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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Sandwich on March 03, 2003, 04:45:29 am
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*whimper*
This readme was included in the zip of a Palm web browser. The thing is that it's the only file there that has such...uhm, intriguing...English. ;)
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Xiino Cruiser 1.2.4E
2002/9/24
Copyright (c) 2001-2002 ILINX, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
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Xiino Cruiser makes �y Cruiser file �z, and is software for Windows(R) to manage the
bookmark of Xiino.
�¦Please read the use permission contract often, and use the application ahead of the use
after acknowledging the content. The use permission contract has been described to License.
txt or XiinoCruiserManual.pdf.
�¦Probation
The state before �y release key �z is input with Xiino (Web a browser) is provided
the probation.
Xiino is, and Xiino Cruiser becomes a probation, too and there is a limitation in the
support from Irincs etc. at the probation. Please read the use permission contract of the
manual and Xiino Cruiser of Xiino in detail.
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Contents
‚P�@Introduction
‚Q�@Install
‚R�@Uninstall
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‚P�@Introduction
�EFile composition
This software is composed of the following files.
XiinoCruiser.exe
Installer for Xiino Cruiser
Readme.txt
The file you are reading right now.
XiinoCruiserLicense.txt
The use permission contract of Xiino Cruiser.
XiinoCruiserManualEnglish.pdf
A Japanese manual of Xiino Cruiser. This manual : with the PDF form.
It becomes it. The PDF file : with Adobe(R) Acrobat Reader(R).
It is possible to inspect it. The Adobe Systems Co. about Acrobat Reader.
Please refer to web site (http://www.adobe.co.jp/).
�ECorrespondence model
This software corresponds to following Windows(R).
Windows(R) 98 (including Second Edition)
Windows(R) 2000 (The user limited to Administrator. )
Windows(R) Me
Windows(R) XP Pro
�EHard disk
Hard disk with becoming empty of 3MB or more(Install it. )
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‚Q�@Install
�EInstall Instruction
Please double-click XiinoCruiser.exe from the Explorer of the personal computer. The
installer of Xiino Cruiser starts. Please advance the installation according to the
instruction of the installer.
Please do the following operation without fail before starting Xiino Cruiser,
and let me recognize the user-name to Xiino Cruiser.
�@�EThe Palm Computing Platform device which has started Xiino once is set in Cradle,
and HotSync is done.
(Xiino Cruiser recognizes the user name of the Palm Computing Platform device. )
�¦The user must start the installation and Xiino Cruiser in the state of Administrator
in 2000 Windows(R) environments.
Attention) No Palmscape Cruiser is used together with no Xiino Cruiser and Palmscape
Cuiser cannot be used together with Xiino Cruiser. The operation of each application
becomes unstable when using it together.
Please Xiino is installed in the Palm Computing Platform device before Palmscape Cruiser
is uninstalled, and start Xiino though it is necessary to uninstall Palmscape Cruiser when
Palmscape Cruiser is installed in the personal computer.
Attention) Uninstalling of Palmscape Cruiser
The installer of Xiino Cruiser is used to uninstall Palmscape Cruiser. Please delete
Palmscape Cruiser according to the instruction of the installer of Xiino Cruiser when
you install Xiino Cruiser.
Please see the manual of Xiino Cruiser about detailed information on uninstalling the
installation of Xiino Cruiser and Palmscape Cruiser.
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‚R�@Uninstall
Please double-click [ Add/Remove Programs applet ] in [ the control panel ]. Please
select Xiino Cruiser from the list of the application and click [ the addition and the deletion ].
Uninstalling Xiino Cruiser is begun and complete uninstalling according to the instruction, please.
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Windows(R) is a registered trademark of Microsoft.
Palm is a registereed trademark of Palm Computing Inc. or the subsidiary of Palm Computing Inc.
Xiino is a registered trademark of ILINX INC.
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Painful. Simply painful.
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that's pretty usual actually.
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Isn't it weird that we can understand 99.9 percent of what the readme author is trying to say though? :lol:
Engrish, comedy value for mundane products. :yes:
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
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Isn't it weird that we can understand 99.9 percent of what the readme author is trying to say though? :lol:[/color]
"We", white mon? ;)
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Originally posted by Sandwich
"We", white mon? ;)
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*switches to standard northern Ireland dialect*
Aye an yer cruisin for a brusin if yeh keep that up.
