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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: SKYNET-011 on March 11, 2003, 12:13:05 pm

Title: Clicky!
Post by: SKYNET-011 on March 11, 2003, 12:13:05 pm: http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Shivan

'Gives A Meal Shivan-Appeal.'

ROFL

'I Want My Shivan.'

:yes:

'Tell Them About The Fenris, Mummy.'

:rolleyes:

'Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Gargant.'

:nervous:

'I Can't Believe It's Not Full Circle.'

Again, :rolleyes:
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Stunaep on March 11, 2003, 12:15:33 pm: we had that already... but keep 'em coming, as far as I'm concerned
Title: Good god how did they found out?
Post by: GT-Keravnos on March 11, 2003, 12:19:08 pm: Be Like Dad, Keep Shivan

:nervous:
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Tiara on March 11, 2003, 12:21:46 pm: "We Bring The Good Shivan To Life."

:D

"Hope It's Poo, It's Poo, We Hope It's Poo..."

:lol:

"Good Honest Newbie Since 1896."

:wtf:

"Come One, Come All To Hardlight Productions."

:ha:
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Ashrak on March 11, 2003, 12:30:30 pm: shivans drink bosch beer.... do you?
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Stunaep on March 11, 2003, 01:11:23 pm: "This Is Not Your Father's Bosch."

"It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Bosch. "

"See the USA in Your Schumacher's Balls."

"The Tits Bars Are On Me!"

"Don't Forget The Pink Turtoise, Mum."

"A Smooth-Running Shrike's 24 Hour Nightclub is a Relaxing Experience. "

"This Is The Age Of The Shrike's 24 Hour Nightclub. "
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Warlock on March 11, 2003, 01:23:21 pm: Quote

It Does Exactly What It Says On The Shivan.

Get The Hard Light Out.

Fill It To The Rim With Styxx. (LMAO!)

Nothing Comes Between Me And My Sathanthas.

Whatever You're Into, Get Into Shrike. ( :wtf: )

:lol:
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Post by: Warlock on March 11, 2003, 01:30:06 pm: I had to add this one too

"Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Freespace."

Can be taken too many ways,....most of the just wrong :D :lol:
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Post by: Ulundel on March 11, 2003, 01:35:28 pm: "Give the dog a shivan"

"With A Name Like Shivan, It Has To Be Good"

"Don't Be Vague. Ask for Shivan."

"Unzip a Vasudan."

"Vasudan Tested, Mother Approved."
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Galemp on March 11, 2003, 01:35:59 pm: Old news. :rolleyes:
Title: Clicky!
Post by: kode on March 11, 2003, 01:39:06 pm: You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Space Crack.

You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Space Crack.

How Do You Eat Your Headz?
Title: Clicky!
Post by: kode on March 11, 2003, 01:40:06 pm: Quote
Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
Old news. :rolleyes:

oh nos!!!111 things that are months old reemerge, but are still quite funny! call the fun police!

:rolleyes:
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Ulundel on March 11, 2003, 01:43:26 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kode
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Space Crack.

:D

"No-One Does Chicken Like Shivan."
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Post by: Warlock on March 11, 2003, 01:50:25 pm: Quote
Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
Old news. :rolleyes:

yea but it's more amusing than the standard Spam around here.
Title: Clicky!
Post by: SKYNET-011 on March 11, 2003, 01:51:17 pm: 'Because Admin is Complicated Enough.'

^For the admins. :)

---------------------------------------

'Obey Your Government.'

:shaking:
Title: More slogans:
Post by: Tiara on March 11, 2003, 02:42:24 pm: Quote
Kids Will Do Anything For Authority.

Happiness is Doom-Shaped. <---- :lol: :lol: ROFLMAO!:lol: :lol:

Only Freespace Has The Answer. ;7

And my ultimate slogan:

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get the Center of a Shivan Beam Up Your Ass?

Where the hell do they get them from :lol:
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Post by: Ulundel on March 11, 2003, 02:44:40 pm: Another one:

"I don't belive I ate a whole shivan"
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Post by: Tiara on March 11, 2003, 02:45:46 pm: My ultimate slogan still pwnz :p Its going into the signature :D
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Ulundel on March 11, 2003, 02:50:09 pm: Some experimenting with sucka:

"The Best Sucka A Man Can Get."

