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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: J.F.K. on February 21, 2003, 08:06:58 pm

Title: Hullo there
Post by: J.F.K. on February 21, 2003, 08:06:58 pm
Hi, I guess I must be new here, you can call me Jack.

I come from Sydney/Australia, a guy named Eddie (he had some other nick starting with S but I can't remember it) told me to come here 'cos I was interested with this game called FreeSpace 2 he lent to me.

So, uhhh, howdy everyone :)
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Unknown Target on February 21, 2003, 08:11:07 pm
*Is too lazy to fire the welocoming beam*
*fires this instead*
-----WELCOME TO THE HLPBB----!!!

Exits are to your right and left, and flamethrowers are under your seat. Be careful, though, as they are sometimes filled with water. If this is the case, try to club someone with the non-working shotguns in the weapon closet. Also, be careful while wandering the ventilation shafts. If you see a large, six-legged creature that looks really pissed, give him a piece of your lunch and he'll hopefully go away. In the event of an emergency, you can and will be used as a flotation device. Stay out of the admin's closets, and don't touch my stuff. It's not very atomically stable, you see;)
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Carl on February 21, 2003, 08:13:12 pm
lo, J.F.K. thanks for that nuclear test ban treaty.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: SKYNET-012 on February 21, 2003, 08:21:14 pm
Quote
J.F.K.


AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! :eek:

You're alive! :D
Title: Hullo there
Post by: J.F.K. on February 21, 2003, 08:26:19 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Unknown Target
*Is too lazy to fire the welocoming beam*
*fires this instead*
-----WELCOME TO THE HLPBB----!!!

Exits are to your right and left, and flamethrowers are under your seat. Be careful, though, as they are sometimes filled with water. If this is the case, try to club someone with the non-working shotguns in the weapon closet. Also, be careful while wandering the ventilation shafts. If you see a large, six-legged creature that looks really pissed, give him a piece of your lunch and he'll hopefully go away. In the event of an emergency, you can and will be used as a flotation device. Stay out of the admin's closets, and don't touch my stuff. It's not very atomically stable, you see;)


Thanks for the welcome, that's pretty comprehensive. :D

Damn straight I'm alive, and I still think the UN is our last best hope for peace. ;)
Title: Hullo there
Post by: HotSnoJ on February 21, 2003, 08:34:07 pm
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Originally posted by J.F.K.
Damn straight I'm alive, and I still think the UN is our last best hope for peace. ;)


Yeah, a entity that no dictator that is planing world conquest will obey. :rolleyes:




"Talk softly and carry a big stick" ~ Teddy
Title: Hullo there
Post by: phreak on February 21, 2003, 08:37:54 pm
hi jack, i see you were sent by setekh (we call him steak).

tell him i said hi
Title: Hullo there
Post by: WMCoolmon on February 21, 2003, 08:40:00 pm
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
*Is too lazy to fire the welocoming beam*
*fires this instead*
-----WELCOME TO THE HLPBB----!!!

tsk, tsk. :p
(http://members.cox.net/~wmcoolmon/images/welcome.gif)
Title: Hullo there
Post by: J.F.K. on February 21, 2003, 08:54:48 pm
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Originally posted by PhReAk
hi jack, i see you were sent by setekh (we call him steak).

tell him i said hi


Setekh, that's it. I think it's Egyptian or something. Will do.

Quote
Originally posted by HotSnoJ
Yeah, a entity that no dictator that is planing world conquest will obey. :rolleyes:


I personally think it's pretty poor on Bush's part - the UN is irrelevant if they agree and irrelevant if they disagree with his requests.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Kamikaze on February 22, 2003, 12:11:50 am
Welcome to the community Jack :) How's Australia? Are there really a million things that can kill ya in your backyard? ;)
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Bobboau on February 22, 2003, 12:17:46 am
a follower of our guiding light has reveiled himself
*humbel's self*
all hail Setekh! all hail Setekh!
we shall follow his vision!
*unhumbel's self*
:nervous:
...
what?
Title: Hullo there
Post by: J.F.K. on February 22, 2003, 01:26:25 am
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
Welcome to the community Jack :) How's Australia? Are there really a million things that can kill ya in your backyard? ;)


Not really... well, unless you count the funnel web spiders, they can be nasty if you run into their dens. :shaking:

