"Why are we doing any planned targets?" Army Chief Warrant Officer Richard L. Gonzales, leader of Mobile Exploitation Team Alpha, said in disgust to a colleague during last Sunday's nightly report of weapons sites and survey results. "Answer me that. We know they're empty."
US Team Unveils MDW Evidence In a surprise announcement today, President-for-Remainder-of-Unnatural-Life Richard Cheney announced the discovery of a "smoking gun", conclusively tying the former Iraqi regime with chemical weapons production.
Paint Can "Smoking Gun"
In the middle of an otherwise routine speech on his new Arrest Everyone bill, Cheney was seen to imperceptibly crack a smile, and state into his robotic voicebox "And I've got something we've all been waiting for for a long, long time..." Ordering an attendant to lift on high a standard green aerosol spray-paint can, Cheney's speakers announced; "Last week, this canister was found among the remains of an old Iraqi military base, now converted into a car factory. Contained inside it are numerous toxic chemicals, which, if released in large quantities over an average city block, could kill or severely harm hundreds- or even thousands- of people. In addition to causing potentially severe brain damage and/or asphyxiation, this cocktail of chemicals had the ability to "tag" or "paint" the affected area with a distinct green material, no doubt so that bombers could know which areas to and not to strike on repeat campaigns. Ladies and gentlemen, today we have finally unveiled the extent and diabolic nature of the evil weapons program we were so lucky to have stopped in motion, all of ten years ago."
Cheney then seized up, apparently having imprudently ignored the advice of his doctors not to allow any trace of emotion into his cold mechanical replacement heart, and was wheeled offstage. Attendants continued throughout the event to describe in detail the financial benefits of developing a turban-seeking missile
Originally posted by GalacticEmperorWhen he starts pushing his populace into plastic shredders and sending out his secret police to brutalize and kill any suspected insurgents.
So, when does Bush get tried for War Crimes?
Originally posted by Stryke 9Maybe because in a month of shooting he's done more to bring about some sort of stability in the middle east than twelve years of talking? I've never been a Bush cheerleader, but I'm willing to give him and his administration the benefit of the doubt in Iraq.
Which is another thing that bothers me. What the hell kind of stupid sycophant would put warmonger Bush up for the Peace Prize? Why not, say, somebody who hasn't declared two ****ing wars in the past two years???
Originally posted by Stryke 9
And he most certainly has indirectly slaughtered quite a few of them (and is continuing to slaughter, 16 the other day).
Is he justified then in blowing up the entire planet, even though he has no proof and indeed nothing more than a vague sense that people don't like him there?
Originally posted by CP5670
but in the current situation the chances of a Freespace 3 coming out are far higher than the probability of the US finding WMDs even if they exist.
Originally posted by CP5670
Actually, best of all would be if Saddam got it instead. He is the true man of peace. :yes:
Originally posted by Rictor
Sandwich:
according to you killing 10,000 of you own people is "horrendous, terrbile blabla" while killing 10,000 of someone else's people (those from another country) is "keeping the peace"
Originally posted by Rictor
And can someone (other then CP) give me a reason WHY Iraq should not be allowed to have WMD, since every major power (US, UK, France, Isreal) has them. On what basis can 1 country tell another country what they can and cannot have. In the days leading up to the war, Iraq could have said "The US has WMD and they have hostile intentions towards us, lets attack preemptively" and their logic would have been (according to you) sound.
No worries, they already gavce the Nobel Peace Prize to PLO Chairman Yasser Arafat, a true man of peace. :nod: :yes:
And can someone (other then CP) give me a reason WHY Iraq should not be allowed to have WMD, since every major power (US, UK, France, Isreal) has them. On what basis can 1 country tell another country what they can and cannot have. In the days leading up to the war, Iraq could have said "The US has WMD and they have hostile intentions towards us, lets attack preemptively" and their logic would have been (according to you) sound.
maybe they'll find a copy of Freespace 3 this time :D
CP: well the US isnt saying "we're the strongest so we can do whatever we want", they're saying "we are justified blabla"
if they just went ahead and admited to being the agressors and being unprovoked, I wouldnt have asmuch of a problem with them..its their hypocracy that I scoff at
I dont know how when someone kills 5k Americans they make them out to be the devil, but when the US does it, its ok..
Originally posted by Rictor
Sandwich: You speak as if every one of the Iraqis killed had a gun in their hand and a bomb on the chest. We both know thats not the truth. But a life is a life. About 5000 people (innocents) died in the WTC thing. Do you honestly believe that since then the US has not exceeded that figure in the amount of innocent Iraqis (and Afganistanis) that they have killed. I dont know how when someone kills 5k Americans they make them out to be the devil, but when the US does it, its ok..
Originally posted by Stryke 9
It's like saying the guy being held at gunpoint by a largish SWAT team is being responsible for not pulling out a pistol and firing away. And considering how responsible that guy musta been to get in that position, it's doubly ludicrous.