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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Krackers87 on April 23, 2003, 12:18:05 pm

Title: Hilarious
Post by: Krackers87 on April 23, 2003, 12:18:05 pm: "Dear Signor Diretorre
Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella.
I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as younga man at
your
hotella.
When I comma in my room I see is no **** in my bed.
How can I sleep with no **** in my bed? I calla down the recepcione and
tella: "I wanna ****."
They tell me: "Go to the toillett."
I say: "No, no, I wanna **** in my bed."
They say: "You betta not **** in your bed, you sonnava*****." What is
sonnava*****?
I go down for ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and two
pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and
pointa of toast: "I wanna piss."
She tella me: "Go to the toillett."
I say: "No, no, I wanna piss on my plate."
She then say to me: "You bloody fella not piss on the plate, you
sonnava*****."
Second person who do not even know me and calla me sonnava*****! What
is
sonnava*****?!?
Later I go for dinner into ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out but
no
fock. I tella waitress: "I wanna fock." and she tella me: "Sure
everybody
wanna fock."
I tella her: "No, no, you don't understand me. I wanna fock on the
table."
She then tella me: "So you sonnava*****, wanna fock on the table? Get
your
ass out of here."
So I go to the recepcione and ask for the billa. I no wanna stay in
this
hotella no more. When I have pay the billa, the porter say to me:
"Thank
you, and peace on you."
I say: "Piss on you too, you sonnava*****."
I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, you
sonnava*****.
Sincerely,
Enrico Morelli"
Title: Re: Hilarious
Post by: kasperl on April 23, 2003, 12:31:05 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Krackers87
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:wtf:

and the connection to the SCP is???
Title: Hilarious
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on April 23, 2003, 02:24:15 pm: Lock. This. Now.
Title: Hilarious
Post by: LAW ENFORCER on April 23, 2003, 02:26:20 pm: Well it IS moderatly funny, but what its doing HERE is a mystery... I mean even I wouldn't post THAT!
Title: Hilarious
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on April 23, 2003, 02:36:42 pm: Funny it might be, but it is older than the God's great Uncle Barsibalious, and is only told my people who spend their lives impersonating Ali-G.
Title: Hilarious
Post by: LAW ENFORCER on April 23, 2003, 02:46:47 pm: I, is it because my PC case is off-white?

ah drat! Lock the topic! lock it NOW!:shaking:
Title: Hilarious
Post by: Knight Templar on April 23, 2003, 03:00:27 pm: *chuckles*
Title: Hilarious
Post by: Solatar on April 23, 2003, 05:55:04 pm: *Calls in the spammers*

*gets shot by the admins*

Why don't we just move this thread into the General Forum?

It is kinda funny...
Title: Hilarious
Post by: SKYNET-011 on April 23, 2003, 07:41:30 pm: Moooooooove iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

*Shoves thread*

Crap, it won't budge! :mad:
Title: Hilarious
Post by: LAW ENFORCER on April 23, 2003, 08:00:39 pm: The progammers could use this fourm to let out theri fustration about the code not work, and they can't find why....

Or they could just nuke it...
Title: Hilarious
Post by: IceFire on April 23, 2003, 08:03:17 pm: Moved.
Title: Hilarious
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 23, 2003, 09:02:42 pm: I remember when I last heard this joke... it was right before my sixth birthday, and the kids in my class were cracking up over it...

See, Maeglamor? Censor adult language, and you get a buncha people who crack up over any reference to poop. Look what you've done.
Title: Hilarious
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on April 24, 2003, 01:45:56 pm: You used "r" 13 times in that last post.

Hypocrite!
Title: Hilarious
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 24, 2003, 05:11:13 pm: That's the insidious nature of the R-ists. They've invaded our very language.
Title: Hilarious
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 24, 2003, 07:10:20 pm: (http://www.geocities.com/lionrampant31uk/huh.txt)
Title: Hilarious
Post by: Visionism on April 24, 2003, 09:47:51 pm: I still like the robot-humping monkey better
Title: Hilarious
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on April 25, 2003, 01:48:47 pm: I'd rather have the rabbit, it looks quite perplexed.
Title: Hilarious
Post by: Sandwich on April 25, 2003, 02:08:02 pm: Quote
Originally posted by IceFire
Moved.

Twice in one day. I do believe they're testing you, Icey. :p
Title: Re: Re: Hilarious
Post by: Sesquipedalian on April 25, 2003, 02:26:43 pm: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl
quote:
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Originally posted by Krackers87
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:wtf:

and the connection to the SCP is???
Never mind that; where's the connection to "funny"?
Title: Hilarious
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on April 25, 2003, 02:33:03 pm: My thoughts exactly, Sesqui.

I must have heard this a thousand and one times at school, and it is always told my the morons, the ones who adopt an Ali-G accent and persona at every possible opportunity, the ones who are devout racists, and yet still are advocates of Indian, Oriental and Middle-Eastern food, and so on.