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Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: vyper on April 15, 2003, 02:26:59 pm
:wtf: err... (http://www.greatusaflags.com/product_info.php?products_id=94&aff_id=24&aff_sub_id=1)
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: CP5670 on April 15, 2003, 02:32:03 pm
I have heard of this being distributed among the soldiers there; I would have gotten one myself, but it's a bit expensive.
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 15, 2003, 02:43:12 pm
That's pretty pathetic, but nothing original. Personally, I want a Gulf War II GI Joe with Arab Stomping Action and the oil-drill cyborg arm.



Admit it, if there was a toy like that you'd buy it, too.



(Ooh, boy, I said something that sort of refers to current events again. Here come the Political Twits. STAMPEDE!!!)
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: kode on April 15, 2003, 02:48:36 pm
meh. I'd get one if I saw one in a swedish store. Would be cool to have all of my idols in a deck of cards...
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 15, 2003, 02:50:39 pm
OOH! I know! A Bin Ladentron with his Web of Conspiracies, Truck Bomb Launcher, and laser-shooting beard!

Er, and a Koran. Some kid wants to get really elaborate, they can have him call down the wrath of Allah and  have GI Joe be attacked by giant frogs or something.
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Vertigo1 on April 15, 2003, 03:11:10 pm
LOL

Stryke: Don't forget the C-4 vest with realistic sound effects! :D
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 15, 2003, 03:14:50 pm
No, that comes as an accessory with the Small Palestinian Child. Get 400 of them, knock 'em over like ninepins with the Super Israeli Mecha Bulldozer, which has a water squirter and pointy bits.:D
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Vertigo1 on April 15, 2003, 03:19:51 pm
Don't forget the ninja jihad "warriors" with the realistic C-4 jacket and lighting quick uber razor blades of death!  Anthrax and VX Gas grenades sold seperately.

:D
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 15, 2003, 03:21:15 pm
With REAL ANTHRAX!!!

(product only included in the Secret Military Training Camp construction kit. Supplies nearly unlimited, but availability varies. Contact your local store or dealer for information.)
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Vertigo1 on April 15, 2003, 03:22:54 pm
And sheep! :D
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 15, 2003, 03:25:31 pm
No, no sheep. Goats and camels, though.


Exploding, robotic goats and camels.
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Rictor on April 15, 2003, 04:21:23 pm
In any reasonable country, putting your enemies on playng cards would get you mocked, and get the military made into a laughing stock, but in the USA, it shows how patriotic your really are

BTW, this isnt anything new. What do you think all those faces on a "Normal" deck are. Someone thought of this ages ago and put all his enemies on to playing cards. Obviously back in the day ok kings and queens, but still..old idea:D :D
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 15, 2003, 04:26:58 pm
Actually, they're "kings" and "queens" for pretty much the same reasons they are in Chess, and just about any other game with a heirarchy of values. They're the most effective, important cards. The Kings of cards, in the sense as King Kong ("The King of Kongs?" Well, you know what I mean).

I don't think 300 years back people were dumb enough to concieve of character trading cards, or any variation thereof.
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: diamondgeezer on April 15, 2003, 04:54:33 pm
Thou hast a Raichu shiny! Swapeth thee!

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Diamond Geezer is 21 years old
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Sandwich on April 15, 2003, 05:03:42 pm
Hmm, I just noticed your postcount is hovering around 27, Stryke. What happened? :rolleyes: :ha:
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Fineus on April 15, 2003, 05:05:25 pm
Just because my avatars back, don't think I went messing with anything else....:drevil:
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 15, 2003, 05:05:26 pm
Actually, it's being reset every day now. I log in, it's at zero. A desperate attempt by the Man to keep me down.
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Turnsky on April 15, 2003, 10:43:19 pm
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Hmm, I just noticed your postcount is hovering around 27, Stryke. What happened? :rolleyes: :ha:


Styxx.
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Sandwich on April 16, 2003, 01:03:13 am
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Originally posted by Turnsky


Styxx.


Oh, that's right! I forgot he coded one of those post-count-resetters-at-midnight-every-day thingamabobs. Silly me. :p
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Turnsky on April 16, 2003, 04:26:33 am
Quote
Time Lord


got yourself a tardis Kalfireth?
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Vertigo1 on April 16, 2003, 03:08:45 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
No, no sheep. Goats and camels, though.


Exploding, robotic goats and camels.


Yeah, but they gotta have sheep to get the anthrax. :D
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 16, 2003, 03:34:39 pm
No, the sheep would be Sheep Whores, courtesy of the upcoming Axis of Exil- Montana: Freeman Expansion Pack.:D
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on April 17, 2003, 02:42:39 pm
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Originally posted by Turnsky


got yourself a tardis Kalfireth?



When will people realise? He's called Thunder!
Title: Unusual spam mail
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 17, 2003, 02:56:34 pm
He's Stinky. It's the closest to Kalfunkaronicious Whatsit I can work out.