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Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Sandwich on March 09, 2003, 02:25:42 pm: Caught this at the end of The Empire Strikes Back, in the very first scene of the rendevous with the Rebel fleet at the end. Bottom center of the pic; looks like 2 domed cylinders glued together, with one of them shorter than the other.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Fineus on March 09, 2003, 02:34:00 pm: It's a double ended dildo, case closed.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Knight Templar on March 09, 2003, 02:38:30 pm: ;7

*I can see a new doublemint gum commercial*

more importantly, whats the faint ship above the dildocruiser?
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Stealth on March 09, 2003, 02:43:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
;7
more importantly, whats the faint ship above the dildocruiser?

a very important object called "Debris"

no, i don't know what it's called
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Knight Templar on March 09, 2003, 02:45:21 pm: Couldn't be debris anyways, they're out in the middle of nowhere.

When in doubt, consult The Force (http://www.theforce.net/swtc/)

Sandwich, I think you just found Anonymous Rebel freighter #369 :D
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Stealth on March 09, 2003, 02:51:46 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
#369 :D

DAAYYYUUUMMMMM!
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Tiara on March 09, 2003, 03:36:43 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
It's a double ended dildo, case closed.

;7
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Fineus on March 09, 2003, 03:40:03 pm: You stay the hell away from me ;)
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Sandwich on March 09, 2003, 03:42:16 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
You stay the hell away from me ;)

You guys (and girl) are so immature. :blah:

:lol:
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Knight Templar on March 09, 2003, 03:42:51 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Tiara

;7

Forget him/the dildo/the axe and Come to daddy ;7

nono, leave the axe, noo...

*runs for mexico*
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Tiara on March 09, 2003, 03:43:54 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich

You guys (and girl) are so immature. :blah:

Talking about dildos is immature? Hmmm...
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Tiara on March 09, 2003, 03:44:56 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar

Forget him/the dildo/the axe and Come to daddy ;7

nono, leave the axe, noo...

*runs for mexico*

*nukes mexico*

(http://www.chungkuo.org/nuke.jpg)

On-topic:

Dunno what ship it is :p
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Knight Templar on March 09, 2003, 03:49:50 pm: hrmmm If I can get her to nuke mexico...

*runs to Canada*

:devil:

Semi-On-Topic: Meh, I'm pretty sure this is just one of those 'filler' ships. It has no name or class or reason any other than to be there for the back ground. Most sci-fi universes have these. duuuuh :p
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Unknown Target on March 09, 2003, 03:51:54 pm: It's the DILDO OF DOOM!!!!!!!!
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Tiara on March 09, 2003, 03:53:18 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar

*runs to Canada*

Canada isn't worth nuking... :doubt: It has like 0.000000001 people and a deer per square mile...

And yes, a filler ship could be logical.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Knight Templar on March 09, 2003, 03:54:55 pm: Awww shucks... well, I tried :sigh:
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Warlock on March 09, 2003, 04:46:53 pm: Ummmm ........ well now. Can't really ,.....add....to the above comments much.

:eek2:
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Martinus on March 09, 2003, 04:58:58 pm: [color=66ff00]
This thread screams to be closed and blasted out an airlock for sanity reasons but it's too damn funny. :lol:
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Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Sandwich on March 09, 2003, 05:01:14 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor
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This thread screams to be closed and blasted out an airlock for sanity reasons but it's too damn funny. :lol:
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And, in a most ironic turn of fates, it's all because of Mr. Lock-Thread-Happy Thunder. :doubt: Gee, thanks. :rolleyes:

Now to make him feel guilty... ;7
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Warlock on March 09, 2003, 05:07:38 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich

And, in a most ironic turn of fates, it's all because of Mr. Lock-Thread-Happy Thunder. :doubt: Gee, thanks. :rolleyes:

Now to make him feel guilty... ;7

I know shameful actions for one of HLP's founding members!!

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*Careful places "Guilt Trips wires all over the floor*
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Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Unknown Target on March 09, 2003, 05:32:08 pm: The RCS Beer-Bomber

The two pods contain a volatile mix of beer, pretzels, and football. When combined, the explosive comination results in total vegetation for any nearby ships. This is the most feared ship of the Rebel Alliance.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: DragonClaw on March 09, 2003, 06:09:43 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Tiara

;7

:sigh:

(http://www.suburbia.com.au/~morpheus/smilies/drool.gif)

*tries to get control of himself*
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Unknown Target on March 09, 2003, 06:12:37 pm: *pants*

:D

j/k ;)
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Fineus on March 09, 2003, 06:20:17 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich

And, in a most ironic turn of fates, it's all because of Mr. Lock-Thread-Happy Thunder. :doubt: Gee, thanks. :rolleyes:

Now to make him feel guilty... ;7

You bastard ;)
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Warlock on March 09, 2003, 07:41:51 pm: Quote
Originally posted by RKIF-DragonClaw

:sigh:

(http://www.suburbia.com.au/~morpheus/smilies/drool.gif)

*tries to get control of himself*

lol getting excited by fonts again ? :P
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Shrike on March 09, 2003, 09:07:16 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
It's a double ended dildo, case closed.
You seem awfully certain about that Thunder.... sounds like the voice of an expert.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: neo_hermes on March 09, 2003, 09:18:21 pm: :lol:
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Warlock on March 09, 2003, 09:27:01 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
You seem awfully certain about that Thunder.... sounds like the voice of an expert.

