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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Galemp on January 25, 2003, 10:15:46 pm
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Some idiot here in the dorms is pounding out so much base my sphincter is loosening. It's nearly midnight and I have no idea where he is. Everything in my room is vibrating...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
It's driving me insane!! :mad:
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First, you get a gun... or if a gun isn't available a big stick should do it..
now hone in on the bass when you find the offending room, bust the door down and proceed to belt the living daylights out of the bastard with the subwoofers..
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I know exactly how you feel, d00d. Care to fight fire with fire, anyone? :D
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Sphincter you say? **** out in front of his door :D
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Ugh. I know what you mean.
My friend soundproofed his room, so he can drum. I just don't.
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if you have a powerful sound system, then buy a blank tape, or record over a tape a few times, then turn the volume up to full, and play the blank tape. the mime will drive them nuts
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Bah I say! Just start headbanging and enjopy yourself! :p
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Since I doubt you have the response capacity I do (pressurized gasoline vapors and a vacuum-sealed anything, give 'em a bass thump that'll take the floor out from under them), either start screaming and smashing things loud enough for them to get the hint, track them down and hurt them, or get a sledgehammer, find their door, and simulate what their speakers are doing to your head on it. For good measure, scream lines from The Shining every other swing.
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or through a copper pipe between the powerlines of the building,not only will you lose the noise, bu he will likely take the blame for the power loss
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That's pretty hard to do without roasting yourself, though. If you wanna go that route, find the circuit breakers. Power surges and manually throwing them look the same, so yeah.
Or, if you don't know where the breakers are, wrap some copper wire around the end of something long and insulated, have the ends of the wire sticking out, and jam them into a handy wall socket. Instant blackout, particularly if it's an old electrical system.
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
Some idiot here in the dorms is pounding out so much base my sphincter is loosening. It's nearly midnight and I have no idea where he is. Everything in my room is vibrating...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
It's driving me insane!! :mad:
sandwich is that you? ill turn it down :D
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Originally posted by Splinter
sandwich is that you? ill turn it down :D
ROFL - I was thinking of you, lil' bro. :p I was gonna suggest he find out who recently bought a Logitech 4.1 / 5.1 system around there... and then go suck all the air out of their room - sound doesn't travel through a vacuum. :D
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Get a subwoofer, and loop the sound of an LRed through it, or a nuclear explosion.:D
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Get a subwoofer, and loop the sound of an LRed through it, or a nuclear explosion.
There's an idea... even better, the FS2 Ending cutscene. :devil:
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Find him. Kick his door in. Kick his head in. Kick his speakers in. Have sex with his girlfriend. Kick his head in again. Go back to your room and sleep (with or without his girlfriend).
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:devil:
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Originally posted by an0n
Find him. Kick his door in. Kick his head in. Kick his speakers in. Have sex with his girlfriend. Kick his head in again. Go back to your room and sleep (with or without his girlfriend).
BEFORE HE DOES IT TO YOU.
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If you were in a particularly sick mood, you could put his mouth on the kerb...
**** that film's horrble.
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
If you were in a particularly sick mood, you could put his mouth on the kerb...
**** that film's horrble.
Freddy Got Fingered?
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Or American History X.
Which is a pretty sick movie. I had to fast-forward through the prison wedding.
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Originally posted by StrykeIX
Or American History X.
Which is a pretty sick movie. I had to fast-forward through the prison wedding.
Ah never seen it. Just in Freddy Got Fingered there's a little cartoon section where this half guy/half zebra gets his teeth smashed into the ground and then dragged along the floor, taking his gums too.
Always makes me cringe.
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Originally posted by StrykeIX
Or American History X.
Which is a pretty sick movie. I had to fast-forward through the prison wedding.
excellent movie. one of those that makes me think that after all, hollywood movies aren't all crap.
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AHX was a great movie.
Black Hawk Down - now thats horrible :p
or if you're after just plain weird try Naked Lunch
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Originally posted by wEvil
AHX was a great movie.
Might be great in as much as it is a film (the art form etc) but it's bloody horrid to watch, especially when you watch the mouth on the kerb scene at a mate's 16th Birthday, at 2am, and you're pissed.