Hey Bobboau, Setekh told me he used to work here, but I didn't know he was that important... or are you joking? :confused:
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 01:30:04 am
He was one of the top admins and probably the best renderer here, but his influence grows greater in absence. ;)
Title: Hullo there
Post by: J.F.K. on February 22, 2003, 01:32:30 am
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
He was one of the top admins and probably the best renderer here, but his influence grows greater in absence. ;)


:o No kidding? You never would have guessed from what he's like in real life. I just thought he played lots of games.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Bobboau on February 22, 2003, 01:50:14 am
he was one of the founder's of HLP, his work is probly one of the most important in keeping the comunity alive over the last year and a half

note that his name, Setekh, is the same as the vasudan AWACS craft hense all the "vision" and "guiding light" stuff, but he realy was (is) one of the most important members of our strange little world
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Turnsky on February 22, 2003, 02:10:15 am
not only that, but his work at the Hard Light Array (http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/array/)  is pretty impressive
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Stunaep on February 22, 2003, 02:29:20 am
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Originally posted by J.F.K.


Hey Bobboau, Setekh told me he used to work here, but I didn't know he was that important...

Somewhere between a demigod and Allah.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Gortef on February 22, 2003, 03:15:09 am
Welcome aboard J.F.K ^_^

I hope you'll enjoy your stay here and stay as long as possible :thepimp:
Title: Hullo there
Post by: HotSnoJ on February 22, 2003, 05:12:59 am
Dang where are my manners.

I forgot to say "Welcome to HLPBB!"




(I got to excited about politics, sorry.)
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Shrike on February 22, 2003, 05:27:09 am
Hi.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: vyper on February 22, 2003, 07:38:59 am
Welcome JFK, good to see people still only just getting involved with FS. ;)
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 22, 2003, 07:39:22 am
My turn...


[glow=blue]WELCOME TO THE HLPBB![/glow][/color]

Just follow the advice of what everyone says here, except for me.

Plus, don't anger me or I'll take your pies (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm) ;)
Title: Hullo there
Post by: HotSnoJ on February 22, 2003, 08:07:21 am
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Originally posted by nuclear1
Plus, don't anger me or I'll take your pies (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm) ;)


:lol:, that's funny.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Knight Templar on February 22, 2003, 04:16:52 pm
mmmmmmmm steak...
Title: Re: Hullo there
Post by: beatspete on February 22, 2003, 04:48:30 pm
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Originally posted by J.F.K.
Hi, you can call me Jack.
 



Hello, Jack.


I wish i had something more interesting to say :sigh:
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Unknown Target on February 22, 2003, 04:50:22 pm
Why don't you....scream

*Devoirs beatspete's head*

Here, you want some?

*Offers some brains to J.F.K*
Title: Hullo there
Post by: beatspete on February 22, 2003, 04:55:25 pm
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Originally posted by Unknown Target

*Devoirs beatspete's head*
 


Its 'devours'
If your going to eat me atleast spell it right.

*wonders why he's being eaten*

This is useless. Just say hi and shut up, UT.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Unknown Target on February 22, 2003, 05:03:29 pm
I said hi
How can you still be talking?
Oh...

*devours beatspete's mouth*
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 05:09:45 pm
Oh, quick introduction- Shrike will be your waiter for the duration of your visit, I am your overlord/god, Turnsky is the equivalent of one of those hobos that follows random people around throwing bottles and trying to ward off the "elves" that only they can see, and nuclear1 has glory hole duty this week for insisting on posting that ****ty-ass site repeatedly.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Unknown Target on February 22, 2003, 05:25:56 pm
my stryke, you're fussy today...:D :p
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 05:31:58 pm
I always make fun of Shrike when Thunder doesn't make himself handy, and Turnsky richly deserves my mockery after that stunt he pulled earlier. Looking for some special attention, too, perv-boy?;)
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Zeronet on February 22, 2003, 05:43:57 pm
They always say people become more famous in absense.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 22, 2003, 05:44:47 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
and nuclear1 has glory hole duty this week for insisting on posting that ****ty-ass site repeatedly.


no need to click on it, now do ya, Stryke? :D :doubt:
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 05:47:51 pm
I don't need to. I've known what Weebl and Bob was for more than a year, and merely reminding me of that crappy, crappy "joke" site is enough to incur my wrath.

Before that thing, I thought stupid humor couldn't sink lower than Pauly Shore, and thusly only hated him and his fanbase for giving a bad name to my species. Now I just hate humanity in general for same, 'cos the mere fact that there could be something this dumb demonstrates that we're only substantially WORSE off than we were swinging from trees and getting eaten by the occasional jaguar.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Turnsky on February 22, 2003, 06:38:01 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Oh, quick introduction- Shrike will be your waiter for the duration of your visit, I am your overlord/god, Turnsky is the equivalent of one of those hobos that follows random people around throwing bottles and trying to ward off the "elves" that only they can see, and nuclear1 has glory hole duty this week for insisting on posting that ****ty-ass site repeatedly.

 B]

Up yours buddy

This, coming from a guy who inisted he was a leprecaun pirate not too long ago..
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 06:44:21 pm
It had a punchline. You killed it in incubation. For that you pay.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Turnsky on February 22, 2003, 06:48:36 pm
well i didn't see it and besides what are you going to do about it? :doubt:
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 06:51:34 pm
Harass you mosquito-like until you cry like a little girl. I gots a bit much free time today.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Turnsky on February 22, 2003, 06:53:50 pm
*gets fly swat and industrial strength bug spray*

Bring it on
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 06:55:08 pm
Call it annoyance retaliation- you irritate me, I show you what it's like to have someone follow you around and be an ass for a few days in a row. Nothing personal, just my vindictive nature.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Turnsky on February 22, 2003, 06:57:43 pm
geez, sorry bout that, had some guy do that to me once... until i hit him with a home-made nightstick..

I'll leave you alone from now on..
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 06:58:04 pm
You do that.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Shrike on February 22, 2003, 07:42:05 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Stryke 9
Oh, quick introduction- Shrike will be your waiter for the duration of your visit, I am your overlord/god, Turnsky is the equivalent of one of those hobos that follows random people around throwing bottles and trying to ward off the "elves" that only they can see, and nuclear1 has glory hole duty this week for insisting on posting that ****ty-ass site repeatedly.
Do you want to loose your voice again?
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 07:47:31 pm
Tempermental, aren't we?

Hey, be glad. You get to be snooty and wear that suit and spit in peoples' food. I've got to smite UT every time he puts his foot in his mouth, and I'm gtting tennis elbow from it already.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Shrike on February 22, 2003, 07:50:46 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Stryke 9
Tempermental, aren't we?
As some people believe, I'm a goth.  I'm supposed to be surly.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 07:53:44 pm
No, you're supposed to be whiny and morbid. As a misanthropic, ex-intellectual violent hippie, I'm supposed to be the surly one.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Shrike on February 22, 2003, 07:57:34 pm
HIPPIE?

I should ban you on the spot.... ****ing earthmuffins.  I still hear bongos.....
Title: Hullo there
Post by: J.F.K. on February 22, 2003, 11:55:38 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Stryke 9
Oh, quick introduction- Shrike will be your waiter for the duration of your visit, I am your overlord/god, Turnsky is the equivalent of one of those hobos that follows random people around throwing bottles and trying to ward off the "elves" that only they can see, and nuclear1 has glory hole duty this week for insisting on posting that ****ty-ass site repeatedly.


Cosy place you got here. I think I'm gonna need to get to know a lot of people around here before I understand any of the jokes...
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 11:59:12 pm
Not the bongo-playing type, Shrike. The type you hear about at these demonstrations, smashing shop windows and ****.:D
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Blue Lion on February 23, 2003, 12:00:54 am
I've been with this lot over a year and I still don't get the jokes
Title: Hullo there
Post by: J.F.K. on February 23, 2003, 12:04:23 am
Quote
Originally posted by Blue Lion
I've been with this lot over a year and I still don't get the jokes


:blah:

How long has this place existed again?
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Blue Lion on February 23, 2003, 12:06:34 am
I think Jan 7th 2001


Then again I wasn't there
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 23, 2003, 12:06:53 am
The jokes are not meant to be understood, but, koan-like, merely appreciated.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: J.F.K. on February 23, 2003, 12:08:44 am
2001... so this place is like 2 years old. That's pretty young, I thought it would be older with the number of posts its got.

Thanks for the advice Stryke, I'll have to stick that on the side of my monitor to remind me.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Blue Lion on February 23, 2003, 12:10:28 am
Quote
Originally posted by J.F.K.
2001... so this place is like 2 years old. That's pretty young, I thought it would be older with the number of posts its got.

