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Title: The Scouts.
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 06, 2003, 02:03:46 pm
it has come to this, as I have little else to discuss.

Was anyone here ever in the Beavers/Cubs/Scouts/?

Of course they are probably different names for the differrent tiers outside of Britain, but you get the idea.

I used to be the Cubs and then the Scouts for about a year, until I realised that it was crap (at least where I went).

I ask because I wish to know what colour necker you had, as I am convinced that my group's was the best. (red and black)
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: Stryke 9 on May 06, 2003, 02:14:17 pm
I was in the Boy Scouts. God, it was horrible. And the whatchamacallit before it, which was slightly better in that you only had to worry about the scoutmaster raping you, as opposed to the members of other troops.
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: an0n on May 06, 2003, 02:21:52 pm
I was in the Brownies.



Think about it for a bit. Then think some more.
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: kode on May 06, 2003, 02:23:21 pm
I'm a scout.
most of the time, I make those little people I'm a leader for do stuff I don't want to do myself.
oh, they're about a year younger than me, the bunch of them.
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: karajorma on May 06, 2003, 02:37:59 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
I was in the Brownies.



Think about it for a bit. Then think some more.


Thought about it. I don't doubt you for a moment :D
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: Fineus on May 06, 2003, 03:10:53 pm
I've been a beaver, cub, scout and venture scout.

Achieving Chief Scout award no less (highest badge a scout can hold). Also became a senior patrol leader which as far as my fellow scouts were concerned made me God.

I had a cushy life ;) that said I've leaft now - it lost my interest. It wasn't a bad time since we had girls in our troop (yes, you read right. And yes, a couple were hot).
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Post by: YodaSean on May 06, 2003, 03:11:45 pm
I used to be.  Cub Scouts was fun, all I did was come to the meetings and get cool badges.  Then I got to boy scouts, where I was ordered around by some "Junior Leader" guy.  Almost all of the other scouts mindlessly obeyed his orders, and I quit.  Scouts is bad :mad:
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Post by: Zeronet on May 06, 2003, 04:21:46 pm
(http://www.odeauk.fsnet.co.uk/mike/mike.jpg)

Fiqure out what group that is.
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Post by: an0n on May 06, 2003, 04:23:30 pm
Alcoholics anonymous?
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Post by: Zeronet on May 06, 2003, 04:24:20 pm
YEAH! :rolleyes:
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Post by: Neo on May 06, 2003, 04:29:05 pm
I was in boyscouts (made it to eagle). I was senior patrol leader twice, I'm the one people did not want to anger. Now I'm in a venture crew with girls.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on May 06, 2003, 04:30:08 pm
Zeronet: Yeah, we've got a town militia, too. Dragged out and shot my neighbors the other day, in fact. Something about spies.
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Post by: Fineus on May 06, 2003, 04:31:19 pm
Sounds like me Neo (though I wasn't one twice... heh)

And Zero, that'd be the RAF division of the CCF wouldn't it?
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Post by: Zeronet on May 06, 2003, 04:49:57 pm
Yep, RAF cadets :D.
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Post by: Unknown Target on May 06, 2003, 05:18:00 pm
I was in cub scouts up until Boy scouts, then I got so f'sckin fed up with it, I quit.


Glad I did, too :D
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Post by: Knight Templar on May 06, 2003, 05:40:55 pm
Cub Scouts.

Finished it, but I thought it was incresingly gay over the years so I didn't bother to do Boyscouts.
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Post by: neo_hermes on May 06, 2003, 06:08:53 pm
Boy Scouts
Just never realized how gay it was till i nearly finished it. and they still send me mail. Geez.
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Post by: karajorma on May 06, 2003, 06:15:31 pm
You joined an organisation based on Baden Powells "Scouting for boys" and didn't notice the homoerotic connections? :D
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Post by: neo_hermes on May 06, 2003, 06:18:03 pm
well my parents thought i would get ALOT of friends so they made me join from cubs to webelos. <-------and what the hell is a webelo?
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Post by: Knight Templar on May 06, 2003, 06:22:25 pm
We Be Loyal Scouts.


It's a ghetto term.
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Post by: neo_hermes on May 06, 2003, 06:26:13 pm
your probably right :D
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Post by: Unknown Target on May 06, 2003, 06:28:47 pm
...I think a weblo is a type of corn...
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Post by: Bobboau on May 06, 2003, 06:39:32 pm
isn't it a type of burowing insect?
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Post by: Stryke 9 on May 06, 2003, 07:07:47 pm
That's a weevil.