"3-in-1 Protection for your Sucka."

"Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Sucka."

"Have You Forgotten How Good Sucka Tastes?"

And Mr. T:

"Come See the Softer Side of Mr. T."

"Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Mr. T."
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Post by: Gortef on March 11, 2003, 04:03:59 pm: That slogan generator rawks! I've been playing it some time ago.

Splash Shivan All Over.
Doing It Right Before Your Shivan.
There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Space Crack.
Why Can't Everything Orange Be Space Crack?
Put A Beam In Your Tank.
Title: Clicky!
Post by: SKYNET-011 on March 11, 2003, 04:15:36 pm: 'All You Need is an Assault Frigate and a Dream.'

^Homeworld^

'HLP Wanted.'

:lol: :rolleyes:

'Today's AAAf, Since 1903.'

:wtf:
Title: Clicky!
Post by: SKYNET-011 on March 11, 2003, 04:28:04 pm: 'BFRed Comes to Those Who Wait.'

Err, sorta makes sense(think about it).

'A Finger of LRBGreen is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.'

:wtf::wtf::wtf:

'Double the Pleasure, Double the LRBGreen.'

THAT'S JUST WRONG. :ick

:nervous:

'It's Freelancer Time.'

:D

EDIT:Just read-
Quote
"Good Honest Newbie Since 1896."

ROFL :lol:
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Knight Templar on March 11, 2003, 05:49:57 pm: Come to Life. Come to KT.

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful KT.

If You Can't Beat KT, Join KT.

And for the ladies:

Just Do KT.

______

This Is The Age Of The Stunaep.

Poppin' Fresh Teno.

Spreads right from the Analazon. (:lol: )

Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Stryke. (:D)

Naughty, but An0n.

Gotta Lotta Sandwich.

I Wish I Were a Sesquipedalian Weiner. (:D)

Please Don't Squeeze The Galactic Emperor.

Because I'm Worth Shrike.

Mild Green Kalifireth Liquid.

We build CP5670

Australians Wouldn't Give A Setekh For Anything Else. (they know :nervous: )

Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Carl. ( :lol: :lol: :lol: )

Something Special In The Alikchi.

Life's Pretty Straight Without Darkage. (:lol: )

Silly Rabbit, Hexellent is for Kids.

Hungry? Why Wait? Grab an Icefire.

You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Zylonbane.

Tiara Just Feels Right. ;7
Title: Clicky!
Post by: SKYNET-011 on March 11, 2003, 05:55:49 pm: Quote
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Zylonbane.

Tiara Just Feels Right.

Don't let them see that, or your ass is flamed AND nuked.
Title: Clicky!
Post by: WMCoolmon on March 11, 2003, 06:20:52 pm: Gives A Meal Shivan-Appeal.
Don't Just Book It, Kalfireth It.
Men Can't Help Acting On Kalfireth.
Two Hours of CP's Math in Just Two Calories.
CP's Math Keeps Going and Going.
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On CP's Math.
Everything We Do is Driven by HLP Forums.
Happiness is a Cigar Called Vader.
So Easy, No Wonder Spam is #1.
Just What The Steak Ordered.
This Is The Age Of The Steak.
Bet You Can't Eat N00b. (I know I wouldn't :p)
Kills All Known N00b - Dead.
Is Kirk In You?
Dude, You're Getting a Shrike's Nightclub!
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Shrike's Nightclub.
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Nuclear1 on March 11, 2003, 06:23:46 pm: "We'll Leave The Nuclear1 On For You."

uhh.... right

"Got a Steak? You're in Luck."

um... see above comment.

"Sandwich, and on, and on..."

Umm... I dunno.

"They're Yummy For Your Sandwich."

This is somewhat funny :lol:

"Ring Around the Sandwich Gets Your Whole Wash Clean."

:lol:

"The Coolest Thunder on Ice."

*insert comment here*

"Drinka Pinta Kalfireth A Day."

One last poke at the admins :lol:
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Kamikaze on March 11, 2003, 06:25:22 pm: hehe

"Behold the Power of Kamikaze."

"The Joy of Nodewar" <--- gooood... :D

"Think Once, Think Twice, Think Nodewar."

"Spreads Straight from the God" :lol:

"Too Orangey for Petrarch"

Oh and some others for members:

"A Finger of Aldo_14 is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat." :wtf: :lol:

"Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Styxx" :lol:

"Leggo my Venom2506"

"Happiness is Zeronet-Shaped"
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Nuclear1 on March 11, 2003, 06:30:15 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kamikaze
hehe

"Happiness is Zeronet-Shaped"

Or in his case, hangar-shaped
Title: Clicky!
Post by: WMCoolmon on March 11, 2003, 06:41:45 pm: Every Kiss Begins With Lt.kettch.
:lol:
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Post by: SKYNET-011 on March 11, 2003, 06:52:48 pm: 'Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Warpstorm.'

:yes:

'Show Me Teh Rift!'

^Edited to make sense^
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Nuclear1 on March 11, 2003, 06:59:46 pm: Quote
Originally posted by SKYNET-011
'The Joy of Pie.'

I can't believe Nuclear1 didn't think of this by now. :rolleyes:

I sense there is a sick relation between those two....
Title: Clicky!
Post by: silverwolf on March 11, 2003, 07:20:32 pm: Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Silverwolf

Do You, uh, Silverwolf?

Better Ingredients, Better Silverwolf.(this will go into my siggy after i learn html and fred)

Silverwolf Saves Your Soul(gonna be my siggy as of now)

Monsieur, with this Silverwolf you are really spoiling us
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Post by: SKYNET-011 on March 11, 2003, 07:20:41 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Nuclear1

I sense that there is a sick relation between the two.

Quote
mmmmmmmmmm pie

All the Weebl and Bob refrences. :nod:
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Anaz on March 11, 2003, 07:38:45 pm: Best. One. Ever.

Got Spacecrack?
Title: Clicky!
Post by: WMCoolmon on March 12, 2003, 12:59:50 am: "A man is known by the steak he keeps."
"Don't go near the steak until you learn how to swim."
"Steak come, steak served."
"Steaks are not always what they seem."
"Where there's a Sathanas there's a way."
"Never too late to supernova."
"A fool and his supernova are soon parted."
"Every admin loves to hear himself sing." :nervous:
"Let sleeping admins lie." :nod:
"It takes spacecrack to tango"
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Bobboau on March 12, 2003, 01:55:55 am: I'm Cuckoo For Mentu.
Don't You Just Love Being In a Loki?
Watch Out, There's an Aten About.
Great Five Leged Killer Bugs From Space. Great Times.
It Does Exactly What It Says On The Five Leged Killer Bugs From Space.
Choosy Mothers Choose Kayser.
Make Room for the Beam Cannon.
Chocolate Shivan Since 1911.
Sometimes You Feel Like a Meson, Sometimes You Don't.
Go On, Get Your Poon Out.
See the Lucifer, Feel the Shine.
An Orion Works Wonders.
The Herc With The Hole.
Silly Rabbit, Particle Weapons is for Kids.
Because Beam-Free-All is Complicated Enough.
A Cain A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.
Kids Will Do Anything For That Damn Fourth Beam Cannon.
Make Fun of Basilisk.
There's Only One Alpha 1.
Leave the Boom to Us.
Comand Saves Your Soul.
Good To The Last Vasudan.
Ding-Dong! Shivan Calling!
Only a Fool Breaks the one sub object rule.
More Boom Please.
Better Ingredients, Better weapons.
Happiness is a Cigar Called Beam Cannon.
The Queen of Beam Cannon.
Nothing Works Better Than a Beam Cannon.
Cuts Blasting Time in Half.
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Post by: kode on March 12, 2003, 02:23:54 am: Quote
Originally posted by WMCoolmon

Bet You Can't Eat N00b. (I know I wouldn't :p)

sure you can. that's like the reason the VBBQ was created...
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Sandwich on March 12, 2003, 04:45:32 am: Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
I'm Cuckoo For Mentu.
Don't You Just Love Being In a Loki?
Watch Out, There's an Aten About.
Great Five Leged Killer Bugs From Space. Great Times.
It Does Exactly What It Says On The Five Leged Killer Bugs From Space.
Choosy Mothers Choose Kayser.
Make Room for the Beam Cannon.
Chocolate Shivan Since 1911.
Sometimes You Feel Like a Meson, Sometimes You Don't.
Go On, Get Your Poon Out.
See the Lucifer, Feel the Shine.
An Orion Works Wonders.
The Herc With The Hole.
Silly Rabbit, Particle Weapons is for Kids.
Because Beam-Free-All is Complicated Enough.
A Cain A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.
Kids Will Do Anything For That Damn Fourth Beam Cannon.
Make Fun of Basilisk.
There's Only One Alpha 1.
Leave the Boom to Us.
Comand Saves Your Soul.
Good To The Last Vasudan.
Ding-Dong! Shivan Calling!
Only a Fool Breaks the one sub object rule.
More Boom Please.
Better Ingredients, Better weapons.
Happiness is a Cigar Called Beam Cannon.
The Queen of Beam Cannon.
Nothing Works Better Than a Beam Cannon.
Cuts Blasting Time in Half.

I can SOOO see a mission with those!
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Gortef on March 12, 2003, 04:52:27 am: Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
I'm Cuckoo For Mentu.
Great Five Leged Killer Bugs From Space. Great Times.
Chocolate Shivan Since 1911.
Sometimes You Feel Like a Meson, Sometimes You Don't.
See the Lucifer, Feel the Shine.
An Orion Works Wonders.
The Herc With The Hole.
Silly Rabbit, Particle Weapons is for Kids.
Because Beam-Free-All is Complicated Enough.
Kids Will Do Anything For That Damn Fourth Beam Cannon.
Make Fun of Basilisk.
There's Only One Alpha 1.
Comand Saves Your Soul.
Ding-Dong! Shivan Calling!
Only a Fool Breaks the one sub object rule.
Nothing Works Better Than a Beam Cannon.
Cuts Blasting Time in Half.

:lol: These just fit so perfectly :lol:
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Post by: Stunaep on March 12, 2003, 08:24:17 am: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar

This Is The Age Of The Stunaep.

You have no idea.;7

Quote
Tiara Just Feels Right. :7
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Post by: Ulundel on March 12, 2003, 08:54:51 am: :wtf:
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Dark_4ce on March 12, 2003, 08:58:02 am: Whusat in da pic?

Oh well, heres my contribution:

Absolut Shivan

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Shivan. :lol:

Ask the Man From the Sandwich.

You Can Really Taste The Sandwich! :nervous:

Zylonbane Comes to Those Who Wait.:shaking:

Live in Your HLP, Play in Ours.

Feel the Dark_4ce. :cool:

Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Shrike. :lol:......:nervous:

*Runs and hides.*
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Ulundel on March 12, 2003, 09:00:16 am: Quote
Originally posted by Dark_4ce
Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Shrike. :lol:......:nervous:

As KT said - It knows... :nervous:
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Stunaep on March 12, 2003, 12:31:26 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Dark_4ce
Whusat in da pic?

Just the first thing I think of that feels 'right';7
Title: Clicky!
Post by: SKYNET-011 on March 12, 2003, 01:12:27 pm: 'Whatever You're Into, Get Into Volition.'

:nod:
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Post by: Fetty on March 12, 2003, 01:22:00 pm: Quote
You Can Really Taste The Sandwich!

:lol:
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Warlock on March 12, 2003, 01:28:35 pm: Quote
Originally posted by SKYNET-011
'Whatever You're Into, Get Into Volition.'

:nod:

*Listens to a series of "boo's" and "Hisses"*
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Unknown Target on March 12, 2003, 01:29:11 pm: Oh God...me and a guy next to me were laughing our heads off at:

"Come see the softer side of ****ing"

And...

"****ing; it goes straight to your head,"

And we're in the school library! The librarian comes over, and she sees all of this, and I get a big lecture, lol
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Warlock on March 12, 2003, 01:30:48 pm: LMAO!
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Tiara on March 12, 2003, 01:41:45 pm: "Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Damned Shivans?"

:wtf:

"Snap! Crackle! Ugly Vasudans!"

