Mechanics 1.76 are running in the background. If these programs are found, there are is_boring and =!_interested routines built into Cute Girl to prevent any possible general excitement protection faults. I suggest running an J3rk emulator. Though this might seem juvenile and unworthy for such an advanced system to run such primitive software, but all previous versions of Cute Girl Suite have responded very well to it. Another option is to get a good finance program, as usually comes packaged with the Elite Engineering Career upgrade to your present OS. Your best bet is to try the newest versions of Cute Girl, they seem to work well with slightly older operating systems, but be warned, leave the beta testing to the highschoolers, or an extremely illegal error could result. And most of all, stop comparing yourself to a computer and get a life.
If anyone reading this found technical errors with the above joke, please see a counselor immediately.
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Hey, the sign out front said, "clever thread". I want my money back!
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Ha ha ha, boy, computer nerds sure do have a different way of looking at things! Ho, ho, I think I'll go email this to everyone on my address book.