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Title: best blond joke ever
Post by: kasperl on May 12, 2003, 01:50:20 pm
http://www.alteredbeast.org/forum/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=648

best blond joke ever.
Title: best blond joke ever
Post by: Unknown Target on May 12, 2003, 01:57:59 pm
Ha ha. Ho ho. Hee Hee.

Don't click on it, guys, it just goes on and on, links thru different forums.
Title: best blond joke ever
Post by: tEAbAG on May 12, 2003, 02:00:04 pm
LOL:D
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Post by: Amon_Re on May 12, 2003, 02:02:46 pm
Some people have way tomuch time on their hands... :)

Cheers
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Post by: CP5670 on May 12, 2003, 02:06:50 pm
lol, how long does it go on?
Title: best blond joke ever
Post by: kasperl on May 12, 2003, 02:11:50 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670
lol, how long does it go on?


dunno, went 10 clicks, laught my ass of and posted it here, and linked this from NW, and NW from WS, and WS from F2S and AG.
Title: best blond joke ever
Post by: Sandwich on May 12, 2003, 02:43:31 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670
lol, how long does it go on?


I expect you'll be the one to find out, though. :p

Edit: :wtf: http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html (found on one of those forums...)
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Post by: Kamikaze on May 12, 2003, 02:48:46 pm
I think it's 40+, not sure though. Didn't bother to do that many clicks. :lol:
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Post by: Stryke 9 on May 12, 2003, 03:32:20 pm
Oooold. Next someone's gonna post a Tubcat link. And everyone will laugh.:rolleyes:
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Post by: Nuclear1 on May 12, 2003, 03:56:36 pm
:rolleyes:

(http://www.geocities.com/Vincent_Valentine9/pictures/sense.txt)
Title: best blond joke ever
Post by: Martinus on May 12, 2003, 04:48:57 pm
[color=66ff00]My fav.:

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Get down, she's got a grenade in her mouth.
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Title: best blond joke ever
Post by: Stryke 9 on May 12, 2003, 04:51:14 pm
Ah, clean blond jokes are no fun at all.;)
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Post by: 01010 on May 12, 2003, 05:02:11 pm
What two things in the air get a blonde pregnant?

Her legs.
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Post by: Sandwich on May 12, 2003, 05:41:48 pm
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]My fav.:

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Get down, she's got a grenade in her mouth.
[/color]


Also Known As:

What do you do if a blonde throws a greneade at you?

Take out the pin and throw it back.

*laughter here*
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Post by: Knight Templar on May 12, 2003, 10:57:47 pm
" :blah:  "
Title: best blond joke ever
Post by: kasperl on May 13, 2003, 08:52:10 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich


Also Known As:

What do you do if a blonde throws a greneade at you?

Take out the pin and throw it back.

*laughter here*

now change blonde to "tha u7tr4 7331 n00b" and that's what you'll do in AA
Title: best blond joke ever
Post by: Sandwich on May 13, 2003, 09:08:12 am
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Originally posted by kasperl

now change blonde to "tha u7tr4 7331 n00b" and that's what you'll do in AA


AA = America's Army (game)?
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Post by: Windrunner on May 13, 2003, 10:58:45 am
Why does a blond have holes in her face???

beacuse she ate with a fork..

Lame
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Post by: Thorn on May 13, 2003, 11:59:17 am
Better hope Borealis doesnt see this.... :lol:
Title: best blond joke ever
Post by: kasperl on May 13, 2003, 12:49:01 pm
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Originally posted by Sandwich


AA = America's Army (game)?


yeah, it's americas army already, i play it rather much, real fun.

except when the guy with the grenades doesn't know the difference between left and right.
Title: best blond joke ever
Post by: Vertigo1 on May 13, 2003, 03:55:51 pm
Q: How do you tell a true blonde apart from a fake blonde?

A:  The fake blonde actually crosses her legs. ;)
Title: best blond joke ever
Post by: J.F.K. on May 15, 2003, 04:08:36 am
Heh heh, clever. :lol::yes:
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 15, 2003, 04:10:50 am
How can you tell when a blonde has been using MSWord?

Tipp-Ex on the screen.
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Post by: Sandwich on May 15, 2003, 05:43:53 am
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Tipp-Ex on the screen.


AKA White-Out to the Americanskis around here. ;)
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 15, 2003, 07:27:05 am
Trade-Names, UGH!
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Post by: beatspete on May 15, 2003, 10:17:16 am
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door...




Yes, i know :doubt:
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Post by: Razor on May 15, 2003, 11:31:40 am
A blonde goes to the hair-stylist. She arrives and as the hairstylist is about to start doing her hair, he notices a set of head-phones on her head. He says: Miss you must remove your head-phones so that I can do your hair. The blond says: Oh no! I can't! i just can't! I can't live without these. HS: Well...allright. The hairstylist does his work but it's hard because of the head set. He gets pissed, takes the headset and throws it away. The blonde falls down, dead. The hair stylist is shocked and tryes to revive her. It's futile. He picks up a headset and listens to whatever was played. He hears a voice being played in a continuous loop. The voice was saying: Breathe in...breeath out...breath in...breath out.

Another joke:
Why does a blond open the pack of youghurt in the super market?
Spoiler:
Because it says on the package: OPEN HERE
Title: best blond joke ever
Post by: kasperl on May 15, 2003, 01:16:55 pm
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Originally posted by Razor
A blonde goes to the hair-stylist. She arrives and as the hairstylist is about to start doing her hair, he notices a set of head-phones on her head. He says: Miss you must remove your head-phones so that I can do your hair. The blond says: Oh no! I can't! i just can't! I can't live without these. HS: Well...allright. The hairstylist does his work but it's hard because of the head set. He gets pissed, takes the headset and throws it away. The blonde falls down, dead. The hair stylist is shocked and tryes to revive her. It's futile. He picks up a headset and listens to whatever was played. He hears a voice being played in a continuous loop. The voice was saying: Breathe in...breeath out...breath in...breath out.

Another joke:
Why does a blond open the pack of youghurt in the super market?
Spoiler:
Because it says on the package: OPEN HERE
[/B]


the hairstylist one is old, but i didn'tknow the pack of yogurt one, but i can't say i missed much. :blah:
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Post by: tEAbAG on May 15, 2003, 01:38:17 pm
Whada call a bunch of blonds standing shoulder to shoulder?




Wind tunnel.

:ha: