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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on February 02, 2003, 02:04:08 pm
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Please, dear God, if any of you do A-Level Chemistry or Biology and have coursework on your computer, E-mail it to me. I just remembered that I had some Biology coursework to hand in on FRIDAY. Trouble is, I suck at coursework.
I'm not asking for something to plagerise or re-word, I just need something where I can see what the lay-out needs to be like and what kinda junk needs to be in it as quite frankly, I have no ****ing idea.
If you've got anything (with some form of structure), planning sheets, rough lay-out notes, complete essays, anything at all; please, please, please send it to [email protected] or post a link to it here. Alternatively, make use of THIS (http://www.fattonys.com/images) and post here that you've uploaded something along with the filename.
Muchos Gracias.
*goes to scour the internet for pictures of a Hydrogen Peroxide molecule*
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http://www.essaybank.co.uk/A_Level/Chemistry/
(http://www.chemistry.ohio-state.edu/~grandinetti/teaching/Chem121/lectures/chemical%20bonds/H2O2.jpg)
Best of luck, I've been there - ain't no fun.
Edit: added image.
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I can't help but feel essay-bank is gonna end up being wholey inadequate. This girl chum of mine has a 9-page introduction. Nine frickin pages for her INTRODUCTION!
And, yes, I already tried to get hers, but she didn't have the disk on her and for some stupid reason she doesn't have the internet.
*curses the technologically challenged and goes to copy-down the structuring of the essay-bank thingamajig*
I've got 4 hours to do 3 months worth of coursework. God, I love my life.
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hehe reminds me of that year long course project my biology teach assigned me in September that i'll probably start in late may.
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well... I've had since may last year (or something like that) to do a project that is supposed to be finished in two weeks. right...
I've started a little tho.
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Ah c'mon an0n Biology is the easiest of the three sciences. ;)
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Originally posted by vyper
Ah c'mon an0n Biology is the easiest of the three sciences. ;)
Easy? perhaps, but it's the gayest :blah:
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How can you say that? It's much better than Chem and Physics...
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Probably because I don't really care what goes in inside my cells and what enzymes break down what, how atp is made and so on. Biology should be discting animals.
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But you care less about how people live than how a house is insulated - or how electrolysis occurs? Shocking indeed!
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Care less? well it depends on the level. On the level i'm studying right now, yes. It doesn't seem much like living and I guess things like insulation, as dull as it may be, applies to everyday life ( and don't say so does living :p) so it holds my attention more.
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*did Physics last year and does Biology and Chemistry this year*
Out of the three, Physics is the easiest. You gotta remember like 20 forumlas and that's it. Biology and Chemistry you've gotta remember like 400 names, loads of rules and all the exceptions.
Anyway, more links/files please.
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Quick question for people studying A-Level Biology:-
I mixed Hydrogen Peroxide with:
[list=a]- Yeast
- Catalase
- They're the same thing dumbass
???
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I just did this two weeks ago..
I beleive it was catalase *checks notes*
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
I just did this two weeks ago..
I beleive it was catalase *checks notes*
DUDE! E-MAIL!
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Aw, Christ. It's 11pm and I still haven't finished stealing information from the internet.
I'm gonna be up till like 8am typing the *****.
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Well, it looks like I'll be skipping Biology tomorrow.
Infact, I think I've gotta go to the dentist anyway. So it'll only be like what........4 days late. Actually, make that 11 days late. She already gave my class a week's extension on the dead-line.
I'm sooo ****ed.
Links/files/pictures-of-your-biology-teacher. Anything.
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Mmmm, Advanced Higher maths revision - prelim on tuesday.
Currently i'm tackling this beauty:
Evaluate [integral]dx/((9-x^2)^1/2) between x=1 and x=4, using the substitution x=3sint
Yey for maths! :sigh: Where's CP when you need him?
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well I have a **** load of assorted notes all in no particular order in my binder.
That would require scanning, which takes time. And you kinda seem out of it.
hmm I have Enzyme Properties.. Determining System Efficiency, **** from that experiment (You have a beaker with 100ml of a water/Hy Perox/Catalse solution and you dip paper dots in different concentrations of yeast and then put them in the perox solution to see how long it takes them to float to the top :doubt: )
Craploads of papers on ATP and Cellular Respiration. An enzyme study guide that looks like it has been soiled, yet reeks of mens cologne (dunno what I did with that one :blah: ) Energy changes, and and natural selection.
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Originally posted by beatspete
Mmmm, Advanced Higher maths revision - prelim on tuesday.