Could this be the reason for the name change ? :nervous:

:lol:

slips back out of the thread quickly
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Galemp on March 09, 2003, 10:16:52 pm: :lol:

This is gonna come back to haunt you all. A thread started by one admin, derailed on the topic of dildos by another admin ON THE SECOND REPLY. It doesn't get any better than that.

And there's Tiara's reply... :lol: ;7
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Warlock on March 09, 2003, 10:27:25 pm: Quote
Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
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And there's Tiara's reply... :lol: ;7 [/B]

Which leaves alot of ?'s bout her ya know :P Two siders either she just likes a spare tip, shares with a friend, or ,.. well....we'll leave that to the imagination ;7
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Tiara on March 10, 2003, 12:37:21 am: (http://flack.datajunkie.net/misc/stfu.gif)

;)
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Fineus on March 10, 2003, 01:35:51 am: I...err...want an attorney.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Bobboau on March 10, 2003, 01:40:29 am: what do you call canned ham?
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: WMCoolmon on March 10, 2003, 01:43:52 am: Quote
Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
:lol:

This is gonna come back to haunt you all. A thread started by one admin, derailed on the topic of dildos by another admin ON THE SECOND REPLY. It doesn't get any better than that.

You're forgetting Shrike's reply. :lol:

And on a side note, I nominate CP5670 as Thunder's attorney. :D
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Tiara on March 10, 2003, 02:01:08 am: Quote
Originally posted by WMCoolmon

And on a side note, I nominate CP5670 as Thunder's attorney. :D

Then he'll perform his "Square root of guilty" move.:p
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Shrike on March 10, 2003, 02:16:39 am: Indeed. Anyhow, I think it's time we got back onto Sandwich's original topic....
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Tiara on March 10, 2003, 02:17:43 am: Meh, just a fuel freighter. Whats the big deal? :rolleyes:
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Sandwich on March 10, 2003, 03:28:49 am: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth

You bastard ;)

Me? Me?!? :wtf:

Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
what do you call canned ham?

Uhm.... "Canned Ham"?

Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
Indeed. Anyhow, I think it's time we got back onto Sandwich's original topic....

Well, lacking any basis for speculation other than "[because] it's there", I'd say it would make a nifty FS2-type gunship (which is what the Falcon is, essentially).
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Nico on March 10, 2003, 03:45:31 am: I'd say it's just what hapens when you drive your pod racer too fast :p
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Shrike on March 10, 2003, 04:01:14 am: Quote
Originally posted by Tiara
Meh, just a fuel freighter. Whats the big deal? :rolleyes:
Looking at it, that's what I'd guess as well. SW has lots of highly asymetric ships anyhow.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Sandwich on March 10, 2003, 04:44:20 am: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
...highly asymetric ships...

...are cool. :D
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Warlock on March 10, 2003, 05:53:06 am: It's the famed "Nike" fly by :D
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Gortef on March 10, 2003, 07:28:34 am: It's Vaders floating bathroom, those tanks are watercontainers
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Sandwich on March 10, 2003, 07:43:26 am: Quote
Originally posted by Gortef
It's Vaders floating bathroom, those tanks are watercontainers

That's a ridiculous idea! It's in the Rebel fleet! :lol:
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Gortef on March 10, 2003, 07:45:33 am: well... just in case he drops by you know :D
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Nico on March 10, 2003, 08:14:27 am: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
Looking at it, that's what I'd guess as well. SW has lots of highly asymetric ships anyhow.

but if I remember right, this one is perfectly symetrical tho.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Sandwich on March 10, 2003, 08:30:52 am: Quote
Originally posted by venom2506

but if I remember right, this one is perfectly symetrical tho.

How's that? :wtf:
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Knight Templar on March 10, 2003, 11:01:01 am: Its a mon Calamari Star Cruiser turd :p
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on March 10, 2003, 01:55:32 pm: :lol:

And Tiara, you seem to have a wide collection of SHUT THE **** UP posters.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Vertigo1 on March 10, 2003, 02:00:40 pm: Guys, thats a cargo freighter. You see it alot in the X-Wing games, particularly in XvT and XWA.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Tiara on March 10, 2003, 02:01:54 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB

And Tiara, you seem to have a wide collection of SHUT THE **** UP posters.

Only about 6 ;)
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on March 10, 2003, 02:04:14 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Vertigo1
Guys, thats a cargo freighter. You see it alot in the X-Wing games, particularly in XvT and XWA.

How so? Any screen shots?
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Vertigo1 on March 10, 2003, 02:09:59 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB

How so? Any screen shots?

Not off-hand. Just do a google search on it and you'll see what I mean.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on March 10, 2003, 02:13:08 pm: Is it the one with a flat hull and two huge trapezoid containers on the "wings"?

