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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Unknown Target on February 22, 2003, 07:19:41 pm

Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Unknown Target on February 22, 2003, 07:19:41 pm
There ain't no rules no more! I'll do one of these later, just have fun right now!
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 07:21:28 pm
I think my primary weapon is the BSoD. Game over. I win.
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Unknown Target on February 22, 2003, 07:23:45 pm
Should I take that as an acception to the challenge? :D
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 07:26:04 pm
No. I have no exception, as there is only one of me.
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Unknown Target on February 22, 2003, 07:28:54 pm
ok, then...



*walks into the thread*

Bows to Stryke 9.

[Announcer voice] FORUM BATTLE, BEGIN!!!! [/Announcer Voice]
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Shrike on February 22, 2003, 07:40:30 pm
I choose my primary ability as the reality-bending deletion power, with the secondary being the orbital closure strike.
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 07:43:58 pm
Good. You have my blessing to use both, child.

[lets holy light radiate down on Shrike]
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Shrike on February 22, 2003, 07:44:57 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Stryke 9
Good. You have my blessing to use both, child.

[lets holy light radiate down on Shrike]
Better make your last post count..... :devil:
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Unknown Target on February 22, 2003, 07:50:41 pm
*shoots a bullet at Shrike's head*

Clock's ticking, Shrike.... ;)
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Shrike on February 22, 2003, 07:51:42 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Unknown Target
*shoots a bullet at Shrike's head*

Clock's ticking, Shrike.... ;)
*distorts reality so bullet arcs around and accelerates to C-fractional velocity towards UT*
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Unknown Target on February 22, 2003, 07:54:28 pm
* Draws sword and deflects bullet towards Stryke 9*

Leaps towards Shrike in a frenzy, sending a flying kick towards his head.
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Unknown Target on February 22, 2003, 07:56:05 pm
Check the rules, I added a new one.
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 07:56:12 pm
[ignores bullet, causing it to no longer exist]

[does same for UT, and his pretend combat is suddenly of no greater significance than the buzzing of a fly, to be utterly silenced whenever one wishes]


There's a bit of a trick to forum battles, there.
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Unknown Target on February 22, 2003, 07:58:00 pm
....ok.

Comes back and kills Stryke, cause he's an ass :D :p
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Shrike on February 22, 2003, 07:58:43 pm
*drops 10 ton weight on UT*
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Unknown Target on February 22, 2003, 08:01:23 pm
Dodges 10-ton weight and summons super-duper-strength.

Throws it back at Shrike, who dodges it. Then I leap up to flying kick him in the head.
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Unknown Target on February 22, 2003, 08:02:19 pm
Ok, screw it! All rules are off! Have fun, cya all tommorow!
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 08:03:29 pm
[blows up Universe]

[dusts off hands]


Well, glad that's over with.
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 08:04:11 pm
In the beginning, there was nothing.



Then, there was me.











Let there be light.

*blooie*
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Shrike on February 22, 2003, 08:24:51 pm
Good, it's over with.
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 22, 2003, 08:45:54 pm
I'd like to devote the remainder of this thread to an intense ideological debate on radishes.


Don't they taste like soap to you? Every time I eat 'em, I feel like I'm eating a bar of soap...
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Solatar on February 22, 2003, 09:00:41 pm
I'm would agree with you, but I don't know what a bar of soap tastes like....:nervous:
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Knight Templar on February 22, 2003, 10:26:48 pm
I happen to.

Daddy called me a potty mouth.

EDIT: w00t mutha****in' h00t! 4999 posts!


:blah:
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zeronet on February 23, 2003, 06:44:57 am
I bet most of its nonsense spam :p
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Stunaep on February 23, 2003, 07:01:38 am
You SIR, just won a COOKIE!
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 23, 2003, 08:41:17 am
ah well.... might as well.

