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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on January 26, 2003, 12:33:48 pm
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^^^^^ Quick question ^^^^^
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Probably bleeding to death as it takes the longest and involves the most agony.
All of the others, save drowning can be done relatively fast, and drownings just.. meh.
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Burning- Stick your hand in an open flame. Have someone hold it there for five seconds. Nasty, right? Okay, imagine that over your ENTIRE BODY until you're dead.
Drowning- I hear that once you stop struggling, it's actually quite nice. Cuts off circulation to the brain, just like drugs do.
Hanging- Depends on if it's done right. Either it's snap, you're dead, or you hang there slowly strangling.
Bleeding- Another nice way to die. It's like dropping off to sleep as you slip into unconsciousness. So long as you don't feel the pain from whatever cut you open, I'd prefer this.
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Teh worst. burning.
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Drowning and hanging goes too quickly. Bleeding doeseñ't hurt that much...in that case, burning
Why? Selected your next victim or something?
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*neither confirms nor denies*
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I knew it!
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Another good way to kill the male population of Estonia so you could get that one girl you really want?
*mobilises the dog*
c'mon, show me what you've got.
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*drives a nail through the lead dog's skull*
*watches the rest cower and wimper off back to their owners caves*
If I was planning to erradicate a population so I could get some poontai, I'd be nuking Pittsburgh and advancing my plan to take the West Coast, not trudging around Estonia burning people to death.
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But you must not forget The Last Alliance™ my child...
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*drives a nail through ToT's skull*
(http://www.nodewar.com/forum/images/smilies/sidious.gif)
EDIT: I can never remember the path to that damn image.
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I say drowning since burning is relativly fast (it must be, right?) wheras drowning involves a lot of thrashing about without any hope of actual survival. Bleeding and hanging are both easier ways to go - fast or calm.
That said, why on earth are we discussing this?
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I was actually wondering why we haven't discussed this before.
*Wonders what an0n thinks is on the west coast*
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Originally posted by an0n
*drives a nail through ToT's skull*
(http://www.nodewar.com/forum/smilies/palpatine.gif)
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Same goes for the dog...
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Yeah. We'll see.
*strikes ToT down and burns his body*
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*Wakes up as a Balrog*
*whips an0n*
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no point in killing the dog. He becomes The Undead Dog Of Unfathomable Power™
Plus he has a built in rocket launcher in place of his genitals
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Stu. Why are you a Muslim?
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I mean, hell, shouldn't he eat the dog?
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Originally posted by an0n
Stu. Why are you a Muslim?
Because they have the best experience when it comes to world domination. Of course, second to the Russians and Germans, but I never liked the Russians, and the german nation has wayyyy too many pr0n stars.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
I mean, hell, shouldn't he eat the dog?
Actually I've eaten dog meat once. Kind of like a turkey, only worse. The awful lot of chilli made up for it though.
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Horse is nice.
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Originally posted by an0n
Horse is nice.
Depends on what you're doing with it
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Originally posted by Mulla Mohammad Omar
Because they have the best experience when it comes to world domination. Of course, second to the Russians and Germans, but I never liked the Russians, and the german nation has wayyyy too many pr0n stars.
I'm telling you.. China is going to make a comeback alongside north Korea in the next 10 years
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Horse is nice. :drevil::blah:
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
I'm telling you.. China is going to make a comeback alongside north Korea in the next 10 years
Oh trust me, they're not....
MWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
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Originally posted by Mulla Mohammad Omar
Actually I've eaten dog meat once.
:lol:
:drevil:
I won't say it.
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Originally posted by 01010
:lol:
:drevil:
I won't say it.
That's ****ing sick.
Nice one.
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:lol:
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Burning without a doubt. Speaking as someone who has actually set himself on fire once it's very painful (and I only had 1st degree burns to my hands!). In more severe cases people throw themselves out of windows to stop the pain.
Drowning and bleeding to death start off nasty but probably aren`t that bad at the end as you start to get light headed from the lack of oxygen to the brain.
Hanging (if done correctly) is the least painful of the lot and probably only the second nastiest even when the victim is left to hang.
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That's a question only your own experience can answer.
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I'd say the worst is burning, because it's obviously the most painful, and it takes the longest for you to die cause the fire has to get through your skin, ribs, etc. to burn a vital organ before you really die... i'm guessing.
also remember that you won't bleed from open wounds, because the heat will melt your blood vessels closed, but the fire will have to burn deep to cut off the blood going from your heart to your brain and back...
last wednesday i went to the dentist to get something called "electrosurge" done... what it is is a strong electrical current (they have to ground you and make you hold this thing and everything) that creates an intense heat, and burns through gums... i had to do it so they could operate on the roots on one of my teeth, but i was awake the whole time, and you don't bleed at all, not even a drop, cause the heat melts the skin away, it doesn't cut it, so all the blood vessels are melted shut.
hey an0n, you forgot being skinned alive.
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Originally posted by Mulla Mohammad Omar
Actually I've eaten dog meat once. Kind of like a turkey, only worse. The awful lot of chilli made up for it though.
So that's why you're looking my dog with that hor...hungry face every time you're at my place.
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
So that's why you're looking my dog with that hor...hungry face every time you're at my place.
oh his not really edible. There's a special breed of dogs made specially for eating.
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burning is the worst: it hurst a lot, it's long.
bleeding is the best ( well assuming you don't bleed coz you've lost a leg :p ), coz it doesn't hurt to bleed last time I checked. can be long, but you feel like falling asleep. drowning is terrible for 30 seconds, then -> see bleeding
hanging is awful your blood is restrained in your eyes, that you feel like their oing to explode, friction on the neck skin is like you're being burnt ( see why burning to death isn't good for explanation ). can be very long. Good point: because of divisin of blood masses, you get the biggest ******* you've ever had :p
I go for aging, myself.
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but drowning isn't that bad, cause they say if you hold your breath then your lungs hurt and stuff (it's long) but if you breathe in, then there's probably only like 2 seconds of your lungs burning for oxygen, then you pass out
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in theory. but iin the real world, whatever you think, it'll be "fuuuuuuuuck!!!!", you'll hold your breath, move like a wet dog, etc. in short: you'll suffer, coz you don't wanna die, or even if you do, your body doesn't.
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But let's take the sound for example. When you're drowning you'll here some quiet bubbles and stuff, but when burning...well, just imagine the creepy burning sound all over you :shaking:
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Originally posted by venom2506
burning is the worst: it hurst a lot, it's long.
bleeding is the best ( well assuming you don't bleed coz you've lost a leg :p ), coz it doesn't hurt to bleed last time I checked. can be long, but you feel like falling asleep. drowning is terrible for 30 seconds, then -> see bleeding
hanging is awful your blood is restrained in your eyes, that you feel like their oing to explode, friction on the neck skin is like you're being burnt ( see why burning to death isn't good for explanation ). can be very long. Good point: because of divisin of blood masses, you get the biggest ******* you've ever had :p
I go for aging, myself.
Actually, proper hanging would just snap your neck and is instant. The knot goes on the side of the neck and the drop is twice the height of the person being hung. The little jerk at the end snaps your vertebrae and severs the spinal column.
Burning is agony for all of 20 seconds at which point you lose all sensation in your skin due to the nerve endings being melted.
Bleeding to death wouldn't be too bad as you'd just feel tired and go to sleep after a while and not wake up due to lack of oxygen in your bloodstream.
I voted for drowning because having nearly drowned at one point in my life I can attest to it being a ****ing awful sensation that I'd only put the worst of my enemies through.
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the point is, "funily" enough, even if your nerves are burnt, you'll still fill pain, just like the guy who has a eg cut still feel sensations in the legs he doesn't have anymore. nature doesn't go that easy with us :D
why the hell am I talking about that anyway?
what do you prefer, blondes or brunettes? I prefer brunettes :D
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Originally posted by venom2506
the point is, "funily" enough, even if your nerves are burnt, you'll still fill pain, just like the guy who has a eg cut still feel sensations in the legs he doesn't have anymore. nature doesn't go that easy with us :D
why the hell am I talking about that anyway?
what do you prefer, blondes or brunettes? I prefer brunettes :D
Blondes. But only in daylight.
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Originally posted by venom2506
the point is, "funily" enough, even if your nerves are burnt, you'll still fill pain, just like the guy who has a eg cut still feel sensations in the legs he doesn't have anymore. nature doesn't go that easy with us :D
why the hell am I talking about that anyway?
what do you prefer, blondes or brunettes? I prefer brunettes :D
The body goes into shock, almost like hypothermia to the other extreme and you stop feeling the burn as it were.
Brunettes, though my other half has red hair. Yummy.
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Originally posted by venom2506
what do you prefer, blondes or brunettes? I prefer brunettes :D
Blondes, only if they're below 1.70
Otherwise, redheads.
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blondes and brunettes
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Originally posted by Stealth
blondes and brunettes
*groan* all together...
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Jeeez...
Bit Morbid, this, isn't it?
Burning worst, then drowning, then bleeding and hanging joint third.
On the second question, I agree with Stealth.:nod:
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
But let's take the sound for example. When you're drowning you'll here some quiet bubbles and stuff, but when burning...well, just imagine the creepy burning sound all over you :shaking:
In any of the given situations, I'm quite sure sounds wouldn't be but the least of your worries.
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Jesus christ... did Stu just say redheads?
May god be with your soul
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Jesus christ... did Stu just say redheads?
May god be with your soul
you there! back to your um..... after defining my taste in women openly in an FS forum, I find it hard to send you to censored locations.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
you there! back your um..... after defining my taste in women openly in an FS forum, I find it hard to send you to censored locations.
eh? what's up?
"back your um..."
did you mean to say
"back your ass up" or something like that?
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aww dude.. you are one sick ****..
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
aww dude.. you are one sick ****..
*points and laughs*
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Burning is in my opinion the most painfull. AARGH! :shaking:
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Originally posted by Stealth
eh? what's up?
"back your um..."
did you mean to say
"back your ass up" or something like that?
"Yo Stealth! Do like that"
*claps tongue*
*watches Stealth unsuccesfully trying to clap his tongue*
"He can't do that. I like to tease him."
A cookie to whoever can place the quote.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
"Yo Stealth! Do like that"
*claps tongue*
*watches Stealth unsuccesfully trying to clap his tongue*
"He can't do that. I like to tease him."
A cookie to whoever can place the quote.
Robin Hood: men in tights :p
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Death by haywire dildo.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
aww dude.. you are one sick ****..
what's so sick? have you never heard of the song by Juvenile - Back that ass up
?
it was pretty popular about a year ago on the radio, possibly more...
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ok dude, back off
:shaking:
By the way, what the heck is a radio???// :confused: