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Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Sandwich on May 11, 2003, 01:14:05 am: http://www.ionpixel.com/starwars/ (direct download)

http://www.waxy.org/archive/2003/04/29/star_war.shtml (More info about the Who in the near future)

:lol: :yes: :lol: :yes: :lol: :yes: :lol: :yes: :wtf:
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Blue Lion on May 11, 2003, 01:22:24 am: Quote
Since 90% of the traffic to these videos is coming from gaming, technology, and Star Wars news websites, I'm guessing that most of you weren't any cooler in junior high school than this poor kid

I feel hurt
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Stryke 9 on May 11, 2003, 01:27:31 am: Daaamn. I remember when I was that bad. In the combative sense, at least- I never wanted to be a Jedi, and I never made my own sound effects.

I suppose I'm jaded, but I've seen more pathetic things online by far. That kid is unfortunately very nearly the average internet user. As evidenced by the fact that someone had enough time on their hands to add all those effects to some poor kid's home video simply in order to make fun of someone he didn't know.
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Post by: Blue Lion on May 11, 2003, 01:28:24 am: You're not jaded, you're like a giant lovable fluffy bunny!

Gimme a hug!
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Post by: Anaz on May 11, 2003, 01:31:48 am: wait...wasn't this posted just a few weeks ago? Or was that on WS? I coulda sworn it was here...
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Post by: Blue Lion on May 11, 2003, 01:35:03 am: It was, but I think it was updated since then
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Post by: J.F.K. on May 11, 2003, 01:59:27 am: Oh wow... I think I have to agree with Sandwich.

:lol::yes: :wtf:
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Knight Templar on May 11, 2003, 02:03:45 am: I've never doen that before... honest.. :nervous:

ok, well not infront of a highschool camera :lol:
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Stryke 9 on May 11, 2003, 02:09:21 am: Did you need to take a break every ten seconds?

My favorite bit, on review, is how he stumbles when he swings too hard. Like a five to ten pound aluminum pole is enough to put him off balance.:D
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Knight Templar on May 11, 2003, 02:12:07 am: no. :D

Actually, me and my friend used to have duels when we were bored. First it was just beat the **** out of each other with sticks and sound effects, then we got toy light sabers and we made up rules.

IIRC it was:

hit to an appendage = you can't use it
(Example: I hit friends hand/arm, he can't hold the saber with it anymore)

Head = Instant Death

Body hits = 2 to kill.

;7
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Stryke 9 on May 11, 2003, 02:17:11 am: Beh, I just wait for burglars. Almost thought I had one tonight, too, when I heard the front door open on its own. Damn.
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Ashrak on May 11, 2003, 02:42:21 am: roflmao :lol::yes:
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Darkage on May 11, 2003, 04:53:09 am: Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
roflmao :lol::yes:
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Tiara on May 11, 2003, 05:06:53 am: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar

hit to an appendage = you can't use it

:blah: You are from part of the male population right?
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Knight Templar on May 11, 2003, 05:10:40 am: *scanning for insults*

=scan inconclusive=

*scanning for humour*

=scan inconclusive=

*scanning for sarcsm*

=scan inconclusive=

I'm pretty sure I am.... :wtf:
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: 01010 on May 11, 2003, 05:14:31 am: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
*scanning for insults*

=scan inconclusive=

*scanning for humour*

=scan inconclusive=

*scanning for sarcsm*

=scan inconclusive=

I'm pretty sure I am.... :wtf:

You forgot to scan for crazy. Scan for crazy.
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Knight Templar on May 11, 2003, 05:17:06 am: well I did take the liberty of running a few more scans. I did detect noticeable amounts of crazy, along with heavy amounts of both Axe and PMS.

Evacuation Procedures have been initiated. Good day.

*activates jumpdrive*
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Razor on May 11, 2003, 05:19:04 am: I can't dare to download that. It will fry my modem. :shaking:
By the way, is it big?
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Knight Templar on May 11, 2003, 05:20:43 am: 3 Megs....
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Sandwich on May 11, 2003, 05:54:30 am: IIRC the original is 6 something mb and the edited and enhanced version is less than 2mb. IIRC. I'm not at home ATM, so I can't check.
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Post by: Razor on May 11, 2003, 06:49:41 am: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
3 Megs....

Ok :blah: but the video is chopped. Oh well I saw the point. A fat man fighting with a coat hanging stick and seems to be out of control. Impressive. :rolleyes: But what I foind very hysterical about this is that his face is totally serious. The dude is really getting into the act.
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Martinus on May 12, 2003, 08:46:23 am: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
well I did take the liberty of running a few more scans. I did detect noticeable amounts of crazy, along with heavy amounts of both Axe and PMS.

Evacuation Procedures have been initiated. Good day.

*activates jumpdrive*

[color=66ff00]*Sees jettison of unpowered HLP escape pod, with face of KT pressed against window manically waving and grinning*

Oh boy are you in trouble... :lol:
[/color]
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Razor on May 12, 2003, 09:40:28 am: Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor

[color=66ff00]*Sees jettison of unpowered HLP escape pod, with face of KT pressed against window manically waving and grinning*

Oh boy are you in trouble... :lol:
[/color]

:wtf:
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: CP5670 on May 12, 2003, 10:54:32 am: My brother does things like this all day; I frequently see him running around the house waving his arms around and making weird gun reports and explosion noises. :D
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 12, 2003, 11:56:24 am: How old is he, 35?:D

Just seen the vid. Poor misguided fool.
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Carl on May 13, 2003, 10:32:22 am: at least he uses a stick. my lightsabers are usually imaginary. easier to manuveur.
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: an0n on May 13, 2003, 10:40:43 am: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
well I did take the liberty of running a few more scans. I did detect noticeable amounts of crazy, along with heavy amounts of both Axe and PMS.

Evacuation Procedures have been initiated. Good day.

*activates jumpdrive*

*activates NW's new Blast-O-Matic™ 5000000 Long-Range Offensive Positron Cannons*

Fire away, T.
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Stealth on May 13, 2003, 10:45:49 am: yeah, i saw this a few days ago
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: tEAbAG on May 13, 2003, 01:20:57 pm: (http://www.smiley-bomb.de/boese/92.gif)

All right step away you foolish amateurs, just keep back, keep out of it. The role is mine, with the acting and the groupies and the 'Luke, Like save me' with the light saber and the Vwing, Vwing, Vwiiiiing.

That's not how you Vwing!
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Sandwich on May 13, 2003, 01:45:04 pm: Quote
Originally posted by tEAbAG
(http://www.smiley-bomb.de/boese/92.gif)

All right step away you foolish amateurs, just keep back, keep out of it. The role is mine, with the acting and the groupies and the 'Luke, Like save me' with the light saber and the Vwing, Vwing, Vwiiiiing.

That's not how you Vwing!

:nervous: *is worried*
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: tEAbAG on May 13, 2003, 02:03:51 pm: I watch entirely too much TV:(
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Vertigo1 on May 13, 2003, 04:16:15 pm: I think this smilie is perfect for this thread. :)

(http://www.midasarray.com/vb/images/smilies/phaser.gif)

:D

(some of you may remember me posting this before...)
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Unknown Target on May 13, 2003, 05:09:48 pm: Oh God..oh God....whoooo-boy! LOL!
That was hilarious as can be! Oh God! Hahahaha!

Say, did anyone else notice he is THE stereotypical geek? He's fat, has glasses, a bad haircut, and is totally obsessed with Star Wars?:D
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Galemp on May 13, 2003, 05:12:40 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Unknown Target
Say, did anyone else notice he is THE stereotypical geek? He's fat, has glasses, a bad haircut, and is totally obsessed with Star Wars?:D

I dub thee... DARTH GIRTH!!
Runs down list: Am I
Fat? N
Glasses? Y
Haircut? Y
Totally obsessed? N
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Stealth on May 13, 2003, 05:16:55 pm: the two best parts of the (original) movie:

1) the grunts... you've got to turn the sound up all the way, you hear him grunting in effort and stuff

2) the weird leg movements... particularly toward the end, he does crazy stuff with his legs, like just lifting them up for no reason :D
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Unknown Target on May 13, 2003, 05:30:19 pm: I love the peackock movement of his head :D

BTW, the real answers to the quiz, GalacticEmperor, are this (yes, I read the black text :p):

Fat? Y
Glasses? Y
Haircut? Y
Totally obsessed? Y
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Turnsky on May 13, 2003, 05:41:25 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Vertigo1
I think this smilie is perfect for this thread. :)

(http://www.midasarray.com/vb/images/smilies/phaser.gif)

:D

(some of you may remember me posting this before...)

feh..;)
(http://users.bigpond.com/turnsky/images/plascannon.gif)
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Sandwich on May 14, 2003, 01:58:24 am: Quote
Originally posted by Turnsky

feh..;)
(http://users.bigpond.com/turnsky/images/plascannon.gif)

Change it so the left dude says something about FS3. :D
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Turnsky on May 14, 2003, 02:22:44 am: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich

Change it so the left dude says something about FS3. :D

meh, foxfire first, smiley editing later..
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: J.F.K. on May 15, 2003, 03:47:58 am: Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
My brother does things like this all day; I frequently see him running around the house waving his arms around and making weird gun reports and explosion noises. :D

I think most little kids who've seen Star Wars do that... :D
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Razor on May 15, 2003, 03:51:16 am: Quote
Originally posted by Turnsky

feh..;)
(http://users.bigpond.com/turnsky/images/plascannon.gif)

Beam nerds. :p
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Razor on May 15, 2003, 03:53:16 am: Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
My brother does things like this all day; I frequently see him running around the house waving his arms around and making weird gun reports and explosion noises. :D

Weird bro you have there. Well...at least he doesn't get on peoples nerves with math equations. :rolleyes:
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 15, 2003, 03:56:39 am: Quote
Originally posted by tEAbAG
(http://www.smiley-bomb.de/boese/92.gif)

All right step away you foolish amateurs, just keep back, keep out of it. The role is mine, with the acting and the groupies and the 'Luke, Like save me' with the light saber and the Vwing, Vwing, Vwiiiiing.

That's not how you Vwing!

MMM-hiiyy!
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Unknown Target on May 15, 2003, 06:04:13 am: Quote
Originally posted by Razor

Weird bro you have there. Well...at least he doesn't get on peoples nerves with math equations. :rolleyes:

Yea, that would be wierd :D
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Vertigo1 on May 15, 2003, 11:06:29 pm: hahah, get this! The dork has been found!

http://www.waxy.org/archive/2003/05/13/finding_.shtml

This is the best part....HE'S CANADIAN! :D
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Post by: neo_hermes on May 15, 2003, 11:10:03 pm: I feel sorry for that dweeb. waving a piece of pipe around he should hit himself.:ick :hopping::D
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Post by: Sandwich on May 16, 2003, 05:19:27 am: [q]from the site:

Update: In return for all the trouble he's gone through to entertain us, I think we should buy a new iPod for Ghyslain. We're up to 94 donations, totalling $796! We can buy him a 30GB iPod and more! We'll keep the donations going until next week and see where we're at. Donate here! (Mention your website URL when you donate, if you have one.)[/q]

Coolness!!! :yes:
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: J.F.K. on May 16, 2003, 05:33:24 am: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
[q]from the site:

Update: In return for all the trouble he's gone through to entertain us, I think we should buy a new iPod for Ghyslain. We're up to 94 donations, totalling $796! We can buy him a 30GB iPod and more! We'll keep the donations going until next week and see where we're at. Donate here! (Mention your website URL when you donate, if you have one.)[/q]

Coolness!!! :yes:

That really is awesome. He deserves it :)
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Sandwich on May 16, 2003, 06:59:13 am: Quote
Originally posted by J.F.K.

