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Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Sandwich on May 16, 2003, 04:47:58 am: (http://www.engrish.com/engrishoftheday/thundercrap.jpg) (http://www.engrish.com/)

:lol:
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Darkage on May 16, 2003, 04:49:51 am: :lol:ROTFLMAO!!:lol:

Thats funny ****:D
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Nico on May 16, 2003, 04:50:45 am: :D
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: J.F.K. on May 16, 2003, 05:01:43 am: :lol: :lol:

The Japanese never cease to amaze. :D
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Shrike on May 16, 2003, 05:15:15 am: Chinese. Not Japanese.
Title: Re: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Razor on May 16, 2003, 05:18:59 am: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
(http://www.engrish.com/engrishoftheday/thundercrap.jpg) (http://www.engrish.com/)

:lol:

Oh My Dear God. :lol: :lol: That's a good one. :yes: By the way, can Thunder still edit your status?
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 16, 2003, 05:36:22 am: :lol: :lol:

How much do these translators get paid?
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: pyro-manic on May 16, 2003, 05:46:05 am: :lol: :lol:

Hee Hee! Very funny.:yes:
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Martinus on May 16, 2003, 05:51:52 am: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
Chinese. Not Japanese.

[color=66ff00]Yeah It's on the side of the blimmin box! :lol:

Unless it's just a case of 'they're all the same', you'd be surprised how many people I know think that way. :blah:
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Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 16, 2003, 05:53:56 am: However, most of the stuff like this that we come across in the west is Japanese, at least in my experience, due to most of the High-Technology being Japanese.
Title: Re: Re: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Sandwich on May 16, 2003, 06:45:56 am: Quote
Originally posted by Razor
By the way, can Thunder still edit your status?

Yes, why? :wtf:
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: NeoHunter on May 16, 2003, 07:00:53 am: Hahaha...checked out the web site just now. Hilarious!
Title: Re: Re: Re: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: kasperl on May 16, 2003, 09:09:28 am: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
Yes, why? :wtf:

uhm well, after i insulted T (or sheepy) at NW, it said something not so very nice.......
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: karajorma on May 16, 2003, 09:35:17 am: Now we see why he changed his name :)
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Fineus on May 16, 2003, 11:01:42 am: I. Hate. You. Guys. :lol:
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Martinus on May 16, 2003, 11:04:49 am: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
I. Hate. You. Guys. :lol:

[color=66ff00]Blame sandwich, all he does all day is enter search terms like:

Thunder is crap
Maeglamor is crap
Styxx is crap
Shrike is crap

into google hoping that they'll get some kinda humourous result.
He got lucky this time.... Bastard.

:D
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Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Gortef on May 16, 2003, 12:35:00 pm: Oh dear :lol::lol:
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: an0n on May 16, 2003, 01:34:40 pm: Oh, my God! You've found the dungoen pr0n!!!!!!!!

[flashback]
Lighting flashed through the foreign sky as the Chinese waters tossed and turned, a small boat caught in the maelstrom, battered by waves and veiled in rain.
"Hard to port!" screamed the captain as his small vessel was thrown clear of the water, hovering for several seconds before slamming back into the freezing waters. Men shot across the deck as the force of the impact threw several of them off into the deep, towards certain doom. "We have to get into the hold! Get everyone off deck!" He shouted as another collosal wave smashed across the tiny vessel. He stared out across the deck as his men hurried past him inside the reinforced hold of the ship, but as he stood at the hatch, gazing out onto the smashed, warped and soaked floor of his ship a silhouette appeared at the bow of his vessel, illuminated by the lightning, grasping desperately onto the railings and heaving a crate to the edge of the ship.
"Back to the depths, where no-one will ever know my hidden shame." whispered the shadowy figure as its twig-like arm pushed the wooden box to the brink, watching the crate fall silently through the soaking air, disappearing into the watery blackness, ne'er to be seen again..........
[/flashback]

Yey. I'm a dead man.
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Joey_21 on May 16, 2003, 01:36:30 pm: :lol: :lol: Pretty funny one, Sandwich.
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Windrunner on May 16, 2003, 02:06:43 pm: pssst his name is kalfireth now. His old name will hunt him forever

:hopping: <--------Thunder when he is angry
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Unknown Target on May 16, 2003, 02:29:14 pm: He's Thunder, he's Thuuunder! Whoo-whoo!

A-hm, yea, right!

Lol! :D:yes:
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Grey Wolf on May 16, 2003, 03:16:41 pm: I'd make fun of Thunder too, but since he's the one who accidentally exposed me to HLP, I'll be quiet.
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Sandwich on May 16, 2003, 04:14:11 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
I. Hate. You. Guys. :lol:

Awww.... *melts*

{Lion King song}...can you feel the hate tonight?{/Lion King Song}

We hate you too, Alex! :nod:

Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor

[color=66ff00]Blame sandwich, all he does all day is enter search terms like:

Thunder is crap
Maeglamor is crap
Styxx is crap
Shrike is crap

into google hoping that they'll get some kinda humourous result.
He got lucky this time.... Bastard.

:D
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Actually, I doubt that pic would have shown up in a Google search for thunder and crap, since it doesn't say in text on the page "thunder crap", just in the image (AFAIK). :D

Quote
Originally posted by an0n
[flashback]
Lighting flashed through the foreign sky as the Chinese waters tossed and turned, a small boat caught in the maelstrom, battered by waves and veiled in rain.
"Hard to port!" screamed the captain as his small vessel was thrown clear of the water, hovering for several seconds before slamming back into the freezing waters. Men shot across the deck as the force of the impact threw several of them off into the deep, towards certain doom. "We have to get into the hold! Get everyone off deck!" He shouted as another collosal wave smashed across the tiny vessel. He stared out across the deck as his men hurried past him inside the reinforced hold of the ship, but as he stood at the hatch, gazing out onto the smashed, warped and soaked floor of his ship a silhouette appeared at the bow of his vessel, illuminated by the lightning, grasping desperately onto the railings and heaving a crate to the edge of the ship.
"Back to the depths, where no-one will ever know my hidden shame." whispered the shadowy figure as its twig-like arm pushed the wooden box to the brink, watching the crate fall silently through the soaking air, disappearing into the watery blackness, ne'er to be seen again..........
[/flashback]

Heh - that's actually pretty good writing there. :D
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Turnsky on May 16, 2003, 04:44:33 pm: :lol:

aussie slang for a toilet is "thunderbox":p
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Fineus on May 16, 2003, 04:50:15 pm: You know what?

:hopping: :hopping: :hopping: :hopping: !!!
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Sandwich on May 16, 2003, 04:51:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
You know what?

:hopping: :hopping: :hopping: :hopping: !!!

Mikey likes it...
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Turnsky on May 16, 2003, 04:53:56 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
You know what?

:hopping: :hopping: :hopping: :hopping: !!!

:p :lol: sorry dude, i just had to be in on the fun.....
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: an0n on May 16, 2003, 04:54:29 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
Heh - that's actually pretty good writing there. :D
I'm not even going to bother with the 40ft 'Duh'. You should know why you deserve a rope and a barn without me having to explain it to you.

Quote
Mikey likes it...

ROTFLMAO!
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Sandwich on May 16, 2003, 04:59:30 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
I'm not even going to bother with the 40ft 'Duh'. You should know why you deserve a rope and a barn without me having to explain it to you.

Explain it to me. :D

Clickety (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=Kalfireth&btnG=Google+Search)
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Nuclear1 on May 16, 2003, 06:54:48 pm: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Comic book store guy]There is no emoticon for what I am feeling![/cbsg]
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Fineus on May 16, 2003, 08:28:11 pm: Hey, check it out - my BF rankings that prove I rock!
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: J.F.K. on May 16, 2003, 09:06:54 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
Chinese. Not Japanese.

Oh, yeah. I saw engrish.com and didn't look past that. :D

And yeah, good use of the smiley, Kalfireth... :p
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: WMCoolmon on May 16, 2003, 09:38:04 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Turnsky
:lol:

aussie slang for a toilet is "thunderbox":p

:lol: I wonder what Aussies think when they hear "Thunderbox music"... ;)
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: an0n on May 17, 2003, 09:29:43 am: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
Explain it to me. :D
*SMACK* (http://www.nodewar.com/forum)
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Sandwich on May 17, 2003, 03:45:33 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
*SMACK* (http://www.nodewar.com/forum)

The Ever Popular "I Don't See My Username Here So Perhaps I Never Visit Those Forums" Smack (http://www.nodewar.com/forum/memberlist.php?s=<r=S). :D
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: an0n on May 17, 2003, 08:19:35 pm: The less-frequently-used "It used to be hosted here and was played for several months in plain view of everyone" SMACK (http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~freespace/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=9)
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Stryke 9 on May 17, 2003, 08:22:41 pm: The much needed "Shut up, tha both of yas!" SMACK. (http://www.kleptomaniac.com/product/?prod_id=6741)
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 18, 2003, 04:56:42 am: Another *SMACK* to shut you all up (http://www.yourallgay.com)
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Turnsky on May 18, 2003, 05:01:06 am: well, this thread's gone downhill faster than usual:rolleyes:
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Razor on May 18, 2003, 08:28:59 am: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
You know what?

:hopping: :hopping: :hopping: :hopping: !!!

You know, if I were you, I would edit his status to: Got CRAP? Seriously.
:drevil:
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Gloriano on May 18, 2003, 02:13:10 pm: admins are going crazy;)
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Sandwich on May 18, 2003, 02:30:55 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Razor

You know, if I were you, I would edit his status to: Got CRAP? Seriously.
:drevil:

...which is why j00 != admin. ;) :p
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Razor on May 18, 2003, 03:06:23 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Holy Imperial Gloriano
admins are going crazy;)

It's an ADMIN WAR!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D All your forums are belong to me...ehhh..us.

Ok this may be bad but....meh :p...you only live once. :p
http://search.yahoo.com/bin/search?p=sandwich%2Bcrap&ei=UTF-8
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Sandwich on May 18, 2003, 03:23:03 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Ok this may be bad but....meh :p...you only live once. :p
http://search.yahoo.com/bin/search?p=sandwich%2Bcrap&ei=UTF-8

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You use Yahoo!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:rolleyes:
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Stryke 9 on May 18, 2003, 04:29:02 pm: How is a suggestive search engine query with no relevant hits funny? (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=Razor+arse+bandit)
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Razor on May 18, 2003, 04:44:49 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You use Yahoo!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:rolleyes:

Dude, Yahoo uses Google search engine. ;)
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Fineus on May 18, 2003, 07:24:00 pm: Why beat around the bush then? Just use Google!
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Sandwich on May 19, 2003, 01:12:05 am: Quote
Originally posted by Razor

Dude, Yahoo uses Google search engine. ;)

True, true. However (sees this turning into a "which search engine is better" thread), IIRC, Yahoo doesn't search the Google index, which is one of Google's strong points. The other reason I prefer Google over anything else that I've run across yet is that they keep the interface clean, whereas Yahoo is cluttered.
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Turnsky on May 19, 2003, 01:16:35 am: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich

(sees this turning into a "which search engine is better" thread),

in the Spirit of this thread : Click (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0283054) :D
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Knight Templar on May 19, 2003, 01:19:29 am: Quote
An 11-year-old boy's amazing ability to break wind leads him first to fame and then to death row, before it helps him to fulfill his ambition of becoming an astronaut.

:D
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Razor on May 19, 2003, 01:22:40 am: Yeah Sand, guess you're right. Google can also be used on Serbian. YES!!! :D
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Sandwich on May 19, 2003, 01:44:24 am: Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Yeah Sand, guess you're right. Google can also be used on Serbian. YES!!! :D

Eh?
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Razor on May 19, 2003, 01:49:13 am: What I actually siad was that Google has support for my language. Geez is it so hard to get?
Title: Thunder, you're full of crap
Post by: Sandwich on May 19, 2003, 01:59:11 am: Quote
Originally posted by Razor
What I actually siad was that Google has support for my language. Geez is it so hard to get?

You just had a little typo that confused me - "used on Serbian" instead of "used in Serbian".

Chill out, dude.