And Webelos is like a slang term for "homosexual". It means you're almost as much a loser as the Eagle Scouts are, but unlike them you never have to dress up in "indian" costumes and prance around pretending to be some mythic figure in front of four dozen fifteen-year-olds.

I was lucky, I stopped just short of that. Enough rank that I could push other kids around (never mind that I was bigger than most of them, and quick with the sharp objects), but not enough that I had to be involved in any of the lameass "rituals" the no-life 40-year-old scoutmasters thought up.
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Post by: YodaSean on May 06, 2003, 10:53:18 pm
You must be pretty good at scouts.  I couldn't make it past the first rank; all the other scouts laughed at me because I couldn't remember the various scout mottos and pledges
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: Kamikaze on May 06, 2003, 11:12:38 pm
Heh, I never memorized the stuff I was supposed to, didn't get to the first rank either. My time's better spent now.
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Post by: Starks on May 06, 2003, 11:12:49 pm
More like we blow... Scouts really did blow for me. ROT IN HELL WILLIAM BOYCE!
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Post by: Stryke 9 on May 06, 2003, 11:23:38 pm
The way we did it, all you had to mumble to the tune and look like you knew what you were doing. The real necessary skills we needed were in starting fires (which I suck at, but still...), walking long distances, making weapons out of random equipment, and being able to be out in the rain or whatever for hours on end without sniveling like it was the end of the world.

Honestly, I can't believe kids these days. What pansies.
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: Starks on May 06, 2003, 11:28:45 pm
Boot camp is the way to go... A few reasons why.

1) Don't ask! Don't tell! Means you don't get gang raped.

2) No flower picking.

3) You get a badge for good marksmanship.

4) Your superiors are not repeat sex offenders (Hopefully).
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Post by: Stryke 9 on May 06, 2003, 11:32:23 pm
You also can't drop out, and you get court-martialed for mugging the smaller recruits. Never mind it's the ****ing Army.
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Post by: Tar-Palantir on May 07, 2003, 02:22:03 am
When I was one, ours was a light blue. Apparently that's because we were on an RAF airfield. Course the airfield had closed several years earlier but never mind.
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 07, 2003, 04:15:52 am
Christ you lot are abit fanatical!

Thunder, how could you stand to remain in the Scouts for long on without getting **** off everyone?
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Post by: Kamikaze on May 07, 2003, 09:27:38 am
heh. Hey in the UK does scouting have a distinctly religious (christianity) bias? My troop was majorly religious (i.e. I was the only agnostic) and that kinda annoyed me. They were all like "YOU'RE NOT CHRISTIAN!?", some of the people had a distinct hostility 'cause of that.
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: Darkage on May 07, 2003, 10:49:50 am
I am happy i never did join any of these weird things. I always thought it was gay, how mind raped can you be if you walk around dressed up in a indian outfit!...
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: Fineus on May 07, 2003, 11:16:46 am
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Thunder, how could you stand to remain in the Scouts for long on without getting **** off everyone?

Simple, I didn't tell anyone that didn't ask. I do realise the stigma that went with Scouts but given that I held a position of power within it for most of the time and there were also girls in the troop, it was far less a "follow the rules and tie knots" fest that it typically is. I got lucky though, I realise how it could've been.

Edit: and Kamikaze, our troop wasn't really religious, yeah we did the St Georges day and other Christian festivles but most of the actual scouts weren't religious and I sure as hell wasn't a part of it for that - it was just something to be done a bit every year. Yeah, there was respect to the Queen and what have you - at the time I couldn't see why we did that either but it was all a small price compared to the fun I had there.
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 07, 2003, 01:12:13 pm
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
heh. Hey in the UK does scouting have a distinctly religious (christianity) bias? My troop was majorly religious (i.e. I was the only agnostic) and that kinda annoyed me. They were all like "YOU'RE NOT CHRISTIAN!?", some of the people had a distinct hostility 'cause of that.


There's a slight Christian Bias to it, but it's more country-orientated, so allegience to Britain, rather than to Christianity. Unlike what I heard from the US scouts, where one guy was forced to leave scouts for refusing to denounce his atheism.

And Thunder, you had girls in the troop?!? Lucky bastard! The closest we ever came was the Guides at St. Georges day, and they tended to be ugly as sin.
When I was in the Cubs I held a posistion of power, as I was about 6 months late in moving form Cubs to Scouts, and so me and another guy became sort of Uber-Sixers, with absolute power and control over the rest of the group.;7
It got complicated, at the same time i was due to move form Cubs to Scouts, the group where I went was being wound up due to lack of leaders, and we were having to move to another, nearby, group. This meant that I was majorly delayed in making the transisition. I left soon after, as the new group was ****. All we ever did was play that crap hockey with the red and yellow plastic sticks.

BTW, neckers rule! I've been wearing mine in place of the school tie today. speaking of which... (http://www.scoutneckers.com)
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Post by: Grey Wolf on May 07, 2003, 02:56:20 pm
I've gotten up to Life. Troop didn't use to be that bad, but since me and one of my friends are about 2 years older than everyone else, it's gotten kind of boring. Just going to finish my last merit badge, get Eagle, and leave.

BTW, it's the Order of the Arrow that does the strange Indian dances, not the Eagle Scouts. The Eagle Scouts just drop out after getting the rank, since it's the highest rank.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on May 07, 2003, 05:43:43 pm
Grey Wolf: Nah, I was one, I think. Didn't have to do ****.

Petrarch: Wah wah wah. You don't actually read much, do you? Most of us bear a hatred for boy scouting that could only be gotten from having been subjected to it.
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: Grey Wolf on May 07, 2003, 09:27:27 pm
I thought it was some stupid optional thing :p
Or at least something vaguely associated with Order of the Arrow. Sure as hell isn't Eagle Scouts....

BTW, as a note, the primary occupation in my troop before all the older kids dropped out was actually Magic: The Gathering :p
Quite strange, huh?
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: Stryke 9 on May 07, 2003, 10:04:17 pm
Not really. All the scouts who weren't into burning/beating stuff and attempting to sodomize each other- or the whole outdoor thing at all, really- at the big camp meets where I went would gather around and play Magic. Dozens upon dozens of barely postpubescent nerds, out in some shanty in the forest, having their half-orcs beat all hell out of elf archers. Quite surreal, actually. Sometimes I watched- never got what the hell the point was, or really what the rules were, but the pictures were kinda cool.
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Post by: silverwolf on May 07, 2003, 10:17:26 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9

And Webelos is like a slang term for "homosexual". It means you're almost as much a loser as the Eagle Scouts are

ok now i'll never see webelos or boy scouts in the same way ever again
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Post by: Stryke 9 on May 07, 2003, 10:27:46 pm
Yeah, like it never occurred to you that there was something off about a group of overweight, sweaty, vaguely bizarre middle-aged adults dragging a bunch of underaged kids out into the woods for something involving prancing around fires in headdresses and wierd costumes.
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Post by: kasperl on May 08, 2003, 10:12:37 am
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
but the pictures were kinda cool.


uhm, that's what all the girls said when they saw me playing Magic in primary school.

OT:i still have my cards, i just don't have any opponents.
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: Neo on May 08, 2003, 04:18:14 pm
No one ever tried to insult me about being in boyscouts because everyone knew that i am a psycho and would try to hurt them if they said anything.
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Post by: 01010 on May 08, 2003, 04:34:02 pm
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Originally posted by Neo
No one ever tried to insult me about being in boyscouts because everyone knew that i am a psycho and would try to hurt them if they said anything.


Weren't you that guy that dressed up in that fairy outfit?

Psycho I'd agree.

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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Yeah, like it never occurred to you that there was something off about a group of overweight, sweaty, vaguely bizarre middle-aged adults dragging a bunch of underaged kids out into the woods for something involving prancing around fires in headdresses and wierd costumes.


Im sure that you're getting at something here and it's nagging in the back of my mind but I can't quite place what it is.





PAEDOPHILES!
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: Neo on May 08, 2003, 05:05:35 pm
No I'm not:mad:, I'm the guy that beats the crap out if the little kid who need to grow up.  The kids in my town are pathetic wimps and every one beats the crap out of the kids that are younger than us (mostly done in school). And I was smart enough to get out of scouts before it turned gay, it used to be fun we blew stuff up with propane and gas.
Title: The Scouts.
Post by: beatspete on May 08, 2003, 05:54:18 pm
I was in the beavers, and cubs.  I thought about scouts but there wasn't much of a club locally at scouts level.

Cubs was fun, though thinking back about it - extremely racist. We got taught that the English are 'guffs' and that there ain't no black in the Union Jack. :lol: