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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Fetty on January 29, 2003, 03:18:03 pm
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in the white house
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No, I do not want coffee.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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Heh...
I'm so damn tired... that confused me the first 4 times....
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That was like 25 lines of nothing.
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C'mon, that was pretty funny. Fetty, did you do that yourself or pull it from anywhere?
The sad thing is, it may have actually happened. I like the way the press always says that Bush likes to think in "simple terms."
But I like Bush, and I don't think he's doing that bad of a job. Sure, the entire world thinks he's jumping the gun on Iraq, but the guy's got determination! (ducks out before anyone can hurt him).
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I preferred it when Abbot & Costello did it.
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Originally posted by J3Vr6
But I like Bush, and I don't think he's doing that bad of a job. Sure, the entire world thinks he's jumping the gun on Iraq, but the guy's got determination! (ducks out before anyone can hurt him).
lol, yeah:
3 months ago: we don't care if the others don't agree, we go if we want!
2 months ago: we don't care if the others don't agree, we go if we want!
1 months ago: we don't care if the others don't agree, we go if we want!
yesterday: we don't care if the others don't agree, we go if we want!
do see a trend there? :p
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Morning at No.10 Downing Street. The phone rings......
Blair: Hello
Bush: Hi Tony. I need to know, can I count on your support over Iraq?
Blair: Can you count?
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Wow, these are pretty rank. At least I haven't heard aldo's 20 times already.:blah:
You think maybe Bush is so lame that attempts at mockery fail to even add up to the real thing?
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*points to sig*
Nuff' Said.
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Nucular.
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@J3Vr6 : got that from a forum
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Well, I did laugh while reading that - a lot, actually.