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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Barbarian on February 13, 2003, 01:36:01 pm

Title: Hi
Post by: Barbarian on February 13, 2003, 01:36:01 pm: Well, im New here and thought i would say Hi........ (http://www.drachewyn.com/hole/images/smiles/wavey.gif) (http://www.drachewyn.com/hole/images/smiles/wave3.gif)

See yall about
Title: Hi
Post by: Warlock on February 13, 2003, 01:47:06 pm: Hiya
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Post by: Shrike on February 13, 2003, 01:54:45 pm: Before the spam brigade arrives, I'll get in a preemptive 'no spamming.' :p
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Post by: Martinus on February 13, 2003, 01:56:49 pm: [color=66ff00]Welcome Barbarian! :yes:

I'll let somebody else fire the welcome beam. :nod:
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Post by: Stunaep on February 13, 2003, 01:58:18 pm: YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS???

ToolTime... I mean... WelcomeBeam Time!

(http://members.cox.net/wmcoolmon/images/welcome.gif)

Welcome to the HLPBB. Exits are to your rear and left, but they are guarded by 28 mm artillery. Once you're here, you never leave.

Flamethrowers are located under your seats, however they may be loaded with water from time to time. The Plasma rifles in the forward locker are released only under authorization of an Admin. [V] God, and/or hyperintelligent shade of the colour blue

Do not wander in the vents, and if you do, make sure you have your lunch with you so you could give it to the neares Shivan. If that happens to be Carl, you'll be fine. If not... at least it'll be a quick death.

Be advised that in case of an emergency you can, and will be used as a floatation device.
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Post by: elorran on February 13, 2003, 02:26:31 pm: Welcome to HLP. Stay away from the fruit-jobs (see above ;) ) and you should be okay. :D
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Post by: Nuclear1 on February 13, 2003, 02:32:48 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep

Welcome to the HLPBB. Exits are to your rear and left, but they are guarded by 28 mm artillery. Once you're here, you never leave.

Bah... they're guarded by several of those PhotonMan cheat guys from Age of Empires.....
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Post by: Shrike on February 13, 2003, 02:36:34 pm: Quote
Originally posted by nuclear1
Bah... they're guarded by several of those PhotonMan cheat guys from Age of Empires.....
:wtf:

riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Anyhow, where were we?
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Post by: Ulundel on February 13, 2003, 02:52:51 pm: Hi, always pleased to see this community growing.
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on February 13, 2003, 03:05:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
but they are guarded by 28 mm artillery.

That's a bit lame, isn't it? I thought there were 160mm Zuni Rocket pods in the walls, and a pop up automatic grenade laucnher.
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Post by: Stunaep on February 13, 2003, 03:08:17 pm: I meant 280 mm. Stupid typos.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on February 13, 2003, 03:08:30 pm: Actually, I borrowed the rocket launchers and the artillery for a, uh, project. Really all that's guarding the exits now is a small, overly friendly daschund.(sp?)
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Post by: Stunaep on February 13, 2003, 03:11:03 pm: I know that, that's Teno's/Ukulele's dog.

But don't tell the others. We already lost 100 members for a while.
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Post by: Ulundel on February 13, 2003, 03:29:58 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
I know that, that's Teno's/Ukulele's dog.

But don't tell the others. We already lost 100 members for a while.

My dog is none of your business. Leave him and his you know what alone. Sheesh...
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Post by: aldo_14 on February 13, 2003, 03:34:27 pm: Good boy....

AGH!!!!!!!!! IT BIT MY LEG OFF!!! I HAVE NO RIGHT FOOT!!! IT REALLY, REALLY HURTS!!!

Hi, bytheway :)
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Post by: beatspete on February 13, 2003, 04:00:54 pm: Hi! :)

Ummm :nervous:

asl?

;)

ignore me, i cant think of much to say.
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Post by: Knight Templar on February 13, 2003, 04:48:27 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS???

ToolTime... I mean... WelcomeBeam Time!

