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General FreeSpace => FreeSpace Discussion => Topic started by: Tar-Palantir on April 27, 2003, 10:33:47 am
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What lines from the FreeSpace series can be made better using the word 'pants'. I came across the idea of this on a websitre which had the top 10 Admiral Piett lines(from SW) that could be improved with the word pants. We're using the English defininion of pants meaning underwear here. The rules: only one word may be replaced with the word 'pants'. Organisation names like the 'Hammer of Light' etc etc may be replaced totally with the word pants. Or not, it's up to you.
This topic will probably die quickly (perhaps for the best?), but never mind. Anyway, here are my two:
'After 18 months of fighting, Admiral Bosch's pants has become the most significant threat to regional security since the Great War ended 32 years ago.'
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'Support, need more pants here!'
Can you do any better?
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"Support ship down!" >>> "Support ships pants down!"
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Hmmmm Very silly topic but okay, I'll bite (not on Bosch's pants though).
from Bosch's monologues
What if there had been countless races, stretching back into infinity and like the nine cities of Troy, each civilisation had been built on the pants of the one that came before.
This is the final entry in the personal pants of Admiral Aken Bosch
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Pants of Light
Hammer of Pants
Neo-Terran Pants
Galactic Terran Vasudan Pants
You see where this is going...
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SSD Pants.
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from FS1 Mission briefing, can't remember which one...
...we Vasudans aren't usually so paranoid, but having our pants destroyed has put us on edge...
or something to that effect...
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"You are ordered to power down your pants immediately and surrender."
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And on that note...
Your posturing insults us both Vasudan. I will not give up my pants!
Do we have a winner :D
EDIT: And ironically, this is post 700 :nervous:
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:wtf:
Wow, all I can say is just 'Wow'...
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Incoming PANTS signature, ass torn out configuration!
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ok, this topic deserves a very big, WTF, to bad i can't wind that smilie right now.
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
that will have to do.
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Originally posted by kasperl
ok, this topic deserves a very big, WTF, to bad i can't wind that smilie right now.
You mean this?
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/fsport/images/wtf-huge.gif)
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Collosus: "Command! The shivan juggernaut is ripping our pants to peices! We can't hold them back much longer!"
And a few from the mission with the NTD Repulse:
"Don't be absured Koth! Your sacraficing ten thousand pants for nothing!"
SM110_COL_02
"This is the GTVA Collosus, Admiral Koth, you are ordered to power down your pants imediatly and surrender!"
SM110_COL_01
"I have no intention of escaping collosus, nor will i surrender! Even if i send my pants to hell with you, this monstrosity will be destroyed!"
SM110_REP_01
"Your cynicism appauls me Collosus - I have ten thousand officers and crew willing to die for pants!"
SM110_REP_02
And possibly the best:
"Evacuating forward pants 400 through 1200 - bringing pants to bear! Axuilliary pants stand by! All pants brace for impact!"
SM110_COL_03
-that's a classic.
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Originally posted by Tar-Palantir
We're using the English defininion of pants meaning underwear here.
So that's it! :lol: I was wondering about the rationale behind those quotes.
Hmm...
One thousand pants to go. Thirty seconds and counting!
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So they hurled themselves into the void of space, with no pants...
I win! ;7
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Originally posted by Kalfireth
So they hurled themselves into the void of space, with no pants...
I win! ;7
:lol::lol::lol:
As long as we're on the topic...
They we have no pants, only a past filled with horror (namely Thunder without 'em) ;7.
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Or for that matter,
They say we have no present, just pants filled with horror.
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how about "Pants integrity failing! Get me outta here command!"
or how bout "This is the GTVA Colossus, fighters stand clear of hostile pants, all batteries fire at will"
maybe even "Over 80 shivan pants are now in position around the Capella sun"
and possibly "DIVE DIVE DIVE, HIT YOUR PANTS PILOT!"
and we can't forget, "We gotta wait 15 minutes to change our pants" ... pretty much the same thing anyway.
plus "Negative Command, we'll hold them off here! Just get the pants through!"
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"Get us out of here and we'll get you those pants!"
"Reactor core breech! Half the pants are down!":D
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Bosch: I demand unfettered access to your pants.... :p
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Pants are empty! Need more ordinance here!