Currently i'm tackling this beauty:
Evaluate [integral]dx/((9-x^2)^1/2) between x=1 and x=4, using the substitution x=3sint
Yey for maths! :sigh: Where's CP when you need him?
:lol: Oh I pity you, I hated the Higher and that was a few years ago now.... but Advanced (aka CSYS)?! My best wishes mate!
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Thankfully i have an unconditional offer from the uni course i want to do next year, so i'm sorted, even if i fail all 3 subjects this year.
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*sits and cries*
I hate Biology. It's not like Physics or Chemistry where you can bluff that you know what the **** you're talking about.
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Originally posted by beatspete
Thankfully i have an unconditional offer from the uni course i want to do next year, so i'm sorted, even if i fail all 3 subjects this year.
lol, what uni?
an0n, we all **** up sometime, might as well be on something like bio!
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Actually, you'd be suprised how much you can bluff with the right teacher.
I was shocked when I got my final back with a B on it and the words "Nice commentary!". especially after I wrote different onamonopeias (sp?) over across my paper and ended my summary of atp with "...which allows my hands to carry out my evil bidding."
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(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/Biology_Suckers.jpg)
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Originally posted by vyper
lol, what uni?
Glasgow - Aerospace Engineering.
...I've seen a ray of light, i think, maybee just a strange light patch behind the clouds, but atleast my maths problem is making some progress.
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You're a very strange little man, KT.
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Originally posted by beatspete
Glasgow - Aerospace Engineering.
...I've seen a ray of light, i think, maybee just a strange light patch behind the clouds, but atleast my maths problem is making some progress.
Nice, but thats not a ray of light, its a reflection off the massive swirls of snow falling on the central lowlands! :D
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Firstly: There's like three inches of snow outside.
Secondly: The acting in Cruel Intentions 2 sucks ass, but the woman are soooo ****ing hot.
Thirdly: ARGH! I can't work. I've got an open Word window and every time I try to type, I either come back here or stare mindlessly at Cruel Intentions 2.
I'm beginning to think I either have an extreme fear of failure syndrome, or I'm just too plain dumb to do it.
I am the KING of procrastination.
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...well the answer is 3-pi, integration questions are hard to reverse 'engineer' though. :sigh:
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*stares at his own blank word window*
essay of the day
"what happens to protein, carbs, and fats after they go through the digestive system?"
I just realised, I spend half my time with schoolwork, procrastinating it. Saying i'm doing it but just staring at it or being here. Kinda unnerving really.
back to my pictures I go .. :sigh:
EDIT: Aww sweet.. Parents just left the house. *turns up speakers*
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...ok i give up. Failing is my destiny :nod:
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Originally posted by an0n
Firstly: There's like three inches of snow outside.
Secondly: The acting in Cruel Intentions 2 sucks ass, but the woman are soooo ****ing hot.
Thirdly: ARGH! I can't work. I've got an open Word window and every time I try to type, I either come back here or stare mindlessly at Cruel Intentions 2.
I'm beginning to think I either have an extreme fear of failure syndrome, or I'm just too plain dumb to do it.
I am the KING of procrastination.
First: Indeed, and I'm in uni 2morrow morning. :mad: (sub-point: but I get to see my g/f again)
Second: Definately
Third: Type as much bull**** as u can think of - that at least gives u something 2 hand in and gives u at least a slim chance of passing ;)
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So, to kill a little more time:
On Friday, about 3 hours before my extended deadline, I was looking for this girl chum who's quite possibly the only person to have done any work. I find her and in my charming manner shout:
Me: Yo! [name]! You're a good little girl, ain't you?
Girl: No. (;7)
Me: You're a wonderful, beautiful, gorgeous, sexy......(paraphrased for great justice).....young woman. Ain't ya?
Girl: What do you want?
Me: Biology coursework. You did the one with the HP and stuff, didn't ya?
Girl: No, I did the colourimeter one.
Me: Gah! ****! Okay. You can go.......Shoo. Go-on. ****-off.
*insert a 20 minute gap of me sitting trying to find other Biology people*
Girl: Have you really done no work?
Me: Not a ****ing thing.
Girl: Do you want my all my stuff to copy from? Like for the structure and intro and stuff?
Me: *stunned silence*
*insert 35 minutes of me and her scouring the college for a computer and another 20 minutes of her scouring her personal disk space looking for the files (which weren't there)*
Anyway, the point is, how nice is this girl? Aside from the fact that she's funny, gorgeous, smart etc. I don't even know her that well (she's in classes with a few of my acquaintances and we've hung out some) and she's offering me like 30 pages of work she's spent a good 2 months working on.
Now, I'm pretty used to manipulating people into giving me things, but this was entirely unprovoked. She just came up and tried to give me all this work for no reason. I was completely shocked.
Anyway......Back to *gag* work.
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Originally posted by an0n
removed by the department of space-justice
Hehe, go on yerself! Go pull, goood boy :p
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An0n, I swear you spend more time hear posting about how little time you have to work in - than actually working ;)
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Stop picking on me.
*runs off crying*
*ambles back*
I know my limitations and exactly how attractive I am and even at peak performance, dressed to kill and wearing enough pheromone-X to kill a Rhino, she'd still be waaaaaay out of my league. I mean, ****, she's so attractive and friendly that even i am nice to her. Infact, she's so far out of my league she might as well be playing another game.
Not to sound to melodramatic or psychotic, but she literally IS like an angel.
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Originally posted by an0n
Stop picking on me.
*runs off crying*
*ambles back*
I know my limitations and exactly how attractive I am and even at peak performance, dressed to kill and wearing enough pheromone-X to kill a Rhino, she'd still be waaaaaay out of my league. I mean, ****, she's so attractive and friendly that even i am nice to her. Infact, she's so far out of my league she might as well be playing another game.
Not to sound to melodramatic or psychotic, but she literally IS like and angel.
Coward! :p
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Originally posted by an0n
Stop picking on me.
*runs off crying*
*ambles back*
I know my limitations and exactly how attractive I am and even at peak performance, dressed to kill and wearing enough pheromone-X to kill a Rhino, she'd still be waaaaaay out of my league. I mean, ****, she's so attractive and friendly that even i am nice to her. Infact, she's so far out of my league she might as well be playing another game.
Not to sound to melodramatic or psychotic, but she literally IS like an angel.
Holy ****, almost sounds like you like this girl. ;7
(for afforehand clarrification brought to you by kellogs: Like her as compared to just boning her)
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Originally posted by vyper
Coward! :p
I'm not scared to talk to her. Hell, I'm not even scared to call her a sexy-***** and smack her on the ass, but still, I've got NO chance. Let me list her attributes:
- Blonde
- Athletic
- Great ass
- What appear to be about 32-B's, very pert
- Incredible dress sense, even I am impressed
- SHE GETS DRUNK FROM LIKE 2 GLASSES OF WINE
- Smart (she's dumber than me but her ability to actually work means she surpasses me in academic areas)
- Funny
- Flirts like a mofo (She has my buddy kiss her recently operated on ankle every time them see each other)
And as I said. I know my limitations. Maybe once I've learned some skills and party-tricks other than downing pints and smashing doors with my fists, then I'd have a chance. But right now, she's outta my league.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Holy ****, almost sounds like you like this girl. ;7
(for afforehand clarrification brought to you by kellogs: Like her as compared to just boning her)
More than likely, he is physically attracted to her and furthermore has put her on a pedestle he cannot reach because she just offered truckloads of coursework to him.
Ok anon, probably the wrong time to start but procrastination works only so far. Sometimes you do have to work ahead :)
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Holy ****, almost sounds like you like this girl. ;7
(for afforehand clarrification brought to you by kellogs: Like her as compared to just boning her)
I don't like anyone (with the exception of my two-year-old niece; She's as evil as me, but is far cuter and thus gets away with more). I even refer to people I've hung out with since I was five as 'acquaintances'. Go check through all my posts and you'll see I make heavy used of the terms 'chum', 'pal' and 'mate', but almost never used the word 'friend'. But she's about as close as I think I'll ever get to actually liking someone.
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Originally posted by IceFire
More than likely, he is physically attracted to her and furthermore has put her on a pedestle he cannot reach because she just offered truckloads of coursework to him.
Damn right I'm physically attracted to her. She's just plain hot. But as for the pedestle..........Not really. I just know which women are within my pulling range.
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Originally posted by an0n
I'm not scared to talk to her. Hell, I'm not even scared to call her a sexy-***** and smack her on the ass, but still, I've got NO chance. Let me list her attributes:
- Blonde
- Athletic
- Great ass
- What appear to be about 32-B's, very pert
- Incredible dress sense, even I am impressed
- SHE GETS DRUNK FROM LIKE 2 GLASSES OF WINE
- Smart (she's dumber than me but her ability to actually work means she surpasses me in academic areas)
- Funny
- Flirts like a mofo (She has my buddy kiss her recently operated on ankle every time them see each other)
And as I said. I know my limitations. Maybe once I've learned some skills and party-tricks other than downing pints and smashing doors with my fists, then I'd have a chance. But right now, she's outta my league. [/B]
Wow, She must be a real angel.
