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Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Riven on March 15, 2003, 04:46:09 pm: Check this out, It's Hilarious

http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Razor on March 15, 2003, 04:51:48 pm: Oh wow! I am impressed. :rolleyes:
If this is hillarious, then I am...
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: beatspete on March 15, 2003, 04:52:31 pm: Quote
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable

:sigh: Oh well, i'll try later.
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Ulundel on March 15, 2003, 04:55:09 pm: Quote
If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.

I like this, I like this... :D
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Riven on March 15, 2003, 04:55:58 pm: i hope u 2 are being sarcastic (first 2 replies)
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Pera on March 15, 2003, 05:07:05 pm: :lol: Did you try clicking those links?
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Hippo on March 15, 2003, 05:24:40 pm: :lol: :yes:
NICE...
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Warlock on March 15, 2003, 05:48:26 pm: Quote
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.

LMFAO!!!
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: CP5670 on March 15, 2003, 08:02:22 pm: :D :lol: :D
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Fetty on March 16, 2003, 01:59:19 am: Quote
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.

i thought that was best :)
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Stunaep on March 16, 2003, 04:35:08 am: Quote
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on March 16, 2003, 09:43:34 am: :yes:

Most amusing.
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Razor on March 16, 2003, 03:12:14 pm: Quote
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.

If they even think about that (for my country) we will MASS kick them in the ass even before they show up.
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on March 16, 2003, 03:18:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Razor

If they even think about that (for my country) we will MASS kick them in the ass even before they show up.

the nation in your profile doesn't even exist anymore so no kicking I guess :p
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: kode on March 16, 2003, 03:21:34 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Razor

If they even think about that (for my country) we will MASS kick them in the ass even before they show up.

they probably wouldn't show up in person, they'll just let the cruising missiles pay a visit from miles away, as usual.
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Bobboau on March 16, 2003, 03:26:09 pm: bombing Serbia...
been there, done that
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Stunaep on March 16, 2003, 03:40:24 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Crazy_Ivan80

the nation in your profile doesn't even exist anymore so no kicking I guess :p

uh yes it does.
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Razor on March 16, 2003, 03:49:48 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
bombing Serbia...
been there, done that

Sure you were. :lol: You would wet your pants before sitting in one of those F117s or B2s
Oh by the way.

Shooting down stealth bombers?
Been there, done that! :D
Oh sorry, we didnt know they were invisible.

Hey I suppose your steath technology is a bit outdated. Download the latest upgrades (if available)
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Razor on March 16, 2003, 03:51:07 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kode

they probably wouldn't show up in person, they'll just let the cruising missiles pay a visit from miles away, as usual.

Yeah but it would never reach it's target. We will make sure it won't. :p
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on March 16, 2003, 03:54:02 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep

uh yes it does.

Yugoslavia is gone, replaced by 'Serbia and Montenegro'

Norway still exists of course :p
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Razor on March 16, 2003, 03:54:25 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Crazy_Ivan80

the nation in your profile doesn't even exist anymore so no kicking I guess :p

Oh it does excist. :yes: :p It just changed it's name!
Anyways I like them both except that YU stands for a shorter version of Union of Serbia and Montenegro.

By the way, was your sentence supposed to be an attempt in injuring my pride? Sorry bud, that doesn't work on us. Nothing you say or do will hurt us. But your nation seems to be very vulnurable to words and action. :p
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Nico on March 16, 2003, 03:54:33 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Razor

Sure you were. :lol: You would wet your pants before sitting in one of those F117s or B2s
Oh by the way.

Shooting down stealth bombers?
Been there, done that! :D
Oh sorry, we didnt know they were invisible.

Hey I suppose your steath technology is a bit outdated. Download the latest upgrades (if available)

a f117 looks lie a cessna on a radar.
"Radar guy 1: unknow contact, 80 miles , direction 125. profile might be a little civilian plane. but the speed is above 800 km/h..."
"Radar guy 2: that's gonna be a beefed up cessna... call SAM defense number 8"

hem... stealth planes are A1 SUPAR.
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Knight Templar on March 16, 2003, 03:58:25 pm: Cesna? I thought it was more along the lines of Seagull..

and only one of those was shot down IIRC.
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Razor on March 16, 2003, 03:58:56 pm: Quote
Originally posted by venom2506

hem... stealth planes are A1 SUPAR.

Yes!
Especially when they go down in flames and pilots scream MAYDAY MAYDAY (before they get their necks cracked :yes: :) ) I really liked the faces of nervous reporters when they were looking for assistence after telling the world the news that YU shot down a pride of US. ;7
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Knight Templar on March 16, 2003, 04:03:35 pm: :wtf:

I'm sure the bombs exploding on top of your soldiers's heads, incinerating thier flesh and burning their bones into ashes and seeing people whatch in horror as their fathers or uncles or sons were vaporized was equally, if not more entertaining to me.
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: kode on March 16, 2003, 04:07:09 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Crazy_Ivan80
Norway still exists of course :p

I wish it didn't.
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Razor on March 16, 2003, 04:10:31 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
:wtf:

I'm sure the bombs exploding on top of your soldiers's heads, incinerating thier flesh and burning their bones into ashes and seeing people whatch in horror as their fathers or uncles or sons were vaporized was equally, if not more entertaining to me.

You sure love to hate us don't you? Typical American.
By the way, we deffended ourselves from terrorit action (Nato bombing) and those who died were freedom fighters protecting their home land and they were heroes while yours were mad men (cowards) trying to destroy a nation while not realizing that that is impossible and thus you lost that war. We still live and excist and are stronger than ever.

In addition, since you love to watch people die, I suppose you were very ammused when Amers died on 11.9 weren't you?
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: CP5670 on March 16, 2003, 04:12:16 pm: This guy is hilarious. :D
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Knight Templar on March 16, 2003, 04:12:53 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Razor

You sure love to hate us don't you? Typical American.
By the way, we deffended ourselves from terrorit action (Nato bombing) and those who died were freedom fighters protecting their home land and they were heroes while yours were mad men (cowards) trying to destroy a nation while not realizing that that is impossible and thus you lost that war. We still live and excist and are stronger than ever.

In addition, since you love to watch people die, I suppose you were very ammused when Amers died on 11.9 weren't you?

oh sorry, forgot my [blatantsarcsminturntoyourretardedpost] [/blatantsarcsminturntoyourretardedpost] tags.

Where are my manners? :doubt:
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Razor on March 16, 2003, 04:15:24 pm: Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
This guy is hilarious. :D

You have no idea how histerically hillarious you are. People just can't stop laughing at you.
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: CP5670 on March 16, 2003, 04:16:09 pm: I wouldn't be talking at this point. :D :D
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Bobboau on March 16, 2003, 05:04:36 pm: We don't hate you we never did, this is why we were all horrified to hear that Djindjic was recently assassinated, if we hated you we all would be celebrating, but we don't we are sad to see that you people just lost a good leader who had something other than tyrannical rule or ethnic cleansing on his mind. My comment wasn't meant to be personal or to inflict pain, if it did this I will remove it, it would be the same thing like if an American were to say that we are untouchable and can do anything it waned to without fear of repracoutions and you were to remind us of 9/11 (or 11/9 if that is you're preferred way of marking time). And you shot down _one_ stealth fighter, hardly what I would call stopping us, hell it was more likely that it crashed due to mechanical failure as several others did over American soil around that time (unless you had a bunch of stealth AAA guns smuggled into America that we couldn't see or detect in broad daylight)
we all want you to do well, and live a nice happy life,
if we didn't then we would have nuked you,
why don't you get mad at the European contries that begged us to bomb you, rather than us (it was a NATO operation after all, not an American one, unfortunately America is the major power in NATO)

but we have no intention of bombing you any time in the forseeable future, so as long as you don't start any wars or threaten us (wich I don't see hapening) you have nothing to worry about.
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Nuclear1 on March 16, 2003, 05:14:54 pm: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

me likes it :yes:
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Kamikaze on March 16, 2003, 08:56:03 pm: Wow, this thread's going an even worse direction than the Iraq thread..... you people really need to put your patriotism in that little bucket labled "recycle" :nod:
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Knight Templar on March 17, 2003, 12:34:43 am: Patriotism is one thing. Vividly describing one's pilots who were just doing their job being killed and saying you liked it is another.
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Bobboau on March 17, 2003, 01:38:37 am: didn't they survive?
and then Jessie Jackson rescued them :lol:
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on March 17, 2003, 01:50:24 am: Quote
Originally posted by Razor
1. By the way, was your sentence supposed to be an attempt in injuring my pride? Sorry bud, that doesn't work on us. Nothing you say or do will hurt us.

2. But your nation seems to be very vulnurable to words and action. :p

1. indeed, you're countrymen did that by themselves (looks at Balkan map of 1990 and looks at Balkan map of 2003)

2. :wtf:
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Knight Templar on March 17, 2003, 02:01:55 am: Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
didn't they survive?
and then Jessie Jackson rescued them :lol:

meh, probably :D
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Bobboau on March 17, 2003, 02:09:50 am: BTW; goal of the NATO action was to stop you from killing millions of kosovars,
it worked,
therefore,
we won,

and,

you have been doing prety well to get back on you're feet,
wich is also something we consider to be something of a victory.

don't supose you would consider the posability that the guy you had running the contry at the time was doing some things he should not have done, and maybe we had a good reason to do what we did,
no of corse not were all brain washed by our evil media capitalist whom use their reporters to manipulate peoples minds,
and you were totaly immune to propaganda, seeing as the government had passed all sorts of laws to protect you from all the reports er... oops I mean lies of the massacurs in Kosovo, Croatia, Bosnia
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Tiara on March 17, 2003, 02:11:46 am: Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
... was doing some things he should not have done, and maybe we had a good reason to do what we did...

:wtf: :doubt:
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Bobboau on March 17, 2003, 02:14:36 am: yayaya, :rolleyes:
we arnt going to be rounding up people and killing whole vilages of people becase there Arabs,
if we start you will have every right to start bombing us,
BTW, good luck at that :)
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Tiara on March 17, 2003, 02:18:39 am: Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
yayaya, :rolleyes:
we arnt going to be rounding up people and killing whole vilages of people becase there Arabs,
if we start you will have every right to start bombing us,
BTW, good luck at that :)

*proceeds to prep underwater nukes from Dutch harbor and sink the eastern US coastal area*
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Bobboau on March 17, 2003, 02:32:27 am: *prepares US nukes to remove all life from the earth's surface fifteen times... starting in Holand*
or would you prefer to keep this conventional? :)
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Ulundel on March 17, 2003, 02:34:15 am: Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
*prepares US nukes to remove all life from the earth's surface fifteen times... starting in Holand*

Traitor
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Bobboau on March 17, 2003, 02:38:29 am: well if we die were takeing everyone else with us :)
I thought you were from Estonia, not Holand
anyway, I'd prefer to keep it conventional,
at least that way there'll be someone left alive to claim victory :)
(note the :)s)
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Knight Templar on March 17, 2003, 02:43:34 am: where is tiara/holland getting all these nukes anyways? I thought you still played with axes? :D :p
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Ulundel on March 17, 2003, 02:44:23 am: I am from Estonia. You're just the first person (no kidding here) who actually likes US strategy. How. Can. You.
Title: Just 4 Fun - Iraq
Post by: Knight Templar on March 17, 2003, 02:54:29 am: Tis' the Ultimate Meglomanical Strategy turned Real. ;)

I suppose you can only like it if you live here :devil:

still though, I don't think.. say.. China, would be any different.