:lol:
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Post by: Gortef on March 13, 2003, 04:18:39 am: Absolut Fishes.
Run For The Fishes.
Life Should Taste As Good As Fishes. :lol: :shaking:
Fresh from the Captain's Fishes. :wtf:
Tonight, Let It Be Fishes.
The Man From Fishes, he says "Yes"
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Post by: Nico on March 13, 2003, 04:24:32 am: Quote
Originally posted by Gortef

Life Should Taste As Good As Fishes. :lol: :shaking:

huh! god forbid :D
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Bobboau on March 13, 2003, 05:13:58 am: Tell Them About The Shivan, Mummy.
You Need A Meson.
Top Breeders Recommend Lt.Ash.
Daddy or Kayser?
Washing Machines Live Longer With Subach .
And All Because The Lady Loves Iceni.
Makes Your Colossus Go Smack.
The MorningStar Sign Means Happy Motoring.
Prometheus Comes to Those Who Wait.
The Too Good To Hurry Hades.
The Curiously Strong Hecate.
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On a Serapis.
I Feel Like Mara Tonight.
All Hatshepsut, All The Time.
It's the Pegasus You Can See.
A Smooth-Running Erinyes is a Relaxing Experience.
Get In My Ares.
I Can't Believe It's Not Medusa.
(the imortal) Got Kayser?
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Medusa.
Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Zephyrus.
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Sandwich on March 13, 2003, 06:44:43 am: Better Ingredients, Better Braaaiiinnzzz.

Braaaiiinnzzz - It Does a Body Good. :lol:

Always After Me Braaaiiinnzzz.

Where Do You Want Braaaiiinnzzz To Go Today? :doubt:

The Braaaiiinnzzz With The Hole. :eek2:

Every Braaaiiinnzzz Helps.

Step Into The Braaaiiinnzzz. :ick

And the penultimate:

Ho Ho Ho, Green Braaaiiinnzzz! :lol:
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Post by: 01010 on March 13, 2003, 12:14:05 pm: Thank Anal Rupture It's Friday.

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Anal Ruptures.

Have an Anal Rupture and Smile.

That concludes the peurile portion of these proceedings. Carry on....
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Gortef on March 14, 2003, 02:24:31 am: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich

Ho Ho Ho, Green Braaaiiinnzzz! :lol:

:lol::yes:
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Post by: Turnsky on March 14, 2003, 02:56:50 am: America's Most Trusted Spleen

Made In Scotland From Spleen.

I'm a Secret Axe Drinker. :nervous:

I am Stuck on Axe, 'Cause Axe's Stuck on Me. :shaking:

Try Napalm, You'll Like It.

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Napalm from the Oven.

For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Napalm.

Better Living Through Napalm.

The Home of Napalm.

It's Not TV. It's Hard Light Productions.

A Flamethrower A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.

Let Your Flamethrower Do The Walking.

Every Flamethrower Helps.

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Flamethrower!

Make Room for the Flamethrower.

Have You Forgotten How Good n00b Tastes?
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Tiara on March 14, 2003, 07:51:58 am: Quote
Originally posted by Turnsky
I am Stuck on Axe, 'Cause Axe's Stuck on Me. :shaking:

:drevil:

Changing it to:

You are Stuck on my Axe, 'Cause my Axe's Stuck on You.

And dumping it into my sig :D
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Turnsky on March 14, 2003, 03:20:53 pm: knew you'd like that one :D
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Post by: Nuclear1 on March 14, 2003, 04:12:13 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
Better Ingredients, Better Braaaiiinnzzz.

Braaaiiinnzzz - It Does a Body Good. :lol:

Always After Me Braaaiiinnzzz.

Where Do You Want Braaaiiinnzzz To Go Today? :doubt:

The Braaaiiinnzzz With The Hole. :eek2:

Every Braaaiiinnzzz Helps.

Step Into The Braaaiiinnzzz. :ick

And the penultimate:

Ho Ho Ho, Green Braaaiiinnzzz!:lol:

Me eat Braaaiinnnzzzz![/size] ;)
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Gortef on March 14, 2003, 06:23:58 pm: (I just love this thing :p)

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Hades. :wtf:
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Hades.
Sweet as the Moment When the Hades Went "Pop" :lol::yes: (that is so true)

Top Breeders Recommend Gortef. :D ;7
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Gortef it is!

You Like HLP. HLP Likes You. :ha:
Title: Clicky!
Post by: Stryke 9 on March 14, 2003, 06:28:26 pm: "Probably The Best Non-Stryke Crap Thread In The World."

First try, too.

In other news, this is old. Funny, but old nonetheless. I'm gonna send you away with a warning next time, but if I catch you posting old stuff again I'm gonna have to ticket you.