That really is awesome. He deserves it :)

:nervous:

*goes beserk in front of video camera*

:nervous:
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: J.F.K. on May 16, 2003, 08:27:18 am: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
:nervous:

*goes beserk in front of video camera*

:nervous:

*mails a Certificate of Appreciation to... --looks at location-- ...Jerusalem, Israel*

Now, if you stick it on Kazaa and it gets seen by half a million people, I might consider upgrading that certificate to something more substantial. :D
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Nico on May 16, 2003, 09:09:56 am: Quote
Originally posted by Vertigo1
I think this smilie is perfect for this thread. :)

(http://www.midasarray.com/vb/images/smilies/phaser.gif)

:D

(some of you may remember me posting this before...)

worms2, heh?
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Post by: Martinus on May 16, 2003, 09:20:42 am: Quote
Originally posted by Venom

worms2, heh?

[color=66ff00]Those were fantastic FMV's my favourites are the 'video camera' and the 'one arm bandit'. :lol:
[/color]
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: SKYNET-011 on May 16, 2003, 04:54:09 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Vertigo1
This is the best part....HE'S CANADIAN! :D

FRENCH Canadian.
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Nico on May 16, 2003, 05:00:46 pm: Quote
Originally posted by SKYNET-011

FRENCH Canadian.

which is VERY bad I assume?
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Post by: SKYNET-011 on May 16, 2003, 05:05:20 pm: No.

Sorry dude.
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Post by: Tiara on May 16, 2003, 05:32:41 pm: :lol:

Sorry, that was just funny :p
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Post by: J.F.K. on May 16, 2003, 09:21:54 pm: :lol: I didn't even know French Canadians existed.
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Post by: Sandwich on May 17, 2003, 02:31:04 am: Quote
Originally posted by J.F.K.
:lol: I didn't even know French Canadians existed.

Don't feel too bad - I probably wouldn't have know had I not had quite a number of Canadian friends here. :)
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Sesquipedalian on May 17, 2003, 02:33:50 am: Quote
Originally posted by J.F.K.
:lol: I didn't even know French Canadians existed.
:wtf: Two official languages? The province of Quebec? Montreal? Big referendum plastered all over the international news a few years ago when they almost voted to separate from the rest of the country? Does any of this ring a bell?
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Post by: SKYNET-011 on May 17, 2003, 09:34:42 am: Guess you'd have to be canadian to know. :):yes:
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 17, 2003, 10:20:47 am: I've known about French Canadians since time immemorial!

Is it just me or is Canadian French just a more miserably-spoken version of normal french.
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Post by: Tiara on May 17, 2003, 10:32:38 am: Quote
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
I've known about French Canadians since time immemorial!

Is it just me or is Canadian French just a more miserably-spoken version of normal french.

1 - :nod:
2 - :nod:
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 17, 2003, 10:33:49 am: You wre right about your posts getting odd due to over-happiness.
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Post by: Tiara on May 17, 2003, 10:35:24 am: Quote
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
You wre right about your posts getting odd due to over-happiness.
:hopping: :ha: :D :devil: :thepimp: :lol: :nod: :confused: :p :cool:
Title: Oh my.... I'm speechless
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 17, 2003, 10:46:21 am: I give in.
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Post by: Nico on May 17, 2003, 11:01:58 am: Quote
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Is it just me or is Canadian French just a more miserably-spoken version of normal french.

no, it's just a different french ( different words, and a quite funny accent - well, for a french ). not by any means poorer or simpler...
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 17, 2003, 11:15:58 am: I see, it must be the accent, as from the little Canadian Frnech i've heard, the speaker seemed really depressed, and spoke like Kevin from Harry Enfield.