:p
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
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*switches to standard northern Ireland dialect*
Aye an yer cruisin for a brusin if yeh keep that up.
:p
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:D Gotta love the Irish. :lol:
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
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*switches to standard northern Ireland dialect*
Aye an yer cruisin for a brusin if yeh keep that up.
:p
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That would work better with a broad Scots accent, Like Billy Connolly.
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Bolt ya rocket, before ah launch ya!
alternatively
Bolt ya mad rocket, before ah hammer ye!
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There were two things in particular that caught my attention: :D
Xiino is, and Xiino Cruiser becomes a probation, too and there is a limitation in the
support from Irincs etc. at the probation.
This was the only sentence I was not able to figure out the intended meaning of... :wtf:
It becomes it.
what a profound statement... :nod:
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Originally posted by CP5670
what a profound statement... :nod:
that one is nice indeed :D
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
That would work better with a broad Scots accent, Like Billy Connolly.
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We do share a lot of the same lingo as the scots but the accents have discernable differences. Possibly the most full on in your face example of the northern Irish accent in full swing is that guy in the Austrialian soap 'neighbours'. He's got a belfast accent, the kind you associate with car thieves and teenage rioters.
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has anyone ever watched an asian movie (made in asia... crouching tiger doesn't count) with subtitles?
you can understand like 20% of what they say, and of that only about 5% makes sense
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Originally posted by CP5670
what a profound statement... :nod:
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A buddist walks up to a hotdog vendor and says "make me one with everything".
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Originally posted by Stealth
has anyone ever watched an asian movie (made in asia... crouching tiger doesn't count) with subtitles?
you can understand like 20% of what they say, and of that only about 5% makes sense
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Crouching tiger was made in asia. :confused:
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
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Crouching tiger was made in asia. :confused:
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i know
i'm saying it's an exception:
movie (made in asia... crouching tiger doesn't count)
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Originally posted by Stealth
i know
i'm saying it's an exception:
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Hehe I thought you meant it didn't count because it wasn't made in asia. Oh well...
*adds one more tick to the 'daft things I've done today' list*
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Yeah, but i didn't like Crouching tiger that much.
I have word from someone I know in Asia that there's a movie called "Hero" with Jet Li, Donnie Yen (who is my favorite asian actor), and Zhang Zhi. the trailer looks awesome, and it comes out officially in the US November, 2003. I get it tomorrow on VCD though ;) lol
It came out less than a month ago (if i remember correctly) in Asia
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The plot thickens.
When you said asia I thought you meant Indian and such films. You can't just class stuff as "Asian", really, as it is such a large continent. Even Russian stuff could be classed as Asian.
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Bolt ya rocket, before ah launch ya!
alternatively
Bolt ya mad rocket, before ah hammer ye!
:lol:
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
The plot thickens.
When you said asia I thought you meant Indian and such films. You can't just class stuff as "Asian", really, as it is such a large continent. Even Russian stuff could be classed as Asian.
sorry, you're getting technical here...
when i say "Asian", I mean China, Japan, Korea, all the places where their eyes are thin... dammit, you know what i mean!
it's like saying "The term 'Americans' is incorrect, because 'American' should represent everyone on North and South America".
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For that matter, some of the Russian stuff is pretty incomprehensible. Yeah, I get that they're cold, they're poor, they're miserable, someone probably just died in the coldest, poorest, and most miserable way possible, but that's common to pretty much all Russian movies, and hence doesn't help me out with the plot much. For that matter, all the Russian literature's pretty much like that, too, when it isn't about how the government makes everyone even more miserable.
Talk about a place that must have a ****ty tourism industry.
Aand... well, I can actually understand about 50% of Asian movies and ****, but then again I can also tell exactly what's going on in video cutscenes without any soundcard- 's because most of 'em are the same cliched trash that's on morning television, basically. Except, you know... really, really fast, from a largely different culture, and occasionally flashing at a rate indended to give migraines.
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Originally posted by Stealth
it's like saying "The term 'Americans' is incorrect, because 'American' should represent everyone on North and South America".
I have no problems with that. That's the way it should be. America is not just the US, although someone at school thought that all of North, South and Central America was part of the US!