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Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: beatspete on April 02, 2003, 03:30:33 pm
:wtf: ... Poor guy, if it honestly is a new person registering.

http://www.angelfire.com/stars4/beatspete/strkye.jpg
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 02, 2003, 03:37:36 pm
Kill...
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Thorn on April 02, 2003, 03:46:00 pm
Easy lad...
it may be a foreign word or something...
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: beatspete on April 02, 2003, 03:49:13 pm
It's not a foriegn word,  he's english (well, you know what i mean):

http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~freespace/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=1126

This is some welcome publicity for a n00b, he hasnt even posted yet and people are talking about him :lol:
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 02, 2003, 03:52:01 pm
Blood...
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Knight Templar on April 02, 2003, 04:23:53 pm
I guess that was a bad choice for an alt nick..

I was sure you'd never notice.
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 02, 2003, 04:26:26 pm
Death...
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Thorn on April 02, 2003, 04:36:44 pm
Wait...
Maybe I can guess the next one...
Doom?
Maim?
Disembowel?
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Sandwich on April 02, 2003, 04:38:19 pm
Hey, at least he didn't add some random single-digit number to his nic, right?
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 02, 2003, 04:39:20 pm
Rend...
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Sandwich on April 02, 2003, 04:44:09 pm
Ok, ok - since he seems to be AWOL, perhaps I'll just change your nic instead.
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: diamondgeezer on April 03, 2003, 12:46:47 am
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Originally posted by beatspete
http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~freespace/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=1126


According to his profile he's from dirty Leeds. So have some sympathy for him...
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 03, 2003, 12:47:59 am
Destroy...
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: SlipStream on April 03, 2003, 01:00:01 am
:lol: hahahahaha  ""rolls over on the floor laughing"".
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: diamondgeezer on April 03, 2003, 01:01:26 am
steady on
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: J.F.K. on April 03, 2003, 01:50:13 am
No other Jack Kennedys around? :nervous: Phew...
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Gortef on April 03, 2003, 04:29:02 am
Banana

maybe he/she is just a shy strkye fan :D
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Stunaep on April 03, 2003, 06:39:58 am
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Originally posted by Gortef
Banana

maybe he/she is just a shy strkye fan :D

if that's a  he, then I'm beginning to get scared.
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on April 03, 2003, 01:53:27 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer


According to his profile he's from dirty Leeds. So have some sympathy for him...


Hold off with the Yorkshire-bashing, ye soft southern ponce.:D
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: diamondgeezer on April 03, 2003, 02:37:11 pm
Hey, I've nowt against Yorkshire. But as a loyal Gooner I'm required to dis dirty Leeds :nod:

(http://arsenal.timglass.co.uk/images/badge.gif)
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Sandwich on April 03, 2003, 04:15:14 pm
Ok, what is this? You Brittons were so envious of the American North vs. South thing that you came up with one of yer own? Avast, I say! Avast!

:nervous:
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Martinus on April 03, 2003, 04:16:43 pm
[color=66ff00]Ahem...

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Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 03, 2003, 04:54:49 pm
Damn Yankees...
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: LAW ENFORCER on April 03, 2003, 06:49:00 pm
N v S is crap! Every city for them selves... errr.... I hear by declare Scotland as one city (and we STILL dont compare to even some of the cits in eng.... only 5~ mil or so popluation.... oh well... we have a massive stock of toxic nuclear waste we can drop on people!!!! WMD!!! ha ha ha !!!
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: vyper on April 04, 2003, 03:38:12 am
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Originally posted by LAW ENFORCER
N v S is crap! Every city for them selves... errr.... I hear by declare Scotland as one city (and we STILL dont compare to even some of the cits in eng.... only 5~ mil or so popluation.... oh well... we have a massive stock of toxic nuclear waste we can drop on people!!!! WMD!!! ha ha ha !!!


We also have Govan.
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: TrashMan on April 04, 2003, 03:45:23 am
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Blood...



HAHAHAhahaha:lol:
Yer killin me! Yer killin me.......
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Turnsky on April 04, 2003, 03:52:35 am
don't tempt him ;)
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Sandwich on April 04, 2003, 05:26:31 am
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Originally posted by Turnsky
don't tempt him ;)


My thought exactly. ;)
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on April 04, 2003, 05:39:11 am
Devolution for Yorkshire!
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Gortef on April 04, 2003, 01:39:32 pm
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Originally posted by Turnsky
don't tempt him ;)


Oh I think he's allready tempted :p
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: aldo_14 on April 05, 2003, 12:56:14 pm
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Originally posted by vyper


We also have Govan.


And Haghill.  God, the faces at the Forge could curdle milk.  Pretty much every female I've ever seen there, has a face that looks like it's been set on fire and put out wi' a shovel.
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: beatspete on April 05, 2003, 01:41:03 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Pretty much every female I've ever seen there, has a face that looks like it's been set on fire and put out wi' a shovel.


Haven't heard that expression before - i'll write it down.
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: aldo_14 on April 05, 2003, 03:43:22 pm
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Originally posted by beatspete


Haven't heard that expression before - i'll write it down.


I've got a list...

Face like a battered fart
Face like a hauf chewed caramel
Face like a bulldog chewin' a wasp
Face like a burst couch
Head like an orange on a toothpick
Face like a pound of mince
Face like a camel eating sherbet
Face that would turn a funeral up a side street
Face like a cow's arse
If pigs could fly, she'd be the squadron leader
A face you'd put on the mantlepiece to scare the children away from the fire
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Turnsky on April 05, 2003, 05:42:47 pm
here's one:

face like a bucket full of bums
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Su-tehp on April 05, 2003, 06:08:28 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Kill...


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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Blood...


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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Death...


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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Rend...


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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Destroy...


Um, Stryke, you forgot "Oblivion...",[/I][/COLOR] "Annihilate...", [/I][/COLOR] and my personal favorite "Eat..."[/I][/COLOR]

Wait a second, how'd "Eat" get in there? Oh, right, it's dinnertime. Gotta go! :D
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: diamondgeezer on April 05, 2003, 08:35:51 pm
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/maeglamor/badge.gif)


Careful...
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 05, 2003, 09:43:30 pm
I'm still partial to the good, old-fashioned "I wouldn't touch her with a stolen dick!"
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: 01010 on April 06, 2003, 04:36:15 am
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
I'm still partial to the good, old-fashioned "I wouldn't touch her with a stolen dick!"


I'm a big fan of "like throwing a hotdog in a hallway".
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Hippo on April 06, 2003, 08:21:32 am
I thought Stryke9 on the VBB used the "Dead Frozen Goat of justice"™©®
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on April 06, 2003, 08:55:26 am
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Originally posted by aldo_14


I've got a list...

Face like a battered fart
Face like a hauf chewed caramel
Face like a bulldog chewin' a wasp
Face like a burst couch
Head like an orange on a toothpick
Face like a pound of mince
Face like a camel eating sherbet
Face that would turn a funeral up a side street
Face like a cow's arse
If pigs could fly, she'd be the squadron leader
A face you'd put on the mantlepiece to scare the children away from the fire


You missed:

Face like a bag of spanners
Face like the back end of a tram-smash.
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 06, 2003, 04:24:36 pm
Hippo: I did. After a while, jokes stop being funny and start being really damn annoying. Particularly when people who incorrectly assume they have a functional sense of humor steal the joke and beat it into the ground by referring to it in every single post.

It's rather a lot like people who quote the Simpsons incessantly.
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Unknown Target on April 06, 2003, 04:27:56 pm
How about this?

http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~freespace/forums/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=513

Shrike's little pen-pal? :D
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Ulundel on April 06, 2003, 04:36:09 pm
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
How about this?

http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~freespace/forums/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=513

Shrike's little pen-pal? :D


Hoooooly... :D
Title: beware of cheap imatations
Post by: Sandwich on April 06, 2003, 06:18:48 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
It's rather a lot like people who quote the Simpsons incessantly.


Gah - I knew it had to stop sometime. D'oh!