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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: redsniper on May 03, 2003, 10:39:06 am

Title: hello
Post by: redsniper on May 03, 2003, 10:39:06 am: Hi, I'm new here. I've been a Freespace fan for a couple years now and have visited the forums before but never registered. I finally got around to it so... here I am.

*prepares to get hit by welcome beam*
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Post by: an0n on May 03, 2003, 10:43:10 am: *throws a shoe*

Lurking = Evil
Hello Threads = Evil
an0n = Evil
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Post by: redsniper on May 03, 2003, 10:51:45 am: :wtf:
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Post by: kasperl on May 03, 2003, 10:54:12 am: Quote
Originally posted by redsniper
:wtf:

don't bother, it's just an0n.
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Post by: an0n on May 03, 2003, 10:57:11 am: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl
don't bother, it's just an0n.

Shouldn't you be over at WS, pissing in the Kiddie Pool?
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Post by: kasperl on May 03, 2003, 10:58:50 am: no, WS is getting boring, but i still can't believe Kode fell for that, man, even i didn't.
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Post by: Nuclear1 on May 03, 2003, 12:07:39 pm: an0n... enough.

Welcome to HLPBB. Hope you enjoy your stay here, and don't mind people like ZylonBane and an0n. They only serve to smash noobs.

*Me kicks an0n in the head*
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Post by: an0n on May 03, 2003, 12:11:42 pm: ...........Screw it. I'm too depressed to pick a fight.

Farking FL system. Crashed my pwetty ickle game.
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Post by: Galemp on May 03, 2003, 12:19:50 pm: :rolleyes:

Command! We're experiencing a global malfunction in fire control! Beam cannons offline! We'll have to use the Welcome Megafunk Turret!

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/fsport/megafunk.gif)
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Post by: Stunaep on May 03, 2003, 12:44:35 pm: I'd give you the usual welcoming speech, but I'm too tired to do that, so the only hope you have is either that there won't be a flood in the forums anytime soon, or you are a female with big boobies. In either case, don't go near Shrike.
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Post by: an0n on May 03, 2003, 01:18:07 pm: Being from Texas negates the special treatment associated with big boobies.
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Post by: redsniper on May 03, 2003, 01:22:41 pm: :blah: sorry no boobies. I'm a guy. and thx for the welcome
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Post by: Knight Templar on May 03, 2003, 01:34:34 pm: well there goes my excitement for the day :sigh:
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Post by: CP5670 on May 03, 2003, 01:52:53 pm: This is definitely one of the stranger welcome threads I have seen around here... :D
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Post by: an0n on May 03, 2003, 02:05:51 pm: I never made a welcome thread here, did I?

I think my first thread was abusing the WS people. Or was it the VBB?

I forget.
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Post by: redsniper on May 03, 2003, 02:41:23 pm: Quote
This is definitely one of the stranger welcome threads I have seen around here...

no kidding. there should be a gender option in the registration.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on May 03, 2003, 05:16:08 pm: Ooh! New game of Beat the Newbie!

Quick, where's the 2x4 and the blindfold?
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Post by: SKYNET-011 on May 03, 2003, 06:57:57 pm: Quick redsniper! RUN!
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Post by: Stryke 9 on May 03, 2003, 07:01:53 pm: [fetches the plunger]
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Post by: Darkage on May 03, 2003, 07:27:15 pm: Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
This is definitely one of the stranger welcome threads I have seen around here... :D

Not as strange as yours was:D

If you even had one but still it was weirder:D

*runs*

Btw Enjoy your stay Redsniper:)
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Post by: Kamikaze on May 03, 2003, 09:22:37 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
*throws a shoe*

Lurking = Evil
Hello Threads = Evil
an0n = Evil

and here we use magic quasi-math-ish-likeness powers to derive (using some form of transivity) that an0n = lurking = hello thread = evil

or more formally...

Law: if a = b and b = c, then a = c
Theorem 1.an0n: the law of transivity applies to an0n-expressions (not proven here)

Given: lurking = evil, hello threads = evil, an0n = evil

hello threads = evil -- given
lurking = evil -- given
an0n = evil -- given
an0n = lurking = hello threads = evil -- Law of transivity + theorem 1.an0n
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Post by: Unknown Target on May 03, 2003, 09:36:49 pm: moo!
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Post by: Kamikaze on May 03, 2003, 09:50:39 pm: *milks UT* :devil:
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Post by: Black Wolf on May 03, 2003, 10:11:09 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kamikaze
*milks UT* :devil:

Pssst. Dude. That isn't milk
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Post by: Kamikaze on May 03, 2003, 10:13:07 pm: ................. sicko :doubt: :p
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Post by: Stryke 9 on May 03, 2003, 10:21:08 pm: (http://www.bigboysballoons.com/smf016.jpg)
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Post by: Mr. Vega on May 03, 2003, 10:44:24 pm: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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Post by: Stealth on May 03, 2003, 10:45:53 pm: oh for...