Thanks for the advice Stryke, I'll have to stick that on the side of my monitor to remind me.


No no, we....are...well, some will say dedicated, others will say "losers"
Title: Hullo there
Post by: J.F.K. on February 23, 2003, 12:15:10 am
Do you mean you post a lot? I would probably think that a better quality than a worser one... well, in the context.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 23, 2003, 08:38:26 am
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Originally posted by Blue Lion


No no, we....are...well, some will say dedicated, others will say "losers"


Replace "losers" with "nerds" then you got it. :D
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Bobboau on February 23, 2003, 02:58:52 pm
well HLP has been around sence about 2001, but the FS comunity it's based on started in 97, I joined in late 98
Title: Hullo there
Post by: aldo_14 on February 23, 2003, 04:17:16 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Blue Lion
I've been with this lot over a year and I still don't get the jokes


:rolleyes: :nod:
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Galemp on February 23, 2003, 04:45:41 pm
Hi! I'm GE. This is a fun place; you'll like it here. If you liked FS2, and never got to play FS1, check out my project hosted here. There are lots of other fun things to do if you can MOD, but for now, hang out and run through the FRED tutorial.

Enjoy your stay!
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 23, 2003, 05:21:14 pm
hey, GE... didya notice you have two SA avatars?
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Galemp on February 23, 2003, 05:22:10 pm
Yeah! Isn't it cool? :D
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Darkage on February 23, 2003, 05:33:07 pm
Hi jack:D


Hope you enjoy your stay:D

Btw....

I hear by declare you a official comunity nerd:D


Beware of the FOJ!:p
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Turnsky on February 23, 2003, 05:46:21 pm
FYI: FOJ= Freak Of Justice
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Knight Templar on February 23, 2003, 05:51:36 pm
I told you, the attachment feature isn't for stuff like that.

Shrike
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Turnsky on February 23, 2003, 05:54:27 pm
I see KT has summoned the Freak of justice
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Darkage on February 23, 2003, 06:02:15 pm
LOL! i just love my FOJ:D
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Black Wolf on February 23, 2003, 10:12:13 pm
Oh Good, more Australians. With Setekh gone, we were down to about 4 or 5.

Yay for us.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Turnsky on February 23, 2003, 10:14:45 pm
there are other australians?
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Knight Templar on February 23, 2003, 10:22:05 pm
icespeed (sp?) - another friend of steaks
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Turnsky on February 23, 2003, 10:24:51 pm
i see..
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Black Wolf on February 23, 2003, 11:06:45 pm
I saw a post by Max the other day (another West Aussie) and Pegasus V is Australian, but he hasn't been here since he got married in September last year.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: CP5670 on February 23, 2003, 11:13:11 pm
Quote
Replace "losers" with "nerds" then you got it. :D


and I am even more of one than most people around here... ;7 :D
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Bobboau on February 24, 2003, 12:38:48 am
...so...
scared yet? :D
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Ulundel on February 24, 2003, 03:13:06 am
Quote
Originally posted by Black Wolf
Oh Good, more Australians. With Setekh gone, we were down to about 4 or 5.

Yay for us.


Bah, australians...that's nothing. Estonians are the supreme race, err...nation
Title: Hullo there
Post by: J.F.K. on February 24, 2003, 04:04:49 am
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Originally posted by Darkage
Hi jack:D


Hope you enjoy your stay:D

Btw....

I hear by declare you a official comunity nerd:D


Beware of the FOJ!:p


Hey, you look pretty funny... with a title like that, I can't help but laugh. :D

Thanks for the welcomes, everybody.
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Tiara on February 24, 2003, 04:47:56 am
Bit late but:

(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/welcome.jpg)
Title: Hullo there
Post by: vyper on February 24, 2003, 05:11:28 am
The welcome beam has been replaced by the neon-welcome-sign ;)
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Tiara on February 24, 2003, 06:38:28 am
;)
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Styxx on February 24, 2003, 07:00:16 am
You just can't let an opportunity to spam slide past, huh?
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Stunaep on February 24, 2003, 07:12:37 am
no. why haven't you closed this yet?
Title: Hullo there
Post by: Styxx on February 24, 2003, 07:17:38 am
Because I hoped you'd get a clue. How silly of me.