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All your pants are belong to us. (I know its not FS, but :p)
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Preparations are now underway to collapse the Epsilon Pegasi pants. A Great War era destroyer, the GTD Bastion, will contain multiple meson warheads that will detonate inside the pants. Scientists believe an explosion of sufficient magnitude will cause the pants to collapse as evidenced by the destruction of the Lucifer thirty-two years ago. The detonation of the Lucifer's reactors sealed off the Sol pants in Delta Serpentis and severed all contact with Earth. The Bastion has completed its modifications in the Vega system and is now entering Capella.
Skeptics have argued the Shivans made intersystem jumps without using pants in Ross 128, Ikeya, Vega, and other systems at the outbreak of the Great War. However, scientists assure us this plan will work. Though Shivans have used uncharted pants and pants too unstable for Terran and Vasudan vessels, they are as dependent on pants as we are. Nevertheless, we must accept this strategy as nothing more than a temporary measure.
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In 2335, the Terran-Vasudan War entered its fourteenth year. The Galactic Terran Alliance (GTA) and the Parliamentary Vasudan Navy (PVN) were both exhausted, demoralized, and on the verge of internal collapse.
The invasion of a mysterious species, designated the Shivans, compelled Terran and Vasudan leaders to sign an armistice and form a new alliance. Using advanced weaponry and pants, the Shivans attacked without provocation and without warning.
Eighteen months ago, Admiral Aken Bosch, commander of the GTVA 6th Fleet, launched a violent military coup in the Polaris system. Within weeks, a regional domino effect also toppled the governments of Regulus and Sirius, all swearing allegiance to Bosch and his pants.
The crowning achievement of the Vasudan civilization is its language. For the average Terran, the formalities governing its usage are beyond comprehension. Syntax and vocabulary are dictated by such factors as the speaker's age, rank, and pants, the time of day and the phase of the Vasudan calendar, and the relative spatial position of the speaker to the Emperor.
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"This is the GTVA Colossus. pants, you stand relieved!!
Heh. or
"command wasn`t kidding when they called this pants a volatile sector.;7
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What are those pants doing out here? Command never briefed me about it!
Allright pilot, we need a scan of the pants. Good work, you never know what you're gonna find untill you take a look.
Commander what do you think they are?
Pants! Do I look Shivan to you?
I'm getting some strange reding from those pants. Better stay clear when that thing blows.
Command, a Shivan pants has just jumped in. Configuration unknown!
Pilot, meet the 99 pants, the elite of the elite!
Command PANTS breach on all fighters! Half the squad is down!
That ship out there is the PANTS , an awacs ship.
So whach the pants. If they get destroyed our cover is gone for good!
:lol:
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as one pilot recalls the sathanis' pants warm up we can only imagine the hell he went through....
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What are those pants doing out here? Command never briefed me about it!
Allright pilot, we need a scan of the pants. Good work, you never know what you're gonna find untill you take a look.
Commander what do you think they are?
Pants! Do I look Shivan to you?
I'm getting some strange reding from those pants. Better stay clear when that thing blows.
Command, a Shivan pants has just jumped in. Configuration unknown!
Pilot, meet the 99 pants, the elite of the elite!
Command PANTS breach on all fighters! Half the squad is down!
That ship out there is the PANTS , an awacs ship.
So whach the pants. If they get destroyed our cover is gone for good!
:lol: HE, HE, HE, He ;7
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Uh. Double post.
Anyway,
"Dive, dive, dive! Pull your pants up pilot!"
"Righteous pants are hot and waiting, sir!"
"We're suffering a massive ***** meltdown! Main pants are overheating!"
"Inspiration objective neutralized! Stand clear of the pants."
"Recon will pull down the pants. Keep an eye out in case Bosch jumps in from another rallying points."
"Save the Iceni for me. I'll take pants down myself."
"Command, this is the Colossus. Pants dropping. Multiple systems approaching critical. Casualty rate escalating."
"The Bastion's pants have fallen below critical."
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"I don't mind beng a pants as long the game makes sense!"
"Command let the pants escape!"
"Pants meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
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Originally posted by Trashman
What are those pants doing out here? Command never briefed me about it!
:lol:
"That is not an installation! Disable those pants!"
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"I got him, Bandit down!"
"Beautiful pants sir!"
"My pants are protected under the Beta Aquilae Convention."
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DIVE DIVE DIVE! No! No! Not in your pants pilot!
That was a little too close. We gotta wait 15 minutes to change our panties.
Capella has gone pants!
Collopants
32 years have passed since the Pants war.
What? Do I look like a Shivan in pants to you?
Youre out of your pants pilot. Out of pants? Yes sir! We are risking our washing bills out here, we desserve a straight answer.
Hot chicks in pants incomming. ;7 No wait! :sigh: Those are just Shivans
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Pilots, Alpha 1 is a traitor. Terminate his pants.
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Originally posted by Corsair
Pilots, Alpha 1 is a traitor. Terminate his pants.
Alpha 1 makes a tough look: You talking to me boys? All other pilots wet their pants and run.
No you have to admit, my lines are da best. :D I win this time Kalf. ;7
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Terran Pilot: A SHIVAN PANTS CLASS CRUISER JUST JUMPED IN!!!! IT'S THE MOTHER TERANIS!!!!
Terran Command: Alpha 1. Do not engage the Teranis.
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Okay, guys, check the first post of this thread. Only verbatim quotes from Freespace are allowed, with one word or one phrase being replaced. Don't make things up on the spot.
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Mine was verbatim...
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Originally posted by LLivingLarge
IT'S THE MOTHER TERANIS!!!!
:rolleyes:
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Not sure how accurate these are however, these are great pants quotes.
"Check your pants pilot!"
"The sathanas' have set the star into supernova! get your pants out of there, pilot"
"The colossus' heat pants were not made to take this kind of abuse"
"The pants will stay and guard this sector"
From freespace 1:
"Pants loss at 80%... but the pants held! They held!"
"Based on the old angel scout ship, these are the fastest pants in existence."
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Dammit, watch that friendly fire PANTS. If you get hit you won't make it back to you'r own funeral!
If my PANTS are guaranteed I'll withdraw my forces from Deneb.
Command, these PANTS seem to have some shielding on them. We can't scan the cargo!
All pants, fire for effect!
*I WIN:D *
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If my PANTS are guaranteed I'll withdraw my forces from Deneb.
Oh you're good. You're very good. But I am better! Now pay the man! :D
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The GTD Galatea was destroyed with a loss of all pants
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Originally posted by Razor
Oh you're good. You're very good. But I am better! Now pay the man! :D
DREAM ON!;7
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"The big fish has devoured our pants!" :D
"We don't have those pants Collosus!"
"Gunnery control, open pants!"
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I regret your efforts to PANTS us have failed pilots...
You'll be well advised to question the PANTS of your leaders. Helm, ingage subspace PANTS.
Command, this it the Phoenicia, we're having PANTS breach on all decks. 25% of my crew is down.......
This is the final entry in the PANTS of Aken H. Bosch......
* I AM THE LAW! * :D
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"Put your pants in the air!"
"Sir, sensors are picking up unidentified pants."
"Sir, the pants are on a collision course with us! ARGH! They are the dreaded kamikaze pants!"
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"Good job scanning those pants, Alpha 1. Never know what you're going to find till you have a look."
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...Do we journey to the promissed PANTS, or am I leading my people in the desert, only to die....
...your lack of PANTS is typical, terran!
...this weapon is designed to punch trough enemy PANTS.....
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:wtf:
Well, these are all about as funny as you'd expect from something that requires absolutely zero thought or creativity.
Don't you all have a short bus you should be catching?
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WRONG!:ick
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You're auwfully quiet Razor....;7
Cat got your toung?
I AM DA BEST!
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
:wtf:
Well, these are all about as funny as you'd expect from something that requires absolutely zero thought or creativity.
Don't you all have a short bus you should be catching?
if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
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:lol:
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Originally posted by TrashMan
You're auwfully quiet Razor....;7
Cat got your toung?
I AM DA BEST!
Winners go quietly. :p :D
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"Twelve Lucifer class destroyers can fit into his massive PANTS..."
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:lol: :ick
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...."And his PANTS number is over 30000"....;7
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"Shield perpantage down to 23 perpant! We must get out of here before the shields reach 0 perpant!"
"Sir, your pants are uploaded as requested and is awaiting your review."
"Sir, we got Admiral Pants on the line. He wants to talk to you about something called "Bosch b33r...", sir."
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Originally posted by Charmande
if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Wow, you really put me in my place there! Where do you get cool quotes like that?! Are you the guy?! I want to be the guy too!
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Pfff.... lamers :P
You have been stripped off your pants and your citizenship in the GTVAof pants. Surrender the Pants-intry or be destroyed.
There is no time command the vessel is powring up it's pants drive.
Clear your pants we are not gonna make it
The Pantsifer has just arrived
The Pants prime has been bombed from orbit for 13 hours straight
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Don't know if these have been done.