I speak form XWing and Tie Fighter, I have not played XvT.

Oh wait, yes I have, but it was the OEM version.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Vertigo1 on March 10, 2003, 02:20:57 pm: Thats the one.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Sandwich on March 10, 2003, 04:22:19 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Vertigo1
Thats the one.

Hardly - there's no similarity to speak of. The one I posted looks like, I repeat, two domed cylinders glued together, not like a flat section with sideways trapezodial containers attached to it. :doubt:
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Martinus on March 10, 2003, 05:51:38 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Tiara
(http://flack.datajunkie.net/misc/stfu.gif)

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh sweet Jesus that's the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

Best reply I've seen in ages Tiara. :yes:
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Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: silverwolf on March 10, 2003, 06:58:30 pm: hehe some one should but a web site for those but i'll share mine if it fits the others

(http://aerosmithlyrics.homestead.com/files/F_it.jpg)
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: silverwolf on March 10, 2003, 06:59:50 pm: back on topic it could be vaders bathroom they captured him at the right moment now they are going to tow it into the middle of space and leave it
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Knight Templar on March 10, 2003, 07:42:49 pm: It does look like the Cyndrical cargo containers that I've seen in particularly XWA, but that doesn't explain the sperm tail dealie :doubt:

EDIT: On closer inspection, they don't even look like the containers. More like 2 tails of Lard or something. :blah:
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: neo_hermes on March 10, 2003, 10:34:37 pm: :lol:
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Stealth on March 10, 2003, 11:00:49 pm: i saw Tiara's poster on the Interviews forum a few days ago

Hey SHRIKE!
do you still have that "Greetings! I bring Napalm!" poster you posted in the World Cup thread a few months ago? ;) :lol:
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Stealth on March 10, 2003, 11:04:59 pm: haHA... found it

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/shrike/flamethrower.jpg)

http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,8216.0.html
you have to read the context to appreciate it :D:D
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Tiara on March 11, 2003, 12:01:53 am: (http://www.geocities.com/Vincent_Valentine9/pictures/congratz.txt)
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Shrike on March 11, 2003, 01:16:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by Tiara
(http://flack.datajunkie.net/misc/stfu.gif)

;)
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/shrike/concession.jpg)
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Stryke 9 on March 11, 2003, 01:34:40 am: Shrike, if you made that model, you should be ashamed of yourself. If you just thought it was good enough to post on a modeling forum, you should still be ashamed of yourself, but only for having bad taste (rather than being one step above electrocuting yourself by gnawing on your keyboard cable).:p

Aah, parametric wrapping. Just when we thought we'd never see something so ugly as the shards o' death in 3D graphics again.

(http://www.wpierce.com/wlp/NOID.jpg)
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Shrike on March 11, 2003, 02:08:22 am: Nah, I got it off an author's website.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Sandwich on March 11, 2003, 02:46:36 am: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/shrike/concession.jpg)

AHHHH! Texture smearing!! :lol:
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Shrike on March 11, 2003, 03:51:27 am: Not to mention person smearing....
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Tiara on March 11, 2003, 05:30:25 am: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/shrike/concession.jpg)

(http://www.fattonys.com/images/Upload/NOTACCEPTED.jpg)

Buh-bye tankie... ;)
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Styxx on March 11, 2003, 06:26:52 am: You actually take the time to make these pics as you go? Damn.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Sandwich on March 11, 2003, 06:57:42 am: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
Not to mention person smearing....

Touche`.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Tiara on March 11, 2003, 07:12:55 am: Quote
Originally posted by Styxx
You actually take the time to make these pics as you go? Damn.

Yeah, 2 minutes max in PSP.
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Martinus on March 11, 2003, 10:42:33 am: [color=66ff00]
Great. :rolleyes:

A nuclear winter started because the girl is a bigger kid than the guy! How often do you hear something like that happening?!?

HLP: Making history.

;)
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Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Tiara on March 11, 2003, 11:08:04 am: Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor
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Great. :rolleyes:

A nuclear winter started because the girl is a bigger kid than the guy! How often do you hear something like that happening?!?

HLP: Making history.

;)
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Well, I'm rather a kid then an "adult" :shaking:

Responsibility SUCKS! :D

Makes you look like your parents :shaking:
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Fineus on March 11, 2003, 11:20:22 am: To all above posters, by order of HLP Admin...

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/col/files/image_prize.jpg)
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Tiara on March 11, 2003, 11:38:39 am: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
To all above posters, by order of HLP Admin...

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/col/files/image_prize.jpg)

Seeing that pic, make it:

"To all above MALE posters..."

:D

Don't need a prize...
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Vertigo1 on March 11, 2003, 04:00:37 pm: A little something for all those that participated in the picture war:

You will not digrace this board with that abomination - Shrike

Look! Its Tiara! :D :lol: ;)

You asshole. :D
Title: Previously Unidentified SW: Ep. V ship
Post by: Sandwich on March 11, 2003, 04:45:41 pm: You Will Die.

Now.

:D