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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Splinter on April 25, 2003, 12:28:47 pm

Title: life for dummies
Post by: Splinter on April 25, 2003, 12:28:47 pm
http://www.rinkworks.com/brick/
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Stunaep on April 25, 2003, 12:43:23 pm
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Don't listen to music from the Spice Girls

'nuff said
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Sandwich on April 25, 2003, 12:47:34 pm
Only one I laughed at was towards the end - the one with the blow gun.
Title: life for dummies
Post by: karajorma on April 25, 2003, 01:11:13 pm
I prefer Larry Niven's Laws including

1) Never throw **** at an armed man

2) Never stand next to someone who is throwing **** at an armed man  

amongst others :D
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Gloriano on April 25, 2003, 01:22:17 pm
Don't test the strength of your skull with a nail gun.



Don't microwave yourself.


Your body has the correct number of holes in it. Don't make any more. ::wink: :eek2: ;)
Title: Re: life for dummie
Post by: ZylonBane on April 25, 2003, 02:31:07 pm
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Originally posted by Splinter
life for dummie
Ah... sweet, sweet irony.
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on April 25, 2003, 02:36:43 pm
So so true.

Feed off the irony!
Title: Re: Re: life for dummie
Post by: Splinter on April 25, 2003, 06:34:35 pm
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
Ah... sweet, sweet irony.


woops.
all better :nod:
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 25, 2003, 06:39:08 pm
Ah, but the forum title remains, an eternal reminder for all to see of your foolish blunder. For, you see, some things cannot be reversed, and time passes on.
Title: life for dummies
Post by: 01010 on April 25, 2003, 07:52:08 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Ah, but the forum title remains, an eternal reminder for all to see of your foolish blunder. For, you see, some things cannot be reversed, and time passes on.


Much like getting a tattoo of George W Bush on ones arse.
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 25, 2003, 07:53:47 pm
Well, at least that's fitting. Especially if that's where they start tattooing the barcodes in a couple years.
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Martinus on April 26, 2003, 01:56:51 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Ah, but the forum title remains, an eternal reminder for all to see of your foolish blunder. For, you see, some things cannot be reversed, and time passes on.

[color=66ff00]Nothing lasts forever...
[/color]
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Stunaep on April 26, 2003, 02:00:11 pm
as Stryke's post count evidently shows.
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Hippo on April 26, 2003, 02:09:32 pm
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Originally posted by Stunaep
as Stryke's post count evidently shows.


I was wondering about that, and the "Reset count: 3" in his title...
Title: life for dummies
Post by: an0n on April 26, 2003, 02:13:17 pm
The memory of my mallevolance will last forever. As will my belly-button fluff.

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Light birthday cake candles from back to front.

Don't pour salt in your eyes.

Toasters should be used to cook bread, not your hands.


That's some funny ****.
Title: life for dummies
Post by: an0n on April 26, 2003, 02:14:07 pm
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Originally posted by Hippo
I was wondering about that, and the "Reset count: 3" in his title...
Why were you highlighting his title?
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Tiara on April 26, 2003, 02:17:02 pm

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Post by: Zeronet on April 26, 2003, 02:25:09 pm
:lol:
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Sandwich on April 26, 2003, 02:25:55 pm
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Originally posted by Maeglamor

[color=66ff00]Nothing lasts forever...
[/color]


Heh - you're too kind. :)
Title: life for dummies
Post by: an0n on April 26, 2003, 02:37:45 pm
Tool.
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Stunaep on April 26, 2003, 02:49:53 pm
Home Improvement.
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Fineus on April 26, 2003, 03:00:53 pm
Demolition ;7
Title: life for dummies
Post by: an0n on April 26, 2003, 03:18:12 pm
Sandra Bullock ;7.
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Stunaep on April 26, 2003, 03:35:01 pm
when did this turn into Word Association?

don't answer that.

and an0n:boobies
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Hippo on April 26, 2003, 05:11:10 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
Why were you highlighting his title?


No, General Freespace has every other post in dark green, my monitor was on high gamma, and it stuck out like a soar thumb.
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Post by: J.F.K. on April 27, 2003, 08:38:19 am
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Originally posted by Hippo
No, General Freespace has every other post in dark green, my monitor was on high gamma, and it stuck out like a soar thumb.


Try the MindGames forum :)
Title: life for dummies
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on April 27, 2003, 01:08:22 pm
There is one glaring ommision from that list:

"Remove the plug from the socket before attempting to change the fuse"
Title: life for dummies
Post by: tEAbAG on April 27, 2003, 02:10:35 pm
What about:
Never pet a burning dog.

and

Pants, THEN shoes.