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Nobody mind that.
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Razor on February 23, 2003, 09:42:24 am
Forum battles?
Oh joy! :D
*Cracks fingers* *Puts on the long black coat and sun glasses*
Ok my weapon of choice: Guns...lots of guns. By the way are we only restricted to the todays weapons or can we make our own? ;7 No nukes or air strikes please.
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Unknown Target on February 23, 2003, 10:03:27 am
*goes back to sleep*
*drools on keyboard*
*drool accidentally types in a super-secret password, and I become Freakazoid*
*kicks all ya'll's asses*
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: SKYNET-011 on February 23, 2003, 10:24:19 am
*Walks into battle*

:) Hey guys, wha... :eek:

*is killed*
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Dark_4ce on February 23, 2003, 11:14:17 am
*Walks in and stops at the doorway.*
*People stop to stare at their new arrival.*
*Makes a sudden motion to his pocket.*
*Some reach for their guns but stop.*
*Smiles and takes out a coin.*
*People look confused.*
*Does a quick motion and flips the coin across the room and into the jukebox.*
*The music starts playing and people are suddenly under his control and begin to do coreographed dance rutines.*
*Does a high pitched squel and begins to walk backwards.*

Fear the power of the music video!
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Black Wolf on February 23, 2003, 11:41:40 am
Wow. This thread... still exists.

Wishes he still had his spoon so he could take youse all on!!!
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Unknown Target on February 23, 2003, 11:57:47 am
*takes out Black Wolf's spoon*
*attaches it to his sword*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

*neuters more ppl with it in a series of Matrix moves*
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: CP5670 on February 23, 2003, 12:01:44 pm
I have the power of posting math formulas that cause Shrike to close the thread. ;7
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Razor on February 23, 2003, 12:50:47 pm
Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
I have the power of posting math formulas that cause Shrike to close the thread. ;7


YESSS! Show them the awesome power of math torture! ;7 ;7 ;)

By the way, I think he closes them because he's either confused or scared of you.
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: beatspete on February 23, 2003, 12:59:53 pm
*unleashes group of slightly angry snapping turtles upon forumites*

Mwaaa ha ha ha!  :drevil:



*is eaten seconds later by the traitorous tortoises*


:rolleyes:
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 23, 2003, 04:07:32 pm





:D
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Galemp on February 23, 2003, 04:51:46 pm
I smite you all with the Jabberwock Eyestaff.

*watches as fire and brimstone rain from the sky upon the denizens of the thread*
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Solatar on February 23, 2003, 04:59:40 pm
*Comes in*
*take out remote control*
*pushes button*
*releases a cloud of anesthetic*
*watches everybody pass out*
*wires everybody with C4*
*gets out of the way*
*pushes another button*


Spoiler:
[SIZE=15]BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: aldo_14 on February 23, 2003, 05:15:28 pm
Hah!  Fear my dog doo* on a stick

*ok, it's just mud.
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: SKYNET-011 on February 23, 2003, 05:49:28 pm
*Stabs at Aldo* :mad2:

*Misses* :eek:

*Hits nearby admin* :nervous:
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Turnsky on February 23, 2003, 05:52:33 pm
*Brandishes Daedric Dai-Katana*
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Shrike on February 23, 2003, 06:00:04 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
YESSS! Show them the awesome power of math torture! ;7 ;7 ;)

By the way, I think he closes them because he's either confused or scared of you.
No, change that to annoyed and you have a winner.
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: Unknown Target on February 23, 2003, 06:10:36 pm
*strips off clothes*

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! NOW YOU SHALL KNOW TRUE FEAR!!!!!


*runs around in a drunken haze, still in the nude, hugging random people and causing them to fall into the corner, wimpering for mercy*

...
*approaches Shrike*

Shrike: GET THE **** AWAY FROM ME!

UT: Awww -hic- Billleeeeeeee! Whazzamater Billlleeee -hic-? Dunt ya remember me? -hic-

Shrike: **** OFF!

UT: You're -hic- cool, too, man! -hic-

*hugs Shrike*

*Shrike runs away, trips, and falls into a sterilization vat*

Shrike: Thank God!!

*suddenly, he begins to notice that the sterilization vat's liquids are quickly eating away his skin*

Shrike: AAHHHH!!!
Title: Forum Battle Begin!!!!!!!!
Post by: SKYNET-011 on February 23, 2003, 06:13:15 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Unknown Target

...
*approaches Shrike*

Shrike: GET THE **** AWAY FROM ME!

UT: Awww -hic- Billleeeeeeee! Whazzamater Billlleeee -hic-? Dunt ya remember me? -hic-

Shrike: **** OFF!

UT: You're -hic- cool, too, man! -hic-

*hugs Shrike*

*Shrike runs away, trips, and falls into a sterilization vat*

Shrike: Thank God!!

*suddenly, he begins to notice that the sterilization vat's liquids are quickly eating away his skin*

Shrike: AAHHHH!!!


:lol: