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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Vertigo1 on March 06, 2003, 06:06:34 pm

Title: I'm ready! Are you?
Post by: Vertigo1 on March 06, 2003, 06:06:34 pm

It seems a certain group found the ready.gov website a little...dumb, so they decided to parody the images instructing people what to do in the event of a 'terrorist attack'.  Here's what they come up with:

http://board.crewcial.org/t.php?id=16330&r=57 (http://board.crewcial.org/t.php?id=16330&r=57)  (Be prepared as its a VERY long thread.)

There is some light foul language, but not to the point where it would be considered offensive.

My own spoof (http://forums.firstones.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=57690#post57690) based on that thread.

Title: I'm ready! Are you?
Post by: Stryke 9 on March 07, 2003, 01:18:32 am

Seen 'em already. This weren't even the really funny ones. Where you think my sig's from?

Title: I'm ready! Are you?
Post by: CP5670 on March 07, 2003, 01:33:47 am

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(http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_tap.gif)

If you do get trapped under something, amuse yourself with flashlight games.

(http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_high_windows.gif)

deny the satanic mutterings of the window.

(http://ready.gov/i/vis_chem_escape2.gif)

tic tac toe skills will help you escape a chemical spill.

:D :D :D

Title: I'm ready! Are you?
Post by: Knight Templar on March 07, 2003, 01:46:22 am

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(http://www.ready.gov/i/bio_vis_cover.gif)

How to dress like Michael Jackson

(http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_rad_local.gif)

Just don't ever go to Texas. EVER.

(http://www.ready.gov/i/nuc_vis_distance.gif)

Light exposure to radiation will exponentially increase penis girth, like the Hulk.

(http://ready.gov/i/expl_vis_rescue2.gif)

Call the Fire Department, they have ladders and bongs.

:D

Don't read these after playing football.. painful laughing :p

Title: I'm ready! Are you?
Post by: Turnsky on March 07, 2003, 02:08:10 am

:lol:

Title: I'm ready! Are you?
Post by: J.F.K. on March 07, 2003, 02:44:48 am

Heh heh, those are kinda funny. :)

Title: I'm ready! Are you?
Post by: Gortef on March 07, 2003, 04:05:19 am

:lol:

Title: I'm ready! Are you?
Post by: ZylonBane on March 07, 2003, 02:26:00 pm

AIRTOONS. Much better.
http://www.airtoons.com/home.php

(http://home.att.net/~clay.h/80scopy.gif)

Title: I'm ready! Are you?
Post by: Vertigo1 on March 08, 2003, 11:29:16 pm

ROFL

Title: I'm ready! Are you?
Post by: Stealth on March 08, 2003, 11:38:41 pm

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Originally posted by Knight Templar


(http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_rad_local.gif)
Just don't ever go to Texas. EVER.



Don't read these after playing football.. painful laughing :p

I knew you'd find that one amusing.