welcome redsniper. where in texas are you really from? (if you even are from texas)
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Post by: Stryke 9 on May 03, 2003, 10:47:02 pm: *ahem*

Quote
Originally posted by Stryke 9
(http://www.bigboysballoons.com/smf016.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Lion on May 03, 2003, 11:11:21 pm: How have you made that many posts without being reset?
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Post by: Stryke 9 on May 03, 2003, 11:16:16 pm: Don't make me repeat myself again...
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Post by: Shrike on May 03, 2003, 11:33:24 pm: Shut up.
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Post by: redsniper on May 04, 2003, 06:56:39 pm: :eek2: Wow I didn't think people would still be replying but thanks again for the welcome.
@Stealth: I live a little bit west of Houston
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Post by: Odyssey on May 04, 2003, 07:10:54 pm: Hi.

I, uh, just wanted to get that in before a special somebody got this thread locked ^_^
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Post by: pyro-manic on May 04, 2003, 07:18:01 pm: What Odyssey said. :)

Christ, this place gets scarier by the day....:nervous: :shaking:
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Post by: Odyssey on May 04, 2003, 07:21:30 pm: Not as scary as Real Life. Damn, have you been out there? Scared the bejeezus out of me, I ran back in again to the comforting whirr of my two pet computers.

:nervous: What?
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Post by: Stryke 9 on May 04, 2003, 07:27:34 pm: Relax. Gaze upon the cherubic face of the happy, happy, hairy man with his happy little baloon, and feel at peace. BE the happy man.

(http://www.bigboysballoons.com/smf016.jpg)

Incidentially, this is now the one true welcome image. Beam has become outmoded, balloon is in its ascendancy.
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Post by: an0n on May 04, 2003, 07:28:50 pm: That pic is soooo cute.

Wtf??!?! I think I just turned gay.
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Post by: Shrike on May 04, 2003, 07:39:03 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stryke 9
Relax. Gaze upon the cherubic face of the happy, happy, hairy man with his happy little baloon, and feel at peace. BE the happy man.

(http://www.bigboysballoons.com/smf016.jpg)

Incidentially, this is now the one true welcome image. Beam has become outmoded, balloon is in its ascendancy.
I told you to shut up. You're not funny any more.
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Post by: Turnsky on May 04, 2003, 07:41:48 pm: indeed... now you're just being annoying...
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Post by: Kamikaze on May 04, 2003, 07:43:22 pm: I thought stryke's humour always was aimed in that respect...
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Post by: Carl on May 04, 2003, 07:46:08 pm: someone really needs to fire the welcome beam. the welcome megafunk turret is more for people that have been gone for a while. kind of a welcome back turret.
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Post by: redsniper on May 04, 2003, 07:51:47 pm: that balloon guy's really startin to scare me:nervous:
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Post by: pyro-manic on May 04, 2003, 07:57:11 pm: :nervous: :nod: :shaking:
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Post by: an0n on May 04, 2003, 08:11:13 pm: Happy, smiling retards always make me feel warm, fuzzy and maternal inside.

..............I think I've been using Tiara's nick on IRC for too long. I really am starting to turn into a woman.
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Post by: Mr. Vega on May 04, 2003, 09:48:38 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Carl
someone really needs to fire the welcome beam. the welcome megafunk turret is more for people that have been gone for a while. kind of a welcome back turret.

*firing*

(http://members.cox.net/~wmcoolmon/images/welcome.gif)
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Post by: J.F.K. on May 05, 2003, 03:40:50 am: Quote
Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
Command! We're experiencing a global malfunction in fire control! Beam cannons offline! We'll have to use the Welcome Megafunk Turret!

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/fsport/megafunk.gif)

:lol:

:nervous: No Terran Turret#Weak? That turret rules.
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Post by: Stunaep on May 05, 2003, 08:31:44 am: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
That pic is soooo cute.

Wtf??!?! I think I just turned gay.

ah, i have just the medicine you need!

[edit] now gosh darn it, forgot I wasn´t on my own computer. Well, do a search for ´Kristin´ (as if you hadn´t guessed)
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Post by: Nuclear1 on May 05, 2003, 04:18:54 pm: All right, first of all: Stryke, that pic sucks.

Second: This thread has now degraded so far...
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Post by: Knight Templar on May 05, 2003, 05:35:14 pm: you ain't helpin' much.
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Post by: Tiara on May 05, 2003, 05:37:47 pm: :ha: My welcome thread was 240+ posts long IIRC...
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Post by: Knight Templar on May 05, 2003, 05:40:15 pm: Yea, you caused a big scandal IIRC. First girl in the last however many years, and you could use vB code :eek:
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Post by: Tiara on May 05, 2003, 05:41:33 pm: Hehe, yeah. Back then I used colors :p
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Post by: Knight Templar on May 05, 2003, 05:45:27 pm: good times.

:sigh:
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Post by: YodaSean on May 05, 2003, 07:11:59 pm: Quote
Originally posted by redsniper
that balloon guy's really startin to scare me:nervous:

yup. No more quoting the balloon guy, please :)