*was half expecting peanut butter-jelly time*

(http://www.drachewyn.com/hole/images/smiles/banana.gif) (http://www.drachewyn.com/hole/images/smiles/banana.gif)(http://www.drachewyn.com/hole/images/smiles/banana.gif) (http://www.drachewyn.com/hole/image)
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Post by: vyper on February 13, 2003, 04:56:46 pm: Wow, looks like someone upgraded the military h/w during our downtime!

Welcome Barbarian. :)
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Post by: Galemp on February 13, 2003, 05:41:00 pm: Ha! Nobody can penetrate my internal forum with its 40-megahurt Kill-O-Zap cannons! Muahahahaa!!

:nervous:

Hi.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on February 13, 2003, 05:44:42 pm: Contrary to popular expectation, quoting passages from a funny book or movie will not make you funny.

We've been over this with the Monty Python references, guys.
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Post by: Anaz on February 13, 2003, 06:06:13 pm: erm...*has urge to make a monty python refrence*

:nervous:

nahhh...

well, it appears that you have found your way here!

...

and just to make sure, you do have freespace 2...right?
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Post by: Stealth on February 13, 2003, 06:38:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stryke 9
Actually, I borrowed the rocket launchers and the artillery for a, uh, project.

would that project be anything to do with a railgun Stryke? :p :cool:

Quote
Originally posted by Stryke 9
Contrary to popular expectation, quoting passages from a funny book or movie will not make you funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
true dat!

awesome!
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Post by: Stryke 9 on February 13, 2003, 06:52:41 pm: Eh... The mass driver project's kinda on hiatus until I go on another hardware run. Basically, I've got most of the capacitors I need, and all of the wire, but am too lazy to do the math and figure out what the maximum bore size is for my power level, couldn't carry the car battery I found for the thing all two miles to my house (and thus doubt I could carry it very easily when the thing's done), and don't have my sensors yet. In other words, it's ah, under readjustment.
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Post by: Blue Lion on February 13, 2003, 07:09:49 pm: Why do all our welcome threads end up as silly back and forth? We're scaring people away you know that.

*whispers into watch*

"Launch the gerbils now! Full power"
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Post by: Stealth on February 13, 2003, 09:39:08 pm: yeah that's cool.

how powerful is the car battery you're using Stryke? I just bought a new one last week, 1000 cranking amps, the biggest car battery money can buy (at Auto Zone anyway) and the most expensive too :p
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Post by: Stryke 9 on February 13, 2003, 10:13:56 pm: **** if I know. Big, black Die Hard battery in the basement of a burned-out abandoned old house a few miles from where I lived. It musta weighed at least 40 pounds- I carried it to the door and then realized there was no way in hell I'd be able to get it all the way home, particularly with all the other **** I'd picked up from there.
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on February 14, 2003, 03:35:15 am: Bah! You shall all tremble with fear at my Definit-Kil cannons.
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Post by: Nico on February 14, 2003, 04:58:44 am: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
Before the spam brigade arrives, I'll get in a preemptive 'no spamming.' :p

what did you say? :rolleyes:
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on February 14, 2003, 06:27:33 am: Freespace and bacon
Freespace, sausage and bacon
Freespace and spam
Freespace bacon and spam
Spam bacon freespace and spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam Frespace spam bacon and spam.
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam freespace and spam.
Or Intellignet discussions on the state of the world, with a dash of politics, and smidgen of humour, some satire, with a pr0n link on top, and spam.
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Post by: Gortef on February 14, 2003, 08:16:57 am: :thepimp: Welcome to the HLPBB!!! :thepimp:
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Post by: Barbarian on February 14, 2003, 02:06:33 pm: :lol: - you cannot Scare me off :P - im an Admin on another Forum - ive had Worse - though the Posts Dot grow quite this Large in 1 Day :nervous:

* Starts Lookin Around *
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on February 14, 2003, 02:08:40 pm: what's Portsmouth like? I believe that the late Spike Milligan utterly hated the place.
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Post by: Barbarian on February 14, 2003, 02:14:31 pm: Portsmouth is Gret IMHO, Great Football ( Soccor in your Case ) Team, Pleanty of Pubs, Shops, and afew Good Clubs Too :yes:
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on February 14, 2003, 02:21:54 pm: It is football in my case, I'm from Yorkshire. Can't stand the game, though.
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Post by: Barbarian on February 14, 2003, 02:24:05 pm: ahh - opps, guess i am Gettin used to talkin to Americans :p
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on February 14, 2003, 02:25:39 pm: Makes you sick, doesn't it?:D
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Post by: Barbarian on February 14, 2003, 02:27:24 pm: LOL - naw, i have Some Good Freinds that are Americans - so it Doesnt Bother me anymore :p

but tis Good To bump into and englishman evry so often :D
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on February 14, 2003, 02:33:20 pm: There's quite a few of us here. Thunder (Kalfireth) for instance. There a number of Scots as well.
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Post by: Barbarian on February 14, 2003, 02:36:56 pm: hehe - :cool:.

Damn you Guys Post alot - Tryin to Makes Sence of it all is a Job in its Self -havin to go Back Bloody 4 or More pages to when it was last on topic :p
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on February 14, 2003, 02:38:08 pm: Anything to get a five-figure post count.:D
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Post by: Barbarian on February 14, 2003, 02:42:33 pm: LOL - Dread to think about your Post/ Day is - and i thought mine at the OTF ( the Forum i am Admin at ) was Bad at Appro 9 / 10
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Post by: Tiara on February 14, 2003, 02:43:15 pm: :wtf:

They've all gone mad... ALL OF THEM I TELL YA! ALL! Ow, wait... that was a few years ago. Damn flashbacks... I hate 'm.

:D

Ow, and hi...
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Post by: Barbarian on February 14, 2003, 02:45:01 pm: hehe :lol:

Hi :)
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Post by: heretic on February 14, 2003, 02:45:52 pm: heh, you found your way here, eh?
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Post by: Unknown Target on February 14, 2003, 02:45:52 pm: Hello.

Please don't feed the trolls, drink lotsa beer, and stay away from my weapons locker. I've just come back after a long abstence, so I don't know what's in there.
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Post by: Barbarian on February 14, 2003, 02:47:17 pm: * Walks off to the Pub *
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Post by: Unknown Target on February 14, 2003, 02:50:12 pm: Congrats Barbarian, you just made member, lol!

Hey...since when did you put in a new member/ member system?

*Spies Barbarian walking up to him, waving cheerfully*

Barbarian: Hey!

*Mistakes Barbarian for a Canadian, and growls menacingly, clutching a teddy bear.*
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Post by: Tiara on February 14, 2003, 02:54:44 pm: DOWN BOY, DOWN!

Now put the teddy bear on the ground, put your hands behind your head and take 4 steps away from the teddy bear.
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Post by: Barbarian on February 14, 2003, 02:56:32 pm: * Waits For Unknown Target to put the Teddy Down *
* Grabs the Bear and Runs *

:ha: - bet you didnt Exspect that........... no, wait, you did....

Damn :P

* Continues Running off with the Bear *
Title: Hi
Post by: Stunaep on February 14, 2003, 02:58:18 pm: random question of the day:

Is there a reason, you randomly start words in caps?
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Post by: Barbarian on February 14, 2003, 02:59:53 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
random question of the day:

Is there a reason, you randomly start words in caps?

Nope, i just Seem to do it - i donr Even notice it as i Type - :lol:, i have Dont it again and i cannot Spell ether :p
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Post by: Gortef on February 14, 2003, 03:15:52 pm: maybe you just type too fast ;)

I have problems typing "the"... it becames "teh" too often if I don't check
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Post by: Barbarian on February 14, 2003, 03:17:05 pm: Could well be - but i blame it the Dyslexia :p
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Post by: Gortef on February 14, 2003, 03:28:28 pm: whatever makes you happy :D
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Post by: Tiara on February 14, 2003, 03:32:58 pm: Hmmm... I think I will take my axe again. Yes, my diamond edged one.
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Post by: Gortef on February 14, 2003, 03:35:29 pm: In order to cure Barbarians Dyslexia?
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Post by: Barbarian on February 14, 2003, 03:37:30 pm: I Got a Axe :P - got my name on it To

(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/stuart.bayne/barbnewaxe.gif) :p

Was Gonna Have it as my Sig - but youall Dont alloe Sig IMG :(
Title: Hi
Post by: Gortef on February 14, 2003, 03:39:39 pm: Aw great... now we have 2 Axe-Maniacs :sigh: :nervous: :shaking:

:D
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Post by: Stunaep on February 14, 2003, 03:40:29 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Barbarian
* Walks off to the Pub *

good luck with trying to hit on to the trio of lesbian celebrities, we hired to clean off the beer stains last christmas. That kind of seems to be the current equivalent of playing pool.

Though I hear KT actually had it going with one of them.
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Post by: Sesquipedalian on February 14, 2003, 06:22:02 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Freespace and bacon
Freespace, sausage and bacon
Freespace and spam
Freespace bacon and spam
Spam bacon freespace and spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam Frespace spam bacon and spam.
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam freespace and spam.
Or Intellignet discussions on the state of the world, with a dash of politics, and smidgen of humour, some satire, with a pr0n link on top, and spam.
:lol: If it wasn't so long, that's be sig material.
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Post by: Shrike on February 14, 2003, 06:35:28 pm: Yet another pointless thread, brought to you by people who have no lives.....
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Post by: Stryke 9 on February 14, 2003, 06:47:41 pm: [does the Wave]

[by himself]
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Post by: Shrike on February 14, 2003, 07:18:17 pm: Go home. :p
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Post by: Knight Templar on February 14, 2003, 07:20:07 pm: *Curses at computer for shutting down Mafia during a 10 minute level*

Quote
Originally posted by Shrike

Yet another pointless thread, brought to you by people who have no lives.....

erm.. duh?
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Post by: Unknown Target on February 14, 2003, 07:49:17 pm: who has a life these days? lol :D I don't ;) Why else do you think I came back? :p
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Post by: Barbarian on February 15, 2003, 05:09:14 am: Pointless Threads Good

Here have Some (http://otf.krabbit.com/images/smiles/spam.gif) :D
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Post by: Ulundel on February 15, 2003, 05:15:01 am: Quote
Originally posted by Unknown Target
who has a life these days? lol :D I don't ;) Why else do you think I came back? :p

I have. I'll be running out soon to pick up a Very Special Lady™ then straight to cinema and from there to a little party that the Plumber Guy™ is arranging tonight.
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Post by: Tiara on February 15, 2003, 05:23:52 am: Trademark on this Very Special Lady? :p
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Post by: Darkage on February 15, 2003, 05:33:49 am: oo goodie! Now i can post my FOJ;7:D

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/inferno/freak.jpg)

And erm...hi!:D

Status: Local nutcase:D
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Post by: Ulundel on February 15, 2003, 05:35:27 am: Quote
Trademark on this Very Special Lady?

Yea, because there's only one Very Special Lady™ and she's...my precious ;7
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Post by: 01010 on February 15, 2003, 06:32:09 am: Quote
Originally posted by Ulundel

Yea, because there's only one Very Special Lady™ and she's...my precious ;7

Yeah, but doesn't the smell of rubber get a bit much after a while?
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Post by: Ulundel on February 15, 2003, 06:43:20 am: Quote
Originally posted by 01010

Yeah, but doesn't the smell of rubber get a bit much after a while?

:ick true, true...
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Post by: Stunaep on February 15, 2003, 07:26:12 am: enough with teh Two Towers references already. I'm an addict, remember.