I haven't met a girl like that in.. never.
Well maybe once, but that got ****ed up. :blah:
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You know, "Nuns for Butter" would be a good name for a rock band.
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My Desktop (http://www.fattonys.com/images/procrast1.jpg)
Notice any anomolies?
I'm gonna have to skip class tomorrow.
*notices he's been using alot of American-isms lately*
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Originally posted by an0n
My Desktop (http://www.fattonys.com/images/procrast1.jpg)
Notice any anomolies?
I'm gonna have to skip class tomorrow.
*notices he's been using alot of American-isms lately*
Your clock is off by 3 minutes
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Uh. No. I was thinking more along the lines that there is no Word window open.
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i'm in Chemistry and just finished Biology.
what exactly do you need again?
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...He wants course work for an entire semester.
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what's funny is i actually have that
hehehe :D
A-level is the same as K-level, AP, and Horizons classes here, isn't it Knight Templar?
Also, i'm sure in Britain they do different stuff
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as an update: SUPER W00T! The maths exam was cancelled, as the school was closed due to snow! Yey for snow!
Its been shifted to the 19th, so thats another 12 days to put of revision. :nod:
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At least I don't have to worry about this stuff for the moment. :D
And yes, biology is definitely the worst of the three sciences mentioned here. The stuff they teach early on hardly qualifies as a science in my opinion; it isn't much more than memorization of cryptic Latin words and assigning things names. :rolleyes: I never liked chemistry much either, as there always seemed to be at least ten exceptions to every "rule" and thus there was a whole lot of memorizing to do. Physics is the best one, although they don't really do the interesting stuff until later.
Currently i'm tackling this beauty:
Evaluate [integral]dx/((9-x^2)^1/2) between x=1 and x=4, using the substitution x=3sint
Yey for maths! Where's CP when you need him?
sorry, didn't see this thread until now. arcsin(4/3)-arcsin(1/3) :p
Integrals are cool, but only the special function types. here's a nice one:
1
ó (1-xa)(1-xb)(1-xc)
ô ------------------ dt
õ x log(x) - log(x)
0
= log( [ (a+b)! (b+c)! (a+c)! ] / [ a! b! c! (a+b+c)! ] )
:D
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Arcsin - thats the one!
:nod:
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Quick question, can you actually do that even if the func isn't defined at x=4? I see how the integration works and so you wouldn't run into that problem there, whereas trying to do by a calculator or something would give you an error.
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sure; actually, that function I put there is a case of that. (same goes for poles and stuff within the integration range)
¥
ò sin(x²) dx = Ö(p/2)
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This one is kind of neat, since limx®± ¥ sin(x²) does not exist at all. :D
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Bumpety bump bump.
It is now 12:38am, I have college at 8am and have to hand in two pieces of Biology coursework by 3pm (one which she's said she won't even mark if it's any later, and the other, she'll be mighty annoyed if it ain't done).
I am, as the French say, well and truly ****ed.
And then there's the little matter of the 4 pieces of English coursework that have to be in tomorrow.
*sits and cries*
So basically, I'm prioritising.
IE, I'm doing the vastly urgent Biology one and leaving everything else for over the holiday next week.
Poor me.
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You sir, are hands, pants, stock market down, king of all things to, will and that have been procrastinated.
Take a cookie, quick.
(http://www.lepra.org.uk/cookie.gif)
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Originally posted by an0n
Bumpety bump bump.
It is now 12:38am, I have college at 8am and have to hand in two pieces of Biology coursework by 3pm (one which she's said she won't even mark if it's any later, and the other, she'll be mighty annoyed if it ain't done).
I am, as the French say, well and truly ****ed.
And then there's the little matter of the 4 pieces of English coursework that have to be in tomorrow.
*sits and cries*
So basically, I'm prioritising.
IE, I'm doing the vastly urgent Biology one and leaving everything else for over the holiday next week.
Poor me.
Quick, to the time machine.
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not Good :( - i have 2 Weeks to do a major Project for College that i have had to Restart, but i was Suppost to have 4 Mounth to Do it :shaking: :nervous: :shaking:
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Originally posted by 01010
Quick, to the time machine.
"Heavens to betsy robin, Joker, that mad man, he de-powered our time machine!"
"Holy Lorenzo Lamas! You mean he--"
"yes, my protein stained chum, he pulled the plug."
"My eyes! The horro has blinded me!"
"Ph34r not friend of friends! Luckily I brought along my remote power outlet spray."
"jeepers Batman, what don't you have in that tool belt of yours?"
"well, I ran out of manpons last week..."