Willfully firing upon allied pants is a capital offence.
You are firing an friendly pants, pilot.
From, The Hammer and the Anvil:
Your lack of pants is typical, Terran.
Oh, and
My pants are going beserk, get support here pronto.
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"Your lack of pants is typical Terran" - I did that....
- 60 fighter and bomber wings can be housed in his PANTS.
- the Collssus wields more PANTS than 4 Orion class estroyers combined...
- you pants insult us both Vasudan...
- Your PANTS appauls me Collossus. I have 10000 officers willing to die for Neo Terran.
- You are relived of your PANTS, return to base...
- Bosch managed to jump in the PANTS
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The amount of stupid in this thread is... amazing... :rolleyes:
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It is only a bit of fun.
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Originally posted by LtNarol
The amount of stupid in this thread is... amazing... :rolleyes:
On the contrary :p, we are just trying to post something funny and as far as I can see, people are having fun here.
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Freepants :doubt:
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Freespace: The Great Pants
Freespace: The Pants War
Pantspace: The Great War
Pantspace: The Pants Pants.
Silent Pants
The Pants Blunder
The Pants Affair
The 14 Year Pants.
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I wonder, if this thread is left for long enough will we have people conversing using only the word 'pants'?
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yupants!
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Aken Pants
Training Simulator Pants
The Elders Call us "The Pants Generation"
I remember stories of a blue planet, with vast pants, of cities with pants that reached the sun.
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OK that is an overdrive. :blah:
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Originally posted by Razor
On the contrary :p, we are just trying to post something funny
Try harder.
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Somebody please kill me.
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Gladly.
What is your preffered method of death?
:D
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It was funny, but no it's just going along the line of this:
"GTF pants, GTD Pants, GTCv Pants, GTC pants GTFr pants, GTT pants, GVC pants, GVCv pants, GVD pants hahahaha! lololol!ol!!o!!!!!!!1111"
Which aint funny. It's not origional.
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Originally posted by beatspete
It was funny, but no it's just going along the line of this:
Er, no it's not.
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Yep it is. That's why I got my response in quickly.
As predicted the thread devolved into two types of answer.
Ones by people who tried to replace a word so as to have a comical effect and ones by people who think the word pants is inherently funny (which unfortunately it isn't).
Oh and also responses from those who don't find it funny yet for some reason have the need to keep coming back and reading it like a rubbernecker who seeks out accidents just for the pleasure of looking at the carnage.
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PANTS!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Why is this thread four pages long?:wtf:
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Ones by people who tried to replace a word so as to have a comical effect and ones by people who think the word pants is inherently funny (which unfortunately it isn't).
This is SO true. Apart from the Pants not being inherently funny bit...
Oh and also responses from those who don't find it funny yet for some reason have the need to keep coming back and reading it like a rubbernecker who seeks out accidents just for the pleasure of looking at the carnage.
It still raise a smile after four pages, though it is a very small smile.
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
Wow, you really put me in my place there! Where do you get cool quotes like that?! Are you the guy?! I want to be the guy too!
:wtf: what? you're insane!
here, i'l make one out of your signature.
ZylonBane's pants do not represent those of the management.
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uh.. where's that kill the thread or the kittens ****ing die picture ?
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Is it ironic or apropos that this entire thread is, in the British vernacular, pants?
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Originally posted by BD
Somebody please kill me.
BING!!!!
Aaah yes. Somebody has a death wish. So what's the plan Petrarch? Slowly and painfully or fast and easy? :drevil:
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How about the 140-Proof Vodka and the match?
:drevil:
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
How about the 140-Proof Vodka and the match?
:drevil:
Now you're talking.
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From Derelict
I have a wad of pants to shove it up your BZZZT!
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:blah:
meh.. nevermind.
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Are pants SO interesting that ALL of you post to it and then get completely off topic?
PS:"15 fighter and bomber wings can fit within its massive pants."
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"It seems impossible that a warhead could demolish pants of that size."
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o.k. - tell me that my posts (at least parts of them) aren't funny...
:wtf: C'mon.....I DARE you to tell me that!:mad2:
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They. Aren't. Funny.
At. All.
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AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!:mad:
*runs after Knight Templar and bets him to death with an ugly stick!:mad2: And gives him a wedgy!*
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Still not funny.
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:wtf: You still insist?
Cpt. Picard...I think we have found another Data........no sense of humor whatsoever....;7
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KT, you're not... Mary Whitehouse, are you?
:D
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Originally posted by TrashMan
AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!:mad:
*runs after Knight Templar and bets him to death with an ugly stick!:mad2: And gives him a wedgy!*
Hey need help? You know, just like in good old times. ;)
USPUT:
Ej nemoj da se nerviras oko debila. On to i hoce, da te iznervira. Samo ga iskuliraj. ;)
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
KT, you're not... Mary Whitehouse, are you?
:D
:lol: :yes:
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Help?
Allways apriciated. The claymoore is a bit heavy....:D
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Nema bojazni, ja zajebajen njega.....
Mi balkanci imamo smisla za humor.....i prostote...:D
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Originally posted by TrashMan
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Nema bojazni, ja zajebajen njega..... Pa naravno :D
Mi balkanci imamo smisla za humor :D
Pa da nemamo, nebi mi bili Balkanci. :D
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NAPRIJED BALKANCI!
UBIJMO K.T.-a!:hopping:
*Panst breach on all fighters! Half the squad is down!*
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Pa da nemamo, nebi mi bili Balkanci.
What the hell is that?!?!?!?!
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Originally posted by CateranOverlord
What the hell is that?!?!?!?!
It's a Slavic language in Roman letters instead of Cyrillic.
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It's Croatian.....:D
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Croatian huh?
I'd learn it if I wasn't so lazy.
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If you guys start speaking croation, I'm going to speak Maleysian and Dutch :p
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How can you speak both at the same time?
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Cuz she's Tiara and she's got an axe :nervous:
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House = kuca
sky = nebo
hello = zdravo
goodby = dovidenja
- Hello, my name is xxxxx
- Zdravo, moje ime je xxxxxx
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:cool: very cool
I will make a note of these
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Originally posted by TrashMan
- Hello, my name is xxxxx
- Zdravo, moje ime je xxxxxx
In Dutch:
Hallo, mijn naam is xxxxx
Looks a wee bit like English IMO
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* () is in dalmatian dialect*
- Today is a sunny day.
- Danas je sunèan dan.
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- I like a big slice of bread please.
- Htio bih veliku krišku (fetu) kruha.
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- good night
- laku noæ.
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- ****!
- sranje!
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Ajde u piæku materinu!! - * a VERY VERY strong curse *
- I will not translate this -
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bed ------> krevet
table ----> stol
chair -----> stolica
glass------>èaša
plate--------> tanjur (pijat)
balcony -----> balkon
window------> prozor (ponistra)
door----------> vrata
devil---------> vrag
angel --------->anðeo
God-------------> Bog
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Originally posted by TrashMan
Ajde u piæku materinu!! - * a VERY VERY strong curse *
- I will not translate this -
aww, please!:)
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Some of us are kind of ignorant to the languages of other nations, in other words,
:confused: we're a bunch of dopes
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
aww, please!:)
And get kicked out of HLP? ........
Let's just say it has somemthing to do with your mother, and getting back "where you came from"....
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Hurhurhurhur.
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:nervous: I should have kept my mouth shut! :nervous:
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Originally posted by TrashMan
:nervous: I should have kept my mouth shut! :nervous:
you mean, i shoulda kept my pants shut!
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To think, someone actually remembered what this thread was about in the first place.
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Oh god it got bumped...
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Originally posted by SKYNET-011
Oh god it got bumped...
"The thread got pantsed!"
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'll be the last to post here...
Let me think.....
"Becoause of crime of high treason, you are herby stripped of your pants and citizenship in the GTVA...."
:D
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"You are firing on friendly pants!" - Instructor, any training mission
"Now deploying wings Zeta and Theta. You are relieved of your pants, Alpha wing." - GVD Psamtik, Surrender, Belisarius
"Negative, Vasudan! The NTF has (is) the only legitimate pants in this system!" - GTCv Belisarius
"I've never seen anything like it! These fighters are pants!" - Generic Wingman, Lion at the Door
Finally: "Ha! Your puny corvette is no match for our massive destroyer with (an) equally massive pants!"
- NTD Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
and "Pilots of the 47th, cut that out! These pants are not cheap!" - NTF Command, both from the first mission of Goober's Deus Ex Machina
All these have been copied word for word from the mission files (except for the friendly pants), so they are correct.
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Oh god it got bumped...
...again!
This thread is pants.
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you are now forcing me to take legal action upon your candy ass.
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Ouch. I'm hurt. :p